Senator Ashburn Rant - Everyone's A Little Bit Gay

[raceyjones]

Bravo!

[HankFabulous]

Wow, this video made me an INSTANT fan of yours!!! YOUR ROCK!

[LuvStruckMess]

Dude, you are awesome!! And I love your voice, too.

[eezzeemon]

I'm not gay. My transexual girl is gay. I'm straight. Lmao!! Great vid bro.

[lateralpathways]

hey! stop talking shit about nickel back man! they are SOOO not fags! this one time i even heard them say they dont even wash their hair! so, you see now, not fags...just an awsome group of guys that love to make the best music in the world.

also, you look like a pirate

[lateralpathways]

hey! stop talking shit about nickel back man! they are SOOO not fags! this one time i even heard them say they dont even wash their hair! so, you see now, not fags...just an awsome group of guys that love to make the best music in the world.

also, you look like a pirate

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

Lol. I like you. :D

[cjm608]

you might be my new favorite person. smart and sexy!

[fiercenunbothered]

PREACH!!! there are actual scientific studies to support that homophobic people are self hating their own sexuality...

[glablazuu]

first video of yours I've seen . great style and presentation !! this 4 minute video seemed like 20 seconds . you got yourself a new sub .

[namtesyalp]

you look gay,homophobic is just the same as namblaphobic or pedophilphobic.plays on words to put people on the defensive.I guess jews secretly love nazi

[LapanceAcademy]

i will refrain from calling you a "slack-jawed dummy with horrible punctuation" and will simply bring up the notion of CONSENT. do you approve of rape or child molestation? are you Catholic? Because they have a lot of issues with touching youngsters - boys, mostly... Homosexual or heterosexual choices should NEVER interfere with a nonconsensual partner - and that seems to be what you're talking about, skippy: the youth.

[LapanceAcademy]

Oh, and thanks for the "you look gay" comment. While I might be straight, I took off my Lynard Skynard shirt for a moment so I could look FAAAAAABULOUS. Apparently, it worked...

[namtesyalp]

@LapanceAcademy no I am saying homosexuality is just another group perverts are not acceptable.catholic preist that moloested kids were homosexuals that pretended to be religious to get at kids.stop pretending homosexuals are in any way normal.liberals say people that say that people against homosexuals are secret homosexuals is like saying jews secretly like nazi or klansmen secretly like black people.putting"phobic" on the end of words is BS

[raceyjones]

@namtesyalp Why? does such an ignorant comment actually make you feel good?

[videosforbrian]

Great response to one of the the ultimate hypocrites.

[ajani1000]

I had "good" bi sex with a staunch married conservative last week. After it was over he started talking about "Health Care" and how Pres. Obama was a socialist and communist. All I could think was "Hmm."

[liveinmymusic]

I hate that man. I really hope he dies...Good video. I like your views

[asdfxcxv]

It's a good videoblog but please please please please please please stop the god damn jump-edit BULLSHIT IT IS SO AWFUL I will suck a million dicks if this god damn editing bullshit vanishes

[immikemongo]

Why no ratings? This is pretty good. The f-bomb means some of us are unable to post it but otherwise funny AND smart. It looks like your looking up at some lines some time on the computer monitor or something. But preeetttyyy funnnny!

[phillipmarch22]

Ashburn is just another GOP hypocrit. Voting against gay rights, then he is pulled over drunk with a gay lover in the care. Those Republican fucks are too much for me to stomach!~

[oogaboogan]

Untrue.

[LapanceAcademy]

Thank you all so much for your (mostly) positive replies, reposts and retweets! Please, keep the mission and love alive.

But let's try to cut down on the naughty language and sexual come-ons here in the comments - despite my foul mouth in the video above, OK?

[dmajorhiphopproducer]

"I'm ready to put my meat where your mouth is"

:)

[mysadending]

This was a "win" for me.. (I lol'd hard) I mean "Oh the irony" There are so many situations like this that I can account for its kind of pathetic and sad. I have no issues with gays, I wonder does that make me really comfortable with sexuality and perhaps the little gay part of me? who knows! Lapance, you should do more videos. You have an amazing speaking voice and are really interesting view point. I would love to see more =D

[cacoune]

Just posted on Twitter & Facebook! Oh! this is good! I want to know how many more hypocrite "Ashburn" there are out there ! I wonder if the guy wanted to be caught after all but what a way to come out of the closet!

Looove your video!

[JamesDoesTechnology]

I AM IN LOOOVE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS!!!! I am also in theater and I get told the SAME things and I get the same things said to me. At least you have a BRAIN! Lol at no homo. Yeah same here, man.

[Pilgrim812]

What is it with the right wing and

sexual repression? Personally I think

its that very same sexual repression

that is one of the driving forces that

makes the right wing so fearful, hateful

and paranoid. The basis must be guilt.

[cynosureCSAF]

Loved every second...Every cock throbbing second.

[nitella]

Finally, this explains it and yes his constituents still support him as long as he votes against a group they hate. I assume he was expecting this to come out of the the closet since he was not running for reelection.  One of the possible replacements is far worse. Just google Ed Jagels.

[romanamor]

Are you saying, I should chase what matters?

[coffee396]

If you're struggling with your sexuality and you just can't except the fact that you're gay, don't worry ! there's a solution !

Join the republican party !

[pewterbot9]

There's a little homo in every homo sapiens.

[oogaboogan]

Funny, but the line "everyone is a little bit gay" isn't true.

[CaptainTr1pps]

when you watch porn, do you prefer limp, weak cocks or hard, raging boners going in and out of your fav starlet?

