PORTAL WTF

[pokeballism]

hey glados damn right that this test chamber was a mistake

[Richar551]

GlaDOS: Por favor por donde fallan muchas gracias (rare noises) 0:57

[xerxes1122H4X]

Why is "strippin" in the related videos!?

[killforfun1000]

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[TheShadowCrafter2000]

1:00 When is she gonna stop talking?

2:00 This is getting frustrating. >:(

3:00 UGH! WTF WHY WON'T SHE STOP!

4:00 THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE GLADOS, AND THE NORMAL VOICE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH!

5:00 Ahh... Peace, and quiet. Wait, why did I just watch that?

[sinand99]

what are those flying things?

[raodbuster25]

ctrl+c=copy

ctrl+v=paste

[deathhound7]

Not surprising that someone modded DOG and other Half-life elements into portal, seeing as they have the same engine.

This give me an idea though, someone should make a mod that involves Chell and Alyx making out.

[MasterTuxie]

I am scared of te robot..

[chiter2012]

fortal :D

[wackaful]

Did anyone else notice that she called the G-man a raw sewage container?

[Hanfpflanze97]

lol i heard glados speaking english...

[MrAlexisDouk1]

thumbs up if you dint heard glados speak english XD

[ramoniak6]

man i hate that voice, ENOOOOOOYIIING...

[Vitekdude]

ent_create hairball

[WeAreUnitedInAFK]

So wait, where do you find these audio files?



[ThePetyarobot]

This is strong error. this is portal.

[ThePetyarobot]

GMOD!!!



[Omega97DX]

@ThePetyarobot He used the console to put the hl2 stuff in portal! This is Portal not gmod.

[Ealija]

@ThePetyarobot Lets see...Playermodel of chell....Animations of chell...Hairballs...This aint gmod you fail troll.

[Thebesj2]

Whats the black stuff flying around?

[akromaangel19]

I GO THROUGH AND KILL ALL HER FUCKING CAMERAS...YOU AINT WATCHING ME BITCH

[TheGubbster]

thumbs up if she talk too much! :D

and it was a bit creepy..... : /

[jazzthriller]

2:22 FUCK

[mephilesthedark7]

press 6; so deadly

[R0ckinw0rldzz]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!@@!!!!!!!!!!@@

[mizzcaramel10]

cheater cheater cheater cheater cheater cheate cheater cheater

[Channelhybrid1]

press and hold 2 for lol

[predhunter50]

0:18 look at the blue portal, it shows a women running

[Fayenahhh]

@predhunter50 woman*

And of course it does, that's Chell, the person you play as..

[iEatYourToast]

THE BLACK STUFF...SPACE AND TIME DISTORTION!

[supercookiejam]

gmod :D

[adriana282828]

@supercookiejam is not gmod

[smiletehk]

@adriana282828 This is gmod just with a portal map.

[adriana282828]

@smiletehk Watch the video when you put pause says "Portal"

[smiletehk]

@adriana282828 Than what is that boat doing there thats not apart of portal.

[adriana282828]

@smiletehk use the console to put those things

[adriana282828]

@smiletehk is because I got with the console you never seem to open your console

[smiletehk]

@adriana282828 okay... I've got my eye on you.... -.-

[neonsneakers53]

They keep trying to kill you.

[blue16611]

Looks like garrys mod with the hud off...

[here57]

left 4 dead..

z_spawn witch

Oh shit!!!!

[Nathandinosaurfan]

the DOG is from hl2?

[KuchingZaz]

thumbs up if you heard GlaDOS speaking Spanish XD

[Aarone2004]

@KuchingZaz Hey you copy my Comment, now i dislike you :'(

[KuchingZaz]

@Aarone2004 what the?!?!?!?! i never copied ur comment.. seriously!!

[m4532098]

@KuchingZaz Thumbs up if that is what she is supposed to say

[wolflova123]

is that a head crab

[wolflova123]

what is that thing by the big robot that little bug thing

[roman5531]

БЛЯ ЭТО ГАРиС МОД



[MrJeroenreyns]

a bee or something?

[xXIEATURFACEXx2]

@MrJeroenreyns AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DICK FIGUReeS

[NitroHak]

W-T-F??!!

[vcqcfoda2]

its a mod for half-life?

[TheKerQ]

:D GLa so good craft that's

[awesomedude894]

what is the codes for that?

[AdobeExcel]

can i just say that glados is so creepy i'm watching this at night and i'm so scared to even go to sleep now call me a kid or a baby i don't care this is shit scary.

[099macri]

por favor ejfnjdhcidhkjklñ

[TheMrKimet]

This is Garry`s Mod



[evilfreak7]

@TheMrKimet nope, console commands, herp derp

[227BlackAce]

dog?

