When Cheese Fails Cold Cast Marathon 2 Game 3

[shadowsecter]

Did he say fuck a napkin?

[JJ138701837]

So racist! Why do you guys hate chinks so much?

[TheVince8290]

No way this is diamond !

[kollat13]

this is diamond?

[felixantoinetremblay]

diamond? are you for cereal bro?

[damiresq]

won tez yeoung did not build rice extractor

[XTriplnX]

"you want to f*** a napkin" is what I heard.. did I hear it right?

[BetaJester]

0:00 begin watching video...

1:20 pause video to go buy Chinese food

[flamegoods]

these people are Diamond. look at the top right corner.

[johnshin]

so we can take away that chinese people can't play starcraft

[DyingElement]

WE DON'T HAVE FUCKING EGG ROLLS IN CHINA

It's spring rolls... -_-

[mattbenz99]

How is this diamond

[BeyondSorrowYYY]

@mattbenz99 take a look at the date :)

[mattbenz99]

@BeyondSorrowYYY i don't understand what the time they released thins have to do with my question

[BeyondSorrowYYY]

@mattbenz99 watch a really old pro game and you know :D

and also he just could have lost 6 times to terran in a row and dont wanted to play a long game or something like that

[prokid135]

red has to be in practice league

[DumplinSawce]

@prokid135 you mean like plastic league...

[braxis9]

Game start 0:29 :D

[ObiWanKanBloMi]

Red must be drunk or high, no way a diamond player could suck that bad

[snipusmaximus]

It's PAST September...

Mr. MaximumBlack -- you are still alive

and you have cast worse games than this now :D

[Poofmeiss]

Wait a minute this is for the Day9 funday monday of cannon rushing and then expanding to a base that is not your natural, Why didn't he use that as an excuse?

[CrystalCassiopea]

well that was fucking productive

[jaktuu]

It's October.

[epicSockett]

You want fuck napkin?

[Rader55]

apparently you can cheese yourself up into diamond league

[Orion4442]

@Rader55 CombatEX cheesed himself into grandmasters.

[synemon]

@Orion4442 not really... he's actually really good

[Orion4442]

@synemon True, but he does cheese a lot.

[snowblind1985]

there are some hilarious arguments in this comments section :D .. oh yeah.. great casting too!

[electroneticTV]

cant belive this is a diamond game lol.

[rainshel22]

my Fav part of all the vids is "we do not ACTUALLY think people are flaming douchebags...."

[TehDubba]

How the hell am I still in Bronze.

[koanibigfan]

haha i wonder who plays wow now

[Unexard]

9:10 Adam and Jeff agreeing that wow sucks...

And nowadays, Jeff plays wow...

Just saying...

[dumbum2240]

Whole comment page of two comment battlers FTW

[rofl743]

@dumbum2240 +1

[GamerGeek2012]

ffs some1 please god tell me why wow sucks. the game is great god damnit!!

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 what did you say? i dun understand.

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 oh gtfo troll.

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 rts > mmorpg. sorry if you suck at rts.

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 ive never played rts. and if u can give some evidence as to how 1 genre is better than another please share it.

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 /kidshealth.(org)/kid/talk/qa/­video_gaming It says choose quaility games. come on man...

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 wtf was all that shit?

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 An article to teach WoW players how to balance their lifes. come on man...

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 omg not this shit again. im tired of idiots like u actually saying that because a few ppl have no self control that the game is bad. the quality of the game and human nature are two completely different things.

saying a game is bad means u have to have evidence to support that. saying that some ppl cant control themselves isnt a fucking arguement. fuck off u incompetent piece of worthless shit.

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 Actually, competition has always been a huge aspect of human nature. Survival of the Fitest: the strong prevail and the weak die. That is why human instinct is to be competetive. See, games have a lot to do with human nature: the game's properties encourage players to spend long periods of time "grinding" levels to be able to compete with other players. SC on the other hand, doesnt require you to be a certain level to compete. I'm sorry about your nerd rage, but this is fact.