Everyone is a little bit gay.

Spread the word (I'm linking this video to my Repug friends on Facebook).

[oogaboogan]

No, i'm not a little bit gay.

I jerk off to pictures of women with giant boobs - I find traditional porn kind of crude. I think you may be a little bit gay though.

[CaptainTr1pps]

or a lot

[oogaboogan]

You are? I'm not prejudiced. You are free to be gay!

[LapanceAcademy]

@oogaboogan

"I'm not gay! I jerk off to big boobs! You're gay!"

Dude. For reals? Thank you so, so much for inadvertently proving my point...

[oogaboogan]

Disagreeing with someone does not prove their point.

Someone asked me "oh so you like hard or soft cocks in your porn" and i replied "neither". Because I don't watch conventional porn. I think it's disgusting, to be honest. Id rather imagine what _I'M_ doing, not watch some other dude go at it. Way to try and twist my words to fit your needs.

[oogaboogan]

Also I never said "You're gay!".

Captaintrips said he's "a lot gay" whatever that means, and I was saying "good for you, i'm not prejudiced so that admission doesn't invoke a negative reaction from me".

[LapanceAcademy]

slow down, ooga. slow down... i was under the assumption that you were disagreeing with the points i made in my video. in which case, they would have directly supported the "knee-jerk reaction" i discussed. so if you were replying to another commenter, than i'll have to review the thread.

but still...

[oogaboogan]

My original comment was supportive of the video - i just disagree with the statement that entirely blankets a single gender with a large assumption.

As a whole I like your videos, so no hard feelings.

[oogaboogan]

Afraid? No. That's a stupid choice of words.

There is a large difference between avoiding something out of fear and avoiding it out of disgust. I think the need you have to justify looking at a man's erect penis while maintaining a heterosexual facade is pretty funny though.

[oogaboogan]

Yes, address the only part of my comment that doesn't involve admitting you're wrong, and that the blanket statement "everybody is a little bit gay" is incorrect.

[oogaboogan]

"It' never 100%. Everyone is a little bit gay, not matter how small that may be. "

No, that's not true. Again, you're using a blanket statement. You might as well say 'all black people are great atheletes' or 'all chinese people are good at math' because the logic you're using is even MORE blanketing than those racist statements. Instead of an entire race, you're making assumptions about an entire GENDER. That's just retarded. I hope you see that one day.

[oogaboogan]

I spoke in plain english, if you can't understand it then that is your failing.

And no, i'm 100% straight. There is no such thing as 120% in a commodity that only has a 100% limit. 100% by definition is the maximum capacity - only time percents higher than 100 are used is when there is an increase on something WITHOUT an upper limit.

[oogaboogan]

"There's no such thing as 100% in life"

Now who's lacking common sense?

And no, you weren't "exaggerating" when you said 120%, you were trying to make a lame joke. That much was obvious.

[oogaboogan]

Sure there is. There is a 100% chance the sun will come up tomorrow. There is a 100% chance I will remain a human being until I die. There is a 100% chance these simple facts will somehow again be ignored by you in an attempt to sound intelligent (how ironic).

[musicfreak9000]

@oogaboogan what if the sun exploseds, what if you become gentily muntated?

[LapanceAcademy]

half the time and i'd be talking twice as fast...

[OMGitsSEVEN]

awesome video, but it could of been half the time

[adamredwine]

Damn, I love it. I'm glad I found this, you've got my subscription.

[OSTARAEB4]

Maybe Ashburn will backpeddle. It was a gay bar? Maybe they were hetero women with short haircuts.Let's hear this one. Revenge can be bittersweet. Was there a provision in Prop 8 banning gays from paying taxes? It's like DADT now. We're fighting two wars so now they need us as cannon fodder. Somethings gotta give as they say......

[OSTARAEB4]

Your arrow hit the bullseye! What a shame the coward is at "FACES", and won't show his face. His behavior is also indicative of the rampant homophobia in America and throughout the world. Ashburn is the worst coward of all. Hypocrisy like this and hetero ppl caught in adulterous affairs are what drove me out of supporting Repubs and has left the emperor naked when the curtain goes up. How I love the fact that so many gay people are laughing through absolute fury.

[lelandpmorrill]

ROTFLMGAO....STILL!

[LapanceAcademy]

but thank you all for your support, please post/blog/tweet this video and help me spread the plain truth...

[LapanceAcademy]

@terminaldeity - the word "fucking" always enters my lexicon - I blame one too many Carlin and Pryor albums, but point taken,,,

@Lucem2 - i know plenty of gay, male/female couples who have born and raised children. it doesn't imply bisexuality, it represents a desire to be "normal."

and RollJob88 *must* be from Boston. folks love the word "fag" up there...

[terminaldeity]

I maintain that "fuck" is the most linguistically versatile word in the English language.

[RollJob88]

haha, i love it. this Ashburn was a fag. the definition fag. there is nothing wrong with being gay. but there's a lot wrong with being a fag.

[Lucem2]

Chances are the senator is Bisexual if he has a Family with Kids, etc

This black or white, gay or straight duality is pervasive. Human Sexuality has more nuances than that.

You have good points.

[Pilgrim812]

Well done. Hypocrisy is part and parcel with the human condition.

[veggievampire]

i want your meat in my mouth

[ZenCross1]

Poor Sen Ashburn - a little self-loathing can go a long way. Go figure.  Great delivery, bro. This video made me subscribe to you.

[terminaldeity]

"Glottalisms and hard consonants"

Indeed, lots of glottal stops. Also the words are often preceded by the word "fucking," making them even angrier.