Portal - Advanced Chamber 18 done with 0 Portals

[smcgamer1]

The depressing part is that this is probably easier than the standard solution.

[TheGamingfan144]

You didn't think with portals, you monster!

[4EverGooners]

Day 37.... Food and water supplies are running at the last bites and drops...... We might give up the search for DavidRocker111's comment.....

[nerdygamer11]

I was going to comment, "Now you're thinking with portals! Oh... Wait..." But mcweaky beat me to it with a similar comment. >.>

[777teg]

my portal gun is broken....TO THE BUCKET/COMPUTER MOBILE!

[SomeGuyWhoAnimates]

Computers can do everything nowadays...

[ismashudie]

...you flew over the jump >.<

[gudenaurock]

Cave would be proud.

[andy1356000]

i wanna see this is 3rd person

[Zziwi]

This is just troll physics in use.

[DavidRocker111]

i now. this cheat is (sv_cheats) 1 and (bind "1" "noclip". Press 1. You are flying. Again. You are walking.

[777teg]

@DavidRocker111

no.... he's picking up the object while it's under him repeatedly, causing it to push him upward. it would make no metalic sounds if your idea was the case. and, sense im sure your reply will be unpleasant:

=ANTI REPLY LOCK=

i will not reply no matter what you say.

[mcweaky]

Thinking without portals

[TheKyshu]

@mcweaky :DD Good one ^^

[mcweaky]

@TheKyshu

tnx

[carlitos12368]

lol



[2010kylecloke]

how did you do the backwards speed bounce thingy ? (im a noob)

[kaedesan111]

wow who thinks of doing this shit O_o

I had enough trouble doing it WITH portals

[ChibiMyuutsu]

I'm thinking that the developers of portal knew the objects did that and decided to see if players would abuse that. They applaud ninja solutions, you know.

[Faint157]

nice mod/sv_cheat/glitch you have thar. tell me how did u jump across the gap at the start cus on normal portal that would be impossible to do. nice footage though. :)

[theatomicguy1]

Hey guys! Stupixxxx here!, subscribe to my new channel, theatomicguy1, for behind the scenes and glitches! my first vid isnt up on this channel yet but subscribe to the atomicguy1

[lukeweedon1]

@theatomicguy1 its so obvious your not stupidxxxx because you cant spell his name right

[xohearts16]

What the honest fuck. xD

[nothGhost]

Troll physics.

[RonaldPritipaul]

Now your thinking with objects!

[dragan176]

I did that too! Just a much better way! watch?v=k7ASs_-208Q

[Stupidxxxx]

@dragan176 You must be really bored.

[dragan176]

@Stupidxxxx I am sir! I am! :D

[LegoMega1000]

G-mod much?

[komodojoe2]

@LegoMega1000 No G-mod only glitch abuse -.-

[TomXD69]

4:10 Epic XD

[user5834922746619589]

and people says minecraft physics is unrealistik...xD

[leoleon08]

lets do this in real life :D

[guzman6001]

Amazing!

[Hullonotna]

SO much for physics.

[RaverGade]

now try do that in under 1 minute and 13 seconds.

[TheEvilFusion]

That is Not Thinking With portals :(

[Kisuke2Urahara]

lol, how do you get on this idea??

[Vuzera]

Console use...

[almann1117]

At this point, GLaDOS should have said 'why aren't you using your portals?

ERROR- PARADOX DETECTED.

[Mightbedylan]

Hehe, the part where you were putting the turret up against the door made me laugh. You were all like "Careful... Careful... annnnddd... "*Touches turrent to door, nothing happens*

Perfect! *Bounces off to finish the puzzle.*

[DaTyger55]

Now this is troll science

[JackPostich]

NaN:NaN

[helenwhs]

I lost track of how many times u saved..... especially in that last part!! :D

[columbus8myhw]

Why does it work? The long jump, the climb, I don't know what made those glitches.

