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  • American football for men..

    It's just a pussy version of Rugby

  • TITS OR GTFO

  • How many cocks did you suck?

  • thumbs up if you only clicked the video to hate on it! ;)

  • I don't understand how nobody can understand that he's be so ridiculously sarcastic it's humiliating.

  • England created the game 'Football' so it is called Football and if you haven't noticed, they use their feet! The majority of the time American footballers use their hands! IDIOT!!!

  • American football is for men?...the guys who wear tights, pads, and helmets and call themselves tough....that's laughable

  • what movie did he mention in which the man's eye is cut?

  • American football = overweight unfit gay men in spandex tights and eye makeup. Boring sport invented to play in between commercials. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • The US is the world champion of American football. The scary thought is that some Yanks don't understand how you need other countries to compete against to be a world champ. I think John Madden needs an atlas and some geography lessons.

  • "...the causal american sports fan asked landon who" dude absolutly NO sports fan in the world knows one single american football or baseball star dead or alive

    you couldnt get an audience of 30 with the biggest stars of nfl or mlb outside the us

    when barca is playing in america they fill a stadium of 70000

  • Pff!, suck a dick yank!, its been football since before your colonial scum country was even made, get over it yankee tossers!.

  • shut up fag

    

  • He has a valid point. America believes in Democracy, right?

    Everyone who likes footbal raise your hand: 194 countries raise their hand

    Everyone who likes handegg raise your hand: 1 country raises its hand.

    Do the math.

  • Football > Then Handegg.

    takes more skill and fitness.

  • People should actually listen to what this guy is saying. ITS TRUE!

  • these type of people are getting old and angry, so they cry about soccer.

    sniffles

  • i hate how some Americans get offended when people say soccer instead of 'football', football is a totally different sport and your not from some foreign country so shut up douche bags

  • Its incredible how many veiws an ugly, unpopular person can get on this site.

  • dude fuck this guy, saying soccer isn't a real mans sport? , hey guess what, most of the world thinks your "football" is bull shit, greetings from Croaita you bitch .

  • @TheCommanderMalander He wasn't saying that. He was saying that's what the average American sports fan would say.

  • This guy is dumb. MMA is a real mans sport anything else is for fags.

  • this rant is fukt regardless.

  • LOL@ the title

  • hahaha this dude needs to be on medication. And for his punishment he should be forced to play 90 min of soccer.

  • retard

  • They should call American Football "Hitball," "Tackleball," or "Crushball." Actually, Rugby is more like Crushball...

  • I hate commercials

  • Shut up you idiot.

  • And why the fuck does this guy want to see commercials so bad?

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  • If Socialism is so bad, then why is Sweden doing so well?

  • @PlanesCoinsandMusic9 Socialism has failed every time it has been tried. Because it saps people of their incentive, it results in an equal sharing of poverty, not wealth--except, as you point out, for the controlling elite "leaders.

  • @MrTheOnlyOneHereNow What about Scandinavia? explain that.The richest, most peacefull region, on the planet.

  • OMG lol....... please just stop...

  • Come on guys do u really believe what this guy said? Bull crap.. Soccer, football who cares its just a sport, america has their own world that's why everything is called different here, its only a sport I love both of em !

  • American football is a monumet to steroids, ultra-macho attitude (which has a latent underlying gay precense and denial, according to Noam Chomsky, as well as many psycologists) and lack of sportsmaship. In no other country such an evident abuse of illegal substances would be allowed to air on TV and violence promotion.

  • American football is hardly an individual sport friend. The game requires every player to work together on plays that must be pulled off perfectly to stop an opposing teams momentum. Your reasoning is inferior.

  • @DaMarlboroMan3 American football maybe a team sport but its so fucking boring. They stop for 10 minutes after every 5 seconds of gameplay.

    And every player needs to work together?

    Come on ive seen some things about american football and it is usually just 1 fast guy running across the field with the egg in his hands.

    And dont give me that 'the rest of the team blocks the opponents' bullshit because usually the opponents are on the other side of the field, or behind him.

  • @Joricky12 I can't help ya if you find it boring. However to see the strategy in it I suggest you rent Madden and play it a bit, if it is even stocked in Europe.

    You are probably talking about a handoff with the fast guy thing. To defend such a play a lot of blockers have to be on the line leaving the backfield open for a passing play. The defenders on the line have to pressure the thrower if it is a fake handoff so the backfield isn't threatened; teamwork is involved in the strategy.