[AzazelyDigital]

@227BlackAce Yeah..! That is not the real portal game thats garrys mod....! XD

[227BlackAce]

@AzazelyDigital i know

[SilverBladeTH]

@AzazelyDigital How can this be Gmod if on the console screen, it cleary shows "portal" on the title? hm? ;) Portal uses hl2 engine, and you can spawn stuff by the console.

[ChaosCerberos]

I wanna kiss her "cheek" when she was joking about the neurotoxin; but I dunno where her "cheek" is..

[ChaosCerberos]

GLaDOS can never make up her mind

[darthaeris]

How did you get the NPC cheats to work? All I've gotten is an ERROR Character, one of those black things, or a Crash.

[thehappyminers]

garrys mod for the win :D

[Iceburner96]

Dialog: Blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablablablablablablablabla­blablablabla

[JeanetteMiller1]

Lol A bitter unlikable loner, it also said you're adopted an that's funny too XDXD

[TheAyamelol]

It's Naruto running !!

[deathcon600]

i dont know what to say about that

[gir5100]

gmod



[spongebot64]

@gir5100 Mate, have you confused the 500 character limit with 20? Secondly, go to a site called Google and type 'Developers Console' (Without the apostrophes), you will find the answer of why this happens by looking up some tutorials on how this can be done.

[aviv1946]

he do it whit gmob

[spongebot64]

@aviv1946 I do worry for the sake of your n00by grammar and punctuation. Go to a site called Google and type 'Developers Console' (Without the apostrophes), you will find the answer of why this happens by looking up some tutorials on how this can be done.

[elpadilla86]

Thumbs up if you want to be a Lion King

[ShadowphixUnlimited]

"the enrichment center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber" YOU THINK!! lol

[DoNotInterfare]

Press 4 for a Planking tutorial

Press 5 for a Sadistic computer

Enjoy :3

[MrZatego]

This is a video of a guy typing commands into console .... oh dear

[LoteFlays]

gmod



[Lucario315]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Orbs that can vanish! WTF BOOM

[angeltears6478]

The hell?

[BurittoSandwich]

2:06 did she tell u to plank

[MetroidODST]

@BurittoSandwich ......o my god she did lol

[Firesoar13]

@BurittoSandwich See, planking was never cool. We should feed them all the original cake recipe.

[Death18Ranger]

@BurittoSandwich yep she did haha

[Aarone2004]

0:59 talks spanish, porfavor por donde falla, gracias por fallar!

English:

please where is error, thanks for make error!

[skylord2041]

0:23 she said f**k

[TGTAP]

@skylord2041 She said "Good Luck"

[skylord2041]

was that...tremulous?

[Sharongeval]

To meeee.

[migero2]

what are those black lines jumpping around ?

[bplauger]

Messing with the console is fun for about 68 seconds. Then it's time to play Angry Birds.

[CRYSTAL76777778]

I'm Scerd o- o

[martin123591]

wtf

[NziaXGaming]

just click 0:32 fap fap fap fap fap fap

:D

[adirsms]

חחח

[jzbarethe3amigos]

i know what happened from expierience you cheated and portal could not handel it

[WWEAWSOME1]

she wants you to plank

[TehRealWeegee]

G MOOOODDDDD



[elgabri0639]

gmod



[RabidDog22]

@elgabri0639 lol, look at the pause menu

[SimplyDesiA]

I love Glados's voice. So, so much.

...Is that strange of me?

[datechydude]

YOU BROKE IT

[bloodgauss1]

hooray for garry's mod..

[Jedary214]

@bloodgauss1 hooray for its not garrys mod its portal with half life 2 commands in portal you can use ceahts to spawn an npc geting all the weapons and more

[wublez]

is that a headcrab in the corner?

[sackkckdbb]

is that dog?

[lukahuntes]

I DID NOT MY BESTFRIEND YOU TOLD ME TO KILL HER TO CONTINUE AND I DIDNT WONT TO BUT I HAD TO STUPID GLADOS

[minecraftfan1234]

it said you murderd the companion cube...did you realy? I HATE YOU IF YOU DID

[ginca9392]

2:50 that guy runs and that killer bug missed

2:54 the killer bug trying to get to the wall

[125happyguy]

@ginca9392 it's called a headcrab.

[narpup]

cheat

[gargledavid]

please refrain from SHITS PANTS

[kozma05]

0:32 Dog left Alyx and came to Chell

[EpicMiniFeesh]

@kozma05 Who's this Alyx you speak of? And why does she have the same first name as me? Same spelling and all?

[kozma05]

@EpicMiniFeesh The Alyx from Half-Life 2:episode 1 and 2...

