You Got It, Dude

[AntiNukeLlama]

But, but, but I aaamm on an iPod... :(

[MyAlaskanThunderfuck]

1:58 Whats the songgggg!!!

[hrmmmmmmmmmm]

these are the moments your happy to be named mary kate, when wheezy waiter starts talking to you by name :P 0:25

[545noah]

I tried to hit dislike just to see what would happen. My finger snapped.:(

[jacobespo117]

I'm not on a iPhone or pc I'm on a itouch

[TheHatOfDestiny]

Waiittt....if wheezy was walking down the isle shouldn't it be him who's the bride?

[JDMachinima]

ZELDA CHEST NOISE!

[AssassinDeathbringer]

I love it when you play the Zelda item music :D

[egguf]

i love your dance moves =)))

[TheThatCapricorn]

The dislike bar is a ninja!

its there but you can't see it...

[Directorbbz]

"That was Yoda doing an impression of Pee-Wee Herman."

I LOVE IT. xD

[EmmaOnATangent]

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait . Er.

[Wrash16]

Y U NO MAEK DIS VIDEO AVALIBLE ON MOBILE, WHEEZY WAITOOOR!?!

[Kmp620rocks]

I'm on a iPad

[NitrosKB]

2:49 i just realized he was about to say horny.

[randomkatie23]

that caught me off guard, cause my name is mary kate

[FreutLupe]

It BETTER not be...

[Psyberologist]

Amazing, as usual.

Btw does anybody know the name of the song starting at 2:01?

[Boristhecat1234]

they are alread married

[TheZakkattackk]

Usually videos of people talking directly into the camera in front of their computer suck. Not so with wheezywaiter.

[Moonwalker917]

@Therookie4life nope

[fagoogaliegirl]

@minimalcolm

I don't think everyone there got a holiday, I have relatives that are teachers in england and them and their students didn't get off. :(

[danny66442200]

Woo! Zelda sound effect!

[chipotleenthusiast]

I think in your wedding to the coffee you were the bride walking down the aisle, but then the coffee was also wearing a veil. This raises some very interesting questions.

[GrahamCrackers94]

"Its gonna go right here, next to earth. Where you live!"

For some reason when he said that, I got all warm and happy. :)

[brittlynne100]

it looked like you were skiing to wedding music to your coff33!

[Artifying]

Finally someone recognizes those who watch on iproducts.

[jliz1589]

"...and I don't know how to read." I LOLed.

[Ahmahly72]

"shiny.

metaly.

horn---...it has a horn..."

[nsgfilms4u]

Legend

[Warrgstube]

THAT WAS .ALOT. OF SHAVING CHREAM!!!!!!!

What the heck is the happened to America for them to gain such a sick consumer culture? I use like half of that, and it come of perfectly still.

[mjpickle]

Wheezy, thanks for bringing my childhood to life. Did you recently watch the episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse where he marries the fruit salad? Classic.

[Onekatmandu]

Wheezy Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-­wait-wait-wait-er.

[ArmageddonDaisyHero]

At 1:20 it sounded so much like Peewee Herman!

[TyCooper2010]

thumbs up if u saw the flying mexican superhero promoting the new phone. :)

[RuhBuhJuh1]

0:15 - 0:38 is probably my favourite Wheezy moment ever. His faces are HILARIOUS ><

[vijaygopal2007]

I have your xylophone..

[mauileqwerty]

I wonder what eagle think of wheezywaiter

[whiteroses57]

ZELDA MUSIC :DDDDD

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Andrew00851916]

I'm on iPhone D:

[Rudytheboss100]

Plastic come off plastic come off. It has a horn. next to Earth, where you live.

[TheSweetDream]

you make me laugh :)

[upsiux866]

november 23rd is my birthday :P

[TsaladsSeggs]

Sweet moves wheezy.

[ArianaGlove]

Horn... It has a horn.

[hazzardwantcookies]

you should have held it way over your head! xD

[minimalcolm]

We get a holiday on the day Prince William and Kate Middleton get married. We go to school in the town they met in. So that is why I like the monarchy.

[GumiYummi]

WE WON I AM STILL HAPPY!!

[reianaisawesome]

Out*

[reianaisawesome]

...m on an iPhone. And then you said that and I was totally tripping pot

[reianaisawesome]

Omg! That is so crazy! You were pointing to the would be annotation but I thought I can't see that I

[afancymudkip]

ah! zelda reference! <3

[TheDynamicUno1]

I love the legend of zelda treasure chest musci!

[pnkrker]

darn you wheezy for barely beating us Shaytard Rebellionites! next year wheezy, NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!

[animelattack]

I'm dissapointed in my self for knowing this was going to be about the Olson twins just from the title.

Damn you Full House.

[ipodtester1]

I can't see the annotation :(

[InkStainedSoul93]

oh...that's why the eagle wears a cowboy hat haha

[kkcool101]

i heart ur tiny little teeth! :)

[XxKatanaCrewxX]

At 0:47 Keep Watching and youl see like a finger or somthing moving.. Thumbs up (Y)

[pippaluvsu]

i think it is ur fault i cant see the annotation :( a wwwwwwww sad:(

[MagicRetrospectacles]

Awwwwww I am on an iPhone... Lol

[rainingdemon]

I was really watching this on the iPhone XD

[anerdbyanyothername]

More Yoda impressions of Pee Wee impressions please!!!

