Let's... I can't even pretend to guess

[tkemert20]

Sweet Jesus, it hurts to laugh, oh God, my sides.

[iranoutofgoodnames]

The kid who made this will one day look back on this and cringe with the force of a thousand suns.

[korreyd]

I died a little inside.

Even more so when I realized that I watched the whole thing.

[Davtwan]

Oh God, I actually got the plot of this story. When did I leave Youtube and came to Fanfiction . net?

[EarthCrash95]

it's like a bad mariomario54321

[SamFromNT]

This is a blue orb.

[Pichu1232]

*Sees him playing PBR* AWWWWWWFUCK

[LuwiigiMaster]

Dear Slowbeef and Diabetus.

The fact that you pronounce Mario's name as "Mary-oh" is possibly the reason why the My Little Pony fanbase exists today, as they would call him "Mare-io" to fit in with their elementary level horse puns. I did not write this comment to reflect on how Twilight Sparkle does so at the end of each episode to Princess Celestia, giving a summary of the theme of the day. I know about this as a bunch of top comments are exactly like this.

Yours truly, Don Luigi.

[MrAquamarineRose]

@LuwiigiMaster I actually applaud you for using subtlety, creativity and intelligence when creating an insult(?). On behalf of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom I would like to thank you for refraining from using such common pitfalls as replacing part of a chracter's name with a swear word such as "Shitlestia", or, simply shouting vulgarity or general statements along the lines of "MLP is shit".

[LuwiigiMaster]

@MrAquamarineRose It doesn't take any effort to say shitlestia, as it hardly makes sense.  More like Cuntlestia, though. And Rainblow Rash. But I don't mean these, I'm just listing examples.

[MrAquamarineRose]

@LuwiigiMaster Exactly my point, any moron can just toss swearing into a name, but actual thought can make something even the person being insulted(?) can laugh at.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@MrAquamarineRose Believe me, I H-A-T-E ponies. They're in every aspect of my life, and am losing my sanity with each passing day. I'm on the verge of suing that Faust for Emotional Distress, and if that don't work, I'll fucking put a hit on her head, and throw a pony's head in her bed.

[VerendumGames]

@LuwiigiMaster I know you're joking, but it's not really her fault.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@VerendumGames But she's the root of the problem, for certain. Not invoke Godwin's Law, but Hitler didn't hate Jews from the get go. The government blamed them for Germany's withdrawal from WW1, as did most of the media.

[VerendumGames]

@LuwiigiMaster Well, it sounds like the fanbase is your issue, right? That's fine with me (admittedly a brony) but Faust probably never saw this coming. I know you're not implying that she did, but I'm just saying.

[krazykillerhippo]

@VerendumGames *starts watching retsupurae and glaces down at the comments*

*argument about hitler and ponies*

[VerendumGames]

@krazykillerhippo I'm not arguing with this guy, he's a bro. Just making sure everyone is on the same page.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@krazykillerhippo /watch?v=ecW0B5rELyo

[LuwiigiMaster]

@VerendumGames You sound like you have a brain, so I like you. I thought the fandom was supposed to be tolerant of other people's behavior, not encourage them to be dicks. If all the bronies I knew were like you, I'd have no problem with them whatsoever.

[VerendumGames]

@LuwiigiMaster I appreciate it. We should leave this poor video alone, we've been spamming the comments for a while now.

[TheToast7]

@LuwiigiMaster WELLLLL, if they aren't nice people, they clearly haven't been paying attention to the lessons the show teaches. However, I think you shouldn't really complain if anyone dislikes your anti-pony sentiment in these comments, because you were the one to throw the first stone, so to speak, having brought up the subject and all.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@TheToast7 Oh, I see.

[MrAquamarineRose]

@LuwiigiMaster And there goes all respect I had for you, good day.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@MrAquamarineRose Good day to you, you Youtube Superstar piece of shit.

[nellodee]

I'm sure someone has already well actually-ed this, but "allez" is what the referee says at the beginning of a fencing match.

Also the original video is the stupidest thing.

[TheToast7]

Random Boy is Crystal Boy's cousin.

[bartman19901]

Good thing Luigi stuck it out until the end. Dying would be a waste of his time.

