omg that was funny. it was almost like i was watching our rabbit having "tenderness" with her stuffed orangutan (or the back of the head of whoever was napping on the couch)
Alrighty then! Heh, u won't see him doing a real one though, or at least, the dog won't be as willing lol. XD Dog/cat doesn't matter when it comes to plushy.
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My cat smokie used to do this with the feather duster and if you picked up the duster he comes right with it. Then again he used to drink guinness and eat doritos also.
sorry about saying Damn cat. I'm in a bad mood and took it out on your video.
If he's fixed, he will have a very small little nutsack if any, unlike un-neutered males who have much more larger balls. Unfixed males spray as well, to mark their territory.
Usually male cats that have been fixed, lose the sexual desires all together (including humping objects)... unlike male dogs that like to hump everything no matter if fixed or not.
It's people with your mentality, that are the reason thousands of animals are in shelters. It's more the fool who doesn't fix their pet. It's not like they become evil, vengence filled animals afterwards ya know. Get a clue!
oh waaaaaa, there's enough people working on the human issues. I can't stand kids, so I do what I love..I'm an advocate for animals.
oh and here's one more thing. You don't see rental places and community living saying..no kids no kids no kids. It's always no pets no pets no pets.
And until such time that ignorant people such as yourself pull your head outta your asshole, you cant know that animals do just fine without their sexual needs.
besides dumbass, it's not like animals change into some evil, vengence filled animals for being so called "punished" as you put it. Now, do that to a friggen human and guaranteed they'll "Sue" some doctor many years later....well, if they're American that is.
I love your use of the word ignorance, followed by name calling, and the inability to debate.
Bravo
And you pointed out that a Human would "sue" if castrated, by your argument its fine to castrate animals because they have no voice. Bravo animals right activist.
You "can't stand kids", well there are people who "can't stand animals". Two wrongs make a right?
name calling has nothing to do with ignorance (lack of knowledge)????
okay, so you got your point across but still....I think there's far less children up for adoption or in orphanages than animals are in shelters, as there is a wait list to adopt a child..at least here in Canada it's a pretty long wait list.
I guess we're at an impasse, so we might as well not debate or argue anymore. I believe what I do and you for you.
Oh and one other thing....I know animals don't have a voice, but like I said and will continue to say...they do not turn evil on their owners for having them fixed, whereas I'v heard many men complain and get awfully pissed off at their parents for circumsizing them as babies. Some have even tried to sue their parents for that...which to me, is just ruining a family all over some damn skin removal. My 2 cats love me to death and they're both neutered and not responsible for future unwanted cats.
Oh, he's a biter too. So naughty! My fixed female dog does this to her sister! I don't know what freaks me out more, that a female dog knows how to do the male part of the act or that two sisters do it to each other. Nature is ummm so interesting.
I know well how hard it can be to smile on those days. I'm very glad to hear that this simple act of feline sodomy was enough to break the tide of turmoil, if not for a moment. Hang in there.
A depressing thought in a way :) I think your definitely right there though Chris, although here I was referring more specifically to animals having sex with plush toys and other inanimate objects.
Oh it's in the cat's basket alright.. Try to disenfranchise him of the toy or his God-given right to have sex with it and you get attacked and angrily meeowed at. It's not a pretty scene man. Trust me.
LOL!!!!! I just LOVED this! Jack does the same thing, or TRIES, with me! And he gets the same confused look on his face like your cat had at the end...it's like...ummm, WHY am I doing this? Huh? What...?
Good lord.. At least Ninja doesn't try this on humans. I think your correct. The confused face does seem to encompass the question of why.. how did my life come to this.. and.. will this be posted on the internet?
Yes Ninja has been fixed right up. It doesn't stop him though. He'd attempt to sodomize the dog if he could get up there to do the job.. and he wouldn't give a tall whisker if it was socially acceptable in the cat world or not.
A vet told me that even though they are fixed, they can smell a female in heat a mile away, and it can trigger that behavior, even though they don't know what it's for. It provides me with plenty of hilarity. I can see it does the same for you. I have to try the stuffed toy with Jack, now. Maybe he'll leave me alone! LOL
His accent makes it sound classy.
RaggaeOfFunk 4 months ago
let the cat out and let nature have its way
samtogether 9 months ago
I love your commentary!
imoneofthem 11 months ago
I bought that same stuffed toy for my niece!
itookmypills 1 year ago
@itookmypills make sure she keeps it away from perverted cats :P
TheRahulMahatme 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
SummerBaby1984 1 year ago
You sound like Louis Thereoux.
gobipie 1 year ago
lmao aww poor kitty
zyclonb6 1 year ago
its violent pornography =D
L0wn4k 1 year ago
would be a lot better if the narrator would shut up
spadechester2 1 year ago
WTF...!!!
