(NSFW) "For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV" A.K.A. PUSSY EATING 102 [4/19/10]

[habmurger]

pretty little clit

pretty little clit

pretty little clit

pretty

little

clit

[unholyconfessionsxx]

i... i dont know... if srs

[KiraShake]

Hello, I want to play a game. If you look before you will see a video of a man attempting to preform sexual pleasure. you have always scoffed this male for never getting any pussy, but today you will be his pussy to pleasure. to win this game, you must place your finger in the middle of the video player at 2:45. you must keep the finger there and let Chris do what he may. Live or die, your choice. Let the games begin.

[Wark4576]

What an apology. At least it is safe from trolls.

[lordoflakai]

I watched this no problem. sometimes i hate being desensetized. I didn't even laugh. how sad.

[PoissonLihp]

oh

[TheGloryXros]

Yea, he's never gettin any, that's for sure.

[KreepyKat911]

Literally choked on my Pepsi when he took his shirt off.

[Putridprudential]

Is Chris-chan still a virgin ? I'm honestly curious, there's oughta be some cats around his neighbourhood.

[JamesStarkweather]

Keep those vaginas clenched, ladies.

[CorpseTongji]

He frightens me.

He really does.

[B4K4xNi]

I... think I'm a lesbian, now.

[pikatore]

I dare you to put your finger in the middle of the video at 2:20.

[likeriver]

dat shirt... good lord

[justatractgirl]

1:28 who the fuck is honestly calling him

[ryanalf17]

@justatractgirl he definitely set an alarm on his phone.

[SpiffyMcSnazzy]

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO. 

[AriadnesThreadx]

Oh my fucking God

[TheYTChronicles]

Fun starts at 2:20

[TheYTChronicles]

I could only watch this via the corner of my eye, seriously.

[meemememeemee]

This guy is just having a joke...no way is this video serious

[TheYTChronicles]

@meemememeemee Go to CWCki site and have a read.

Actually, don't.

[MegaBigBazooka]

Is that pudge from dota...?

[CKO92]

"That's my cell phone..."

His parole officer calling, maybe? :D

[greenaum]

And the classic bit where he calls her "Ivy"!

I have to ask, was Jackie REALLY the beautiful red-haired girl in the photo on the CWCWiki? Cos DAMN, I'm mentally optimal and I'd smash 10 PS3s to pieces just to sniff her toilet paper. Or was she in fact another obese dude? I has to know, cos I'd actually feel sorry for Chris if that's really her. Actually I wouldn't, his own stupid choice to sit on his arse playing with stations while she was actually offering him china.

[LatestUFOSightings]

@greenaum you are pathetic you know that right?

[greenaum]

@LatestUFOSightings Nope!

[dronehymns]

Lots of fingers.

[IzarRAwr]

I thought I couldn't get any less sexually attracted to males. I was wrong.

[Orayn]

I am experiencing fear on a primal level right now.

[LondoninColouredRain]

Dude.

[usefulidiot227]

The way his eyes light up @2:26 creeps the fuck out of me. And then I kept watching...

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

try to hold your finger in front of his mouth when he starts...you know.

I flinch away every time.

[smile221]

His face from 2:15 to 2:26 is pure nightmare fuel

[TailsFan23]

Okay. I have THE headache. The splitting migraine that makes you wanna puke? Yeah.

Oh god... Gonna go vomit now. seriously.

[alex134219]

I feel like I was just raped

[fdrdevotee]

Considering how many of Chris's videos are romantically themed, I've often found it kind of strange that we've never seen him blush on camera before.

Then I figured it out: blushing implies the capacity to feel shame, which is something that Chris simply doesn't have.

[korynnleefx]

Holy fuck when he revealed the man bra.....I didnt think I was gonna make it

[TheHowks]

Incredible. Just fucking incredible.

[cupfuls]

Tickle yo PUSSAYYY

[MrBlaarghh]

Sports bra...



[TheHowks]

Ahhhhh that's my cell phone hmm...

Are you trying to suggest you have friends Chris? You lying sack of lard.

[Drigoroth]

@TheHowks He obviously set it on a timer.