  • @DaMarlboroMan3 Also why do you care so much if we call it Soccer? is it that big of a fuckin deal? Tends to come across as oversensitive.

  • @DaMarlboroMan3 well handegg is how we know the sport americans call football. no big deal about it...

  • @DaMarlboroMan3 And that passes for strategy these days?

    A better strategy? Flood the game with commercials, and hope one lands a hit. It's simple, childish, devoid of any real thought, and therefore perfect for the sport of american football....wow, that sounds really harsh. Sorry, I just kinda wanted to see if I could actually bring myself to write that. Nothing personal :)

    Go communist sports!

  • These people are blinded by their Cable TV and Movies and Internet and GAming

    Reality is Fall of USA + EU is the biggest, most open prove that Capitalism is dead

    Rise of Socialist Russia and China and their Economic Success is prove positive that Socialism is Successful in our Age and time

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    It is becasue America LOVES scoring - PERIOD!!! and in soccer 2 - 0 is a scoring frenzy for a game!!!!!!!!!! The socre is USUALLY 1 - 0 - so when you go to the fridge for a beer - you will miss ALL of the scoring!!!!!!!

  • THIS GUY IS EXACT DEFINITION OF A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!

  • By the way this guy is a fucking idiot- I'm American.

  • england = America's lap dog

  • America is a continent. United States of America is a country. Enjoy living in a bubble.

  • Who is right? The whole world that know how to appreciate the king of sports or this douchebag that calls football to a sport that hardly permits the use of feet

  • what an idiot!God saves from these morons!

  • shut the fuck up. Football makes the world that bit of a better place - its you american fucks that called it soccer - dont start talking pish about 'football this and soccer that' - you can have your soccer and shove it up yer arse.

    Ever notice it's called American Football for a reason, you fud.

    Mon the real football.

  • @Lostprophet252525 Do research, brits invented the word.

  • u suck dude!!!

  • Whilst I agree that "soccer" is pretty wussy (although it does require skill), American Football is ridiculous... PADS?! Rugby is a man's sport.

  • @andygriff1987 someone would literally die every game if they did not wear pads

  • @iamheartoflion Watch a game of rugby league. The hits in that are huge- maybe not as stupid as the American Football ones, but still pretty massive. No pads.

  • @andygriff1987 i have. its just these are allmost all perfect tackles in the chest. in football its either they chop out your knees or they go helmet to helmet. you can imagine how that would work out without pads

  • someone needs his pills..

  • @ByrneenryB Look here limey, for one thing I am NOT of the same ancestry as you - I'm Mediterranean. That's why I enjoy tasty food while you just boil everything and don't know the difference. If you don't like the word "Soccer" then talk your fellow limeys to get it removed from YOUR OIWN FUCKING LANGUAGE. As I said earlier, if not for the USA you'd be speaking GERMAN by now - we bailed your weak asses out of WW2. "Don't speak OUR language" - you don't even know how to speak your own!!!

  • Rugby is the right middle between amercican football and european football, i think it is even enhanced since you have a HUGE amount of rules to know but only about 50 to follow through a match AND there is some action wther you agree or not I don't care, I needed this statement to get the mental pressure and the agression that accumulated in the past 3 weeks because of some injury. Thank you for not being a dick and not answering bullshit.

    P.S: wow I started democratic and ended capitalistic.

  • IM AN AMERICAN AND I LOVE SOCCER LIVERPOOL FOR LIFE....THIS GUY IS JUST A DOUCHER WITH A CLEVER TITLE USED TO SUCK VIEWERS IN

  • HAHA  soo true! Preach it !!

  • @ByrneenryB You limey fuck, it is your own filthy, British brothers that called it "soccer" so don't whine like the little bitches you are when Americans go by what YOU fuckers call it. Stupid fuck, if it weren't for us Americans you people would be calling it "Fusseball" or however the fuck the Germans say it, because you'd be just another state in Hitler's Germany if we didn't save your weak asses.

    British men are weak fucking pussies who can't talk properly.

  • EUROPEN FOTBALL BEST GAME!!!!!!!!!!!§§

  • @daniel72693 Don't call it european football, call it just FOOTBALL

  • one thing to say ... why you use hands in your "football" ... you can only kickball once ... so your american football is the BULLSHIT!!! Real Football its european football !!!

  • @VadikMAGGOT its maybe their front feet that catch the ball that's why they call it football :D

  • @VadikMAGGOT U MAD BRO?!

  • @VadikMAGGOT its a historic thing, and CANADA calls it soccer too, go bash on them.

  • Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beast

  • Football: the most beautiful and exciting game on the world

    American Football: fat guys runing and crashing like stupids

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  • @alfredo1488

    It's stop/start rugby with pads thrown in and a change of team every 2 and a half seconds.

  • ohhh, this is a satire...

  • Ha ha, interesting interpretation, thanks! And I believe you are giving serious food for thought there.

    I'm European, but funny enough I dislike football (soccer) as much as many Americans do. Part of it might be because there is the downside of seeing a bit too much "partisanship" among spectators that, sometimes, degenerates into violence (as in political socialism, I guess).

    I am still wondering at the Americans' odd use of the term "football", wouldn't "armball" make more sense, maybe? :)

  • I'll make certain to pick up your book. I have a table with a short leg on it. It's just the right thickness to even it out. I won't read it, but at 99 cents, I won't care.

  • Yeah, you look like a cowboy. By the way, how's Brokeback Mountain doing? Got SHEEP?

  • @danielbjornstrom Moron all those sports are rugby, but some countries and leagues have different rules. Real football is soccer, period. american football should be called hand egg.........you run while carrying an egg, hand egg

  • I always thought soccer was called futbol? Not football? Futbol isn't about exchanging jerseys and hugging; it's about flopping and kicking people in the face.

  • soccer = football

    american football = handegg.

    problem solved.

  • @Cliiifffff

    American Football = Players get hurt when they break a bone

    Soccer = Players get hurt when they're lightly touched and fall on the ground slightly acting as if they're hurt badly.

  • OK, ignorant Brits and Euro's listen up... Stop whining that "American football is not real football"; the fact is that American Football IS absolutely "REAL football". There are different types of "football". The BRITS invented the name "soccer" to distinguish that form of football from Rugby Football. American Football is more similar to Rugby football, and different still - but they are ALL football. "Soccer" comes from "SOC" which is what the brits shorted "Association" to- Stupid brits

  • Where's the chick with the big tits?

  • Idiot...Football is a word that came for England...By the way the origin of your language you are speaking...It involve a foot and a ball....

  • If I read one more ignorant asshole insult american football by saying they stole the name football, without even looking upthe history of the sport, I am going to kill myself. Please, look it up, you are making asses of yourselves, and you don't even know it.

  • @N33DL3R please do kill yourself, because american football is just rugby with pads lol its like the wnba of rugby, because americans wear pads, like women lol

  • Football is american for sure , not only do we get to tackle each other we get paid for it very well too, I don't watch soccer it is so unamericans it sounds like I'm a commie all over it.

  • Respond to this video...  I think I am still winning the arguement.

  • @nalgaface123456789 hmmmmm.......... that was pretty stupid.

  • u need help dude.

  • a point well made by davisfleetwood

  • AMERICAN FOOTBALL!? AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS TO PUSSY.....RUGBY IS FOR REALS MEN.....

    I AM ARGENTIN , ARGENTINA JUST PLAY TWO SPORT .....RUGBY AND SOCCER(REAL FOOTBALL)

  • Fuck this guy. Football = soccer. Not some shitty American football. Soccer is some dumpy name you yanks thought of. Smd.

  • this dude is gonna die a virgin... just saying

  • @davisfleetwood - I know this is supposed to be sarcastic - but it may give ideas to the 'intelligent' teabaggers

    It might create problems in US for which I dont give a

    But hope they dont create problems for football or soccer as u call it

  • i'm so sick of guys like him going on you tube - talking shit about all kinds of shit - hoping a network picks him/her up - get a life

  • This guy is fucking knob

  • Just to clear things up about what you said around 1:30, America isn't the only country that says soccer and promotes football as 'hurting the opposition,' Australia also has the same intentions, however instead of NFL we call it nrl

  • @ davisfleetwood

    You are a pretentious fucking cunt.

    By the way it's called soccer you ass licking dog shit.

  • @Carthsgtr WAIT, WAIT, WAIT u muthfucka i challenge u to a rock of, is actually called football!!!! FUCK!

  • @Carthsgtr Its football... you americans call it soccer, in the whole world its called football

  • what a DUMB ASS

  • ha! how i admire this dude.. he has balls to call americans what they really are. And yes the real Football is a global phenomenal!! That one game the US played and scored at the very last minute, really demonstrated what the sport is about.

