I know this was made by someone who is one of those types to demonize smokers and tobacco in general. I smoke, but I thought this was kind of funny anyway. "You can lower the pack now, I've already taken a cigarette." Lol
You can't just single out tobacco as an intentional poison to make people sick and fuel the medical and pharmaceutical industries as we die. Food is the most powerful. Someone show me the stats on how many die from obesity and all the manifestations of a poor diet...versus those who die of smoking related diseases alone.
He might be hurting from the high fructose corn syrup he is eating along with that zanax and oxcycontin he takes everyday for his depression. Then again, being fed ritalin and adderall during his childhood might be adding to his discomfort. God, those were evil days.......
Behold the wonder that is Binkie McFartnuggets. One of YouTube's underappreciated geniuses. The most consistently funny videos on the Internet. Have you ever sent any of your videos to Tosh.0 or Web Soup? They probably couldn't show them on the air due to potential copyright infringement, but they could make you truly famous. If that annoying "Kid From Brooklyn" can become famous on the 'Net, you certainly can.
whine whine whine jesus christ... it's an individual choice for one to smoke. Not up to the country that use to be a "free" country to determine what one should and should not do. HOWEVER, I will say this the video clip was funny... i got to give you props for that and i do not smoke cigarettes nor have i ever but... i do puff on Dominican Hand Rolled Cigars, things like that! =) keep the videos coming nice job!
Haha
SanFrancisco259 1 week ago
Not even remotely funny-UFAIL!
HortHawg 2 weeks ago
these comments are FUNNY! it was a couple of things funny about this clip. wasn't all that. blah.
MsL0vie 2 weeks ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
xraidedlok 3 weeks ago
I know this was made by someone who is one of those types to demonize smokers and tobacco in general. I smoke, but I thought this was kind of funny anyway. "You can lower the pack now, I've already taken a cigarette." Lol
nirvanafan21191 3 weeks ago
now we know how nike got their logo
FCKDupNOIZ 1 month ago
Smokers..Drinkers..Dopers..Gluttons..and more know the consequences of
their actions? eventually you pay for the abuse you do to your body.Yes we
all die sooner or later, but how we die could depend on us sometimes.
globehunter2 1 month ago
@globehunter2 Excellent point. You should do us a favor, and jump off a cliff.
redneckpride4ever 2 weeks ago
@redneckpride4ever Why dont you "slit" your red neck and do
the whole universe a favor, BUM.
globehunter2 2 weeks ago
Back when cigarettes were still good for you.
needles1987 1 month ago
I lol'ed!
Poodlepups 2 months ago
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than watch this again.
rodeocyclone 2 months ago
Smoking is Cool
melgibsonsballs 2 months ago
the grandma scared the crap out of meh :P
RobloxianWeirdos 2 months ago
You can't just single out tobacco as an intentional poison to make people sick and fuel the medical and pharmaceutical industries as we die. Food is the most powerful. Someone show me the stats on how many die from obesity and all the manifestations of a poor diet...versus those who die of smoking related diseases alone.
gothos1000 2 months ago
Restore the original soundtrack, please. Yours isn't funny and you are tampering with history.
BettinaBalser 2 months ago 4
Because Only Real men smoke....Then Die prematurely
mikemike20202020 2 months ago
wow
hjewell2 2 months ago
dame they gangsta
matkerr95 3 months ago
this sucks, except the end, where he explains the plot. that's pretty funny.
UberDoku 3 months ago
TAKE VIDEO DOWN U SHIT BAG!!!
cjzzzzz 3 months ago
wheres the Real Video of This ?
McGeeGunniess 4 months ago
You can lower the pack I've already taken the cigarette.
ACDCrocks051 4 months ago
Total shit
asa1973100 4 months ago
nice voice over
Cheezerussler72 4 months ago
this was horrible. the original was probably funny.
kenfo0 5 months ago
this is not original dub
ramoyald 5 months ago
@ramoyald no shit?
1978atcarroll 5 months ago
@1978atcarroll yeah man!
ramoyald 4 months ago
what a crock.
werksdesign 5 months ago
He might be hurting from the high fructose corn syrup he is eating along with that zanax and oxcycontin he takes everyday for his depression. Then again, being fed ritalin and adderall during his childhood might be adding to his discomfort. God, those were evil days.......
6gu7 6 months ago 25
Must...have...CIGARETTE!
forestrocks 6 months ago
If you can't tell this is a voice over... I feel bad for you and your peanut sized brain.
Blazenwave 6 months ago
ahahah LOL
elskerikkehat 6 months ago
Smoking controls moobs by curbing men's appetite for quarter pounders and gallons of Haagen Daaz.
k90751 6 months ago
LOL
Clever.
XCHAPYEG 6 months ago
my damn man breasts are acting up again. lol
epicblogofdoom 7 months ago
dumb. sorry.
jay94271 7 months ago
I hope that this cures his trust issues.
pardyhardly 7 months ago
Animal experiments failed to induce cancer. Just sayin'
dhjw 8 months ago
im smoking newports now lol. just cuz this was soooo massed up
delicatlydead 8 months ago
lower the pack i already have a cirerette
datzfast 8 months ago
ha ha ,---------was that real??? i liked it
letseeitplease 9 months ago
all cigurette commercials are horrible
Shelbyyy94 9 months ago
WOW -- look at those tough, cool guys smokin' away.
NOT !!!
cheeriosinabowl 9 months ago
They imitate but they will NEVERRRRRRRRRRR compare to MS3K
communistjesus 10 months ago
You can lower the pack now, I've already taken my ciggerette. XD
mistertitanic 11 months ago
LOL
Left4TeamFortress2 11 months ago
MY DAMN MAN-BREASTS!