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 so your saying that ppl play wow because they want to survive...U SAID THAT!

well let me just say that humans also get to easily addicted which is why every1 says that WoW is shit.let me explain.

games=gaming addicts.

drugs=drug addicts.

tv= couch potatoes.otherwise known as addicts.

so do u see now the idiocy of your arguement? do you REALLY think that all these addicts are cause of the thing? no. its because we get addicting to everything.most humans have no control.

FACT!

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 umm no - Could you show me where i said people play wow to survive? I explained why it was human nature to be commpetetive and that WoW requires a lot of time to reach max level TO BE competetive which is a complete waste of time.

 And if humans had no control how would we be living in a functional society? If everyone was addicted to drugs/games and tv how would anyone get anything done? See the errors and false assumptions in your arguement?

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 no my arguement is that humans get too easily addicted to everything. i couldnt even list the amount of things on this planet that at least 1000 human beings addicted to it. thats my arguement.you're saying that grinding takes to much time? bullshit. me and my friend spent like an hour playing wow and we went up like 15 lvls.

and do u really think playing starcraft is more productive?what are the ladder games for then?TO BE COMPETETIVE!So how again is one genre better than another?

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 Neither game is more productive than the other BUT you dont have to spend massive amounts of time leveling in starcraft. All you need is to have is a general understanding of the game and skill. To compete with the best you dont have to put in 100+ hours of grinding in.

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 ill say it again.your arguement is redundant. your saying 1 genre is better than aanother.

but i can sya for a fact that people dont put 100 of hours into WoW just to compete in arenas. for some its the pleasure of dinging at lvl 85,others its to do dungeons or BG's.

your argument is that people play wow to be competetive is just how you perceived it. nothing more.

[rofl743]

@GamerGeek2012 Well then you tell me: what makes WoW fun?

[GamerGeek2012]

@rofl743 its all depends on your mind set really. ive seen most wow youtubers do pvp cause thats what they find exciting. for others its the challenge of dungeons and raids. taking down a new boss and seeing loot drop that is unbelieveably helpful to you brings a huge smile to your face.

then theres the professions. engineering,inscription,tailor­ing. all of these have unque things.and when u make a new gadget u can either make a profit or use it.

THAT.is what makes wow fun.

[flashburn117]

That was some impressive fake chinese... and I'm chinese :P

[flyingracoon]

so you nigg@s trying to be the howard stern of sc2? lol

[nateyj11]

"boon" is "noob" backwards, but a backwards noob is definitely not a boon.

[6tonestaa]

OMG Diamond this will be nice *starts video* *video ends* .....I AM DISSAPOINT

[DeMSHanKS]

no way this is diamond..i'm in bronze and i could do better than this..

[KByunish]

it can beKorean name lol

i have a Korean friend named with Wang! lol

[Fallingfeeta]

Wong was proberly a 1 trick phony and somehow got up to diamond league with cannon rushes against nubs

[Vendnmachine]

@carsnsongs seriously

[CarsNsongS]

diamond league WTF?!?!?!

[OrlyYarlyOwl]

So, what i learned from this game

1. Frogs ain't animals

2. Chinese isn't part of Asia

wow, can't believe i had it wrong in my head for such a long time

[AlikSong]

hehe im chinese and i approve DAMN LOL

[Roo520]

Now that was funny Chinese

[nienaber1305]

this is never diamond... i saw enemys in silver cheesing like god's, compared to this douchebag...

[InfectedFetus00]

Lmaooooo chinese in beginning

[Enixxx]

Tha faaack? Tez is in diamond?

[SikWitIit]

All of you people are full of shit. Every other comment someone makes a Chinese joke or says the video offended or didn't offend them and they back it up by saying that they are Chinese. I know for a fact that half the people that watch TV are not Chinese. How do I know that? I'm Chinese.

