Tell You How To Tell Me

[iTube4ux]

you should give humans as many genes as possible..

[PrisonerJohnDrake2]

At 0:10, Gosh she's so transcendently beautiful looking. It's like a better species.

[randulphh]

i'd send something else to you...no, not news

[Mrtvababa]

molly hast to many friends requests on facebook...some1 make a fan page

[kaizersabre]

AXIS OF AWESOME!! YEAH!! 0:30

[technologywontsaveus]

Hm, something that is "outstanding, unique, important, amzing and awesome." Can only be Molly. <3 :D

[Stripdancer100]

Wow... If that catching of knife was not a reverse action, that was EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! Molly, please don't do this anymore!

[theelderscrollsfreak]

wut the he**

[THECOMMENTER10000]

I don't know why, but I would love to have you as a sister

[TheSonOfDumb]

@THECOMMENTER10000

Oh, so you can lick her va-never mind.

[StupidTeenTV]

Molly ~ you should cover the Grey Label technology that Polaroid + Gaga have discussed.

[tsunasandwich]

whoa! i didnt even notice that she gained weight! she still looks good though :)

[alamt123]

remember how we once hated molly?

[petaaaaa1234]

talk about the parts of the healthcare overhaul in america that went into effect on 1/1/2011

[httprover]

Do epiphanies count as news?

[TehLunaScamander]

"This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male  25-34

Male 18-24

Male 13-17"

Hmm.

[PlayGenSeriousGames]

@TehLunaScamander that's because we love Molly

[cricketbat08]

It was so quiet in the Rocketboom office, you could have heard a mouse pissing on velvet.

[doctorcatsburger]

Australian flooding,

[RICEwithCOKEnJUICE]

never knew a piece of paper can break glass

[jameskennedy80]

I dislike the way a British person says the date using the American format. Sad I know.

[fluentread]

send it on in ...lol she knows 'bout youse boys out dere!

[sefspam]

Slow News Day huh....

[nortenero]

@sefspam LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

[brothercrow]

I totally thought she dissed Digg by not mentioning them.

[iwanttogohome]

I saw her boobs jiggle.

[Poki3]

I think you should talk about the fact that we're running out of free IP ranges in about 40 days, and IPv6 is still poorly implemented.

[TheRydog100]

How 'bout Digg

[spasticpanda]

Crowdsourcing your work? Interesting.

[puregab]

What about Reddit?

[hellotwat]

much nicer hair in this vid

[wazerzeke]

molly is relative to my interests

[rnb8220]

I like to think of Molly as a British version of Robin from How I Met Your Mother, hah hah

[johnnytastetest]

A glimpse at the script from tomorrow's video:

"Hello and good Wednesday, January 5th, two-thousand and eleven -- I'm Molly, and this is Rocketboom! After yesterday's broadcast, I received an overwhelming flood of emails from our male viewers. The subject they unanimously want me to discuss? Pictures of their genitals."

[gautski1]

That email adress is going to get so spamed by horny mail

[oamarsh]

how many emails of peoples junk is molly going to get??



[Reschat]

I mostly use RSS feeds (and a hell lot of them) to get informed of new/awesome stuff. But I occasionally also get it from Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/YouTub­e (in addition to my Tumblr and YouTube RSS feeds).

If it is interesting enough I post it on Tumblr, sometimes also on Twitter - and my Tweets are then posted on Facebook.

:-)

[Regusername]

I am Regwah on Yahoo Answers & Flickr, I post new photos most days but I don't know if they're Molly worthy.

[FezzFix]

watch?v=j8OmfnjGajo

Just sayin ;P

[MudScarf]

I wonder how creeped-out Molly is by all of you.

[laom20]

I LOVE YOU MOLLYY!!

[kenyoo611]

I want to put my huge throbbing boner in mollys wet pussy NOW

[TheeDarkBatman]

Girl emaillll.... /Scott Pilgrim.

[Tanru2000]

What was the video where Molly points to Australia?

[ftwsmp]

Molly, you just broke an unwritten rule of Tumblr.

Never mention Tumblr on any other website.

Damn! I just broke it too!

:-(

[marianislikesocool]

@ftwsmp GODDDAAAAMMNNN

[ftwsmp]

@marianislikesocool She did it first!

[f00db01]

@ftwsmp tumblr didnt make that rule about tumblr..... newfag

[Iced1992]

@f00db01 That's why it's called "unwritten," moron.