[Ipwnweniwant2]

Glitch or not, that was fucking cool.

[unholyraviel1]

oh and the way you used that turret to hold the door was cool lol

[unholyraviel1]

wow cool. be easier just with noclip if you do that. and stop raping that grab button

[kevlar60442]

@unholyraviel1 Portal yells at you for noclipping and won't let you get a medal.

[unholyraviel1]

@kevlar60442 oh ok lol. i dont know how to noclip on portal. i kinda dont care about it either lol. more fun just to try and play around with it lol

[kipinator73]

This video almost makes me afraid of heights.

[fruviole]

Now you're thinking with portals....

Oh wait!

[RateMaster22]

Goddamn he raped that poor E Key... And we all thought the replay button had it bad.

[mega20able]

@RateMaster22 He also raped the grab button.

[thegatesoflife76]

@mega20able That is the E key...

[DaRKDEFIANCE0games]

...What?

[adliikhwan280]

I would love to look at your E key.

[Kayleidosc0pe]

Come bucket, WE SHALL VENTURE FORWARD. :D

[SirJolty]

Thumbs up if youCLANGCLANGBOBOBOBCLANGBOBCL­ANGCLANGCLANGCLANGBOBOBOBBCLAN­G



[km13lda]

My mind is full of fuck......

[ohaiimian]

Now your thinking with computers, buckets, and turrets.

[ommeh49]

how the fuck you made the first jump that long?!

[sparkle1princess]

I tried this with a real computer. It didn't work out so well for the computer

[sparkle1princess]

@Hellwreck210 no shit

[yap3346004]

now try and do the world record -1 portals

[MoonR1d3r]

this is called impulse 101 power :D

[ThatsRidonkulous123]

The repetitive "Use" Sounds like Chell's infinate fart, or that she's carrying a motorboat engine with her.

[Akyneko]

Yo, I'm just gonna defy the laws of physics, nbd

[jensenvg]

this is my hardest test chamber and you do that without portals Man your awesome

[Hellwreck210]

i Bet you cant do it with 0 portals with out glitchs.. =D

[Stupidxxxx]

@Hellwreck210 orly

[WeWantGoodCovers]

@Stupidxxxx whats your bind to "use" and "jump"

[MrGamerwazere]

@Hellwreck210 I wouldnt say its a glitch though more like an exploit

[halonut159159]

@Hellwreck210 ya you can noclip

[BO0O0O0O0O0O01]

@Hellwreck210 hey its not a glitch i take a bucket a nd jumpoff it and pick it up repeatedly in real life! ;)

[Hellwreck210]

@BO0O0O0O0O0O01 Lol xDD!

[Hellwreck210]

omg how u Do that wall glitch? =D

[Technos72]

stopping hair loss has absolutely nothing to do with this, youtube dicks.

[LoskoolXD]

you are NOT SERIOUS!! XD amazing!

[ZupPotatoes1]

i mean climb on the wall thing



[Tilex1990]

@ZupPotatoes1 you have to press use and jump at the same time rappidly. best to make a makro or script for it.

[ZupPotatoes1]

@Tilex1990 but how do you press so fast?

[Tilex1990]

@ZupPotatoes1 don't know, how the pros do it, but my way is that: install autohotkey (google), then run this script:

r::

{ Send, {Space down} Send, {e down} Sleep, 20 Send, {e up} Send, {Space up}

}

then hold down "r" in the game

[ZupPotatoes1]

how did u do the fly thing?

[fircar34]

no

[Navlgator]

punk



[fircar34]

wow at 00:31 ur floating

[Lifeless9619]

@fircar34 didnt watch verry far into the vid before posting that did you? =3

[WeWantGoodCovers]

Bind MWHELLUP "use" LOL

[Hawkish3131]

This guy's a pro.

