Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 3]

[wockynerd]

Fuck yeah, represent for George Takei!

[taureleafsilver]

I NEED "Physics for Poets" because I am a TheatreFag moron.

I wish I was being sarcastic, but I am SO TERRIBLE at anything involving numbers I failed collage math TWICE.

[skoalwinter92]

weed

[chattychar]

physics for poets was the best comedy standup ever. clearly explains my courseload at a college back west. i was a theater arts major. my first year they had a freshmn. interest group. they took us and put us in a group according to our major and you would all take the same classes together so you could study together. to try to get some of our gen eds out of the way the first yr, they had us take some science classes. we would meet in the dorm lobby and discuss how 'it all related' to theater.

[juanANDsebastian]

um.... i typed i da niggest

[thegauntlet90]

i know what courtney loves, cupcakes!! baaaaaaaaaagabaaaaaa

[Preator]

"Physics for Poets" describes my fucking University career in a nutshell. "Are the political whims of Obama much like the duplicitous diatribes of Milton's Satan character?"

[nosoup4u021495]

If you like the physics for poets part, check out the SNL skit called "The Welshly arms"

[jackal59]

@Accisma Kill yourself if you must, but I just laughed as hard at that as I did at the clip (which means the animals all ran and hid in another part of the house a second time).

[SouthernPoint52]

On our planet, Arnold Schwartezenager runs California

Torture is legal

And spinach is poison

do do dodilodido do do do

[SouthernPoint52]

On our planet, Arnold Schwartezenager runs California

Torture is leagal

And spinach is poison

do do dodilodido do do do

[Athils]

Wow. You don't hear a "Three Musketeers" reference every day.

[WillShakespeare2007]

This guy is one of the funniest human being I have ever come across. I wish I could discover laughter like this every day of my life. Instead of the pain and misery that can only subside with the death of another victim.

[vent0lin616]

I think he might've meant to say Mars when he mentioned the red planet...

[jluzin]

Who's the fucker that disliked this?

[wiiagent]

Shatner is the best character in STAR TREK of ALL TIME! :D

[poeticjournalism]

lmao this guy is easily one of my top comedians ever now, and I'm not even done with my first oswalt album

[Montork]

ive just been informed that sulu fires the lazes on the uss enterpize.

[coldbedsheets]

its cool how this video doesn't have any thumb downs.

[SapphireCrusader]

1:01-1:08 needs to be a ring tone. Awesome!!!

[limbdarkening]

What school did he go to that 'creates well-rounded adults?'

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@limbdarkening No school. No school requires education in science that equals education in in the humanities. Well rounded is a lie.

[sleepingtrinity]

i too, am an english major, and i also have to take "physics for poets"

what bullshit.

i don't understand why you need to force kids in one major to take classes completely unrelated to that major.

i think it's just a scam to make you have to stay in college longer and pay more tuition, because if i didn't have to deal with all this math and science bullshit, i could easily be done with college in 2-3 years.

[Blink182plus44equ226]

@sleepingtrinity Wow an english major, how useful. Enjoy your meaningless life of teaching highschool while your book goes unpublished again.

[sleepingtrinity]

@Blink182plus44equ226 i appreciate your cynicism, but i'm actually planning on being a mechanic, so i'm way ahead of you there.

[Blink182plus44equ226]

@sleepingtrinity Ah, your English Degree is helping you get into vo-tech school?

[sleepingtrinity]

@Blink182plus44equ226 my dad's a mechanic, so he's already taught me everything about cars. i'm planning on working at the garage he works at.

[Phyoomz]

@sleepingtrinity lol, u seem to be forgetting a school is also a business (and from your comment I'm sure you been forced into a business class or two) so let's refresh...what's the number 1 goal of a business again???

[Brianthesuperdog]

Paris Hilton had been eaten by Wolves! hahaaaA! Love Oswalt.