[f00db01]

@Iced1992 the rule is written... but not by tumblr. also newfag -_-

[ThaRealElTigra]

Now I can send some intriguing news for MAWLLY FROM RAWKETBEWM

[PinNeiiY]

Molly <3

[lotusgirl002]

just saying,

ROFLOLMAO, oh Molly~

[Hemulen40]

Tell ye a tall tale !

[FredrikFlintstone]

@WilAzzamEdison.

Best comment ever.

[Csuperjo1]

i love you Molly!

[2bazar]

Great eyes eh!

[WilAzzamEdison]

GOOD Finally.. we have TITS ... Nice to see you Molly :) Love ya.. Always..

I still wanna bang like Two Epileptic Rabbits with hiccups ..

[goodhardlife]

ok Molly but I think I speak about everyone here when I say we prefer to say it to you in person...... so give us your number and we will contact you :D

[joen0411]

Do I even have to tell you to do a story about the birds dropping dead.

[GmasterRED]

0:56....let me guess money right?

LOL! Now they think they can trick us into sending them our memes directly! They don't even have to lurk the chans anymore!

[CheezyBeenz123]

this one time, i found a dead rat but i didnt taste that good and now i have bad poopee.

[vineet131]

Bet she has no idea whats shes saying..

[bloodorigin]

Thanks Molly

[okemes26]

Here's a story. Something we can also do a study on.

Molly Obsession.

[GmasterRED]

@okemes26

It'd have to be independently done, so Ellie would have to do it. That would cause jelly, though.

[joen0411]

Yesterday someone told me the world is going to end 8 days before my birthday. You could do a story about that.

[eruheru]

@joen0411 I feel your pain, it's one day before I turn 20

[jhonrobert96]

lol, i love the axis of awesome.

[d3st88]

Molly is my heroin. I'm fixed for a few hours now. But I'll be back for more.

[Owlleen]

@d3st88 She's a drug? or did you mean heroine?

[GmasterRED]

@Owlleen

"Fix" indicates drug.

[boxmour1]

is she english ? or hawaian? or irish...wth..if any1 knows please tell me. its driving me insane!

[otheus]

@boxmour1 She's british-canadian and moved to NYC several years ago to host rocketboom. Her blog spells it out.

[MaywitherDragon]

lol mememolly is so adorable she makes me a pervert!

[johnnytastetest]

@MaywitherDragon - I have a feeling you're a pervert from way back.

[ashwinkga]

yeah theres nothing else to say but that SHE IS SO CUTEEEEEE

[freespace21]

You're telling me I can tell Molly what to tell me?

[ABitwize]

someday. . i will come up with the perfect comment and molly will see it. . and then she will track me down and ask me to marry her. . at first i will play hard to get and say stuff like "WHOA. slow down Molly. This is way too fast for me. . " GOOBS!!

[s4m5on]

awww molly cute accent is fading little by little :( but damn is she ever easy on the eyes

[loopstheloop]

How about Molly, you tell us the story of how you got knocked up?

(You *are* pregnant, right?)

[GmasterRED]

@loopstheloop

She was a few months ago, but she got an abortion.

Or so the rumors go. 

[jennysupports]

what happened to the other ppl.... i miss them

[ashwinkga]

@jennysupports Am sure u r the only one missing others when molly is here lol

[okemes26]

@jennysupports Yes i miss them too.

[jennysupports]

@okemes26 atleast somebody agrees with me

[AndNoted]

i'm unsubscribing

[Kattenslilla]

@AndNoted Also, I managed to get a bit higher rank on SC2 in the 1v1 ladder, do you care? No.

[AndNoted]

@Kattenslilla CONGRATULATIONS! I'm happy to hear you're moving up in the rankings. Keep up the good work and never give up!

[maksphoto78]

@AndNoted Goo, means there's moar of Molly for us!

[AndNoted]

@maksphoto78 fin, i hop ur heppy

[kingbingbongboo]

wow you did not think that email thing through. do you even read the comments? in five hours the inbox shall say over 9000 and only 1 of them will be it a story for you to read out

[kabwalt]

True Roger Fedderer is pretty outstanding.

[anthmoo]

lol @ 'perverts' vs 'perverts pretending not to be perverts to impress molly' comment wars

[Texasbbqrock]

Talk about, how the goverment says, they will help and refinance your home. But they are putting people on the street. Foreclosure rates are on the rise. We the people. Deserve some voice. Gather all of the facts and maybe you will make Fox News.