Tijaboo 1 year ago
I love smoking!
Drivermatic 1 year ago
It's so stupid it's great. Thumbs up.
TheAdultChild101 1 year ago
LMAO that was great!
TheNeonAngel 1 year ago
"if this works youll be the first person to... you can lower the pack now ive already taken a cigarette.."
skelitor120 1 year ago
"eh...you can lower the pack now, I've already taken the cigarette..."
OshSmoshBGosh 1 year ago
LMAO
CITGProductions 1 year ago
funny voice over i like the cyanide bit
darklotus505 1 year ago
then nigga started somkin newports lmao
supaultrapimp 1 year ago
oh god genius
EltBerserker 1 year ago
I love smoking
Drivermatic 1 year ago
Having worked in the glamorous, lucrative field of private security, Including the armoured car division, I have but one question:
Where the hell did they get those snappy looking uniforms?
TheRebel2007 1 year ago
LAME AND RETARTED!! NICE TRY ASSHOLE!!! GO HOME AND KILL YOURSELF!!!
drunkattheparty 1 year ago
having breat pains try glass of chards it contains fiberglass rat poising terrable brain lost slurd speach etc try now or buy now
MrJKILLA7 1 year ago
haha funny video...But Im still going to smoke lol
aztec47kings 1 year ago 15
Behold the wonder that is Binkie McFartnuggets. One of YouTube's underappreciated geniuses. The most consistently funny videos on the Internet. Have you ever sent any of your videos to Tosh.0 or Web Soup? They probably couldn't show them on the air due to potential copyright infringement, but they could make you truly famous. If that annoying "Kid From Brooklyn" can become famous on the 'Net, you certainly can.
elc1960 1 year ago
Friggin' awesome XD
ThatAtheistgirl 1 year ago
I guess you have to have plastic mannequin hands to smoke
KrazyKevinB2 1 year ago
nice dub over a classic. make sure to smoke everyone, because it makes you cool and gives you a nice new cancer you can brag to your classmates with!
STarCRAFT4BRITS 1 year ago
do i see the nike sign up side down in 0:15
therockmannumber1 1 year ago
Wow that was genius! I literally lol'd.
Wademedic63 1 year ago
FUCK the ending with the old bitch scared the shit outta me
DXFan1269 1 year ago
binkiemcfartnuggets ? what a childish name dude
madcope2oo9 1 year ago
i think its fake
shaggymattrocks 1 year ago
y,you can lower the pack now i've already taken a cigarette...#LOL
hotiscute 1 year ago
So that's where Nike got its logo idea from!!
braincrisp1 1 year ago
THIS IS EXTREMELY FAKE!!
Gangsta7381 1 year ago
@Gangsta7381 lol yer a smart one
TheKillaComa 1 year ago
nice job
id104335409 1 year ago
5/5 this is hilarious!
Ziggyflavel1 1 year ago
hahah
DezparE 1 year ago
Lmfao
goodp4986 1 year ago
but thank you for trusting me!
amazing!!!!! loved it
MissLucyBoomer 2 years ago
You got me to laugh out loud.
ytsolarus 2 years ago
damn it...now i want a cigarette.. XD
iizabunghole1234 2 years ago
these ought to help :D
valgehiir 2 years ago
whine whine whine jesus christ... it's an individual choice for one to smoke. Not up to the country that use to be a "free" country to determine what one should and should not do. HOWEVER, I will say this the video clip was funny... i got to give you props for that and i do not smoke cigarettes nor have i ever but... i do puff on Dominican Hand Rolled Cigars, things like that! =) keep the videos coming nice job!
xistn 2 years ago
that was funny D:D
Palo10 2 years ago
lol NIKE LOGO :D:D:D
TUTMENA 2 years ago
You should have kept the sound track from the commercial, it was far more absurd than this.
IFlick 2 years ago 2
LOL
animalls10000 2 years ago
perfection. oh, yes.
katieMCbindergarten 2 years ago
Lmao.
.....lol man.
TrandomnesstwO 2 years ago
WooHoo again, Blinkie is great, I mean humungous. I think.
secretchristian 2 years ago
You should have more views and subscribers Binkie
Submarinervideos 2 years ago 4
Good Video, maybe someone who smokes will get the idea that he will get cancer or his man boobs will hurt him the rest of his life...LOL
BeachchicJeanie 2 years ago
You're one of those cool people.
UsingAllTheUsernames 2 years ago
Good stuff!
watchinshadows 2 years ago
woot newport 100's
henryc789 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing omg :3
AlyissaProductions 2 years ago
God, my damn man-breasts are acting up again!
ZeroLevels 2 years ago
this is relevant to my interests
rengarth 2 years ago
hahahaha lol ending, not the old lady the poison part
fastmekillyou123 2 years ago 2
this video reminds me of a steak.
Well done.
audionautix 2 years ago 48
@audionautix i am eating a steak.
ironsaviorguy99 1 year ago
@audionautix also very rare
danielsolomos 6 months ago
I don't know how, but you fit the plot of an entire movie into a minute long commercial - with product placement even.
I laughed. I cried. It changed me.
paulmercy 2 years ago 52
@paulmercy omg your so funny lol
KaraJayneee 1 year ago
fucking funny man!
Armando51roosters 2 years ago 3
halarious!
xxpoisenandkissesxx 2 years ago 2
lol funny
VL0GG3RK1D 2 years ago 2