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  • @Moraud5386 Football as in american rip-off version of RUGBY? 1. lack of media coverage? are you familiar with the EUROPEAN FOOTBALL league? for fucks theres a lot of Teams in europe. 2. You are being a condecending Asshole.. Not everyone in third world countries is fucking poor. 3. how the hell would it decrease popularity and influence from europe? would you say "oh they play american gridiron there lets not go visit those beautiful castles" Your entire Argument is completely ignoramus!

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  • @Moraud5386 european soccer? dude its football. first get the damn name correct. South Africa, france.. are these the only countries that don't play US tackle ball? come on.. Universities in all over latin america have some sort of institution of Tackleball.. big deal. The reason Tackleball isn't popular around the world it's because it's a knockoff version of Rugby..

  • "no one player can impose their will ala kobe bryant and change the game" eh never see Maradonna then?

  • @KingFahtah maradonna didn't win any world cup by himself.. if you were to bring up a name why not messi.. or CR9.. (although both these dudes are team players.)

  • @mmmodafoca I think Argenetina in 86 would have been a fairly mediocre squad...or for that matter Napoli when he was there would have been nobody without him, and he did turn games virtually single handed. Your're right though those other guys are much more team players

  • @mmmodafoca ye but they suck... they can lick theyr own balls thats for shure

  • Man, you suck.Not only in this video, but in all your shitty videos

    GTFO youtube

  • Let us never forget that in American football the objective is to get into the endzone... and we all know what Freud would say about that!

  • @janelasdedeus Freud was a bit of an old perv tho

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  • Suck Reagan's cock, you fat yankee fag

  • but you run with the ball in your hands you dumb fucks. give it a proper name such as Rugby. what is soccer supposed to mean? i can soccer punch you if you want.

  • firts clip i saw and SUBSCRIBEN RIGHT NOW

  • also everyone needs to stop insulting american football, i dont even watch it or like it, but damn if you ever want anyone to respect your sport, maybe you should start by respecting their sport.

  • btw, this socialist douche spits his message about how detrimental capitalism is to the world....then says "buy my book...." Either this guy's message is 100% "tongue in cheek", or he's the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen

  • i feel sorry for this guy

  • @whattaphuck i agree, this douche is a piece of shit

  • Inbred gap toothed yokle alert!!!!!!

  • americans stole the word football and use the name for a game that is totally boring. Then they renamed the real football into soccer and think that their football is the real football. That's how americans do it with many things... There are Americans who believe that their English language comes from the USA.... God forgive...

  • love you:)

  • love you :)

  • Like most americans this guys an idiot. the only reason they don't like football is because they suck at it.

  • @tothecap did you watch the entire video? Open your fucking ears you clown.

  • @Ryan17Soccer listen to me you little shit fuck yank, I don't have time to listen to your american sarcasm, so stick to fucking basketball, the world doesn't like you yanks interfering with our beautiful game. And don't you dare call it soccer you worthless piece a shit.

  • @tothecap Why dont you have a cup of tea and change your tampon Blimey!

  • What a retard, typical American Idiot. Nation of idiots combined with low education.

  • I suggest you all to listen to the song "Green Day - American Idiot"

    A NATION CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA.

  • This guy is a loser and needs a friend, that's why he needs to appear in the youtube to talk garbage.

    Poor guy. There, there...

    shhaushaushaushuahsaus

  • What a smug fuck. Anyone else willing to pay someone to find and break this guys camera?

  • Football is an excuse for wearing tight clothes and touch other men. Just like baseball and wrestling. You americans sure do know what you want.

  • FUCK AMERICAN FOOTBALL THEY'VE STOLEN OUR WORD ''FOOTBALL'', THIS IS NOT SOCCER

  • @Moraud5386 they are pussy too. Football is a european name, not your fucking copy. Australia, South Africa, Canada sports sucks, like american football.

  • @Moraud5386 the world's most popular sport CAN'T suck

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  • @Moraud5386 aaaa talking about NFL, american football is a cheap copy of rugby

  • @Moraud5386 so you love a sport that stops every single moment??? rugby is made for man, not american football, rugby players doesn't wear any fucking protection

  • @Moraud5386 pardon me? last i check in a lot of places in south america.. and europe and the middle east they were burning american flags, with posters that read DEATH TO AMERICA! and if you are referring to the NFL as the greatest sport.. ha! i think the champion's league is watch wayy more than then entire play offs seasons..

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  • American Football is played only by the redneck of US. No other countries in the world play this shit.

  • The Real Football excited before you country lol .. Your " Football " is hold by hands 99% of the game lol... I think you don't need ball to play American Football. All you need is to protect your balls if you have one lol

  • This guy ... This guy ...hahhahah......he needs a life