[DisguisedNinjas]

@SikWitIit Everybody here that says they're Chinese but doesn't comment that the name is DEFINITELY NOT Chinese, wasn't born in China and can't make fun of Chinese people. That name is definitely not Chinese...

[m03hawkman]

@DisguisedNinjas my uncle's last name is Yeung and I know that he is 100% Chinese, my entire mom's side came from the Hong Kong side of China and are 100%, that name might not be from mainland China but it is definitely from the Hong Kong side

[DisguisedNinjas]

@m03hawkman There is no character in the Chinese Dictionary with Yeung as its ping ying. It can either be Yong, Yang, Yian, or Yiang, but cannot be Yeung. It doesn't matter if it's from Hong Kong, Cantonese and Mandarin use the same characters with the same phonetic spelling, but different tones. I also have two Korean friends (not related) with the name Yeung. That name is not Chinese.

[ChungMan999]

I'm Chinese and this game totally offended me. *cough* damn chinese protoss *cough*

[fangsiyuan]

This is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!­

[deheerjona]

Ghwaaa

[PeachPit0]

Well THAT was fucking productive.

[LackOfLOL]

WHAT THE FUCK IS RED DOING PLAYING STARCRAFT?! THE FACTORY MANAGER IS GOING TO WHIP HIS ASS

I'm Chinese. I can say that :3

[DisguisedNinjas]

@LackOfLOL Unfortunately, that's not a Chinese name. Tze Yeung is either Korean or Japanese. I will admit Wong is a Chinese name though.

[jakabob603]

@DisguisedNinjas no its chinese because of the 3 part name korean and chinse have 3 part names but hes chinese cus wongs 100% chinese

[DisguisedNinjas]

@jakabob603 However, neither tze or Yeung is Chinese.

[DisguisedNinjas]

@jakabob603 Wong is also korean. Google "wong korean" you'll see. Tze and Yeung are definitely not Chinese. I'm not sure if it's Korean, but 100% sure it's not Chinese.

[TheFrankDive]

lol chinese talking

[PinkShroomz]

Im bronze and im smarter than him.

[ExSeaD]

I'm chineese, I TAKE NO OFFENSE.

[GrapeKoolAIDS]

I was expecting "jefff...." "yes adam" "they are diamond" XD (notice top right corner for trolls)

[nasakuho]

@GrapeKoolAIDS They put in the rank in the editor after they cast it...

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

It's pronounced

Wong Say Young.

Written

Wong Tze Yeung

[lordox9]

Oh the irony, "These guys are like bronze" and in the top right corner it says its a diamond match

[tricko199494]

Hey, I heard you like fail, so i failed in your fail, while u fail in my fail.

[FUBARIbenez]

Hahaha i loved the EpicMealTime reference XD

[stony990]

lisening to this while playing WOW....

[ReysWrap]

Jeff....JEFF!!

you know how you sometimes do a cast with "Tyrone"... well please also do a whole cast with that CHINESE accent!

i can already imagine how funny it's gonna be!

[TheMrEwe]

MaximusBlack is going to have a nigger moment.

[ForeverSn1per]

HWAHHHHHHHH.

:3

[austindlee997]

im chinese and i found that HILARIOUS

[XicusDaRogue]

0:38

[XicusDaRogue]

Ahaahahaahahwh roflmao he said i want to fuck a napkin at the end of the chinese part

[Shicks0]

I love you LAGTV

[Reapent]

epic mealtime shout out

[SharkyIzrod]

now now guys, WoW is a great game, even if not for you. So you should say like: for us WoW sucks. That way you show a level of intelligence and respect to your viewers :)

[Blackreaper777]

@SharkyIzrod Fuck the political correctness. It does suck, who cares.

[SharkyIzrod]

@Blackreaper777 Well, for me it doesnt! I find it great! SO thats why i think everyone should speak for himself!