[TheJinxrr]

@Drigoroth I imagine it was either: 1) A troll, 2) Gamestop calling him about a pre-order purchased with tax payer money, or 3) A troll pretending to be a Gamestop employee.

[Drigoroth]

@TheJinxrr Haha, I like 2)

[skrilldawg]

The one good thing chris spent his money on: That shirt.

The one thing it will never do: Work.

[mryoshi1221]

MOUNT AND DO ME

[berbobloo]

@mryoshi1221 orally

[mryoshi1221]

@berbobloo omfg haha

[fdrdevotee]

I... I feel violated...

[Sabocalypse]

lol he called her ivy by accident

[walkinginsun21]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dannys2222]

@walkinginsun21 EATING PUSSY IS GROSS ....GO SUCK SOME NICE BIG UNCUT COCK OR SOMETHING!

[weds9994]

wjw



[accurrens]

I thought that after 4 years of 4chan I'd been hardened to everything but JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[BigDogJang0]

@accurrens

4 years of 4chan is nothing compared to 7 years of 7chan, and I still can't stand this video.

[GeneralGuy77]

@BigDogJang0 bro ur so hardcore

[dannys2222]

@accurrens U ARE WAY FUCKING CHEAPER THEN THIS VIDEO IS U FUCKED UP BITCH WHORE SLUT!

[beatles2233]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE SPORTS BRA LMFAO

[SHADOWtehULTIMATE]

Imagine this in 3D

[thgodofwar]

@SHADOWtehULTIMATE It would be the best horror experience ever.

[onemoreturn]

It's a matter of time until they start discovering the bodies...

[beatles2233]

I struggled with this, I really did. But some way, somehow, I found a way to masturbate to this.

[spottySTC]

Dear Christian...

YOU ARE CREEPY AND STUPID AS FUCK, YOU'LL NEVER FIND A GIRL, LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE!

Sincerely yours, Troll

[dannys2222]

@spottySTC U SHOULD BE WITH THIS GUY U FUCKING UGLY BITCH ...U AND HIM ARE THE SAME!

[MrsPaul]

Some people practice kissing in the mirror. Chris practices cunnilingus.

(Oh, and I am NEVER drinking Mountain Dew ever again)

[MrsPaul]

It helps if you watch with the sound off. Then it just looks surreal.

[hanchiman]

At 2:46 somehow Chrissy reminds me of Takakazu Abe orgasm face from Kuso Miso Technique by manga artist Junichi Yamakawa.

[XosephirothXo]

OH DEAR MERCIFUL JESUS

Excuse me while I sew my vagina closed Dx

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Chris: "I pray this doesn't fall into the hands of the trolls."

God: "Prayer denied. TROLOLOLOLOL~!"

[chubbm]

... No words ... No words ...

[Wayavas1337]

lolololo.lololololol

[NorrisArt]

WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS WHY DID I WATCH THIS

[dannys2222]

@NorrisArt CAUSE U ARE A FUCKING PORNO FREAK U ASS HOLE!

[littlemissmarina]

oh my god i just had a fucking heart attack at 22

[SoopySnoopy]

twollz

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[MizfitZer0]

He is so obviously trolling the trolls

[CrookedSmirk]

@MizfitZer0 No, it's already been confirmed that he isn't a troll. He acted this way when he was 16, save for the shameless sexual abnormality.

[darkkristian22]

2:22 "im gonna show you some ways i can pleasure you...... owly! 0_0"

[EidolicAria]

OH GOD

[biospherearcadia]

Not Safe For Work...Not Safe For Fucking Sanity

[Christhefireshark]

I automatically kept holding my hands in front of me, as though to shield myself. I couldn't even help it; my survival instinct kicked in.

[Cujucuyo]

OMFG I forgot about the middle of the video, not this again NO NO NO NO!!!

[Cujucuyo]

Man Chris looks so buff, looks like he could lift a Taco with his bare hands!

[Dorminay42]

Is this any more uncomfortable for girls to watch? Because I can't really imagine being any more uncomfortable than I just was. This is worse than three guys one hammer. FAR worse.

[mvsrs]

aspergers always know what feels good in the sex

[WarDamnSEC]

trolling the trolls?

[Skelley1091]

Around 3:00 my eyes exploded to keep from having to look at that hideousness anymore.