IcamStudio 1 year ago
its creeping me out ... lolololo i am laughing to death
animeforever181 1 year ago
LOL!!!
jordan 2 years ago
that looks like me cat!! LMFAO!
imagine a fat ass black and white cat sodomizing a dog
haah
theDVDcrew 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH " i dont know why im doing a running commentary"
HRm708 2 years ago
LOL hahaha
that cat sure fucks hard that doll :))
BloodyAngelsDead 2 years ago
mute (boooring comments, dude!!!) and you'll get a hilarious video!
fairymaximou 2 years ago
damn that cat tore that doll a new one
xSONxOFxCALIFAS 2 years ago
O_o....
...I think I'll reserve my comment...
Cuotemoc 2 years ago
omg
MrMeow2006 2 years ago
dude that is so darn grose
403sREALEST 2 years ago
i'm gonna be the next original guy around here: "wtf"
Pseudodynamic 2 years ago 3
what a violent display
how lovely
Bloodyloner 2 years ago 2
love and affection..
leokimvideo 2 years ago
jajajajaja!!!
el gato
muy buena
michisel 2 years ago
cats rockin da boat !
myso2008 2 years ago
wtf
harvctry 2 years ago
So is this what they call forbidden love?
DarkRoseOasis 2 years ago
omg that was funny. it was almost like i was watching our rabbit having "tenderness" with her stuffed orangutan (or the back of the head of whoever was napping on the couch)
jcook642000 2 years ago
ur cat really like plush toys ey? lol nice video comentary made it funnier nice job
JDrammer8 2 years ago
Ruined by the chit chat. Next time: Shhhhhh.
Catman540 2 years ago
necrophilia cat alert!
luciferscock 2 years ago
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pannozzo94 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha ah!
valleyboi12 2 years ago
is that guy who comments on drugs??
N1cola2oo7 2 years ago
wher'd the cats load go?
keitaro146 2 years ago
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Ohh man! If you wanted to make this a funny video, you should kick that cat! That fu.cking cat desirved to be kicked :)) and stoping it from fking
silviuvlad 2 years ago
that cat is a furry
burri123 2 years ago
i've seen a dog do that to a pillow, but not a cat...lol
Chilldogg 2 years ago
That cat needs to go out some more! lol nice vid!!!
liolp808 2 years ago
where the the kitties load go?
xvietjayy 2 years ago
poor husky toy
DobysSock 2 years ago
lol horny kitteh!
k0rva1 2 years ago
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happygirl4ever101 2 years ago
wtf
1khalil9 2 years ago
The toy had it coming. Look at how it's dressed!
crawlingkitty 2 years ago
Do you think that all nude stuffed animals deserve to be raped? You sicken me, what about the little husky dog, what about it's feelings?
hahaha
tkelly27 2 years ago
its a despret cat lol
josephagp 2 years ago
LOL my dog is a female and she use to that when she was younger to things and people lol when they bent down . Now she slowed it down a lil .
kalel333 2 years ago
Cat looks up, what are you watching for you pervert lol
EvilTypoLlama 2 years ago
i love the way the cat looks up at the end, like, "what? i've got needs, dude."
gabbagee 2 years ago
Fucking the dog!
aasse 2 years ago
Inanimate and Hetro-speices........this kittys got class. ; ]
ducky3d 2 years ago
Are you sure your vet got both balls? Or maybe the age he was fixed? Older cat will somethime still hump things. Funny video!
sgtmelisa 2 years ago
poor dog....;( xDDDDDD
mindukzaz 2 years ago
What the Fuck? Litterally!!
KironStrife 2 years ago
domestic pussy
ChaosRiddenReaper 2 years ago
This cat reminds me of you, Stewart.
SOFIAgandako 2 years ago 2
Domestic Intercourse. hahah
5/5
DatDfilms 2 years ago 2
LOL commentaries jokes!!
insaneflame56 2 years ago
HAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHHahahHHAHAhaHAHHAHa....Ha...the fukin music and the commentary jus killed it lmfao!....+10000000000000000000.00 lol
NiNjAxWuN 2 years ago
Please NUETER HIM asap. He will spray his sent all over YOUR house if you dont.
sgtmelisa 2 years ago
My cat is neutered and he still humps shit. Haha
mothmish 2 years ago
notice how it bites the neck to make the stuff toy stay put.
ljsavmech 2 years ago 2
Oh my god, at least he didn't mount your leg!!
