Funny Quotes from the SVU

[lordmomus]

3:20 John Munch was right on the money with Newt Gingrich!

And Casey saying "I guess I suck!" Classic!!!

[codename617]

I like to recant my previous comment. I Tried putting up my favorite clips and opening credts from my favorite seasons on Law & Order and SVU only to have the Nagging Butt Cunts block them everywhere. Is that why u put up the music? So NBC wont block it?

[sexywildcat21]

5:06 ;D

[sexywildcat21]

ROFL !!!!!!

[codename617]

Like the clips, hated the music. I reconmend that you re-edit this ad mute the volume this time. I will add that version to my favorite and give it a thumbs up everytime i watch it.

[catlest]

I agree, the music drowned some of the punch lines. Boo, hiss!

[mrseliotspencer]

Where did 0:24 - 0:30 come from?! That's hilarious.

[Coganboy]

@mrseliotspencer Season 1 I know for sure

[vyvyansmine]

LOVE how Munch had his own special segment nestled in there.

HATED how I couldn't hear half the statements over the music...

[abcdefghiFTP]

why put music over it? it's off putting!

[brianaw1712]

Chris and Mariska are such bad asses! Thumbs up if you agree!

[CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN]

Law and Order:SVU season 1

Possibly the best season out of the entire series (it was definitely the funniest).

And yes, I realize the show isn't really meant to be funny, but I liked it better when they had little random/funny scenes as opposed to more recently where they've been making the series more like a soap opera. . .X-/

[codename617]

@CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN I know, you see it too? But i do like that there is more police procedures in the new season. Please tell me that "Bombshell" was "the" worst episode on TV. And Stabler, well i liked him, but he was getting kinda annoying. In fact, there was a lot of stuff i felt that the cops were doing that they shouldn't have been. The"in your face interrogations with very little evidence only to find out that they had the wrong guy. Stabler's beatings. How he kept his badge was a mystery.

[zumba663]

olivia in the boys bathroom

"I dont like to be touched" :)

"You meant he hit her over the head with the building"

I love these People :)

[pauletteflanagan]

that was great, thanks! :)

[LAxLakersx24]

I CANT HEAR OVER THE STUPID ASS MUSIC

[frootloops456]

....just ask my blow-up doll LOL. I love Munch!

[MegaOLIVIA1969]

I love john munch he is sooo funny!!

[anjelheaven]

Munch's scenes with Audra McDonald were so freakin' hilarious! =D

[6662112]

The music in the background makes it WAY too hard to hear what's being said!

[MarisolCaine1]

i like elliot's shirt at 4:00 xD

[FiSTPUMPandSHOWJUMP]

@MarisolCaine1 Matches the other dude's tie.

[CelestialMoonDragon]

which episode does munch kiss that dog?

[J3FunkyFresh]

I don't know how many times I've seen the part where Munch says

''She's out having my love child."

and I just realized that she was really out having a baby. Yes call me slow. I think I deserve it....

[LawandOrderSVULover1]

What are you like 12?!

[doda]

Fin: Told you you should've left that mutt in the car.

Munch: You know how many dogs die in locked cars every year?

Fin: You know how many cops shoot their partners and get off on a justifiable?

Those two are the most entertaining characters on the show. They almost act like an old married couple, I LOVE it!

[R3Oliver]

STOP PUTTING MUSIC BEHIND!! IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.. ID LISTEN TO MUSIC!!

[XOXOGABBYXOXO1]

What are you 12? Bahaha luv that

[Pauly548]

0:30 wich ep? pleeasee :D

[xemoxxkittenx]

"Dad I'ma virgin okay?" -kicks ball, ball goes past him*

"Okay."

[98Equestriangirl]

Munch is so freakin funny!

[yentalin12345]

"It reminds me of the easter egg hunts of my youth"

"Your jewish, your parents hid eggs?"

"Exactly, all those hours of searching"

Still laughing

[WeirFaithful]

"If that's the guy that's questioning me, i definitely want my lawyer present!" lollll

"Well... I guess I suck!"

[KatieRocks700]

"Spontanious outburst of emotion by students"

"All I'm saying is if i die, the spot where i go down, you better make sure this never happens to me or im gonna haunt you the rest of your days"

"Noted"

Lol favorite quote

[xxbabygirl628xx]

Hahahaha I love it :))

[Bactobac92]

Munch is so a-fuckin-dorable with that dog.