[SSBB2756]

this level is harder than all other portal and portal 2 levels. the hardest of ALL.

and this guy just did it with 0 portals.

o_O

[70pivotmasterz]

Now your thinking with buckets, and aperture science hardrives.

[sonicfangamer2]

@70pivotmasterz Don't forget dead turrets.

[Th3MightySmurf]

...how

[thiasmp]

nice :)

[TheMrNMan]

or you can noclip

[diaryaaaaaaaa]

You raped the bucket and the hard drive FTW!?

[MrOnly1Man1]

now you"re thinking with buckets :D

[kinkykettu]

0 portals for gold? is that glitch actually meant to be used?

[HyperShadic0]

@kinkykettu the advanced test chambers don't have a set amount for how many portals so it just says at the end Bronze: 20 Silver: 10  Gold: 0

[youdougit]

@kinkykettu I guess so.

[JohnBigOz]

@kinkykettu I think it's hacked or osmething, I used guides for least portals and it defeniately was atleast 1 portal.

[user5834922746619589]

@JohnBigOz dude... you can't use 1 portal to anything you need atleast 1 to go through and 1 to come out of xD

[JohnBigOz]

@user5834922746619589 I'm just saying it was atleast 2 portals.

[user5834922746619589]

@JohnBigOz ;p

[ShuckleShellAnemia]

@kinkykettu hint: this chamber doesn't normally have challenge statistics at the end. He hacked them in (or someone else did for him)

[100crisps]

Glitch jumping FTW

[gr13v0u5]

0:24 - 0:36 Gotta love the Source engine.

[06stephend]

Lulwut?!

[gohsha]

I was killed by turret, then it hit me from the door!!!!!

[SereielAz]

I love how you climb the wall with an Aperture Science J-Tagged XBox

[Bzeager]

It's always good to have your trusty bucket with you so you can climb walls.

[Hyperthehedgehog00]

4:09 now that's what I call lock smithing

[MisterKreuz]

SCIENCE!

[sorh]

SAVED.. SAVED... LOADING..

[ghansie10]

this doesnt count because you used a cheat to fly

[Bisqwit]

@ghansie10 It's not a cheat. A cheat would be to type "noclip" or some other magic command that is purposefully written into the game to aid in too difficult situations at the expense of tainting the game progress. What is being done here is the abuse of programming errors, i.e. glitches; discovering where the rules programmed into the game allow actions that were not anticipated by game creators. It all happens under the watchful eye of the game saying "all is right, no cheats have been used".

[HyperShadic0]

@ghansie10 It's a glitch in the source engine. If you press the use key while on top of an object that is next to a wall very fast you will fly up into the air with it.

[AlmostHacker]

How is Friday related to this?!?!

[CrushHunt10]

I love this sound....

[MacintoshX5]

HOW IS FRIDAY THE FEATURED SUGGESTION?

[NFSfan1123]

Ohh.. My... GOOOODDDDD!!!!

[TheRrblack]

i wonder how many people tried this after watching this vid and failed

[xADE96x]

I didn't know that objects can be used for climb up the walls. :o

[xADE96x]

wow! you are awesome! :)

[TJBARBERRN]

..You deserve that cake.

[TJBARBERRN]

Way to think outside the portal.

[Nyanih]

Meh.

[VomitShovel]

Finally a good use for a console

[dojodragon123]

@VomitShovel yeah everyone always say: "Just use Noclip!" or something like that

[CheeseOfD00m]

he used a script to wallclimb, and skipped the beginning by abh'ing. if he were to wallclimb legitly, it would be really hard but with a script not hard at all. the strategy is creative though

[TheKyshu]

@CheeseOfD00m It s a glitch ;) Read the description :P

[CheeseOfD00m]

@TheKyshu i know wallclimbing is a glitch, but i mean if he were to manually wallclimb

[TheKyshu]

@CheeseOfD00m I guess he is, or maybe he uses TAS. Or he is a pro :P

[PibidiPaw]

E button defeated xD

[TheAwesomeMan54321]

That game probably hates you...

