Kasparov's Flying Penis - Apocalypse Now Version

[TehChainsawGnome]

ALL BEWARE THE HELICOCKTER!!!

[3ATSH1TBITCH]

ha!!!love the music it fits exactly with this video. it makes me want a flying dick to do this shit with my gf in the morning when she wakes up :p

[TUNDRAStrt]

THE DONGCOPTER!

[EdwrdElric2]

RUN CHARLIE!

[aserta]

ʘ‿ʘ

[epicpieho]

Serious piss fight

[thecrazyjewishkid]

Black Cock Down

[kalimaganeshshivan]

Wagner's "Flight of the Dildos"! This is why Hitler's mouth was always salivating! Goosestepping Nazis marched with dildos up their asses!

[MorbidDeath73]

@kalimaganeshshivan youre so ignorant

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@MorbidDeath73 How is that ignorant? Are you a Nazi sympathizer?

[MorbidDeath73]

@kalimaganeshshivan you are like ignorant cause you hate the nazi people and that is ignorant nazi people are normal like me and myself yand you and you are ignorant

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@MorbidDeath73 Wow, what kind of drugs are you on?

[MorbidDeath73]

@kalimaganeshshivan im not drugs you just ignorant fuck you

[MorbidDeath73]

@kalimaganeshshivan lol faggit

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@MorbidDeath73 Learn how to spell and develop sentences properly, you uneducated cunt! You're a fucking waste of skin, blood and organs so please commit suicide, need any help?

[MorbidDeath73]

@kalimaganeshshivan youre just ignorant fuck you,you can go take this flying dick and stick up yer butt

[LeaVSLucas]

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL­L THIS IS SSSSSOOOOOOO CCCOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

[9ooglesuxballs]

That was actually me. I was wearing a jetpack under an invisibility suit, with my zipper undone

[ipodzrock1]

I was more surprised to see a white penis that big

[PeterRoeder31]

Charlie don´t surf!!!!

[BlackAutumnGrave]

ahahahah

[ambientdiscord]

clearly it was the queen's penis since it could move in any direction.

[Kindjal1983]

Ahahahahah!!!! Run Charlie!!!

[Kindjal1983]

Ahahahahah!!!!

[ZigZagRunner]

checkmate 

[MikeH1986MikeH]

hahahahahahaha I was just watching the original thinking "I'm totally going to re-upload this video with Ride of the Valkyries over it, then I found this!

[makebelieveperson]

gary is dumb retard with no post-secondary education and he thinks he is smart but he dumb

[JonesArmandoHoward]

That's why gays are going to type three camps...

[ZigZagRunner]

you need a fleet. then do it to the queens house in england. or during a royal ceremony or something. if its the house the point of the assault is to get it through a window.

[Deke101]

Kasparov meets Parliment's newest member.

[seafoamwinter]

WATCH OUT- ITS ABOUT TO CUM!!

[roxyjuanes]

Thumbs up if you saw this on CRACKED and couldn't comment on other video ^^

[SupremeTrollOverlord]

"Giant penises falling from the sky... God have mercy on our souls."

[Sbagaz86]

ahahahahhahahahahaahhahaahhaah­haah OMFG !!!!!!!!

[nicocola1]

lol just look at him at 0:11 Garry is like.....WTF?

[penel25]

Did the penis hit anyone when it landed?

[penel25]

a penis falling for the sky! god bless us haha

[AngrySaw]

ЭТО Ж ХУЙ БЛЕАТЬ!

[lote1234567891011]

THAT BODYGUARD WILL REGRET SLAPPING THAT PENIS.....BECAUSE IT WILL COME BACK AND FLY IN HIS MOUTH AT NIGHT !!!

[MrBolas33]

At least someone gave a "flying fuck"!

[Petemeister2]

Sday4857 wins 'Epic Post of the Month'

[CodeGeasser]

more like heliCOCKter

[exmo7]

awww Choppa Down!

[vnss2311]

é o famoso CARAI DE ASA dos nordestinos. hahaha

[tuxrafa]

Caralhinhos Voadores!

[driverx241]

i love the smell of dick in the morning

[ModelOmega]

To the Peniscopter!

[Mormantul]

The Meat Apache strikes again!

[rachelchunter]

LMFAO!!! Omg, this is too much, I nearly p*ssed myself laughing!! xD

[sday4857]

I guess they didn't see that one...

*puts on shades*

...cumming.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!

[BTBAMlol]

I fucking died laughing at the fact that the guy who hit it did not find it funny the least bit, yet he made the situation funnier by slapping a flying cock.

[Fleastime]

@BTBAMlol

I just spat coffee everywhere.

