Retromercial: Cadbury Flake (1969)

[phoen99rising]

I just wanna hit the 0:01 mark & watch her lick her lips over & over.

[thisherecat2]

Is she peeling back a foreskin?

[mpmpm]

dbodiford wrote:

"I don't understand what all this nonsense about sex is - all of your minds are in the gutter. (..) and you all have to make it into something dirty!"

I agree that people make the association with sex at many posts, but YOU are the one who says sex is dirty. YOU are the one who says that when you think of sex, the mind is in the gutter.

Sex is not dirty & does not belong in the gutter. Sex is natural. Almost everyone does or watches it.

[janmarbol]

what the flake!

[twizteetye]

lol keep pressing 5

[Nightbird87]

Went to a beach in Cornwall where they were selling ice cream with a Cadbury flake in it. It was good, but not THAT good! :)

[RagingUtai]

i wish i was that flake

[cheshirecatsaira]

SHE HAS A HUGE BULGE ON HER PANTS ITS A MAN !!!!!!LOOK AT THE END PEOPLE

[janmarbol]

@cheshirecatsaira I know! I noticed the bulge too LOL

[wiggo4]

great ad. i'm gunna favourite this clip and use it when i'm on a promise from the wife

[brianisbs]

I need some new shorts...

[Tubeology]

The KY jelly "Yours and Mine" commerical's grandma :D

[allyourmaze]

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[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

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[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

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[priapus56]

What are you lot talking about? In the 1960's the thought of putting a cock into a girl's mouth didn't even occur to most people in Britain!!!!!!

[lago4]

At 0:12...sexual innuendo in 3...2...1

[Unhalfbricked]

Don't know if there was a storm about it but Mary Whitehouse vowed never to eat chocolate again

[ReadBelowHere]

i just saw this on a documentary about chocolate and i was laughing so hard

[jenzeppelin]

one of my favourite chocolate bars. i can only get them at the Bulk Barn in the part of Canada in which i live.

[guyfincham]

her face when she unwraps it - such a porno face - amazed

[miguelmouta]

Oh boy ! Oh ho ho !...

[grimaces]

fold upon fold of creamy wet ...

[sexyfi]

jaysus

[luxtron]

"fold upon fold" that is just too much LMAO

[funygirl38]

I've had one of those, last time I was in canada..not bad..love the imagery though...i'm sure it worked and plenty of men were sold on the bar...

[LikaLaruku]

That's not subliminal, that's in-your-face.

[gomesbascoy]

hahah yeah!

[RK6318]

Maybe they should consider a 40th anniversary remake!

[grantapuslafsalot]

This is funny!

[mdumas43073]

Ladies, I don't know about Flake but if you want to enjoy *a* flake, I'm always available...

WOO HOO!!!

[Elle2897]

Looks like Sarah Brightman

[palasta]

And that was in 1969...

[sophiewilliam]

who's the actor for this ad? any known?

[xXTHEWHITE50CENTXx]

jannis something

[Chunderbawz]

care to explain the horse anyone?

[mazon111]

gorgeous girl

[smedley]

the flake looks almost exactly like a mans cock! good god!

[ferahl]

u have a strange cock then my fiend

[P4pJokerBits]

How can u link this ad to porn? I just don't see it, u must all just be really horny or something. The ad under the title 'Cadburys flake ad' is alot dirtier, she uses her tongue when she takes a bit and then starts stroking her body lol i remember seeing a programme about it and the actress doesnt know why she used her tongue lol

[swanny812]

whats a horse got to do with it

[Lookinland]

A male horse has a big one and thats why some men are called 'stud'

[MikeCoMac]

cock sucking FTW! poop!

[xXxXBurntIceXxXx]

WTF do they put acid in it or sumthin? lolz

[ShineyBryony]

Lol probably :P

[Inabiff]

i am disgusted by such filth,i am to flag this clip as its giving me a throbbing bell end.

[Jazutti]

I genuinely believe things were done much more innocently then - there was far less access to hardcore porn, so perhaps people just weren't as attuned to the suggestive nature of the ad.

[olsenal]

i was 19 when this ad came out, i remember it being suggestive to me and i had never seen porno.

[Jazutti]

Well, 19-year-olds have pretty fertile imaginations. Do you remember if this ad generated a media storm at the time?

[olsenal]

No not really, if the connection to oral sex was made by the media they didnt seem to find it newsworthy, it was a bit like the song "puff the magic dragon" most people thought it was about a dragon not about smoking weed.

[joyfulyes]

What? "Puff" was about smoking...Marijuana? What? You don't say! LOL

[moomoomoomzq]

that is disturbingly much like a porn film...

[laesperanzapaz]

whos the girl?

[thelonewayfarer]

i don't think i will ever eat flake again, not with this in my mind

[Karmoon7]

PROOF:

Women only need chocolate and horses.

[Webins]

Ha ha ha ha!

Those advertisement guys sure knew what they were doing with this commercial.

[burlearth]

did the horses cock fall apart like the flake?

[mignonhenne]

flake -it 's like getting a HEAD start to the day.lol.

[54spiritedwill54]

You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a Flake.

[trinitymike]

That 'chick' has a package

[migit999]

wot a gay voice..

[newagent]

Bloody hell, from the moment she unwraps it!

[apislapis]

Earlier still, from the moment she licks her bottom lip! It's no coincidence it was made in '69 and as for the horse I bet it was hung like a Cadbury's flake. Tasty bird too...mmm.

[uranoba]

That Flake is just superimposed a huge black mans cock - that dirty slag!

[GoonerAli]

#69

[johann99]

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I often put phallic objects sensually into my mouth while thinking about a horse.

[mignonhenne]

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I often put a horse into my mouth while thinking about phallic objects sensually .