PhD123X 2 years ago 3
LMAO at the commentary & music!
QuantumAnomaly 2 years ago
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get a life wud u go jerk off or something
DrummerXbk6e4XDanno 3 years ago
why?
caprisoldiergirl 3 years ago
NUETER HIM.
its going to make stuffed cat/dog thingy babies.
sugahaylo1 3 years ago
i hope you wipe the cat semen off that toy before you snuggle with it
latinaleprechaun 3 years ago 2
Alrighty then! Heh, u won't see him doing a real one though, or at least, the dog won't be as willing lol. XD Dog/cat doesn't matter when it comes to plushy.
fangnclaw 3 years ago
wow your sick ahhhhh
pincollector10 3 years ago
rofl
flamehead268 3 years ago 2
lol that is so fucing funny i mainly see dogs but cats r hillarious
dogsrulez 3 years ago
sale zoophile -_-"
Non j'lol xD
Jerry tray fort
sasa275 3 years ago
sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
irocklikehell14 3 years ago
oh god yes! your a baaaad puppy! Mmmmm
illosion 3 years ago
tecavüzcü coşkun kaçııııın
1987idris 3 years ago
ENGLISHH!!!
sugahaylo1 3 years ago
cat: where's the damn hole!?!
JamesTBond007 3 years ago 11
lol hahahah
sugahaylo1 3 years ago
That is mean lol let that cat go outside and get some lol
Modacolorist 3 years ago
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although you do say catagory, there is infact a strong presence of dogagory as well.
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PsalmHymnSamHim 3 years ago
I'm betting that cat's an anime fan.
xerxes333 3 years ago 16
lol
DrLemur 3 years ago 2
HAHAHHAHAHA WTF WITH THE GUY
Cyanmint 3 years ago
1:08 Check out his face. So funny. He just looks up like he doesn't care lol.
dejack03 3 years ago
bwaahhaha
capriccioso35 3 years ago
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djasryubvlkjg888 3 years ago
My cat smokie used to do this with the feather duster and if you picked up the duster he comes right with it. Then again he used to drink guinness and eat doritos also.
LastOfTheJervayans 3 years ago
The narration is priceless.
xHezaChanx 3 years ago 2
"it's a song and dance" lol
econchino 3 years ago
Cats just lost their moral advantage over dogs.
DRV275 3 years ago
congratulation you won the youtube oscar for me
stefaniataT 3 years ago
great vid, funny!!
roxansudo 3 years ago
"...I feel it really needs no explanation."
Oh, god. This is hilarious. I love the way you described the nature and such of it. :D
kikhuana 3 years ago 3
Yes, just a very natural expression of love.. I guess it's more lust then love but that's a bit of a gray area with animals anyway..
DrLemur 3 years ago
Indeed. Cute cat, too. :)
kikhuana 3 years ago
I've seen dogs hump things, but never a cat! :o
Festerius2008 3 years ago
NooO Wolf's getting raped!
xlxTOMxlx 3 years ago 2
dude would u commentate on human porn?
nosnacktime 3 years ago 2
For a price.. How much are you offering? :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
dude, that'd be a priceless business. Can you imagine some like, safari exploration guy, tour guide, or some crass dude giving commentary to porn?
dacoolkidfrom1990 3 years ago
i do that to stuffed animals as well. sure beats paying for a date!
wackyMacky801 3 years ago
Daniel... WHY?!?
misssarahb 3 years ago
hahaha my cat does the same thing on me
kitten911808 3 years ago
hmmm gd times!
englishaussie88 3 years ago
hahaha
slowlycreepingin 3 years ago
lol. That video is hilarious! Favourited.
Justinfh2point0 3 years ago
it's entertaining but wrong ha ha ha lol
damageinc2 3 years ago
sorry about saying Damn cat. I'm in a bad mood and took it out on your video.
If he's fixed, he will have a very small little nutsack if any, unlike un-neutered males who have much more larger balls. Unfixed males spray as well, to mark their territory.
Usually male cats that have been fixed, lose the sexual desires all together (including humping objects)... unlike male dogs that like to hump everything no matter if fixed or not.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
SPAY/NEUTER your damn cat.
okay the video is hilarious. I got a good laugh, but that cat needs to be fixed. I hope to hell it's an indoor cat if it's not fixed.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
Only fools find it normal to castrate an animal
Anglicain 3 years ago
Anglicain,
It's people with your mentality, that are the reason thousands of animals are in shelters. It's more the fool who doesn't fix their pet. It's not like they become evil, vengence filled animals afterwards ya know. Get a clue!