[caitlinmrod]

The ad before this video asked if I was expriencing rectal bleeding D:

[MDPGamur]

@caitlinmrod well are you?

[Voltron947]

OMG!!! I was just about to say "Dang, I can't touch the annotation on my IPhone." right before he said that!!!! XD

[LtTurtle13]

This is america

[MOOSHOOPORKCHICKEN]

I sware to jezzuz if i hear "this is america-" one more time I think I'm going to kill somebody!

[xXTibleoAndOdwyXx]

type gift b4 utube and ull get a suprise

[FeZ710]

Wait wait who hits unlike on your videos? It's Impossible

[FunnyGirlz221]

@FeZ710 well as of now 28 rebels did

[therewindeffect]

@FeZ710 i could but it's soooooooooooooo....hard must not misssssssssssss...............­..............oh dang i hit like

[grefog]

@FeZ710 yeah, you can't unlike something.

[petekMw]

@FeZ710 I'm responding to this a year later.

[Buaam]

@FeZ710 where is the unlike button?

[AnimeCloud22]

I smiled like this :D when I heard the zelda treasure opening song! MORE ZELDA REFERENCES!

[cedolelo]

Oh yeah! Zelda for the win! Man, that's the greatest game on the planet. Zelda, and Final Fantasy.

[prncssdramma]

lmao i just got it, horny!

[KSaebinMusic]

hahaha I was so expecting the 'it's not.' at the end.

[genevieveduncan]

look at that! shiny, metaly, lungy, hor- it has a horn

[Gills3339]

thats the horniest trophy ever o.o

[SkimboarderKris]

Kind of ironic that the Prince is marrying someone with the last name Middleton as a man named Arthur Middleton signed the Declaration of Independence...

[cadisaurusrex]

haha. "I'm gonna put it next to Earth. That's where you live!"

[ahbuggrit]

Probably one of my fave vids :) NIce trophy

[gerherbel]

zelda music ftw

[Linklandco]

DA DA DA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

You got...Lungs...

[BRADERZ2008]

iron lungs perk

[MrGrassys]

@BRADERZ2008 I will quiffe in your catz ass but yeah your right. Wanna see the future check my channel.

[VlogitZ]

shiney metally lungy hon-... it has a horn

[roflex2]

you are one bizarre dude

[narutojames225]

The reason that was the most epic wait is because I completely agree with what you said after it.

[12BookwormGirl]

MURDER AND LIES FTW

[iheartmonkeys01]

charlieissocool brought me here:D

[jiniton]

LOL! you got it dude!

[acies73]

VICTORY BITCHES

[1supercutegrl10129]

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwa­itwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait england still has a monarchy?! WHHHAAT?! conspiracyconspiracyconspiracy­.

[Intersecks]

I HAFTA GIDDIT BACK! God I love your voice, Wheezy.

[umLAA]

IM ON AN ANDROID  & I DON'T SEE IT EITHER >.>"

[thegoetz504]

Full House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Karmalaide]

hahaha the yoda impression...

you make my day

[luisonsushi116]

0:18-0:24 LOLOLOLOL

[nikki123nd]

:O I'm on an iTouch and the annotation is NOT THERE. Just like Wheezy said........he's obviously a prophet.

[lemonice2700]

Omg, can anyone remember their life before they met Wheezy? I was definately more productive... I like it better this way lolol <3

[kitchenflails]

0:32 OH MY GOD SO SCARY

[bespellbound]

THANK YOU for acknowledging the lack of doobly doo on the iphone :D I feel.. Loved.

[sovietlemon]

psychic

[sovietlemon]

not england, britian

[brenostar11]

I'm on an iPhone :0

[JuliaJBFan]

Yey, Zalda music!!

[TheGreekSkater]

ROFL at 0:19 i did exactly the same facial expresion that he did after the image xD

[sbut200]

"shiny, metal-ly, lung-y, horn-... it has a horn" XD

[samarazon]

It looks like you are fake ice-skating to your wedding with the coffee.

And if you put your coffee down on your desk while filming, you might say you "put a ring on it."

[Theshayeman]

Look! Your nose is trying to sniff up your beard.

[halokilledme]

i broke my leg when watching your videos i fell down the stairs:|

[TessieTee]

This reminds me of the time Pee-Wee Herman married his fruit salad.

[HaloRoxMySox47]

I can't stop laughing about the yoda thing XD

[legoalec101]

do you wear the wheezy shoe

[ClammehHands]

Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls.....

[kaiver123]

I remember you when you had 100 subs, and now you have over 9000, your still funny

[Coolysouthkid]

@kaiver123 I saw the joke in there lol

[mavis7355]

why don't you use the settlers of catan mug anymore????

Murder.

[clairinetreeds]

@mavis7355 That is what I thougt at first, but I beilieve the coffee got dressed up in a white mug for the wedding.