[PerfectSaga]

I just watched the episode with the lawyer/interrigation room at 4:00 which led me to go and find that quote again. Munch is by far my favorite character out of any cop show ever.

"We still have 45 minutes."

"I guess you want to hear a detailed account of my sexual history? Then what are we gonna do with the remaining 44 minutes?"

"Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?"

"Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?"

[Studio7Venice]

MUNCH ROCKS!!!

[pookaloo0087]

i like this video but i wish the background music was a little lower or not there at all cause it made some parts difficult to hear - what did Tutuola tell Munch he hated the smell of?

[Studio7Venice]

@pookaloo0087 pimple cream!!! lollll

[TrueDragonnutz13]

LOL. Ugh this show is just perfect.

[fayeslover]

O-R-G-A-S-M

[Xxcookiemonsta97xX]

"Dad, I'm a vigin, okay?"

"*misses ball completely* Okay. *walks away*"

XD

[wolfdemon226]

MUNCH IZ AWSUM!!

[twewyfanatic7]

0:24 maybe that's why he's so serious all the time

[faithgirl347]

"Im not tipping all of you."

"Sorry Cap but we got a problem."

Haha LOL

[SVUaddict96]

LOVED it! Gotta love them. Munch is awesome :D

[Honey360Bee]

Love the video! It is so freaking funny. Best video yet.

[OshKosh1984]

"And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?" I so should have used that one on my ex-husband XD

[princessofjedi]

ohh that line with the public defender thing was funny because it's what they are doing with Sweets in Bones

[coldplayfan23456]

@princessofjedi Haha I love Sweets! Thanks for making that connection

[ryannejade1]

lol just ask my blow up doll

[mkaythatsthename]

HAHAHA!!! *wipes away tears* This killed me.

[blondebabe200708]

Liv: "Where's Munch?"

Fin: "Rang in sick."

Liv: "He's such a hypochondriac. How many times has he had anthrax this week?"

love it

[FantasiaMagic]

0:41 Olivia: "What's your name?" Perp: "Screw you!" Olivia: "Screw you, you're under arrest for attempt of rape" Perp: "Prove it!" Elliot: "He look familiar to you?" Victim: "That's him, that's the bastard who tried to rape me!" Olivia: "Hey, Screw you, wasn't that easy?" and 4:12 "Word on the conspiracy mill is she's out having my love child."

[nicole02571]

0:24

Girl: "Dad, I'm a virgin." -kicks soccer ball- Elliot: -ball rolls past Elliot- "Ok."

xDDDD

[operaghostandkitty]

Top five:

1:19 - I'm not tipping all of you.

1:30 - How many times has he had anthrax this week?

2:12 - Oh no, you meant he hit her over the head with the building!

3:30 - Someone steal your parking space again?

3:53 - My point exactly, all those futile hours of searching...

But you left out my favorite Munch quote: "Van tried to take a shortcut to Brooklyn; river got in the way."

[Ambercat90]

which episode is the last scene from? the one where munch is a witness?

[TeamHugTheJoker]

@Ambercat90 The one where he is on the stand? That is episode Hysteria, Season 1 Episode 4. :)

[comfnumb82]

"does dealing with ssexual deviance on a daily basis afect me? the answer is no, just ask my blow up doll" i effing love munch. him and ice t make the best buddy cop duo ever. great chemistry

[loveforsports711]

girl- "do you have a girlfriend". Munch- Do you?. Munch is such a smart ass he rocks!

[HighStakesEntertain]

I just watch 3:56-4:07!

[HighStakesEntertain]

SVU wins. If not for McCoy and Brisco in the original, it would be my favorite.

[NY4Life]

O-R-G-A-S-M or even better, What are the odds you have a picture of Senator Joseph McCarthy tattoed on your ass!

[hina475]

omg does anyone know what episode is at 2:57??

[hanfan26]

What episode is 0:20 from? Thanks! :)

[FaNGrL1987]

I lol'd.

[courtneymaejohnson]

"what are you 12" is my favorite lol.. E/O forever

[slackerboi12]

the music just fucks it up

[Darkefire85]

3:45 had me laughing harder than I should have, I think.

[Habboplayer2]

0:37. which season and episode? Please (: Great job =D

[auntiem820]

I'm not tipping all of you... LOL

[heartmulgrew15]

can you spell that ?

o-r-g-a-s-m

[nogreenmm]

lmao I luv SVU! haha

"What happened to ashley is she okay?"