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
Many humans are in adoption homes, many abandoned at birth, yet I don't see you advocating the castration of Man.
I'm glad you find it normal to punish animals for doing what they find normal. Mating is natural
Anglicain 3 years ago
oh waaaaaa, there's enough people working on the human issues. I can't stand kids, so I do what I love..I'm an advocate for animals.
oh and here's one more thing. You don't see rental places and community living saying..no kids no kids no kids. It's always no pets no pets no pets.
And until such time that ignorant people such as yourself pull your head outta your asshole, you cant know that animals do just fine without their sexual needs.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
besides dumbass, it's not like animals change into some evil, vengence filled animals for being so called "punished" as you put it. Now, do that to a friggen human and guaranteed they'll "Sue" some doctor many years later....well, if they're American that is.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
I love your use of the word ignorance, followed by name calling, and the inability to debate.
Bravo
And you pointed out that a Human would "sue" if castrated, by your argument its fine to castrate animals because they have no voice. Bravo animals right activist.
You "can't stand kids", well there are people who "can't stand animals". Two wrongs make a right?
Anglicain 3 years ago
name calling has nothing to do with ignorance (lack of knowledge)????
okay, so you got your point across but still....I think there's far less children up for adoption or in orphanages than animals are in shelters, as there is a wait list to adopt a child..at least here in Canada it's a pretty long wait list.
I guess we're at an impasse, so we might as well not debate or argue anymore. I believe what I do and you for you.
we'll leave it at that.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
Oh and one other thing....I know animals don't have a voice, but like I said and will continue to say...they do not turn evil on their owners for having them fixed, whereas I'v heard many men complain and get awfully pissed off at their parents for circumsizing them as babies. Some have even tried to sue their parents for that...which to me, is just ruining a family all over some damn skin removal. My 2 cats love me to death and they're both neutered and not responsible for future unwanted cats.
catluvspeaches 3 years ago
What a lucky Puppy lol.
Mediawatch08 3 years ago
Oh, he's a biter too. So naughty! My fixed female dog does this to her sister! I don't know what freaks me out more, that a female dog knows how to do the male part of the act or that two sisters do it to each other. Nature is ummm so interesting.
Michelle5451 3 years ago
LOL @ it happens around the world uncaptured lol
Your cat wouldnt let go of the neck lol... um, ok... tell me ..
Is your cat imitating what it sees at home? :P
Love the commentary!
ProfessionalVirgins 3 years ago
hehe. my dog did this and it was a girl lol stuffed cat :D
d0md0mt0mt0m 3 years ago
hahaha my puppy does that too to soft toys!!!
nzdesignagirl 3 years ago
you couldn't give her another cat lol :P
Amy3387 3 years ago
lol
Evilspartacus 3 years ago
Well, sounds to me like nature is telling Ninja he needs a mate. I'm guessing he hasn't been fixed?
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
lols get kitty get it... lols... funny shit....
evilsweetwaters 3 years ago
That kitty is going to Hell I tells ya
SpaceboyProductions 3 years ago
Ahh... it's what YouTube is all about...
zebidee55 3 years ago
your cats ferocious when it um wrestles?goes right for the throat and never lets go.
DTMTroy 3 years ago
Wow. That was beautiful. ;)
smack1818 3 years ago
Haha horney creatures
Sp0oDy 3 years ago
my dog used to do that to his towel.
cinemastah 3 years ago
I'm really glad you said "his" towel. I guess it became his after the act..
DrLemur 3 years ago
i have had by far one of the crapiest days in my whole life. but this my friend... THIS... made me smile. Thanks... i... think..
psaprez 3 years ago
I know well how hard it can be to smile on those days. I'm very glad to hear that this simple act of feline sodomy was enough to break the tide of turmoil, if not for a moment. Hang in there.
DrLemur 3 years ago
Hey! Where was the money shot?
throjo 3 years ago
ha ha, a happy accident there. Not sure I've done Sears a favour though.
DrLemur 3 years ago
Is this your entry for a videographer's job at the Discovery Channel?
IAGuy06 3 years ago
It's about time they retire Attenborough for some younger blood I think.
DrLemur 3 years ago
you should replace david attenborugh
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IAGuy06 3 years ago
Hilarious LOL :)
Rock on! ♫♫♪ ♫♪♪
Rockguitarnow 3 years ago
Magibon song in the background...That stuffed toy has been violated... :-O
VioletKitty411 3 years ago
I am in a house with 3 cats atm - you wouldn't believe what happens here - good to see you around my friend
StylidiumLane 3 years ago
God.. that sounds quite scary indeed. I don't think I want to know what happens over there.. Please hold back on your video responses.. :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
funny vid, hope it goes viral.
econchino 3 years ago 2
This was beautiful.