[xXxVladmiraxXx]

I find it hilarious there taking pictures of it lmao XD

[MrDreamTiger]

It was from Al Kaida!

[KaelMcG23]

I was watching footage of this earlier, and the whole time I was thinking "someone needs to put this to Ride of the Valkyries. You are a hero among internet goers.

[bellerophon86]

Putin was behind the door with a controller.

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

This seriously should happen every place that there's some kind of politician.

[kelloggcerealxoxo]

inspired by H.G. Wells

[andreyRUS17]

in soviet russia penis flies you

[SRDTL]

I bet it wasnt his first time slapping a dick... he was really good at it

[mattyh50]

Dr Ivor Robotniks flying PINGAS machine

[tucci06]

He must have thought it was his own dick, smacking it that way.

[VineFynn]

They should do this to Gaddafi

[ranoutofeyeballs]

OMG he could have knocked someone out with that dildo

[KiteFlyingVespa]

This one's even better than the other video because it offers a better view. Plus you can see more reactions.

[HanginWithSnakes]

REALLY???

[renewman28]

Cockblocked

[uddyc]

HOLY FLYING FUCK!

[BulletBison]

My rofl-cockter goes SoiSoiCumSoiSoi

[OZombieJesus]

Oh man, where can I get a remote-controlled helicockter? I'd fly that at my high school graduation!

[OrlandoEllines]

Mother ucker, ucking with my flying-penis shiiii!!

[vit2ryssen]

Check And Mate!!!

[KilluminatiCHE]

that was a big dick!

[watson2078]

Deep blues' final revenge

[ImEternalWanderer]

@watson2078 I think Deep Blue beat him.

So it's a double kick in the balls.

Yeah, it could be a revenge since IBM dismantled Deep Blue.

[Karthesios]

He spanked the flying monkey.

[robertobobson]

Kasparov didn't see this move cumming :P

[DrChalkwithering]

I like this video because I like seeing people embarrassed at public events, I like remote-controlled toys and I like penises, so this ticks all the boxes for m.

[Miekstro]

Behold the Cock-Copter!

[DrChalkwithering]

@Miekstro I believe that the consensus on 4chan at the time was to name it "Dongcopter".

[ThaiMagNums]

This is EPIC!!

Flying Kuy !!

[KilLNoOl3]

ใครบัง คับ วะไอสัต บินไป แย่จัง ตกเก้าอี้เลย ควย

[Majorwee]

เหี้ยแม่งเงิบดุ้นประกอบเพลง 

[titleza10]

5555 UFO

[nonte09]

เพลงแม่งยิ่งใหญ่มาก 5555

[kissadar1]

55555+

[Indexloli]

เยก ดุ้นบิน

[Indexloli]

เยก ดุ้นบิน

[GrimmGreenz]

Is that UFO ?

[nichkunz]

เมื่อจู๋บินได้ออกอาละวาด !!!

[ExcoTus]

ไม่ทราบว่าเบ่นอะไรกันงับ

พี่ชาย

[ThaiMagNums]

Epic penis!

[Ultisoul]

555555+ ไอเหี้ยควยบิน

[linemeks]

@Ultisoul English Post :3

[edyoung44]

HE TOUCHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[shubidooh]

is it a bird?

is it a plane?

nooo..

it's a flyin penis ;P

[barryshostakovitch]

Well, I don't think anyone was expecting that.

[007aaali]

Brill

[minero1986]

checkmate

[Ovseever]

HahAHa PenisCopter :D:D

[TheMexiMachine]

he pound it so hard in the nuts the penis goes flying in half

[1984dub]

the bigest cock in the room was the guy that broke it!!

[R2CoreDA2]

I was -just- thinking on another vid that this needed to go with Ride/Flight of the valkyries. Then I clicked on this.

[cerberus400]

Just another example of Russian trolls are doing it right

[Maximn]

Slapped the balls

[coldrock1216]

this should be dubbed with EPIC VERSION

[KalleFlax]

KGB Still Roaming!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha !!!

[FlipSide693]

The person who invented the Peniscopter should have colored it black so that the title of this video would be BLACK COCK DOWN.  :D

[TheDude90100]

@FlipSide693

fuck you made me spill my beer all over the keyboard lol

[LoverOfNaruto]

@FlipSide693 Omg you wonderful genius, yes

[forgottenmaz]

Needs machine gun sound effects

[Kapitank]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a ROFLcopter!!! Holy crap, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[thebigboss1212]

I feel sorry for Gary, that's not so funny

[Mumbamumba]

We have over 9000 penises and they're all raping Garri Kasparov .

[fanofdiesel]

Funniest thing I ever seen!