[MrKamaboko]

omfg. this was infuriating! haha

[cocnntnc]

kong pow cheeseken

[jeppyjoh]

WTF i just watched that probe vid and saw this in the discription box...WHY wasnt this in my sub box :(

[XxICon1Shot1KillxX]

@jeppyjoh yeah same, i somehow missed about 6 when cheese fails?

[bryanlow5]

overwar ?

[Justin9444]

epic meal time fans?

[madichelp0]

WTF this was diamond? And I thought diamond was the level that if you get there then you are good. xD

[xxMemorieZ]

I'm sorry, I know it's just joking, but those jokes were just so offensive.. If you were chinese, I would've let it go because you're making fun of yourself. But yeah, still love you guys.

[DarthSyid]

I LOVE how adam ended it !

[megastevedragon]

I think the red protoss is Japanese or Korean not Chinese sorry Jeff/Adam

[Matrixman12345]

diamond  my ass

[MakariousFarag2]

wanna giggle thumbs up igotTHEcookies comment a couple below of mine xD

[m4moth]

How the hell is this diamond...

[SolRosenberg84]

Babby's first cannon rush.

[ImAShOrTBuSNiNjA]

Jeff said hes not asian he's chinese... dear god

[designernasser]

best intro ever!

[MKG33k]

DIAMOND LEAGUE

so pro

[coldfusion66]

Coincidentally I had kung pow chicken for dinner lol!

[igotTHEcookies]

im pretty sure at the end of Jeff's Chinese i herd "you want to fuck a napkin"

[MagnusvonYoshi]

@igotTHEcookies I hoep you don't get a papercut.

[PinkShroomz]

@igotTHEcookies Roflwaffle xD!!!

[arctrooper24]

curse you for making me want Chinese food

[CoqPwner]

omg how did this guy make it to diamond >.>

[wharfreek]

@CoqPwner cheesed all the way to the top.

[rasanganlover]

Root had a korean player

ROOTddoRo

[animeotaku555]

guest appearance from the new caster: OVERWAR

[apopompi]

OMG, this was a Diamond game. Not possible

[BigMaij]

anybody else notice?

on the disclaimer?

"rated GG"?

[TAGyourit]

It was Diamond league :P

[StaySickGdl]

I've played SC2 before WoW and I suck more at SC2 nowadays than before

[AreusAstarte]

LagTV Ragequit :P

[Balgore8]

At 02:40 I literally lol'ed out loud for 30 seconds straight. People at work stood up from their cubicles and were not impressed by how loud I was laughing... Amazing.

[Rufio0707]

Calling all asians animals... not funny

[xn666]

@Rufio0707 He meant the foxes not asians.

Just so you know. :)

[IntrovertKain]

@Rufio0707 Asians are animals. As are all humans. Biology, IT WORKS BITCHEZ

[Marco2242K]

I really hope that toss isnt diamond......

[o0bananaman0o]

David Boon is a national aussie icon

[TheTrueGameguru]

How the hell did this idiot get to the diamond league!?

I'm in the practice league and even I can place pylons better then that!

[CiruChris]

@TheTrueGameguru I was wondering the same thing... Maybe some people did fall for his fail cheeses

[Pirategoth]

Hm... I wonder how the cheeser even got to Diamond. Did he do it via constant fail cheese? No. Someone carried him on his account.

[lukesterbear]

that guy is for sure not korean

[CyReNiUsX]

Well that was fucking productiv----------

[sc2shadow92]

even me who is in gold im bettera than the toss ...

[Unicron187]

my favorite part of the video is actually the beginning: this is for entertainment purposes only, we do not actually think that people are flaming douchebags, viewer discretion is advised.

[nmlpdc]

you need a multi fail sign!!!

[miroslavtzenov]

I love the fact that you guys are getting big on youtube! Keep up the great work, and don't sell out :D

[predalien555]

HOLY SHITT!! THIS IS DIAMOND LEAGUE !! *dies*

[andrethejedi]

Of course Adam nails the one ridiculous foreign name, but they have trouble pronouncing EVERYTHING else.