[Rumality]

this is just wrong lol...

[juGGl9090]

that's what i do with a bucket

[darkspinesonic3]

Poor turret, being used as a dead doorstop

[diapysik]

poor xbox just got raped

[iRuvHateMair]

i just make the whole map into a gigantique stair of "ent_create_portal_weight_box"­-es then i sit back, relax and have a nice time.

[MultiJu1cy]

haha, like a boss, 4:10 was epic

[dragonlink107]

Doing that makes the meaning of the game useless. The idea is to use the portal gun to shoot portals to get through test chambers.

[DarkDrakee]

@dragonlink107 You are a wiseacre! Of course everybody is aware of the idea, but this is way more interesting.

[chisuun]

@dragonlink107 well yeah, that could be why the name of the game is 'portal' and not 'abuse glitch'

he's just done this for fun, CALM DOWN.

[ARC07693]

@dragonlink107 It's the advanced map. The objective of this is to NOT use portals.

[Ando000]

how does he get past the acid in the first part? 0:03

[roadblock0210]

0 portals is not required the gold medal number is 16

[roadblock0210]

how do u clime up the wall like that

[thanez86]

@roadblock0210 probably by picking it up, dropping it, jumping, then picking it back up, at incredible speeds.

[HuShIeS]

5:48

Nice song.

[comedycomspeakman]

good.......

now do it without glitching :)

[ColdTRemor74]

the laws of physics have been raped beyond recognition

well done sir, well done

just saw the end of the video actually, youre REQUIRED to do this to get the gold medal?!?

[moocow1452]

Isn't this kinda like flying by grabbing your belt and pulling up?

[dustinleider]

Some people have no fucking life. This dude needs to get laid instead of figuring this useless crap out.

[Team7Eighty7]

@dustinleider Look, this guy may play a lot of Portal, but at least he's posting good videos for the YouTube community. You're just sitting there on your computer, saying crap about people to make youself feel good.

[TinyDeath]

@dustinleider

While I generally agree, I just have to do this one:

U mad?

[weedman9503]

HHHHHHAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!!!!



[coldsnipeftw]

HAHA. FUCK YOU GRAVITY. Troll physics have inspired this video

[Lifeless9619]

@coldsnipeftw they really did, this is just like pulling your pants up to fly....

[bethonn]

96 people made portals more than 0

[ThatNinjaDowntown]

Don't let GLaDOS find out

[Bradguy123]

Wow, use buckets to fly across walls...why didn't I ever think of that before?

[kleinesmaenchen]

svcheats 1 noclip. much faster

[ViniciusBR11]

@kleinesmaenchen BATOTA!

[kleinesmaenchen]

@ViniciusBR11 Bad At Olways This Awsome game ?? or whats batota ??

[HikariYamiKage]

What.

Is that really how we're supposed to do it? XD

*hasnt done that one yet*

[iLoveEatingPie]

Now you're thinking without portals.

[tangziyou]

what's a physics engine

[TheFilipinoboi13]

0:15 To 0:37 A Apature Science Xbox 360...Lawlz

[ignas1130]

I liked the part where you raped Isaac Newton.

[TheSuckerOfTheWorld]

you'll get up faster, if you would jump off from the 'things'

[MikeHall683]

very nice

[nonsensical96]

Your fingers must be so sore from all that button mashing...

[MrDillon00000]

@nonsensical96 he probaly used autohotkey to help with the use key part and the ABH part at the very beggining

[screenname5150]

Well done. I especially like the part where you lean the turret against the door and it wedges itself when you hit the button. Bravo!

[mmmax111]

ok, well. Where's that Dr.Hax phone number... oh here it is HAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!!

[mynameissreejith]

chell's 'wall run' will leave prince of persia and ezio jealous.

[xXTrulytXx]

hacks?

how do you crouch? and that thing with the objects?