[AClockworkWizard]

I don't know, the penguin dude put some effort into it. It's non-standard. The quality is pretty bad, sure and I won't be watching this, but the idea is okay.

[zzyzx0788]

Nothing makes me think more of Mario fanfiction on a beach than a Smash Bros. metal remix of a Kirby Superstar song.

What the fuck? Seriously.

[MattHubris]

I remember when I played video games and made up small storylines in completely plotless games.

Again, I was 10.

I never uploaded that to Youtube either.

[Kolbatsu]

@MattHubris yeah I remember doing that too. In fact I do that with my friends sometimes and we always come up with BS plot twists. We just do it for fun.

[hildegain]

@MattHubris I did that as a small child maybe once or twice, I'd have never shared it with anyone XD

[Plooontey]

@MattHubris I still do that occasionally for shits and giggles. But I don't ever think that they're ever good enough to make another person endure listening to them, let alone post them on the internet.

[KingdomHeart723]

This is a film adaption of a fan fiction.

[devonmax]

Learn French slowbeef. Allez is a congregation of the word aller, which means to go. You would us allez if you were trying to he formal when referring to "you" or if you were using "you guys. In the video allez was used like: "you guys go".

[TimrodDX]

@10:18

I think he was dreaming this. It's like Inception for bad LPs.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

I'm very glad you're not going through my shit, you'd kill yourselves, along with my reputation.

[Evan121991]

"I can't wait to see the baby alien come out"

Now to figure out how this ties into the plot of Dark Seed

[piplupsingularity]

3:30 Apparently, Rosalina's kart jumped back.

[Bigbattle22]

let's dream Pokemon, no wait let's save Mario, no wait let's watch a race, no wait let's save the princess of the stars by driving around in go-karts, no wait let's save her by fencing.

I think this kid (Is it a kid?) has ADD as far as making storylines go.

[MalamiteLtd]

6:41 "This is Mario Kart as done by David Lynch... Marry-o."

...Whoops?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

"I've got ubers"

sends out a NU

[PTp1ranha]

I rather enjoyed that, the same way I'd enjoy Electricalbeast's videos.

[Keioko1999]

I remember when I was a little kid, I'd make up stories like this when I was a little kid. They were a lot like this, actually, except that I didn't record them and put them on YouTube (even if it had been created) like a retard.

[cheetah465]

Is It Wrong I Liked The Original Video?

[EasterGhost]

Oh fuck no... Why, at 6:15... The F-Zero GX soundtrack is fucking badass... This damn kid is ruining everything for me.

[PPunktAlex]

@EasterGhost Can I ask how it's called? The music choices are probably the only decent thing about the original.

[Reyson129]

06:47

'Can't wait for the baby alien to be born.'

I think Diabetus predicted Darkseed back in 2009.

[Weegee905]

@Reyson129 I half expected him to ask if they killed Rita.

[CSB]

@Reyson129 Or watched Eraserhead at least.

[TimStarz03]

I feel bad that I used to enjoy things like this.

Only complaint I have with the comments made in this one is that they were in the Comet Observatory, so... yeah...

[fastbreak333]

Windows Movie Maker, super random title screen, random swearing to make it mature, somewhat lousy spelling, having characters you didn't make star in an "original" story, recording in front of the TV, and using MIDI music and sound effects from other games.

Gentlemen, we have reached a goldmine of 12-year-old-with-no-life's shitty fanfiction.

[BBCorran]

DAH, USE ZEH POKEHMON

[BlasterMasterWii]

@BBCorran HAVE FUN BOYS SUMMON A MONSTAH

[SuperBrobot]

That intro made me wat so hard.

By the second minute I gave up trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

[grrr9]

I have no idea if anyone will see this, nor if it will be the same for everyone. But this video has PIE in the URL. That is in some way fitting.

[THEJJISOM]

@grrr9 my god it dose this must mean something

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

Okay it's obvious that LordPenguin777 did try to make a sort of Fanfiction video, I just wish the Retsupurae guys wouldn't leave such stupid comments, the sounds effects and music are obviously from other games, like the one where Rosalina gets in the mud is from Paper Mario 2 and the noises Luigi and Waluigi are making ARE the noises THEY make when they get hurt in some games -_-

[uiruu]

@CrazyGamerDragon64 Are you even aware who Retsupurae are? This is their thing. This is their shtick. It's hilarious.

