My Name. Your Mouth? YOUR Problem!

[19TheBieberHater95]

Hunny u hade more fingers in u than a mother fuckin bowling ball -3 :D I luv

[AlliaaaBabbby95]

Made my day,<3 I freaking love this!

[ama463]

Chris i just love you so much <3 why u so awsome

[purplefeistygirl820]

so true

[VIVILEEFUN]

I like this new look

[SammiSacrifice]

I wish I were a boy so I could be gay for chris<3. :X.

[TheBritter24]

Dude, you crack me up & I'm stealin' some of this stuff you say and puttin'on Facebook. LMFAO! Your videos never fail to amuse me. & I do know that you say that you don't like when a girl hits on a gay guy & I'm not trynnna hit on you, but you're cute when your dress like your manself but also beautiful as a woman!!! (:

[abbie3546]

"You had more fingers in you then a bowling ball." Lmfao.

[LiveLaughhSingg]

My favorite part was "does polly want a crocker?" hahaha

[SophiaMaria023]

does polly wanna crocker? haha.

[DerpKyleDerp]

make a new shirt for you districtlines "You're a mess without a mop"

[ssmb06]

That was awesome lol

[aliamenna]

CHRISH I LOVE YOU I LOVE U PLZ ANSWER ME...yayy i sound pathetic but i love you (':

[marloumarie]

i love yer shirt :) where did u got this from ??

[beatleslove99]

"Cause i'm a star, and I make bucks..."

3 words: you are amazing.

[singmeasong69]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BOI ....HAHA

[princessgirl707]

WOO!!

[Wishgirl221]

I love you, i want to meey you so bad!!!

[lmao119]

AMEN

[vampiregirl2681]

MY Youtube hero!!!

[EishaStahXx]

owneddd <33

[AnNy3L99]

I love you(: Fuck everyone else!

[ingridbb6]

EXACTLY

[xamericangirl349x]

PWNED!!!

[sumry99]

Have you noticed that the hottest guys are always gay?!?!? WTF!!!

[shelbzpau17]

lmao ur hilarious hahahpaha

[MarandaAnn26]

your so inspirational! (:

" does polly wanna crocker" hahaha xD

[jessirox19]

DAMN UR EVEN HOTT AS A GUY...GEEZZZ I LOVE YA'!!!

[chelsebug93]

"lives the one thing we all have but no one knows how to properly use, because were too worried about other peoples"

soooo true!

and btw, i am loving your smile! so cute!

[indigoscales]

OMG My gay bother from another mother

[CloseCaveman]

point of wining a fight is not to get involved in it and overlook it an keep you're rambling off youtube its a waist of time and you wont pick anyone up off her

[duhombre]

its disturbing how cute you are as a boy when i remember your old school scary blonde girl videos.

[9415901]

I love your channel! You are so funny and your points actually make sense!

[lovemakeup2000]

my hero.

[merlin207]

1:37. Touched me so deeply that 1:51 just ruined it.

[matthewr3680]

Sadly I've been the victim of this, and well I didn't know until all my 'friends' decided it about me and now I'm a loner. Story of my life.

[sweetNsour4720]

I'm so posting this shit on facebook! ;D

I love Chris!

[617kittenchicha]

I want to talk to you soo bad, I'm such a big fan and clearly you have loads of fans and people who love you and I think thats amazing

[polymerclaycentral]

i love your shirt:)

[KwerkiSilver]

"Does Polly want a crocker?" Haha Awesome !

[lisac2020]

@Ebiiiw really?

[GrrlyGore]

I have no friends. Some call it lonely but I call it peaceful. 

[ClairevoyantDiseasee]

Love you so much, Chris. ;)

[Alvaroloverocity]

give me your number!

[kphbran]

I love you so muuuch haha <3

[kesiMusik]

love your t-shirt <3 xx

[LiveByTheCreed6]

no offence but that's such a waste that you are homosexual cuz you'r sooooo hot

[thehottiezofhotchip]

@LiveByTheCreed6 never say that to a gay person. (Im not gay) But you should watch some videos about what not to ask a gay person :D It's in every one of em.

[CamrynLeigh]

I LOVE THAT SHIRT!((: Where'd you get it?!

[jkopf927]

oh my god! you preach! bitches all up on my dick about this shit and im like " sorry youre fat and disgusting and boring" ...supposed to be my friend but she still talks about me. thanks for affirming its not just me in the world this happens to. <3 you

[Dannywjohnson]

I can see a YouTube trend of fan videos coming soon telling haters to "leave Chris Crocker alone!"

[MrGerard141]

He blocked me on Twitter. Hypocrite. :(

[onzka]

I watched your videos two years ago and really didn't like them... Now am I look back to your new videos and I really think you are awesome :) I think alot of the things u speak about should be spoken between straight people too... Also I dont like people who try to figure out who's gay and who's not... that's your personal thing if you want to keep it that way, but if you want to show it it will bother some people even if it shouldnt... Anyways thanks :) subscribed! :D

[Keyon4142]

You're fabulous!