[amiserable]

Was WW dancing in this one? Or was he on fire or something?? I WANT TO KNOW111

Well, I do.

[thelasttrueassassin]

I bet you forgot that today is the eagles birthday.. How rood!

[nicolerossel]

i would love to know how you get your ideas!

[hannibanani927]

every time the eagle squawked my bird did too lol :)

[Nocturnavis]

A constitutional monarchy is so much better that a simple republic. We have several princesses. What does the US have? .... they have Craig? Ok, you win.

[mavs2147]

haha "Wait, ding, wait, ding, wait, ding"

[spogee]

Haha, I just noticed that you went "Shiny, metally, lungy, horn... it has a horn" and avoided putting a y on the end of horn.

[hadokenzero11]

Pianos accompanying waitwaitwaitwait should be a thing.

[sjbennett88]

THE EAGLE DIDNT HAVE THE TROPHY! ITS IN THE KITCHEN! WHEEZYWAITER IS A LIAR! MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OVER! just kidding Craig your still my favorite... Stupid eagle. This is all it's fault.

[Nintendodsi1000]

HOLD IT!!!! That Jazz music @ 1:57 .... You still have that jazzy carpet from Vegas, Don't you wheezy? Was It really necessary to take it from where you were staying?

[Nintendodsi1000]

"Cowboy Eagle has my trophy" Best line I've ever heard!

[dragonfly876]

This is maybe the most attention-deficit episode of Wheezy Waiter I have ever watched. (Maybe I need to watch more?)

[MeansDarling]

You sound congested, are you OK?

[MadAsAHatterMakeup]

haha zelda music

[racetiger97]

My Guitar teacher has a huge beard and at my last lesson i referred to him as Wheesy guitar player

[missblondiegirls]

"shiney, metally, lungy, horn- it has a horn" he almost said horny... heh heh

[lauradoestheastro]

I love how you awknowledged that I can't see the annotations. Thank you. THANK YOU.

[xCharleigh]

im actually quite offendedby that monarchy term about england.

[dragonfly876]

@xCharleigh - Then you're taking him too seriously.

I'm pretty sure he's making fun of the American stereotype of xenophobia and stuck-up patriotism, not the English.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

@dragonfly876

He obviously wasn't, as he expressed a very logical argument against them. Also, he's mentioned that belief before. Monarchies are legitimately idiotic and unfair. In fact, they're primitively sickening.

[dragonfly876]

@JoanIsNotTheMaid - Since Wikipedia speaks on the subject of constitutional monarchies much more eloquently than I am able to, I offer you a quote:

"Today the monarchy in Britain is politically neutral and by convention the role is largely ceremonial."

Furthermore:

"... the titular head of state ... serves the traditional role of embodying and representing the nation, while the actual governing is carried out by an elected Prime Minister."

Precisely what harm do powerless monarchs do?

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

@dragonfly876

None at all as long as they're satisfied. But they're redundant and perpetuate a caste-like mindset amongst the people or "commoners" of their respective countries. They're not just 'money' like wealthy Americans, they're superior "nobility." It's sickening.

[Wasomacosalo]

@xCharleigh Why?

[MasonsUnited]

FREEMASONS RULE THE WORLD 'AARON AND ANTONS MASONIC ADVENTURE EPISODE FIVE'!!!

[axelrodxx]

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

[tweakerssuck]

@axelrodxx OOOHHH

[NamelessDollies]

LIES! the eagle didn't take it it's in the kitchen!

[NamelessDollies]

the iron lugs were in the kitchen! LIES!

[FamilyVlogger]

Love your Channel!

[RyomaOtonashi]

Wheezy you can see the Trophie in the back while you're dancing <_< Have you been cloning it too?!

[sammywoose]

im on an ipod touch and you only said the annotations wouldnt be there on an iphone. i never knew that you were such a dirty rotten liar

[flaregirl11]

20 people got beaten up by Mary-Kate

[TeilerPro]

come see 'Til Talent Do Us Part; a Wedding at the Heart' at SHHS!!!!CABARAET !!

[meltyourheadaches326]

It is your fault! It is! (Im on an iPod touch.)

[rene123456789rene]

i liked the zelda reference!

[AdamantSystems]

LOL Xylophone.

[AdamantSystems]

@marvelist47 For the win.

[ZiggyBoogyDoog123456]

up to 0:04 THAT"S WHat SHE saiD !!!

[MisAJGraveS]

Yay for Zelda !!!!

[alexalexon]

craig, did you do no shave november? im just curious suddenly...for some reason.

[ElvisChick95]

@marvelist47 it means... for the win!!

[odetoatoad]

where is that saxophone riff from?

[robotichedgehog]

ADVERISEMENT!?!?!?!

[TheGKLM]

Zelda music is awesome.

[marvelist47]

What does the abbreviation *ftw* mean?

[NextGenerationLolz]

@marvelist47

For

The

Win

[CheesyBloopers]

@marvelist47 For the win

[purplepanda11]

@marvelist47 french the waiter

[chaseitdown]

IT IS YOUR FAULT! .... *lies* dumb apple...