[YTPel1337]

Dude...That is such a bad style, lol.

Even if he got a girl, she wouldn't enjoy that shit.

[omgmaddie190]

I wanted to kick him in the face when he did the friggen tounge.

[izzytrip]

3:37 he says he wants ivy but at the end of the video he says i love you jackie

[izzytrip]

wait is this for ivy or jackie? lol

[sporedoutofmymind]

tickle your puthy

[Fhaptastic]

One m0:00re time ;D

[JustineBieberxoxo]

Oh shiii...

How THE FUCK did I end up in this part of YT again?

[mahorosan1]

this kinds proves that chris knows shit about the female anatomy.

[SimonSaysFranklin]

his t-shirt makes me wanna vom!

[kyubiiofrage]

I have stared into the abyss, and it stared back....and wagged its tongue.

[CylindricalWhistle]

Wow, that shirt sure isn't helping you in your anti-gay crusade, Chris.

[BoukenCrimson]

@CylindricalWhistle You should see his Tomgirl videos.

[hyenapeptic]

"Mount and Do Me"

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

Little girls shouldn't watch this.

I think I'm gonna cry.

[TonyBMan]

@CyanidePlaceboEffect Nobody should watch this. BUT I DO IT FOR SCIENCE!

[StupidManRetard]

2:44 (VOMITS) OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[guilphire]

I can't breathe, A SPORTS BRA.

[AmyDoII]

I am throughly scarred for life.

[killBotisKill]

My girlfriend just left me after making her watch this video and take AdulfHitlar's challenge.

She was obviously so impressed with Christian's technique that I no longer hold any value to her.

[MsAckAck]

@AdulfHitlar-I did it, but I can still feel his filth on me.

[FurImmer887]

I hope the trolls send this to his parents and any siblings he may have. Then to his employer.

[kyubiiofrage]

@FurImmer887 This guy hasn;t had a job...like ever, save for a month o two at a Wendys

[SupaMarioX]

Just when I thought the video couldn't get any worse, he takes off his shirt, and look at that, he's wearing a bra. ._.

[jimmyjimbo72]

What a terrible t-shirt.

[SinDawg030]

brb, bashing my skull in on the wall

[Lars0n]

Chris, if you "pushed your tongue" into someone like that you'd be attempting to stick your whole face in there and that's just horrifying.

[MalchikBlue]

TICKLE YO PUSSEHHHH!

[chakramsoldier]

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IN THE HOLY WORLD OF AWKWARD ZOMBIES IS THIS CRAP.

[TheKingofnoob]

Gentlemen, I believe we have found a way to stop the overpopulation for good.

Let's just broadcast this video all over the world and no one will ever want to have sex again.

[dacianavamp]

@AdulfHitlar Through much cringing and groaning, I manged to get through the game. I've wiped my finger on my pants leg repeatedly, and I can still feel his ghost tongue.

[jaxamoto]

man...this is by far one of the saddest videos of his. I know he's an ignorant old prick and all, but man...not only does he fake-vag-forplay, but also shows his man-boob sports bra? Damn....pretty hard to watch. And I've seen (without looking away) that video of the guy who takes a glass bottle up his ass and breaks it in his butt hole....this was worse.

[TonyBMan]

@jaxamoto yeah, the saddest thing is you know the bottle guy can just get his asshole fixed at the hospital....in chris-chan's case nothing can fix him....he's even worse no than he was before.

[jaxamoto]

@TonyBMan Is he still making videos?? I must see!! I never see any updates on his channel.

[JoeyBang16]

fuck i was eating pizza when i watched that

[YesImACunt]

Am I the only one who got turned on by this? Y'all are just scared to admit it. You liked it.

[cunningire]

@YesImACunt By being turned on, do you mean my uterus ran away in terror?

[PurpleStorm8]

WTF is wrong with this pervert!?!

[TheKwistazHaderach]

Press 6

[foof811]

He's Missing the Mustard-Stained Wifebeater. That would be more fitting to his personality, unless that Mount and Dew me shirt means he is a closet case.

[LeelaDebris]

Tickle your pussy lmao

[JeffroTV]

Mount and Dew me! lmfaoooo! God damn.