[neoneoz4]

Lol that was Korean theres no Chinese name like that.

[panner11]

@neoneoz4 actually it was chinese, cantonese to be specific

[neoneoz4]

@panner11 haha i only speak hokkien and chinise.

[WtSnipZz]

*.*

[Shelooksgood]

Chinese Stuff = EPIC

[UDeep]

D'you have any Tutorials co-casted by both Maximus and Novawar? I hate getting owned over and over....like the way TotalBiscuit is.

[ArtanisDTS]

Tez XD

[xDemonJohn]

Diamond League...on the Asian server?

[panner11]

@xDemonJohn This is most likely not on the asian server because they would be using chinese characters as opposed to an alphabet. Also, they wouldn't type gg in that way. This is probs on american server

[Tbparade1]

lol "oo ima bronze" in the corner says there fucken diamond lul

[blackjoker205]

lol i'm bronze and i'm better than that prot

[RFilmyer]

I lasted like 30 seconds before I had to pause the video and break up with laughter

[iknowbetter]

wtf diamond level? i would like to play diamonds this bad lol

[zaistuffSTARCRAFT]

@iknowbetter South East Asia/AUS/NZ server maybe?

[vapidtax]

....diamond?

[butterstickdelux]

funky napkin is chinese?

[TheScylent]

If you complain about the comments they make, then don't watch the video. There's a warning at the start of the video about the inappropriate language and warned people that they may be offended.

[BadatStuff]

I swear, the last cold cast was awesome, this one no, of any of these "When Cheese Fails" casts, I'm sure not coming back to watch this. Too racist, I'm probably gonna be trolled in like 10 minutes, I'm frustrated at these racist comments in the video and comments, yeah. I'm not coming back here except to Counter Troll. Peace.

[BadatStuff]

Let me say: This Cast was SOOOOOOO Frustrating. They pronounce the guy's name wrong which okay fine I can take that, but then they crack Chinese jokes...BS there, one of the top comments is a potentially racist, the comment below mine was also racist, the Chinese guy turned out to be a Cheeser and a fail at it, they...dropped some flat-out racist comments in the cast. I sincerely hope this was due to the rage of the fail...and yes, I am Chinese but not a Cheeser...

[CrustyOatmeal]

this makes you rage about racism? wow, you really need some thicker skin

the way i view racist jokes are people making fun of the stereotypes and not the races themselves. do you really think these guys actually think these things about chinese people? if they did you would see them slip up and stay racist remarks more often. as it is, they are just telling jokes so either buck up and shut up or go somewhere else, a joke is a joke

[BadatStuff]

@CrustyOatmeal Well I'm hating the fact that 2 of my favorite casters ever just cracked jokes THAT horrible. As of now I'm pretending this episode didn't ever happen. If one of these guys actually was Chinese, I wouldn't have a problem, I crack these jokes a lot but they're not Chinese. Its just not right to me, it feels like the race is made fun of and the stereotypes are being used as part of the joke. Put simply: This cast made me sour, and now I'm hoping the next ones that come out are not

[CrustyOatmeal]

@BadatStuff wait... its ok for you to crack racist jokes if you are part of the race you are joking about but if your not then its just wrong? that statement has me completely dumbfounded. i just cant see the logic in that at all. people should either not say racist things ever OR be allowed to say racist jokes (making fun of stereotypes and not the actual race) about any race

i still hold true to my original belief that racist jokes are ok as long as you make fun of stereotypes of races only

[BadatStuff]

@CrustyOatmeal That's the issue: most don't make fun of the stereotypes, most actually USE stereotypes to make fun of the race. I'm Chinese and lets see...In my high school freshman year I had to deal with crap like the "C-word" double pinkies, "Konichi-Wa's", "Pork Fried Rice!", "Everyone was Kung-Fu Fi-Ting", "Commit Seppuku!", "Open your eyes you squinty faced prick!"

See why I hate it? I know its the internet but I REALLY hate these jokes and they almost make me want to crack skulls