[Galaxiebaker]

This machinima is just as bad as staring into Weegee.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

Fanfiction always makes me cringe a little

[PaladinPenguin21]

I remember seeing this before, was horribly confused, and decided to just stop after Luigi started cursing.

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

okay i really just

i cannot stand living anymore

fucking christ

[Mysterypea]

I watch retsupurae all the time, come up with ep 10.

[Drancks]

At 6:42, he says "Mar-ee-oh" Cart. Just sayin'.

[antisadism]

6:40 oh shit Slowbeef said Mario.

[AceAttorny]

You high?

[DarcOfTheShadows]

You know, the sad thing is, it didn't actually seem like that bad a concept for a video. It was just really shittily done.

[littleradgefull1]

oh i get what the dudes vid is about.i guess its okay......

[powderyorgan]

What is the name of this 'product'?

[Thattguy666]

im going to assume, that an acid trip would be something like this

[pokemonluverpika7]

german lets plays make more sense than this

[BakuMamX]

"This is less like a let's play, and more like an adventure."

REALLY? NO SHIT! Otherwise great commentary.

[CptWaddleDoo]

the worst part of it all is that i remember watching this as a kid.... and i actually liked it... the fuck was wrong with me, was i high or something?!

[factorremix]

I remember when I made something similar to this, but with Ocarina of Time. I was 7 years old, and Youtube didn't even existed.

[Esupanitix]

I just realized something

Retsupurae didn't make fun of something for the entire video. He was actually complimenting on some parts.

[imatooltoo]

@Esupanitix Who's this retsupurae guy you speak of?

[Esupanitix]

@imatooltoo Stop trollin brah

[dxmagma]

@Esupanitix I think this was during the saga of nothing but camcorder LPs that look like they were filmed from inside the graboid from Tremors, something that had a basic amount of effort is magnificent in comparison.

[Esupanitix]

@dxmagma Makes sense.

[IDontCareAnyName]

I think I made a Metal Gear video like this when I was nine, except I knew it was terrible and never had any intention of sharing it with the internet.

[Blode4]

Was he purposely trying to run into the cars on Moonview Highway? Or is he that bad at mario kart?

[Shard1697]

Do you know what I realized?

That music when Waluigi kidnapped her is from Paper Mario (2nd one) but it has the weird noises the enemies in one part make.

He recorded that music from his tv, he couldn't even be assed to find a download for it.

[Pyro25100]

lmao xD

[Zoroark50]

This looks more like a bizarre machinima than a Lets Play.

[Demock]

Da, use zee pokhemon

[AirConditioner23]

I have a morbid fascination with this... I want to go watch the others.

[mrmorozov9]

2:36

Well, obviously the creator put that line there for the visually impaired. Duh! Oh, wait...

[dejablue88]

lol how close is this vid to a million views?

[QueerWard]

I love how the map in the Mario Kart stages are so inconsistant. Sometimes there's no one there, and then there's a lot racers.

[Wolfears2]

Am I the only one that actually says Mario the same way as Slowbeef naturally?

[PsychicBluthSnake]

WHAT!? What observatory!! That line made me laugh so much!!

[arenapwner361]

Why does Slowbeef always mispronounce Mario on purpose?

[SBhopin]

"I'm tryin' to find Mari- I mean, Mary-O?" Oh, Beef.

[Gematria009]

I love how the video starts off with "Alright, what?"

[grottypissedstained]

I loved the German part.

[dowap7]

This "Let's Play" is all kinds of painful. Hearing "WAAAAH" over and over again isn't funny or charming. BTW, the least dramatic car chase ever.

[VIOLATER9000]

Wow. That was some really shitty fanfiction that Penguin fag did.

[OneWithTheNight]

"Try to find Maw-- Mare-ee-oh?"

We're onto you, 'beef.

[MightyKombat]

Its a Jersey thing.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

@OneWithTheNight "This is Mawrio Kart as done by David Lynch... Mare-eeo, excuse me."

