GLaDOS vs. Blackbird - A Portal machinima

[aurafox1]

I'm pretty sure GLaDOS would somehow be able to calculate Pi way more exact than that. Although she'd probably be too busy flooding the enrichment center with a deadly Neurotoxin.

[supergreatsuper]

So, GLaDOS, what do you do in the 0.002189 days you can't work in each year?

[aczom2]

In the end it was the wrong black bird.

[MrAnd3rsson]

Trying to copy GLaDOS voice... You're doing it wrong.

[glockenspeal]

it sounds itallian

[kingretard100]

2:02 Glados use's windows XP

[roblokzd]

the blue screen was from portal 2

[Draknar95]

paradox for the win

[Matej1the1dinosaur22]

@Draknar95 paradox FTW

[TheRunninggun44]

i was wondering how you beat glados LOL

[GLADOS290]

It's so FUNNY for me mostly the end of the video.

[DgkYogi]

who is blackbird?

[psychochickendelivry]

@DgkYogi its a computer

[roblokzd]

365.24 days a year?

it's 365.25

[InternetLad]

can't believe she killed that guy with the weekend coming up! that's CRIMINAL!

[Fosten12]

blue screen lol :D

[jcriptobeta]

the video went wrong before it even loaded

[MuffinSeeker]

Who put Abe's brain in GLaDOS?

[sblsty]

My guess is that after the end of the video the blackbird says to itself "I cant believe it fell for it!"

[ssbmmasterxyz]

Ahh! A bird! Kill it! It's evil!

[flowersofdoom3]

@ssbmmasterxyz lolz portal 2 line

[thelittlesagg]

GLaDOS in Portal 1 was v3.07

[heinzie5]

we all know there will never be an australian scientist xD

[pkskyguy1220]

Good god, talk about ear rape at the end.w/ headphones

[superfreak150]

The voice is like that. becuase its in beta :3

[THEHmuwantmore]

But Portal 2 Version GLaDOS Is the most surperior Object ever And now Not Even Cores Can Stop Her, Not even The Intelagince Dephing Sphere

[usernamen0tfound]

Next Video, GLaDOS Vs. Windows 98

[Touchdown470]

that many errors?! I didn't know GlaDoS's Software is Microsoft!

[realfirstgear]

GLaDOS got a BSOD.

[POPCORN454545]

lol the blackbird is such a gay piece of crap....glados is obviously the better "computing device"....i wouldnt say 10 billion id say more like 100 trillion, scene as how she can put together hundreds of test chambers and talk to you at the same time...in portal 2 aleast

[ZombieSaile336]

glados voice fail

[Z1kS1]

By the voice anyone can tell that wasn't GlaDOS.. it's probably some Chinese copy, that explains why it broke after 2 minutes

[GamerG0d1337]

Oh, and one more thing... use more than one voice actor. The scientist and GLaDOS both have the same voices.

[GamerG0d1337]

Okay, if you're going to try to edit a voice to sound like GLaDOS, then:

1. The person has to have an american accent. Seriously, we can tell that it's English here.

2. The person has to be a woman. I can obviously tell that it's a man here.

[damianandrey]

the voice is a fucking asshole



[cashmodzv6]

0:04 i was like in my head: boo !!!! boring !!!

[DemonRedWolf25]

I like how she bluescreens. The actual bluescreen, followed explosions.

[HecklerThe2]

Utterly moronic, Don't ever do it again. P.S. I was using this human's account to send this message. From GLaDOS

[TheSoldierCore]

glados can kill black bird doesno't glados can rebuild black bird doesn't

[Kalj121]

Like if you came here thinking it was a relation to the sequel XD

[ninjafish258]

whoops...

[EpicFunkey]

AGH! BLACKBIRD! BLACKBIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL

[kawatzaki]

@EpicFunkey

LOL!!!! xD

[King92Kazma]

if she had just installed Linux.... :(

[hfklsd]

should have said this sentence is false.

[randomancrossoverfan]

@hfklsd i found a solution to that actually..."glados is a liar"...that solves the paradox

[nerfcplolster]

Heh

He runs a bluescreen

[sonicfangamer2]

She said something of a companion cube.

[FireflyIsland]

lol glados can calculate the cake... get it ? pie...cake...

[fennectech]

@crosseyedflea winDOS 98

[F1NJP]

I think it's awesome how in Portal 2 GLaDOS is almost eaten by a black bird and this video was made 3,5 years before the game came out

[II3rdII]

@drhax1234 Ik right, like wtf?

[B1k0u]

Ah! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!

[Aleksandar998]

@B1k0u He flew off, good, for him !!!!

[tutorialcomedydude]

lol she got blue screen of death

[TheBlaziken437]

When GLaDOs has a blue screen, it really mean's she's having an orgasm.