[Jordon878]

What is vannessa hudegson that chick from that high school musical movie.

And if so chris is lying through is teeth so everything he says is a lie.

[AduIfHitIar]

heres a game:

go to 2:40

put your index finger where chris's mouth is...

see if you can keep it there till 3:20 without looking away...

prize: 1000 internets

2000 internets for doing it with your dick...

[MajorMotionMatt]

@AduIfHitIar I seriously tried. Seriously did. But I lasted only six seconds. And now I need to pray and shower or something...

[Popanator2010]

@AduIfHitIar I was able to do it. I just giggled!

[NarutoDisturbed]

@AduIfHitIar :(

[PowerIsOwnage]

@AduIfHitIar CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[videogamenostalgia]

@AduIfHitIar If you're a woman, 3000 internets for doing it with your nipple, and 10,000 internets for doing it with your actual vagina...

[satinsguard]

@AduIfHitIar Where's my 2000 internets?

[AduIfHitIar]

@satinsguard damn it, thought nobody could do it...

*gives 2000 internets*

[CompakNess]

@AduIfHitIar So i was reading your comment there while watching the video and i actually tried it around the 2:36 mark, genuinely not expecting what'll happen despite the title.Once it started I was frozen.horrified at what was happening After bailing at 3:09 i washed my hands.

[jaxamoto]

@AduIfHitIar XD I can't do it! It's too much!!

[jaxamoto]

@AduIfHitIar omg seriously...it's like I can feel it on my finger even if I look away. Creeps me out too much. I just can't.

[thgodofwar]

@AduIfHitIar That was the best blowjob I've ever had!

[TigerPimp666]

@AduIfHitIar 9000 internets For doing it with your pussy

10000 internets For doing it with your asshole.... yea

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

@AduIfHitIar You bastard.

My vagina just sealed itself shut for good now. v.v

[phocjame]

@HerGuardianAngel1991 Ah could help y'all unseal it. You know, if you're boyfriend free...

[TheCelticFox]

@AduIfHitIar DAMN YOU I WANT MY INTERNETS!!!1! THAT WAS HELL SIR!

[Jack223344]

@AduIfHitIar ALL POINTED APPENDAGES CURLED BACK IN SHEER TERROR I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH.

[YaoiCutieX3]

@AduIfHitIar what about with your pussy? xD

[Slyteradon]

@AduIfHitIar since I broke my finger while partaking in your challenge, can I get some sort of medal or something?

[SimonSaysFranklin]

@AduIfHitIar I did it with my finger. All i could think was "is it over yet, is it over yet, is it over yet?" haha

[TheSenileFeline]

@AduIfHitIar You better give me my goddamn 2000 internets then.

[Zoroark50]

@AduIfHitIar I took the plunge and did it with my dick. Do you know a therapist that accepts internets as currency?

[TheFurryTits]

@AduIfHitIar I did that, Then for some reason I felt that my finger smelled like shit even thought everyone told me it didnt, its traumatizing.

[ThelronFjord]

@AduIfHitIar I put my fingers there, and I felt my balls shrivel up. I'm gonna need to listen to hours of Judas Priest to get them back to normal.

[SaintNight]

@AduIfHitIar

My nigga.

Btw I did it.

Fucking laughed through all of it.

But I feel dirty man.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Was...was I...just raped by a video?

My God--the dirt will NEVER COME OFF!

[deadwalker1234]

lol wat?

[Lightyagami121]

whenever i need a pick-me-up about my life, i watch some chris-chan videos

[PrismaticBlack]

@videogamenostalgia Guess the video did, in fact, "fall into the hands of the trolls". YEAH!!!! WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!

[Algahiem]

Hey guys, if ever you have an an embarrassing, unwanted erection, just imagine this video and I guarantee you that it will go down in seconds. :D

[foof811]

I'd like to kill it.

[TheLooseTube]

KILL IT!

[CaptainOlimar247]

DEUUEAUGH!!!

[KiraShake]

He sure showed us, huh guys?

...Guys?

[BALLZofSTEEL911]

When he said Iam going to show you some ways on how I can pleasure you oraly

mmkay reminded me of Mr.Mackey from south park

[danberner]

virtual rape