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

This video reminds me of that Katy chick from /b/.

[alakazam9891]

yoshi's island mario party music :3

[rwbs1030]

you guys should watch all the episodes of this series thing in one sitting, i bet it'd be nerve-racking.

[CommanderMantis]

This plot has several problems that require a rewrite.

[MitchZer0II]

So in a few minutes, Waluigi went into the city and the sunset, and then they went into the mall and the sun rised instantly.

Then they challenged each other to fencing, and everything got set up instantly.

I am confused

[MightyKombat]

And Cream the Rabbit came out of nowhere.

[TehOxide]

i love lord penquin777 lol i was subscribed to him before you guys made this xD

[peashiee]

@TehOxide I have no idea why you would be proud of that.

[TehOxide]

@peashiee Im not i just thought it was funny XD

[AlexGRFan97]

"MAMAF**KERRRRR"

ROFL.

[soldierofkazus]

BWAAAAAAAAAANG

[Darthquackius]

its pronouned "all-ay" and it is french for lets go!

[EdmacZ]

Mario Fanfiction.

It just doesn't work.

[TheFreemanVids]

The first 15 seconds was more entertaining the the whole series.

[HazyChase20]

Watching the first 16 seconds is like watching all of the OVA of Panty and Stocking.

[KingKoodaz]

@HazyChase20 With Garterbelt!

[MaulMachine]

tags: david lynch

I chortled.

[kittehfoodz]

I get it. It's club penguin.

[AdamDuffield]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE A BIDOOF CANT BEAT A REGIGIGIGIGASS HAHAHAHA

OH MY! *wah wah wahhhh*

[MrYushi560]

This video sort of reminds me of the old Crashdance22, The GOOD version, except this video is much much worse (The video being commentated on)

[ImperishableCat]

I watched the first episode of this series, and this is actually better. At least he didn't make a spaghetti joke in this one.

[EdmacZ]

The Luma is Electrical Beast or maybe got Time Lord Powers from him, I dunno.

"Aligt, Luigi. I'll telepot u to Bowsa's Evil Test! Save Rosalina an' come back for a spot of tea on tha carriage roide!"

[TheGangstagnome]

@EdmacZ I... I actually read that in ElectricalBeast's voice. I'm worried for my sanity.

[apanst]

i used to watch those sprite based newgrounds videos as a kid.

pretty embarrassing when you think about it

[Aeromancer09]

it's cute how he tried though xD



[frogger626]

"Alright, what."

Yeah, that's it.

[CerberusGX]

Haha, I remember making a machinima series like this a long time ago, except it was about a kid being sucked into the video game world and warping from game to game, and I used an actual screen recorder instead of pointing a camera at a TV.

[RatherWatchThem]

This is why WMM can't come prepackaged with Windows.

[piplupsingularity]

@RatherWatchThem

Not everyone needs Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere to make a video. Also, Sturgeon's Law (90% of everything is crud).

[IamMikejohnston]

10:14 .. wtf

[MidgetClownPorn]

"Soon or a later they're gonna realize they're driving in circles..."

[EliteBeatDrummer]

HOLD ON A SECOND!!!! A freaking Bidoof beat a Regigigas?????

[Ayanami555]

@EliteBeatDrummer It's fuckin' Luigi, yo! He's not going to die because it's a waste of his time!

[Cheetah1251]

@Ayanami555

So it was Cornshaq playing all along...

[MightyKombat]

My ill thought out machinima starring Luigi will not be longer than 10 minutes as that is the Youtube time limit.

[sonicfeet]

"He can't win-- I've got no sentence structure or proper punctuation."

[Overmayor]

>david lynch hunter thompson procreated somehow

[EponymousKid]

Also:

You were expecting a Let's Play? TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

[PEZhead5432109876]

Wait, at 3:32 Waluigi clearly passes Rosalina, yet he's still chasing her?

I found the single flaw in this epic for the ages.

[Shyguy27z]

"Will be continued"

That's not a threat, it's a promise.

[blaman1991]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but I believe 'Allez' is a French word meaning 'go' or something along those lines. Probably fairly obvious in context, but eh. The 'z' is also silent. French can be weird like that sometimes.