[markbergs94]

I see you xD

[changsifon]

In Portal 2 you can actualy see GLaDOS vs a crow(blackbird) ...

[metroliner89]

I AM GHETTOS! Lol

[crazycat121222]

1:18 flying headcrab?

[HeffernanProductions]

OVER 9000!

[komandercapish]

that was incident tragedy

[MiniMe2762]

She should have run on OSX... Tragic

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

she sounds like a boy

[correctstar]

GLaDOS is Windows?

unbeilevable

[BleachIBG]

This explains why GLaDOS went crazy. She ran on Windows software, and they tried to upgrade her to Vista.

[applejuice54321]

wow..um...this sucked...

[dragonmaster8]

base 4 im fine

[CantXTouchXTobi]

GLaDOS runs on Windows XP?

Obsolete.

[souvong12]

That would be funny and glados said error many times and so she exploded

[ZoeyJo2020]

Anyone else see the headcrab jumping at the top right corner at 1:19 ?

[LTCOMStella]

@ZoeyJo2020 good eye mate !

[ZoeyJo2020]

@LTCOMStella Result from playing waaaaaaay too much Half-Life 2 lol

[xsbit890]

@ZoeyJo2020 That was an aperture science claw. Wich delivered the turret.

[holyman460]

lol i laughed once or twice but glados needs better voice acting :p

kliener was awesome..so real

[souvong12]

(high-piched voice) well i can calculate over 9 thousand

[souvong12]

ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!

[Katana9990]

1010011010  google it

[MatthewScottB]

well i can calculate over 5! isnt that worth something?

[ZeroSable]

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pitrek06]

GLaDOS works on Vista, everyone know it

[stefanboy67]

I SEE YOU >:)

[GfCommando]

Just think, if there was a robot apocalypse thingy, they would sooner or later "crash" :D

[LozoRozoDX]

You fail!! >=(

[Momo5775]

IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!

[cody10ha]

the voice is fail because this is an earlier version of GlaDOS.

[DragonicGod]

That was horrible.. Is this really a machinima?

[Stolemyusename]

Without Ellen Mclain's voice, you suck.

[MrAnaminus]

What was that big head in the backround? O_o

[stuntmansuff]

no GLaDOS just tried to divide by zero

[123123sora]

2:03

"You euthanized your faithful companion cube."

xD

[datafreak667]

... thats GLaDOS v 3.11 ya dumb bitch

[DarkusRelling]

I can calculate infinity times infinity times etc.

[zaldude]

omg what's with the voice?

[redwv]

GLaDOS got served.

[drhax1234]

Glados voice fail.

[Ambassad0rPineapple]

@drhax1234 this is an older version. the version in the game is v3.11

[tlaroche38]

@drhax1234 Well it said version 1.07 when you meet her in portal 1 shes probably at 1.1, in portal 2 she updates herself to version 2.0 LOL BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS your right. Should have got a mac.

[funzo24]

@drhax1234 Maybe she sounded like this during 1.07 shes like on 3.something at the moment.

[TheNoodleGod2012]

@drhax1234 this is GLaDOS v1.07. They didnt think of giving it a female voice untill a while later.

[EuroUniTV]

GLaDOS is my new Gamer PC :D

[sisqokidd808]

glados get fucked up lol

[Redhottree]

what kind of pie ???

[nanotane]

Lol I have an hp firebird. It's hardware is great and it looks really sleek. Hell it's got a radiator for a cooler how nice is that?

[MASTURCHEEF001]

i can calculate 100000000000000000000000000000­000

[cyrusthacwwhacker]

glados sounds wierd

[MrGmodlol61]

GLaDOS's deepest secret: she runs on windows 98.

[DECEPTICONSRULE09090]

@MrGmodlol61 oh, i thought it was Vista.

[MrGmodlol61]

@DECEPTICONSRULE09090 Well, she did have the old BSoD of windows 98.

[panda100123]

@MrGmodlol61 do you mean that as sound?

[NuclearXpotato1100]

1:35 there is a steam mark on the side of the computer.

[Tilocoma]

@NuclearXpotato1100 ...That's the HP logo.

[jacobonix]

HP computer FTW

[ashrocks87]

i see you ~~! ahhh!

[roblox1o]

Glados weakness is to get the blackbird computer and make glados get the blue screen LOL

[7Spacy]

Something that just crossed my mind:

The YouTube 5-star rating system is NOW OBSOLETE.

[Ntalikeris666]

Fucking windows 98!!!!

:P

[srhenrique04]

so thats what killed GlaDos ...

[TheHartmanis]

NOBODY CAN MAKE THE REAL GLADOS VOICE THATS A FACT

[roblox1o]

@TheHartmanis except the poeple who made it

[Allahanna1]

I. Snorfed. So. Hard.

[Hameshk100]

IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!