"No she saw the new in N'Sync video and was disappointed" lmfao

"What are you 12"

[logamela]

watch all episodes at watchsvu net

[simpsonman956]

I love Munch too! The very last one was my favorite!

[csivegas3]

gotta love munch :)

[cutiemekitty]

what part is 2:27? its funny how she says, "what are you 12?" lol

[Koru]

Oh, gods, this was great, but you missed the line in the first season where Benson makes a joke about Stabler carrying her purse.

That aside, I love Munch.

[ICatGirl1995]

1:18 when he walks out and sees everyone is hilarious!

2:18 when munch got to carry around teh puppeh

And the best of John Munch. I love him.

[Kelster711]

"O-r-g-a-s-m..." - Munch

"Objection!" Both lawyers

ROFL

[speedyajy]

@Kelster711 which episode is that one lol i <3 it

[jonCates]

this exchange only happens between bad people

[tunelessmelody]

only Munch could make everyone object at the same time in court.

[SuperPhantastish]

I love svu so much and I love munch this was well done.

[BurlingtonNorthernRy]

The last quote was gold! I love SVU!

Munch is Brilliant!

[svubensonluvr17]

the last one got me lolz

[shelbonovitch]

0:32. I almost peed myself

[StChiara]

5 stars!

[theopenminded1]

Munch rocks xD

[spongeboblover341]

"why you gotta be so rough?"

"because you still got one arm left to break."

XD violent elliot so cute!

[spongeboblover341]

"anybody know where cassidy is?" XD liv knows. :/ stupid cassidy sleeping with olivia.

[nynigymnasticsballet]

Mariska was so pretty in the 1999 and 2000 episodes

[mizzbieber21]

munch is sooo funny

[theamaranthinepoet]

Munch is so funny and cute!!

[myeverything101]

Chris: victim or attacker?

at 2:00

oh you me he hit her over the head with the building got yah

[fayeslover]

"can you spell it please?"

"O-R-G-A-S-M"

munch is hilarious!!!!

[ChiruSama]

love this show! Munch is just hilarious...

1:51 is one of my fav munch quotes 8)))

[lane7xoxo]

1:40 ahahh eliott is BAD-ASS xD <3

[Heavenclan]

i love the scene where his daughter goes i'm still a virgin and stabler is like O.O

[kimakaanna]

Man i just love the cast of Law & Order: SVU!!

And the script. It's so awesome!!

[erikaBKAmooch]

"seriously, he will break your arm" haha

[amieewllms]

great vid

[amieewllms]

grr i still havent seen the ep at 2:30 what id it called again?

[dancingstar1226]

It's season 8, "Infiltrated"

[nycait882006]

lol i never seen the one where munch is kissing the doggie

[radiohippie]

"If that's the guy who's questioning me, I definitely want my lawyer present."

LOL. He's gonna go all Stabler on your ass, friend.

[cutiemekitty]

haha

this is funny.

does anyone know what episode is: 2:27?

:)

[AshesOfNight]

I believe the episode is Season 8's Inflitrated...

[RainfangStreambattle]

munch is so freakin funny

[Katebushfan4lyfe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA...i guess i suck

Bloody hilarious...i love novak!

[79emz]

Wat ep is 0.28 from

[Mustangolover2010]

As awesome as this is (it is awesome) If there was no backround it would have been better in my opinion...

[SVUfan30]

It would have been better if Dani Beck wasnt in it at all

[thecrimsonfloyd]

My absolute favorite show of all time!!!!!!!

[blondebabe200708]

I LOVE MUNCH!!!

[mariskalover44]

look closly at 0:37. watch as the view from behind shows olivia get out her cuffs and slap them on. and a couple seconds later it shows her do it again from the front.

[msstardustx3]

Nice catch. I didn't even notice that.

[mariskalover44]

lolz i juss notcie those things. i always critisise shows and movies. every one hates that. i actually hate it too

[RainfangStreambattle]

oh my god your right that is so funny

[SharksKid]

Not surprised that Casey Novak is on there. She's fuckin funny, in real life as well.

[KatzBeatles]

1:00

Nice glasses, Elliot...

[crazee4bluey]

wat episode is 0:28 from?

[ihrtmusic12334]

AHAHHAHA i guess i suck

lol

[carliex3]

What episode is 2:11?

