I wish Jehovahs witness would take all of scripture.
John 14:3 Jesus said "u know were I'm goin and I'll prepare a place 4 u" the man at the cross he said "today u will be with me in paradise (not I tell u today, duh he was tellin him today)". The earth n heaven will become 1.
God is Love but he is also Just. He must punish sin, or he is a unjust judge.
Go to hell, or serve Jesus (who is Jehovah Hebrews 1 n 2 they use scripture refering to jehovah. Btw in the greek Jehovah is'nt in the text).
For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten. (Ecl 9:5)
But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth,
And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.(psalms 37:10) NOTICE ON EARTH NOT HEAVEN OR HELL.... God Is Love (1 John 4:8)
Well, gold wouldn't be any worse than cement on the feet, but then, it's silly to think that any physical matter would exist in any possible afterlife, what with the lack of corporeallity and all. Also, at 2:56, the thief's voice cracks, hah.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
Then shall we know, [if] we follow on to know the LORD: his going forth is prepared as the morning; and he shall come unto us as the rain, as the latter [and] former rain unto the earth.
My favorite of all the "Hot Chicks" recreations- this brought every single line of awful dialogue to life, even the lines I usually just skim over. Chick deserves these homages, though. There's nothing like those tracts.
is he laughing or cring?
DevilButtKicker 2 years ago
Wow! You did it guys, you blew me away! Now I'd like to see more of the Meredith, Puppeteer and Twilo.
JonesDV 3 years ago
I wish Jehovahs witness would take all of scripture.
John 14:3 Jesus said "u know were I'm goin and I'll prepare a place 4 u" the man at the cross he said "today u will be with me in paradise (not I tell u today, duh he was tellin him today)". The earth n heaven will become 1.
God is Love but he is also Just. He must punish sin, or he is a unjust judge.
Go to hell, or serve Jesus (who is Jehovah Hebrews 1 n 2 they use scripture refering to jehovah. Btw in the greek Jehovah is'nt in the text).
eternalsouljaandson 3 years ago
You know, all of these contradictions make sense if you accept the fact that the bible is man-made...
JonathanClement140 3 years ago
For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten. (Ecl 9:5)
But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth,
And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.(psalms 37:10) NOTICE ON EARTH NOT HEAVEN OR HELL.... God Is Love (1 John 4:8)
01michelle91 3 years ago
LOL
the theif turned into a shakspearian actor when he was asking for salvation LOL
Sykosomatix 3 years ago
Wow, I was hoping for the crazy guy to get shot... damn. All well.
GrandMastaThief 4 years ago
bad acting, good(?) message.
jack00008 4 years ago
Jesu is not a "pretend God" but the real God who will judge you one day. Repent and be saved so you can miss Hell.
12Secret 4 years ago
When will do you think Jack Chick will repent of his lies and accept Christ?
sprtslvr1973 4 years ago
Oh yeah? Prove it! =D
JonathanClement140 3 years ago
If the theif had an all black suit on he would look like a floating head!
Diactadon 4 years ago
The victim looks like a young Jim Carry.
Xaltus 4 years ago
WTF
bibiricat 4 years ago
Streets of gold would be really hard on the feet. Not to mention it'd be hell for whoever had to clean them.
Thedukeofsudsbury 4 years ago
Don't need to worry about that. In heaven no cleaning is necessary and you won't feel pain either, so I guess is fine right?
alryo 4 years ago
Well, gold wouldn't be any worse than cement on the feet, but then, it's silly to think that any physical matter would exist in any possible afterlife, what with the lack of corporeallity and all. Also, at 2:56, the thief's voice cracks, hah.
MisterLobe 4 years ago
This is....horrible. >_<
As a writer, I weep and pine for the days when people got well known for writing quality material.
Goatmon 4 years ago
Man, that guy has "love thy enemy" down.
Symos 4 years ago
The acting is every bit as brilliant as the script.
quasarsphere 4 years ago
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
baypos 5 years ago
I prefer Hosea 13:16 about Christain luurve.
allahini 4 years ago
Then shall we know, [if] we follow on to know the LORD: his going forth is prepared as the morning; and he shall come unto us as the rain, as the latter [and] former rain unto the earth.
Hosea 6:3
baypos 4 years ago
Smart people dont tap loaded guns against their heads either.
larodem 5 years ago
The acting in this is AWESOME! Chick tracts are hilarious. Great job.
GlamourKat 5 years ago 2
My favorite of all the "Hot Chicks" recreations- this brought every single line of awful dialogue to life, even the lines I usually just skim over. Chick deserves these homages, though. There's nothing like those tracts.
AQuinault 5 years ago
I respect you being evangelist but I'd stay away from Jack Chick who is a proven liar. It's best not to be associated with these types.
stitty 5 years ago
agreed.
Ark
Tacitus666 5 years ago
who blames jesus for what one of his false folowers do
Roghen 5 years ago
Hilarious! Chick is such a delusional loon.
mcgoverntt 5 years ago 2
Actually, Jesus wasn't a thief, he was a great teacher to his disciples until he was betrayed and he died on the cross for our sins.
By the way, was that gun loaded?
Jtaylor1 5 years ago
very hilarious adaptation of the lunacy of jack chick.
koroIoutbreak 5 years ago
Powerful message -- well-crafted for today's young people as well as turn-of-the-century burglars.
sidkrassman 5 years ago
Watch and learn.
crimsonexecutioner 5 years ago
Jack Chick lives! This is awesome!
strawman9 5 years ago
Very authentic! This seems like a word for word recreation of a Jack Chick tract!
98hooker 5 years ago