[Blusage08]

HAHAHA

They were even MORE BLATANT in the 60's.

Could she look any more like she is give head or what !

[brucey1970]

Now theres some bird called joss stone doing it who thinks she is a black yank.

The old ones are the good one.

What year was the blonde one who married Queens drummer anyone know?

[playgirlc]

i find it very dubious that she's looking at that flake, about to give it a blow job, and then she's walking along with that horse.

or maybe it's just my mind...

[delirous8]

Joss Stone is now doing the ad.

[soundseeker63]

I know, and its lame, considering this came out nearly 40 years ago. so bland and dissapointing.

[delirous8]

I know right and all that hype. All she did was just her dull ass voice to promote it.

[soundseeker63]

This is the best flake ad I think.

I love her expression just before and as she's unwrapping it lol!!! Hmm wonder what she's thinking of??

[uranoba]

'Fold upon fold of creamy milk clocolate' Yeah - especially when you try and ram it down your throat like someone's cock - that dirty slag!

[cheshirecatsaira]

@uranoba hahaha i keep laughing at the "dirty slag" comments lmao

[bacteriaburger]

Look at the package on that chick

[whispperson]

LOL

[uranoba]

an advert for sucking someone's cock - that dirty slag

[mikemb123]

the most obvious blowjob I've ever seen!!

[ReallyAmBored]

It probably took a few takes to stop laughing (00:07).  Wonder what Mary Whitehouse had to say about it? lol

[Pux77]

Get out of the gutters you perverts! Maybe she just reeeeallly likes Flakes?

[uranoba]

To get that effect that obviously superimposed that flake over someone's big fat cock!

[elaiganor]

how cheesey...

[CelticReject]

00:15! wonderful

[chrisman737]

Incredible! Apart from the obvious (gosh, it's practically porn!) a horse is often a visual representation of repressed sexual desires finally running free. Ah, fold after fold!

[sirbadman]

that is the hottest woman that ever existed. a time machine cannot be invented quickly enough.

[alternity28]

I think some Cadbury Creme Egg goo squirted out of that flake!

[popsixx]

WHERE DID THAT HORSE COME FROM

[roisincasey]

oh my GOD!

[nmitchell98405]

fold upon fold?

[DrMontague]

I never seen a similar advert with a man eating a flake suggestively!

[dbodiford]

I don't understand what all this nonsense about sex is - all of your minds are in the gutter. The woman was enjoying a simple chocolate bar and you all have to make it into something dirty! Personally I like my Flake nice and melted. Unfortunately my microwave and oven aren't working - guess I will have to use my hands to warm it and melt it. I hope you all will excuse me...

[DrMontague]

Advertiser often used sexual innuendo to sell products. Innuendo 1. an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature.

E.g. Smoke the right pipe tobacco and lots of women will run after you and want to have sex with you. Remember St. Bruno adverts?,Lamb's Navy Rum adverts? Sexual imagery has always been a powerful force in some lines of advertising and it works!

[HighwayCinema]

You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a Flake.

[limeyosu]

who says sex doesnt sell!

[sundaeg1rl]

Good old phallic Flakes being fellated...

[danbit5]

no wonder i liked 99ners when i was young:)

[Kodachrome945]

I like the music from 0:10 to 0:15

[logan3030]

I could be wrong, it could just be the lighting, but at the 29th second of this ad, is that camel toe????

[Oppdal77]

lol camel toe.

Think you're right though

[fed0]

Dang!

[MISSkitchy]

OMG! Look at the size of that Flake!

[maraujo1984]

Sexy, but vulgar!

[053bss]

I know what this is, it's Deep Throat!!! As soon she putas the flake in her mouth, it's cut with images of horses galloping in the seafoam. Orgasmic!!

[Strongsad38001]

What's that thing when it fades out of the beach scene? Something fades in and out quickly. I can't tell what it is.

[dirtysnowflake13]

then there's the horse an obvious symbol of female orgasm...

[doctorrkeats]

Near-identical version was produced in Australia around the same time - will post it when I get a chance...

[mononokehime316uk]

only if you have a dirty mind lol

[ffa14]

The innuendos attached to this commercial don't bear thinking about!!!.

[radamail]

Ok, now that was a little TOO much intimacy with a candy bar.

[buckaroobanzai84]

This ad came from a great site called TV Ark.

It's blatant porn!!!

Filth!!!

[chao1987]

Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

[Ostagazuzulum]

How exactly is it gay?

[chao1987]

Nov 1969 UK colour tv went on air

[keenmustard]

November 15th 1969 for ITV (commercial channel) and BBC1. July 1st 1967 for BBC2 (limited colour service at first - "full colour" from 2nd December.

[chao1987]

good advert

[willstheway]

its like having sex with a horse

[sleestack]

flake is great. I get it at a uk expat store..

[Ihatetomie]

I've had that candy bar before, it tastes like what a horse smells like

[Catracks]

I can only imagine what the director was saying ...

[TheEndAsWeKnowIt]

It might have been something like, "Just remember your audition."

[jorani]

Man that chocolate tastes great. They are still around but rarly you can find them

[Applemask]

Poor Canada.

[Paulosoy]

so subliminal,and they show twice the girl putting the chocolate into her mouth.Its strange to advertise food on black and white, they already had color in 69.

[bajkfhbaukh4eqd]

She was pretty hot in her prime; I'd have jumped her back in 'the day'. :)

Now? yeech!!!

[morusa777]

she should be bout around 50,60 yrs old by now LOL

[electrogeek77]

She looks like she's eating wood.

Heh. Wood.

[wolflame]

She´s Hot!!!

[Zzzy]

Ouch! You promised no teeth!

Love,

Cadbury