[signinname41]

I love this story, because it shows how different nerds can be. After all, everyone in the classroom is a nerd/geek. It 's just that the professor is a very different kind of nerd than the students. Even though they're all nerds, the professor probably has more contempt for the "English queers" than a non-nerd would. It's like a nerd dipole.

[Laramas]

It's so weird to hear Bush jokes when they were current at the time. Still funny, and it makes me feel better about how things are today. :)

[JohannaPatterson]

Whats the best way to find mp3iffy to download this mp3? Someone told me to google mp3iffy.

[PwningTehNoobs]

lmao i want to sit in a bath tub and open up a cupple o veins

[XX999xXXx]

Patton conflates English majors with nerds in the science story. English majors study literature, we read books. We don't dance around garages swinging fake swords. Nerds do that, and other odd things, like cataloging Darth Obi FIsher's weaponry in "Star Trek Special All-Laser Digest Vol. 78." They waste their intelligence on hobbies instead of developing original ideas, seeking an academic discipline, or anything useful. They are also robotic and almost impossible to talk to.

[pdusk44]

@XX999xXXx Fuck off troll, you dick! go watch more Britney Spears you fag!

[Tony2826]

@XX999xXXx You really need to take that stick out of your ass.

Most English majors are nerds, to one degree or another. Most just don't express it to that degree.

[Montork]

oh god you had sulus back holms! geeks represent!

[besayewich]

COURTNEY LOVES CUPCAKES!!

[anthonyc3po]

there are dick jokes on the way

[mastercko]

I am sitting at my desk and literally crying because that Best Week Ever section is so f'ing hilarious.

[TooMuchTooFast69]

it is a gem love this guy.

[reeftanks1]

@bohdan1997- cerberus isn't spelled like syrup you maple minded fuck

[Shotgunnova]

"maple-minded" is hyphenated, you backwoods ingrate. =)

[reeftanks1]

i also didn't capitalize cerberus or use a period and syrup should have had quotes you chapped marmoset foreskin :p

[KraftyTheHatter]

@Shotgunnova And you're a butt-headed stupid-brain-numb-moron-liquou­r-cabinet.

[Shotgunnova]

@KraftyTheHatter Don't spread lies about me being a cabinet.

[KraftyTheHatter]

@Shotgunnova I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

[kaosgoblin]

@Shotgunnova LOL!

[signinname41]

@Shotgunnova Tits.

[Applemask]

@Shotgunnova YOUR MOTHER WAS A CREDENZA

[Shotgunnova]

@Applemask That explains why she can hold so much liquor.

[Otacon144]

@Shotgunnova - I love you guys. <3

[Otacon144]

@Applemask I love you guys. <3

[bohdan1997]

"is the red planet mercury like the crimson eye of syrubus" rofl hahahaha

[grendelee]

lol syrupus?

[gfuzzy]

Baaaah, ah bah bah.

[Applemask]

BAAAAA BA BAAAAAAA

BAAAA

[metacarpied]

"Sulu fires the phasers!"

GAHAHAHAHA I was thinking that right as he was telling that.

Star Trek is fuckin balls awesome.

[caitlindancer]

Lovely use of "fuckin balls awesome" as a descriptor. *soft applause*

[JoeyBagODonuts612]

cancer of the aids of the leukemia of the eyes

[UJS8X]

Physics for poets! Ooohoohoohooooo....

[cozmicshroomzpro1]

I agree with you shotgunnova, people shouldn't turn this video into a coment festival of political debate.

Enjoy Patton and laugh.

[edgar867]

patton is the first one bringing the topic up my friend, is actually the only aspect i never like of him.

[carlrs15]

Zounds! It's a comment festival! Will there perchance be medieval reenactments?

[happykilojoule]

lol, the music of the spheres!!!

[keggerous]

hahaha this guy is fucking hilarious haha i never knew he pwned so much!! : )

[bungbung13131]

WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOOOOO

[Nitocolus]

I'm an english fan. Note to self: use eye of Cerebus in math.

[drowninginbishie]

Thank goodness, someone with some semblance of a brain.