And by beautiful I mean hot.
Wait, what?
DentonUSA 3 years ago
*awkward silence*
DrLemur 3 years ago
Mwahahahaha...very funny. Though, you are concerning me a little!!! Too many meters read maybe? ;-)
Captjono26 3 years ago
Some guys like a big butt, yours seems to like a big head :-)
HellaciousOne 3 years ago
LMAO!! Wat a strange kitty lol. Hilarious video! that sounds like the Magibon song tune by fatblueman! lol ttyl
WildRebecca 3 years ago
Happy Kitty Cat! LOLOLOLOLOL! Dr Lemur, you know you love to watch this!!!!!!
lolololololol Laughing my ASS OFF!
SandyCheeks68 3 years ago
Lol my cat does the same damng thing
juanmisimo 3 years ago
I'm so glad the cat knows which way is forward :p Lol awesome!
brojoghost 3 years ago
Remarkable sense of instinctual positionment isn't it?
DrLemur 3 years ago
If anything, it's disrespectful to huskies.
FlowCell 3 years ago 2
lol I never even considered that party. The inuits may take offense by association too. (although I don't think they have internet.)
DrLemur 3 years ago
Wow, that kitten got big fast!
elDesaparecida 3 years ago
Lovely! Smart cats!
msscience 3 years ago
Point well taken, but what does this say of the filmmakers psyche? hmmm.
dhshush 3 years ago
Lets not analyze that one either :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
Interspecies / interobject breeding attempt.
Poor pussy got pwnd!
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
Eww. Presumably he thinks it's another cat? Maybe the fur is very cat-like or something.
AmateurAstronaut 3 years ago
Maybe it's best not to analyze it too deeply :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
OMG LMMFAO that cat looks just like my Cat :) LMAO WOW My cat never does that :) Thank god :) LOL
Aceswolf 3 years ago
Yeah it's not the ideal table-side image when you have dinner guests I can tell you.
DrLemur 3 years ago
Haahahaahaa..doin it with a stuffed dog instead of the real thing, sounds like safe-sex to me!
gilligan369 3 years ago
It's natures contraceptive. :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
I'm not sure intercourse happening all the time is such a depressing thought. Kids being born into bad circumstances is.
I much pretty animals going after plush toys instead of human knees, foots and faces!
ghostwise 3 years ago
I love the losing balance, falling over parts. :) and the description is gold.
I think once you add animals into the equation, intercourse is probably every single moment around the globe.
ghostwise 3 years ago
A depressing thought in a way :) I think your definitely right there though Chris, although here I was referring more specifically to animals having sex with plush toys and other inanimate objects.
DrLemur 3 years ago
Ah, the wholesome and natural act of plush sodomy. I think I feel a song coming on!
Magnulus 3 years ago
poor cat, trying so hard, just ending up with nothing but a confused look and a concern about what Dan is doing filming this.
Now that the toy is the cats "bitch", I guess the toy will be either discarded or included in the cats basket.
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Oh it's in the cat's basket alright.. Try to disenfranchise him of the toy or his God-given right to have sex with it and you get attacked and angrily meeowed at. It's not a pretty scene man. Trust me.
DrLemur 3 years ago
LOL!!!!! I just LOVED this! Jack does the same thing, or TRIES, with me! And he gets the same confused look on his face like your cat had at the end...it's like...ummm, WHY am I doing this? Huh? What...?
Illuminatta 3 years ago
Good lord.. At least Ninja doesn't try this on humans. I think your correct. The confused face does seem to encompass the question of why.. how did my life come to this.. and.. will this be posted on the internet?
DrLemur 3 years ago
LOL!! Is Ninja fixed? Jack is...and that's where the confusion comes from for him!
Illuminatta 3 years ago
Yes Ninja has been fixed right up. It doesn't stop him though. He'd attempt to sodomize the dog if he could get up there to do the job.. and he wouldn't give a tall whisker if it was socially acceptable in the cat world or not.
DrLemur 3 years ago
A vet told me that even though they are fixed, they can smell a female in heat a mile away, and it can trigger that behavior, even though they don't know what it's for. It provides me with plenty of hilarity. I can see it does the same for you. I have to try the stuffed toy with Jack, now. Maybe he'll leave me alone! LOL
Illuminatta 3 years ago
Hahaha that is just too good
macked 3 years ago