A Fistful Of Face Crap.

[sarah1ooo1]

Fuck sake ! the reason you have three because you tube is a c**t

sorry

[sarah1ooo1]

Zovirex. Apparently you put this on when you feel a first 'tingling'? and it will prevent the sores from happening. This is a product advertised in the uk with a pretty girl wearing a motorcycle helmet. Apparently it works.

Your welcome

Zovirex or Zovirax

[sarah1ooo1]

zovirex. apply it when you feel the first tingle and it will prevent an outbreak. Apparently, according to the advertisements in the uk with the pretty girl on the motorbike who takes her helmet off and smiles....scab free at the man she is delivering to. ZOVIREX seems to work pretty well from what i have heard.

[sarah1ooo1]

zovirex. apply it when you feel the first tingle and it will prevent an outbreak. Apparently, according to the advertisements in the uk with the pretty girl on the motorbike who takes her helmet off and smiles....scab free at the man she is delivering to. ZOVIREX seems to work pretty well from what i have heard.

[Projoiner1]

Whore blossoms....

[cooksterz]

the shame, it only makes you stronger! LOL "Monday" - filled with bastards! Frikkin genius!

[TerranMetal]

Wow, this video has to be your BEST content yet.... this humour is ABSOLUTE GOLD!

[kvellers]

Next time your herp..... I mean cold sores come around try wearing a burqa. That would'nt draw any attention to your mouth area. It might get you stoned. But no one would be looking at that mouth.

Wear pretty slippers.

[j0hnwi11iams]

At least it's cold sores and not stretch marks around your lips.

[analiasahotmail]

Dude, can't you get a fucking tube of Topical Acyclovir for that? My God.... No doctor with a soul would allow your suffering to continue. (perhaps if you lament your financial status, you can score some free sample size ointments)

I suffer with you.

=)

=)

[MBRHIndustries]

I think Monday: Filled with Bastards has a nice ring to it.

[Pathogen82]

Oh Sean you old chessnut. You ever thought of getting into theatre? You should do some Shakespeare, and don't worry about the cold sores they give you more character . LOL

Namaste.

[homesickalienpoet]

I am reality man touching the Sea gull within...

Cold sore man lives!

Love yr vids Sean, Your asshole is like a mouth at the top of your legs!

Being human CAN be fun! Until all the stuepides ruin it, at least...

[dotheworldafavour]

"you only have to have something slightly wrong with you and your a fucking hero!" TOTALY RIGHT

i mean look at jade goody

[seanbedlam]

LOL!

[mastermike666]

You get coldsores from kissing sluts, right? - mm666

[analiasahotmail]

no, you get it when from your infected relatives who insist on kissing you when you are too young and weak to fight them off.

That's what I figure on anyway. I was getting cold sores at age 2, so that's my explanation. I'm GLAD Grandmother is DEAD so she can't spread her disease anymore.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I'm losing my hair and I intend to write an international bestseller about it "The Bald Armageddon - One Man's Battle Against Receding Hairline".

[amadpianist]

I have a real coldsore

[manicattack08]

to take the attention off your cold sores, you must walk around with your dick hanging out.

this is the only guaranteed solution.

besides, the sores down there are probably much larger

[penguinworm]

Genital herpes and facial herpes are different strains.

[carolperez]

the seagull within good

[dkittv]

You put fake cold sores on your mouth to give yourself character didn't you?

[XaneCrazy]

you're retarded aren't you? see i can assume as well as you can ;)

[dkittv]

Not retarded but joking... I mean, why would someone put fake cold sores on? It doesn't make any sense!

[jamesmorgandavies]

Pustules are like a comedy mulligan ... just ask those wacky medieval minstrels! They used to knock 'em dead with bubo jokes - a much easier feat in the time of the Black Death (aka The 14th Century's Delete Fucking Everyone).

[junkienet]

Sean, you still look hot baby !

:-P

Hope it gets better for you in a few days sweetie

LOZ.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

You are a brave brave man. My heart goes out to you.

[fireflyfilms]

Ahh sean, I miss the old days of the extremely low bitrate sound, no colour and wobbly video track. BRING IT BACK!