[D00D64]

So in the span of a few minutes, they go to a city, which is set in the night, and then right after, they go to another beach in the day?

[BlarkUntVhite]

2:59 is this someones reflection on a tv screen?

[bast963]

In this little "series," this 15 year old makes videos using his camcorder, but it cannot record sound. Due to this, he has to use sound files he found on the internet, explaining the Luigi/Waluigi voices and the music. He is also doing all of this on Windows XP Movie Maker, which... a lot of people on youtube seem to have used 3 years ago.Odds are, this series was inspired by the great Megaman765, who is an inpsiration to young video makers everywhere, with his infamous Mario Bloopers.

[bast963]

@bast963

This kid, as well as multiple others either younger or at the same age (90% of which failed to produce anything worthy to receive more than 300 views due to the fact it sucked so much) make videos like this all the time. The people who actually enjoyed this clusterfuck Luigi series, are actually around age 10-16 hence why they loved it so much: they have bad taste.

[GregEdgar88]

I would have rather have watched those penguins hopping around for the whole 11 minutes than watch this guys awful story.

[PvtRichardCranium]

My face contorted into expressions of disbelief and awe that not even I believed to be impossible.

[xplay108]

I'd like to see Rijno try to decipher this video.

[TheWriter0]

@xplay108 Dey're fighting, okay! And now dey're racing, okay! And the camera is sporadically moving between karts, okay!

[psymaster330]

it's a wiii pokemon game that i have and cant remember the name of.

"This game does exist!"

[CasaiAgicap]

@psymaster330 It's Pokemon Battle Revolution. They did a retarded dream sequence with it. o.O

[supersonicman96]

diabetus german voice awesome

[MitchZer0II]

this just reminded me of the sub plot where Mario and Luigi's mom got fucked by Lakitu.

[BatmanCaprisun]

This is the real Super Mario Bros. movie

[DechoWasAlreadyTaken]

We were somewhere around Delfino Square on the edge of the island when the drugs began to take hold.

[spaceawesome22]

@DechoWasAlreadyTaken

LMFAO!!

[Thomal9]

So, I just watched the "epic finale" of the series. The episode involved a guy named boner, spaghetti "soss", and the universe exploding...I think. Oh, and apparently Luigi can turn back time now.

[elbonia17]

"this is a series?"

"this is INTENSE?!"

[dandy269]

Random boy would of won if he had Joey's Rattata...

[incredicassio]

click "4" over and over and listen

[SuperWes64]

Is this video for real or were there hallucinogens in my dinner?

[4tailedNaruto777]

All I needed was the colors,penguin,song and your commentary to nearly stop breath for a good 7 seconds

[coltonsin64]

I swear that's Cream the Rabbit standing in the foreground during the fencing part, it's kind of hard to tell with the poor video quality, curse the LPer that made this!

[DarPower1]

@coltonsin64 Well derp, its mario and sonic Olympic winter shyte

[coltonsin64]

@DarPower1 Oh, well ok, that makes sense, I never played any of the Mario and Sonic Olympic games so it was quite a mystery to me.

[DarPower1]

@coltonsin64 good and dont play it evar

[coltonsin64]

@DarPower1 Is it bad?

[DarPower1]

@coltonsin64 controls are terrible, the loading is annoying, its pretty much a poorly put together live commericial for the olympics.

[coltonsin64]

@DarPower1 I see.

[chaaarrrliiieee]

LMAO a bidoof beat a regigigas....the second most pathetic pokemon (magikarp the first, not surprising) beat one of the most powerful legendaries....huh. o_o"

[BurningFeathersPro]

@chaaarrrliiieee I'm wondering why anyone would even use a Bidoof in the first place.

[EponymousKid]

@BurningFeathersPro Bibarel isn't bad. Its abilities lend to some pretty solid strategies and move sets.

[Drake14161337]

Man I hate how the red character at the beginning (aka Random Boy) does his cheesy defeated animation. It's like he's dancing or something.

[Sx2Kirby]

Meth is one hell of a drug.

[CheezeFox]

Don't you get it? It's Machinima!

Really...really shitty machinima...