[videosfromderelix]

jesus is that VH1 thing real? lol i should look that up XP

[o0MyValentina0o]

YES! Star Trek awesomeness, his nerdyness pleases me! lol

[slugworth99]

People discussing politics here:

Shut the fuck up!

If you can't enjoy this man's excellent sense of humor, DON'T FUCKIN LISTEN.

[Fill731]

amen

[Shotgunnova]

I'd appreciate it if you don't turn my channel into some sort of politico pissing match.

[Shotgunnova]

Plenty of viewers don't feel the need to espouse their political views, and can enjoy the comedy for what it is. Arguing over this crap just snowballs it out of control and detracts from the real fun: Patton's awesomeness.

[edgirallenjoe29]

Your an idiot.

[slugworth99]

Hell yes!

Shotgunnova should be praised for spreading the Gospel of Oswalt.

All others arguing over politics should be castrated, hung, and fed to the werewolves!

[thisisparta998]

@Shotgunnova its nice to see people that still think

[videosfromderelix]

you people could look at pickle and say it justifies political discussion XP

[Commenterofvids]

I love this guy, but I hate his polotics. Bush could have never put a stop to 911. No one saw it comming, but the CLINTON administration could have stopped it. Sorry to go politcal... good comical album.

[schwab27]

Bush and his administration were actually warned of the attacks days in advance. The only way the Clinton administration could have "stopped" it is if they had gone Falcon Punch to Flight 11.

[Commenterofvids]

They were not warned that it would hit the towers.. they were told OF an attack that could POSSIBLY happen SOMEWHERE in the united states. It did not specify where. There was not a whole lot they could do. Clinton could have gotten Bin Ladin when he had a chance back during his presidency but he didn't. Thus making all of this shit, his fault.

[aximaroriginals]

I love this guy! Patton Oswalt is the most cynical pesssimistic adorable ball of negativity :]

[RubyCosmos]

Yep. I went to the same college he did. And while I guess I missed Physics for Poets by a few years, the idea of it having been taught at my alma mater doesn't surprise me one bit. I almost wish I coulda taken it, out of sheer masochistic curiosity.

[publicdrunkeness]

cancer of the aids!!!  lmfao!

[hnSforthewin]

patton oswalt has got to be my favorite comedian. every time i watch this i laugh my ass off

[ToruKun1]

"If she could get Cancer of the AIDS of the Leukemia of the eyes that would be awesome; if like a biker could fuck that into her skull--" "All right, funnyman Patton Oswalt, let's go to the Sizzler." XDD

[MH5]

I would have gone more with "Paris Hilton can read and write?! That's news to me!"

[thisissparta999]

i know what courtney loves.. cupcakes baa ge baa. aahh baa well i guess she isn't in the heroin sheik anymore.. i guess heroin has frosting on it. baaa ah baa baa LOL

[olivemike81]

So much righteous anger!!! I love it!!! "She's a cunt who should die of AIDS...Long as she dies of AIDS that's cool with me.

[WhoseLineFanXD]

"And you can ask questions like, 'Is the red planet Mercury like the Crimson eye of Cerebus???'" ROFLMAO

[BIGEC2525]

whatever dartanian, just sit the fuck down

[SunsetSolstice]

@WhoseLineFanXD "Whatever D'Artagnan, just sit the fuck down. Let's just get you through this."

[Mr357Magnum]

@WhoseLineFanXD

XD Been thinking of that all day.

[Greenstarluigi]

She's a cunt who should die of aids..as long as she gets aids its fine by me man

[butt17sex]

patton wins.

[shponglerox]

best week never

[ProkofievFanatic]

Physics for poets!

[thisissparta999]

she's a cunt who should die of aids! ha ha ha haa ok

[Trystaticus]

patton is a legend

[AntonioAntares]

Patton is by far the coolest, most talented nerd ever!

[countpopethe3rd]

@AntonioAntares you forget the vlogbrothers!

[VampireofEpicness]

@AntonioAntares Look up spoonyone :3