[JamesCalico]

All I could do... was stare at the cold sore... and stare at it... i didn't even really follow the video... everything you said was white noise... but the only word i heard was the word "herpes" being repeated again and again

[21stCenturyCat]

great video Crusty! ;)

[slctdmbntwrx]

That was just a pile of stupid, what happened? You need to lay of the sauce bro. ACID ^_^

[mikma]

mikma was here

[ChristopherMast]

Handsomeness tax. Nice .

[legalass17]

A picture of you touching your seagull...now I would pay to see that! ;)

[whiskerchild]

Don't worry about it.... ur still cute

[PredatorKillsAlien]

Wow...that last part at the end made me laugh pretty hard.

[UnfamousJames]

You need a siq mustache to cover those scabs.

[Elaina43]

Troop on, Sean!

[seanbedlam]

I'll bravely find a way to be brave on the field of bravery, Elaina.

[LongIslandEddie]

Bravery? Sean, I just know that you'll find it! Buck up, mate.

[crazywheels18]

hey douche, im in a wheelchair.....

No Im just messing with you! I thought it was funny. You rock.

[GGman21]

LOL... Loved the little tune at the end there. Still chuckling at that. :)

[Xakryn]

I hate cold sores, I use carmex, works pretty well. better than a blow torch anyways, and slightly less painful.

[downhill240]

I couldn't help it. I rated this vid 5, yes 5 cold sores! LOL

[queenwinterkat]

blessed not to be a member of the cold-sore community

[analiasahotmail]

By the age of 40, 90% of the human population has been exposed to it.

You probably already have it.....it's just waiting for an opportunity to come say hello to your face!

LOL

[jStrat7]

coldsore martyr.

it's alright. sean bedlam washes lepers for jesus.

that's memoir material.

[PardonMyZinger]

Sir Bedlam... you are awesome...

Okay my next blog post shall be titled "Monday, Filled With Bastards!" even if it isn't monday.

Salutes!

TOUCHING THE SEAGULL WITHIN!!!!

[accidentcat]

We love you, coldsores or not >.> when you start looking like a computer nerd, then we will reject you!!!!!!! REJECT!

[truvelocity]

Oh yah, huh. L-lysine does work. It is a natural enzyme from whole raw plant foods.

[truvelocity]

Get that little expensive tube, in Australia, I don't know the brand name, but spend the 20 bucks, use it, and it will go away faster.

[RillyMonsterZero]

I put it on HD at gfirst and then it was about coldsores i switch it back to SD.

dont want to see them. they fuckin freak me out Because:.

eairlyer this year i meet the most perfect girl in the sense that she was wayy more attractive then me, bigg properly shapped tits and russsian. She was sweetheart.

 had date sexed like crazy And the following weekend i saw her she caught COLDSORES...=(

and that was it. I stopped seeing her. couldnt risk gettin sumthing permint like that

[grumpychuck]

You have herpes....mmm.....

[OSBishop]

I laughed my self silly on this: Monday, filled with Bastards

[LaughingUpwards]

coldsores...again?

[RealArcalian]

This may be the funniest video you've ever done. Not the best or most insightful, but for damn sure the funniest.

[Ozfromak]

You've stirred MY seagull within.

I don't know if that makes me gay for you, or if it just means you roused my amusement-monster, but either way is alright with me.

Wanna get some dinner?

[profsmith]

I'm gonna watch this video on a loop the next time I get a cold sore breakout and am waiting for the abreva to take effect.

[nuclearnight]

I had a few on my upper lip once. Your bravery is inspiring, damn it's painful & you can't eat anything.

at least it keeps the fat away.

[artworkslive]

i do believe you've just single handedly invented the world's new favorite pastime: ending every sentence with the words, "with scabs."

"honey, how about some hot sex with scabs?"

"this milk tastes sour with scabs."

"i like romantic evenings by the fire and long walks on the beach with scabs."

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Not the seagul within. Must come up with a title for my book on living with ears that stick out.

[DoctorMeh]

Laser Monkey 9000

[undiesinabunch]

Ear surgery, or otoplasty, is usually done to set prominent ears back closer to the head or to reduce the size of large ears.

[mungojorie]

valtrex(brandname in the US) works miracles!