[224shan]

bol that was amazing loving munch he is hilarious

[jaivomi]

For Gods sake people bring back Munch! The last quote is literally hilarious.

[statusku0]

2:41

"the answer is no, just ask my blow up doll"

haha

[Studio7Venice]

@statusku0 "Don't be so stupid, I don't know aaaall the women in the world!'

[TheMunchfan]

i freakin love 2:40 and on!!!! LOL

*don't be ridiculous, i don't know all the women in the world* LMFAO!!! loved the psych evaluation 5:10 - 5:21 , freakin hilarious!!! and 2:36 is funny too

[tenten1353]

do u put the one were Elliot sang "i believe i could fly"

[CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN]

"Dad, I'm a virgin, ok?"

". . . . okay. . . ." LOL

i could go tell my dad that right now and he would say the same thing elliot did:-P i'm sure Elliot was glad to hear that, but like dad's tend to do, he just wasnt sure how to respond to that. . .O_o but i have to hand it to Liv, when it comes to whitty comebacks/insults, she takes home the prize^_^

[antonia31h]

Great video, Munch is soo funny!!

[carliex3]

"And I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a bitch," Best. Line. Ever. I love her.

Also, the guy was Andrew Mccarthy ;D I love him.

[rawrroxee]

this is one of my favorite lines =D

[emptyxsilence]

it iiiss the best line eever..,.

[XxHayxHayxX]

Daughter: Dad, I'm not a virgin, okay?

Elliot: -Just stands there- ........okay........

LMAO Elliot is such a dad XD

[XxHayxHayxX]

I meant I am a virgin..if she said that Elliot woulda fainted XDDDD

[chelsealinn123]

"could the witness spell that"

"O-R-G-A-S-M"!!

[PiecesofEternity]

This is true. It was thought that the complications of wearing tight corsets were actually caused by the uterus moving around. Treatment was for the doctor to insert a finger and move it around until the lady started shaking and yelling.

[PantsuGirl]

Missed a part from S2 E16 "Runaway"

Corrupt lawyer: Who is he?

Fin: He's my jew (pointing at Munch)

Otherwise fun.

[LunaTizzy]

XD I laughed at pretty much all of them. Love this video~

[bmrcutiepie]

lol at 5:13!! munch is hilarious

[BonesBBFan513]

isnt munch the best...lol u shoulda put more of his fights wit ummm da detective from the beggining omg i forgot hr name

[SamQ27]

its jeffries i think

[karateangel678]

where is the clip with Munch and the dog is?

[yellowflames3000]

what episode does the clip with munch and the dog come from?

[NaratheStargazer]

And which on is 1:48-1:52 called?

[NaratheStargazer]

Where is 1:34 for from? That is hilarious!

[omgilikejelly]

What episode is the clip from at the start with Elliot and his daughter?

[CityHomicidebabe95]

it was i think Hysteria from season 1

[ZeelaSensei]

i love Munch

[DanMarie96]

where is 1:11 from?

2:37?

[kaitco1984]

1:11 is from Choreographed and 2:37 is from Slaves.

[DixieDevil]

Gotta love Munch, he is such a smart ass.

[vampyreakura]

that last one made me laugh

[xtremeskittelz2007]

'I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?'

I lovvee Olivia.

& SVU.

[V75horrifier]

Cragen (sp?)- "I'm not tipping all of you." LOL

[mariskafan2012]

lately i've been watching this a lot just to hear the audio ahahaha.

i looooove that laugh!

[Babygirl83641]

Grayleck sucks, she just wants attention. I miss Casey.

[svufan99]

novak: that was the only evidence we had

danni: how could you loose it

novak: well i guess i suck

[wildcherrypepsii]

Man I miss Casey. =( Granted, I was determined to hate her when Alex left. But she won me over before the end of the first episode!

I STILL hate freakin' asshole Greyleck. I hope to God they 86 her soon.

[dantzig75]

I love that one

[Robey2337]

i love elliots sungalsses at 1 minute and johns dog is adorable

[mymy9696]

best show ever.

[StrangeLittlePoet123]

I guess i suck... lol

i'm a pain in my own ass. lol

my partner has a real anger management problem i thought he had it under control but i guess i was wrong.

(liv has just come back) elliot says "yeah i've had a real bad couple of weeks"

[aimagna1234]

what episode is 4:10 from?