[AGoldSoldier]

@kozma05 i guess he didn't die

[progamer63]

@kozma05 so thats were he went

[gunitindahouse36]

its a mod

[rubikguyftw]

@gunitindahouse36 nope, console commands

[ironhawk111]

what are the black thingz?

[eukillmiguel]

this is portal i did the same xD

[InTWOitive]

Honestly I was just listening to GLADoS the whole time

[brokenlegend23]

In soviet russia the T.V watches you !

[kalebkitty]

In Soviet Russia the cake is a portal !

[manglercmj]

stop pretending that this is the real game this is gmod [garrys mod]

[kalebkitty]

@manglercmj its portal its really npc_create blalblabllba and createhairball

DUH! those two commands and the airboat is ch_jeep or airboat duh and the model he extract it in some file in portal if it wont work

[MurderPancake]

@manglercmj its portal

[pauly123ify]

In Soviet Russia cake is not a lie !

[BurningEffect]

In capitalist america the cake is not a lie

[ImaginaryBunnehz]

0:57 FORTIFY BORTAL NORTAL DONDAE FIE OEN CHASE CAN MUFGABY

[ThyQueerOne]

@ImaginaryBunnehz it starts speaking spanish not random sounds

[supertrentyguy]

Everyone thinks that glados's voice is pretty. She's crazy.

[supertrentyguy]

How did you run the Console Commands? And (Glados punches me and finishes what I was saying in a deep voice) WHAT ARE THE CODES!?

[XxDQxX24]

learn how to spell

[SuperSmashRay]

NIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[nywolfpack]

If I ever had a sex robot, I would demand it sounded like GLaDOS

[StrikeWitchFtw]

LOL por favor, she speaks spanish! X3

[raymondandrew2000]

R u on the "we dont go to raven wood" part im stuck i a corner witha zombie and i onle have like 7 bullets left and its that one who throws thoes creatures at u

[3DPlanets]

@raymondandrew2000

This. Is. PORTAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

[ValorODST]

@raymondandrew2000 Does that have anything to do with this video? BTW thats a poison zombie, if your low on ammo, run and try to find ammo, or grab your crowbar and rape it.

[wizardsorcerer101]

0:36 farted? o_o

[TheMimesMask]

@wizardsorcerer101 No... Voice error...  >_>

[Rambowookie]

@TheMimesMask it was a joke

[TheMimesMask]

@Rambowookie And it wasn't funny. (to me) :D

[hellbelley]

@wizardsorcerer101 LMFAOOO !!

[lthgldnbtch]

@wizardsorcerer101 lol it was a reverse word thingy it happend to me once it was like '' WEEP'' XD

[genderbentace]

this is weird...

[drummingninja43]

2:07-2:10 glaDOS tells you to Plank XD

[thefizzyfamily2]

@drummingninja43 Gi iJ!!!!!

[drummingninja43]

@thefizzyfamily2 O.o I have no clue what you just said

[thefizzyfamily2]

@thefizzyfamily2 Go ijustine for planking...!!!

[fireHOTification]

And then you were all "NO WAY"

[Luxai]

Freaking love her.

[vladlena77]

your haxing. oh no!! dr.hax is back!!! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxx­xxxx!!!!!!!

[FinalFormLXVII]

@vladlena77 NO HAX

[uiqman]

all i can say: WTF ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[42connorzielinski42]

WOAH WOAH WOAH. whats the quote at 2:21? I've played this game COMPLETELY at least 5 times, plus all the times i've played part of it, and never heard that. Or a lot of other lines. I assume you told it to play the every voice file in order, but where were those in-game?

[archiejamvids]

@42connorzielinski42 he probally whent into the portal files inthe game and got all the sound usally there are random clips of media that never make it into games for example in call of duty waw zombies theres a perk machine sound that is for a perk that isnt in the map !

[superdylanthefox]

@42connorzielinski42 its during the final boss fight

[crazygungamer]

Sounds like Justin Bieber on puberty

[EddyTheOliveira]

Are those epic glitches spoken to the unknown?

[scrambledkombat]

im sorry but i think youre games on drugs

[Jodar5]

@mikusoniclover9 Lulz subtle racism...

[crysisgamefan2]

She and i are getting married soon ^_^

[haiinromania]

voice scares me x_x

[UXXELDUXXEL]

gmod noob

[TheJefrey24]

@UXXELDUXXEL Um now he is't he is in portal. When he pressed esc the menu is portal no gmod, double look before you say thinks. And gmod is fun, mw2 noob.

[MrDestroyer04]

Whats happeng to your game!?

[EmiCookieDough]

I think I feel off my chair when she started speaking Spanish xD

[matthewproductions23]

can i marry glados oh shit shes married to cave johnson