[youhadmeathello29]

I'm think oral sex for some reason. You're a giver...and i dig that. Wear mouth herpes like a fucking badge of honor!

[eiephants]

Not to be a smarty pants but oral herpes is a completely different virus than genital herpes so feel free to touch your mouth and your genitals with the same hand, or give someone else's genitals a good rustling. They skies the limit! Don't let other people tell you that you have a handicap. :)

[mungojorie]

hsv-1= more common in mouth area.

hsv-2=more common on genitals

HOWEVER, both can be transferred during an outbreak..so, no, don't give anyone a genital rustling.

[zndprophet]

Sean just inspired me to write a book about my struggles living with a nose that is slightly disproportionate to the rest of my face.

[merlin4012]

Lovely.

[supervillan]

Touching the segul within ! XD

[EvolvedOutlaw]

genius

[ekb110]

That's hysterical, man! Never thought herpes could be made fun of, but you certainly managed to do just that. No kissing nor oral sex giving for you for a few. Sucks for your lover too. Oh yeah...don't do that thing you can do either--you know that contortion move where you can... yourself...!

[jogayot]

humanities heroization shall be youtubised ;)

[captainDread]

Go take revenge on all the annoying relatives who insisted on kissing you as a kid!!!

[Tilaron]

I got herpes on my eyes once, so I think I can feel for ya ... wjat.

[ninamichelle77]

At least that shit goes away. Try psoriasis, dude. It shit never goes away. No shampoo works, and the pills the FDA approves for it will give you brain cancer. I chose to simply not wear black. Thank God I'm anti-social :o) Thanks for another hilariously presently vid, man.

[undiesinabunch]

Psoriasis is non-contagious so no need to join a leper colony. You probably already know to avoid stress, excessive alcohol consumption, and smoking. You're right not to trust the corrupt FDA especially when it comes to artificial sweeteners.

[gabrielized]

Cold sores - awful - just getting over my Easter one, whereupon I went nowhere I should have gone because of it. gah.

[RyRyVids]

Your the best Australian ever! I wanna fuck you in the ass... cause your mouth is disgusting =]

[lazymornings]

what is the seagul inside!!lol

[aarythmic]

Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Your inner free spirit bird which will be entangled and drowned by the fishnets and pollution of "mankind".

[Wyrdmaven]

Thanks, Seany. I feel much better about the secret shame of my athlete's foot. Yes, I'm a HERO.

[undiesinabunch]

You'd need something more permanent and ostracizeable like toenail fungus that has spread to your fingernails to be considered a HERO.

[marniespeaks]

technically the mouth is a sphincter - the other sphincter

the many way to talk out one's ass, ahh the little duality of life

[hjeremy2222]

* expletives *

[d3leterious]

Whats' with Sean standing in front of that fence time and time again? >_>

[countelmsley]

My guess is he just likes to babble away where no one can hear him...

[sw33tb0y77]

Least you didn't have herpes or something on the top of your dick O_o

The trip to your local whores would have sucked.

[BonesTheCat]

You should have your own church. You waffle shit just like any other minister, or priest, but at least you're fucken entertaining, Mr Herpe Face.

[btbking]

*head asplodes*

[Mattinmotion]

Fuck I was having dinner while watching this. Urgh...

[shannister]

sorry to laugh at your peril..but you always make me giggle. cold sores suck I feel your pain.

take care, (of those lips) shan

[1sidedshape]

praiseworthy, again

[paradise47180]

are cold sores the same as herpes?

[BonesTheCat]

Yes, kinda like someone rubbed their pus leaking BALLS on his face and he sucked.....well, sorta.

I jest.

My missus gets the occasional one. I spray her with disinfectant if she comes near me with one.

I jest, again. Sorta.

[paradise47180]

thats nasty... but I guess it's pretty common. I guess it's not that infectious unless you have blistering sores all over your lips like seany has

[BonesTheCat]

Wow, great arse.

[tyrbolo]

You have to give up smokin' drinkin' and swearin'

til they go away.

It worked for Mark Twain !!

[Perserus]

Your insight is second to none

[StylidiumLane]

Urgh did you have to load this at dinnertime?

[merrycrispness]

technically yes, as it is always dinnertime somewhere.