[MoonOcarina]

MrBalazs84, Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operting System (GLaDOS)

[54AgeOfRogue54]

GLaDOS got windows blue screen......

[sisqokidd808]

lol shes exploding

[MrBalazs84]

its not GLaDOS its (Gla)DOS

[coms758]

@MrBalazs84 GLaDOS means Generic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS is right.

[VelaToNorma7]

this sucks

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

GLaDOS was female....

[BrianJ1962]

LOL - even funnier than the vid (good job by the way) are some of these comments ;-)

I guess we can be thankful GLaDOS wasn't designed to run on tape (imaging the mess), or even solid-state with a quantum processor...

Either way, I'm sure she was running Ubuntu, or some other flavour of Linux; not Windoze ;-P

LOL

[Valkier071]

lol, GLaDOS blue screened!

[DandamanV]

Hurr... when did GLaDOS become Australian?

[MrChristopher1997]

Lol blue screen

[leepaul707]

Hahaha Microsoft GLaDOS 1.07

[pokamonmaster1997]

GLaDOS sound like my crappy windows 3.11 and yes i have one

[francaom7]

pause at 0:23 and see the screen from behind(bsod (blue screen of death))

[ConsChannel]

GLaDOS is 100 % a mac xD

[TheDarkUsername]

This would be the Prelude to Portal if Portal: Prelude hadn't came into existance.

[FiZZBANGWHAM]

Even GLaDOS suffers from BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

[miketheice12]

OMG blue screen of dead at 2:12 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[williemay100]

glados is now v2

[KiyokaMakibi]

Blue screen of death D=

[wWBlazeWw3141]

Someone should swith Glados from Windows to Ubuntu.... damn blue screens

[OtherMarch]

It appears windows XP has turned a female glados into a very poor female rendition of a male glados.

[francez123456789]

GLaDOS is running windows xp :D

[teamcrocodile]

I dont have any processor. I keep 15 chinese boys in my basement and force them to memorize sequences of numbers. HOU! ITS 010101010101000100110011010101­01~!

[the666ms]

@teamcrocodile ur sir said UQ3U

[gabefett]

@teamcrocodile you said UQ3U in binary, what the hell does that mean?

[teamcrocodile]

@gabefett

Id doesn't mean anything :3 I just posted random 01'es to make the comment look cooler :D

[Triocon9]

Hey how far is it he can calculate?

IT'S OVER 9000!!

[groxkiller585]

Lol.

[Roman8880]

well @jleetkid i can calculate over 90000000000 with no 1 error im GLoDAS the old stupid GLaDOS is away i killd him im version GLoDAS 1.9 i run the operation system DAS it's the best 1 never got an error so dont be playing the best

[bright2543]

rolf LOL!!!XD

[Flyingcats100]

ERROR

[10trev]

oh noes, my computer killed GLaDOS. lol

[Jleetkid]

well i can calculate over 9000 lol

[DailyJustingonzales]

LOL BLUE SCREEN

[Itsover90]

I laughed my ass off when he said "Seriously, where the hell am i?"

[antonfromozII]

GLaDOS's arabian cousin

[Portalmanthatwins]

@Lyprov dos=disc operating systme

[Simha333]

IT'S A GLADOS EXPLODE!

[HaloRoxMySox47]

"Dude, seriously! Where the hell am I?!"

[mynameismrnothing]

lol a hp computer

[udienow78]

it sounded like she said error error error ARAB

[legodooode]

woooooo blackbird yay :) =D XD :S ;'( '_' :p

[upl1nk2]

over 9000 lol! =D

[d3jsp]

lollol

[benhd1]

i love when she is proved obselete and a blue screen of death shows up lol

[lyprov]

I was just going to comment about that, too. xDDDD

[wasd696]

BSOD jajajajajajaj

[lenivech]

how did you control glados and the wires

[Melted369]

over 9000?

[boom122808]

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! 01:17

[Youloeka]

Since when does GLaDOS use Windows? xD

I bet that's the part that made him evil ^^

[tiger15dd]

@Youloeka *her ^.^

[lordkhaos0]

him? ... !...?... never mind

[lyprov]

Where do you think the DOS part of GLaDOS came from? >.>?

[simster97]

@lyprov

disk operating system

in full:

Genetic lifeform and disk operating system

[faulkon7088]

@simster97

Nice

Genetic lifeform and disk operating system

8D

[Youloeka]

Well, that's not too hard: Disc Operating System.

You can open DOS while running Windows vista, but this is not the 'real' DOS, this is just a command prompt.

I think that >.> smiley is a little too much cuz a normal person would not know it and probably you're just a gamefreak that saw the full name of GLaDOS in the last level (the escape, after room 19) and further, u know nothing about computers, but....

.. I can be wrong.

Please dont be that hard on people, so I dont have to be too...