[CoffeyStephen]

youve had more fingerss than a mother fucking bowling ball bitch XD you never fail to make me laugh!

[justbeautifulme91]

lol...u never fail to make me laugh <3 i love you

[skarlettejayde]

I fucking love you Chris! I love all your videos, i wish you were my bestfriend ! :/<3

[Rehapeable]

You are extremely wise for your age!!

[potatoman23ify]

haha peanut pj's!!! love you chris keep makin vids!!!!!!!!!

[newtard95]

Ah, you made my day. ♥

[makaylaissofly]

LMAO!!! YOUR SO F****** FUNNY! Gotta luv you!

[ColorfulBeautifulMe]

What would we do without Youtube? :o

[DindellaTheDefender]

Poly does want a Crocker. <3 Love you, Chris.

[juliabayma]

gotta love u!

[ScifiKilla]

Haha you rock :p :D

[xTearsMayStainBloodx]

@Amberzrulz If you havent been listening for the past FOUR years, he's gay.

[DeathWillCompleteMe]

He looks so different now from his older videos ;-;

[Amberzrulz]

Ugh PLEASE stop saying "honey" and "boo" YOUR A MAN!! NOT A WOMAN!!

[CriticBot3000]

ur so cute :3

[skyesareblue]

I'm not a tictac... ok? My name is not a breath mint, sweetie :)

[MaryTheresa1986]

"You've had more fingers in you than a bowling ball." LMFAO!!!!! I almost choked on my salad! I'll have to use that line one day!

[MaryTheresa1986]

I looooove your shitr Chris! Where did you get it?

[BanannieBoat]

*Who punches whom

[CheerChik1923]

I love you so much !! You should make a shout out video ! To all you fans ! Include me ! Your such an inspiration (:

[JennyHoddy]

You're hilarious, and I love you!

[beanziscool]

hahaa ur awesome!!

[xoxmissmegandawnxox]

Loveeeeee you

[KelsiVlogs]

You are the most interesting combination of masculinity and femininity I have ever seen. I love it. The world would be a better place if we weren't all labeled/boxed in. :)

[Emiisweets]

YOU ARE A GORGEOUS MAN!! :/



[DestinyLockhart]

no dislikes awesome

[DestinyLockhart]

loo

[ily201013]

y are you gay you sexy as fico as a straight guy

[ViacomPwnedUrMom]

Lol faggot

[rikasalvador]

you've developed so much. LOL, but you still make me fucking lmfao, your hilarious. & you look so diffrent, your kinda pretty. aha,stay you, I'm a huge fan. never stop. <3

[mooki01]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

[osteposte]

GAY?????????? im not

[babygirl11271]

love ur smile wit the wide eyes :)

[h3ll0k1ttyl0v3r18]

I wonder what your parents think about you.

[libbeymooresings]

@h3ll0k1ttyl0v3r18 They probably love him just like any other parents do.

[pamcheer12]

xoxo

[KMM71296]

You are so right Chris. ^_^

[GRAVEYARD570]

like my other comment if you think he is HOT and/or CUTE

[GRAVEYARD570]

you know when if first saw him i thought he was straight pretending to be gay.Dnt laugh but i thought because he is so HOT. When I saw the I am straight now vid I was like YES ARE YOU SINGLE. But soon after i was sad again :P

[DrugsXBunny1118]

The only reason people watch your videos is because it's funny to see him spazzing out and nobody cares

[xGummiBearr]

@DrugsXBunny1118 But if people didn't care about him spazzing out they wouldn't watch him spazz out!

[MsShadowcat09]

DAM! i feel sorry for dat gurl but i gotta agree keep need to mind there own dam bussiness

[Smiddleton0233]

I LOVE the end. tell jack and jill i said hi boo :* love it! I also love every single one of chris's videos because he speaks the truth.

[MvrLiesbet]

I love how homosexuals have so much sass. It's awesome on a guy, but just annoying on a girl!

[sydneyleighstarnes]

if you werent gay id date you your a htt dude

[melismiless]

2:48 best line ever

[MordDorr]

move along bitchh lmfao

[BleachFan821]

1:43 one of the best lines ever

[BubbleGumBubbleGirl]

I LOVE YOU! Wow it would mean the absolute WORLD to me if you replied to this comment! Ur so awesome and funny, and I love every message you spread across :D

[Mcrkiddo17]

woo chris looks hott !

;D

[ShovelPwned]

Stupid faggot.... Go to hell

[Alantgv]

@ShovelPwned

Your going to hell homophobe.

[TotallyMeAwesome223]

@ShovelPwned really?

[BigBirdey10]

Hair Flipp

[BigBirdey10]

Yhur stupid

[HannahIsLaame]

@BigBirdey10 This coming from a person who can't even spell the word "you're"?...

[alexnussle]

You weird...

[benIbarwick]

Cracked up at "Does polly wanna crocker" xD

[sWeeTypWinCess]

i like you..

[theeAlixo]

the shirt made my life <3

[youlookingfierce18]

U. Make. My. Life :)

[juuFo]

This video... this fag aura... cant stand it sry...