[MacSubzero]

Thats a real penis actually they just cut it down from Justin Bieber 

[MacSubzero]

rofl lmao

[R01Fc0p73rF0113]

rolfcopter

[darthspeaks]

I so wish they would pull something like this on Obama. But his royalness would probably label whoever flew it a terrorist and sic Blackwater on them.

[vlad5548]

@darthspeaks

Boy ! Please take back to USA this stinky jewish shit Kasparov, and put him to Guantanamo !

And we in exchange will put your Obama into Zoo in Moscow !

And there will be peace in the world !

[ace69er]

@vlad5548 Durak!

[Twixlex]

Georgian spying aircraft!

[Twixlex]

HELDICKOPTER. 

[HandsomeDynamite]

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever had the fortune of bearing witness to.

[applesweeter]

What is the name of the background music?

[mrpixelatingmonster]

@applesweeter flight of the valkyres

[armpitpolice]

HhahahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYDJSI­FHGUDSJFBVSORNBSIDJANFBIAHAHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[lrcdert2010]

I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris was behind the glass panels driving the R-C.

[frankbagofdonuts]

Beyond great.

[Angel1405]

for fuck's sake this is hilarious

the more you watch it the more you laugh :D

thanks very much :)

[vlad5548]

@Angel1405

You're welcome !

You know, we were first in space...:-))))

[Angel1405]

@vlad5548 I know I am Russian myself :)

[thuglikepac0]

OW MY DICK... watch out man!!!

[AnotherSchmoe]

Would have been epic if it had flown into someone's gaping mouth. =O

[Shiroblack]

BEST R/C HELI EVER!

move it forward-backward-forward-backw­ard-forward-backward...

[aradioactivedonut]

I dont want to see a flying penis, So I threw it on the ground!

[mgrchip]

COCK-BLOCKED!

[masterpiraka]

cocksmack.

[JACOBRIVERA18]

this isnt your video!!!! you got it from snuffx.com

[Some1fromYurp]

And thus the dildo became a dildon't!!

[MissReige]

Someone make a brigade of these and we'll fly them around the Westboro Baptist Church is in town. - _-

[AUAirForce]

ROFL!

[dannys1andonlyfan]

I love how their taking pictures of it

[edgeninja]

ROFLMAO!! Somebody should launch these things during Tea Party rallies. XD

[tayloreuph]

That's pretty wonderful



[M3TALROCK3R]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha so fucking funny hahahaha

[thecookiedudeatgmail]

This is the funniest re-working ever! I went to show the girls in my office the original and saw this... 10 times funnier! Kudos!

[SpartanJose777]

"Charlie don't surf... and they don't fuck, neither."

[jameswsparker]

That man was a cocky dick for knocking that penis out.

There, now I've made him sound like a homosexual; ooh, the fun of taking things out of context can never be hated.

[TheBigHase]

What a funny vid! Whoever did that is a hero! 5 Stars!

[Sedina01]

hahaha I can't breathe! xD great video! xD

[thuganime]

I DIED LAUHGHING AT THIS SHIT lol xDDD

[mightyjunglist]

Are you fckn normal lolc :)

You're some stupid porno freak

[danjel357]

Hehehehe Funny

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Someone became too cocky.

[sillyrnu007]

Kasparov: "blah, blah, blah, talking in Russian... Wait a minute... Is that a...? It IS! It's a flying penis!"

(You can see his realization at 0:11 )

[louisandtamsin]

BLACK COCK DOWN

[Nicknacmania]

omg all these comments are making me literally lmao

[roberto3151991]

@Nicknacmania ikr lmao

[kamikaze5049]

What's next, tit rockets

[MixMadMen]

LMFAO

*swishes wine in a glass* love how you did that slowdown and fade out with the music. PERFECT timing. Adds to the humor of the situation perfectly. XD

[revjimjones]

I love the smell of cum in the morning. Smells like...victory.

[MrOrangeReal]

@revjimjones

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RedStormProduction]

Nutsacked!!

[lasagnajohn]

cock blocked

[stainlesslobster]

The guy was mad that it didn't fly up his ass. So he killed it.

[CGCGCG91]

OMG IT'S THE DONGCOPTER

[sassySQ123]

LOL!! 0:26 :D

[anonimystro12345]

ROFLDILDO

[araphon1]

Epic :P I want this as a companion pet in WoW.

[bobbylou122]

Epitome of ROFLPWNED.

[BlackRaptor31]

Peniscopter!!!!!

[ampulka20]

hahahahahhaah

[Templarofsteel18]

have found a klipp with this with the voice of heavy weapons guy from TF2 but cant find it now :(

[cartoonsfut]

@templarofsteel18

haha i had them both favorited,watch?v=v1B3U0cNPjQ

here ya go :D

[LordKadosch]

puta merdahaushuhsauas