[angel42292]

im guessing this is about Danny Noriega. :/

[angel42292]

im guessing this is about Danny Noriega. :/

[LordDave68]

Damn he's so cute, damn he's so handsome, damn he's so HOT but DAMN, he is SO GAY! ... Love him <3

[xcebassx]

I truly wonder if hes really gay or just fucking around.

[246mormor]

I fucking lovvveeeeee you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVitushkin]

let me get it straght, is he gay or not?

[mysticore]

@TheVitushkin Stupidest question ever!!! Seriously are you blind, deaf & dumb?

[TheVitushkin]

@mysticore but he looks all normal at last, well of course he is gay fag and homo sir

[Baroussob]

your so good looking <3

[TheCannabisQueen420]

I don't like Chris Crocker.......

I love him.

[iluminada333]

0:06 Bring it on bitch!!! My motto of life!

[arachtation3]

I dare you to be a man for a day, see how many chicks you can get a phone number from, and like call then the next day saying "hey **** remeber me Chris from yesterday. Well im gay" idno and take a secret video of it. It would be funny :)

[monsteripolo]

Funny how everyone loves him now that he does not dress like a woman even though he says the same things. You are a bunch of hypocrites.

[ThePlayboibuny]

my weave be staying on! <3 love it!!

[StephenDavid1984]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha lmfao. Thank you for saying this -3

[zombiechaos89]

Awesome shirt.

[paigelollypop]

um just move along bitch

[ToBeLoved21]

Okay you are my hero now. Just saying. :)

[lickityangmang]

hahahahahahahh

[2300cookiemonster]

You tell them!

[goodmorningchap]

Who is this about?

[canttouchthis193]

Umm, hypocrite much? What's the difference between someone tweeting about you and you making a youtube video about them? Cause I don't see it.. also stfu with your little jokes. "Polly want a CROCKER??" Real mature, very clever >.>

You know, I used but you've gone from a diva to a straight up bitch..

[iFailx100]

LOVE YOU!

[TheEmmington]

I FUCKING LOOVE YOUUU :D

[aoasunfire8]

I Love you Chris! :) There! I said your name! :o)

[MichealDawson995]

yOUR sO aWESOME !!!!

[AllyBubbles88]

i fucking love you .. i think ure amazing.. and ure confidence ...is awesome.. keep it real babe.. coz ure REAL ...love it

[chunkeymunkeylala]

Wy have you changed your hair ? You were awesome before !

[FTWGibson]

He looks manly but his voice is high pitched this guy is awesome

[AlbertMUAH]

---> I'M GAY, WATCH MY CHANNEL AND SUBSCRIBE <3 <---

[BeccaRoberts1]

You are so fucking right!

[acrosswalkmassacre]

ugh I love this Chris. Please have him stay. :D

[cjguy30]

"does polly wanna CROCKER?".... Lmao.. Funny :)

[SorrowfulLesson]

Right?!... Ugh.

[brownishpaperbag]

You are hilarious! I love you <3

[MackieSacks]

Hi.

I'm a girl, and I can say that I'm in love with you.

Oh how I was I was a guy, so I could try to get with you. x)

[isasosamartin]

You are actually pretty hot when your in your man version! ;)

[MrPabelito]

Foh real u spit the truth :D

[Inelika]

I think all of that every single flippin' day.

[DerekMichael95]

0:28 I thought you were drinking piss.. O_O

[freefallingdream]

"honey, you're a mess without a mop. And I'm the mop and I'm about to clean that mess up!" bahahahaha... "I'm not a ticktack" gahh you're my cure for boredom.. loveit.

[beautyisacurse1]

I love gay people like this, this is so funny.

[Juniior213]

Hahaha wow serously, piss! Piss, really people! Wow, we can see not many people are smart!

[PeekyBooo]

Can you act other persona

[shadownightmare100]

fuck you fag

[iadorerugby]

@shadownightmare100 How rude, you really should delete that comment. It is offensive to lots of people and having that attitude will only hold you back in your life. Be accepting and you will progress man.

[Valo778]

I don't understand why people go on your videos to bash you, Chris.

I mean, if you don't like something, don't spend your time and watch it then.

Go... Do something productive, idk.

If you don't like being here, and it's totally up to you if you wanna be here, then don't be here. Believe it or not, but it's that simple. Ikr?

[kaj421]

I love your music, And your right

[xParamoreGirl156x]

you speak alot of sense sometimes :')

[MissHiltonxx]

HA HA HA HA oh god you're flawless.

[RoseTheOne64]

girl, preach. ppl stay UP at night tweetin and running they mouth online while u getting ur beauty rest. it happens to the best of us. they aint got no life.

[ellllla22]

I LOVE YOU!!!!



[NuttyConvict]

well i dont have a sex life cuz im 12!

[lilolavictoire]

It's clearly beer. Idiots.

[smashleyBFMV]

chris looks soo good. love the brown hair

[NannaBanana224]

@smashleyBFMV

Agree!

[TheEminem1134]

no i dont dont like you at all your a bitch



[TheEminem1134]

why r you drinking piss that is gross.