[Selo79]

love you molly!!, just sayin

[goatcheese2]

Molly is so fuckin gorgeous raaaAaaaaaaaaaarrr penis rage!!!!

[PhonixRMF]

"Just sayin' :)"

love that part =)

[TehBryMan]

Molly is relevant to my interests

[DemonDash]

you're asking for it molly with this one

[iiPOiZoNeii]

@apehodet I know you want to get throat fucked by a black person but i know ur racist u sent me that disgusting PM last night. What I can do though is setup a CreamPie in the ass through a glory hole. I won't tell u it's a black person it may be but it may be not just don't Look back while he's fucking u kk

[kingkong8974]

Blank Paper!!!!!

[BRGxRandomHero]

tell us how fluoride is dumbing down our nation

[hackneo64]

Molly looks like my Ex Kimberly

[skidd16]

OMG I GOT MOLLYS EMAIL

[30gb30]

um..

[leungclj]

nice one rocketboom! make us do the work for you!!!!!

[berdgar]

ZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzz

[firemblemrules9]

Major yay for Axis of Awesome at 0:29 You can't go wrong with a friggin' bird plane.

[Yakita60]

come on, you guys. you know the majority of Youtube is made up of 13 year old trolls who happen to come out when they see a pretty girl on their screen (or if an ugly one comes up instantly whip out the good ol' "women in the kitchen"...jokes) or to create stupid console wars that no with a life cares about.

All we can do is ignore them....

[firemblemrules9]

@Yakita60 Shut up and make me a sandwich! Naw, in all seriousness I totally agree with you. Nice work.

[SuperSN96]

@Yakita60 Agreed!

[TheSlyFox16]

@Yakita60 but the women in the kitchen jokes are so funny... i mean if you dont take them seriously... just like any other good joke

[Yakita60]

@TheSlyFox16 lol thats true when someone adds an ORIGINAL twist to them, they are freakin hilarious!! unfortunately this is rare on the Youtube. So...it usually becomes dry and irritating -__-

[TheSlyFox16]

@Yakita60 you got me there... your right about it on youtube... especially on Molly's videos.. it gets creepy really quick when you scroll through the comments lol

[jv507]

whats the song?!

[27feathers]

horizontal stripes should always be a no.

[zonda111]

@27feathers if your fat

[SkeletonAge3]

Everyones comments on this video are about other peoples comments none of which pretain to the video.O_O

[plus16hrs]

it's the internet... people have and will always make dumb comments. might as well get over it now people.

[uncachable]

@gameguru42392 I'd like to make known that I do not watch Rocketboom to fap to Molly. I watch it because I'm a nerd that like science. :D

[gameguru42392]

@uncachable good for you dude. good for you. good to see someone has some kind of brain on this website -,-

[MadexPL]

i want her to be in some porn..

[3Royce]

Its amazing! It doesn't matter WHAT she's saying. I'm just plain happy after I watch it :)

[LulzBat]

@3Royce Thats becuase youre a faggot son.

[PontoonWorldChampion]

Running out of ideas? Let me become Durham uni correspondent for Rocketboom then!

[quackastan1]

You're relevent to my interests, Molly.

[katiexbohxbatie]

Can Molly read all the news for all the news channels, everywhere? And if it's a slow news day, she can just read nutritional labels. I'll tune in.

[33dgtp]

Twenty-Eleven - 5 syllables

Two Thousand ( and ) Eleven - 6 ( 7) syllables

funny thing is, in my language we say "Two thousand eleven" with 5 syllables :D .

[apehodet]

molly is awesome. molly is cute. molly is smart. molly looks amazing. rocketboom is funny. rocketboom is informational. rocketboom is awesome.

[gameguru42392]

i know what's going to happen. molly's going to leave youtube and you sexist sickos are going to be wondering why.

[OrangeKyle91]

THANK YOU for saying "twenty-eleven" instead of "two thousand eleven" or heaven forbid "two thousand AND eleven." It drives me crazy that so many people say one of the latter two!

[gameguru42392]

The problem with this idea is that none of these pervs watch RB for the news, they watch it to fap to molly -.-

[mattblack77nz]

@gameguru42392 Better believe it!

[DeRealUno]

But but you are my source for news stories...

[SuperNewsJunky]

Damn, I thought "Tell You How To Tell Me" was a new meme ...

[gulllars]

Molly dressed as a candy cane... [insert obvious innuendo]

[Punisheryo]

Molly came to my life!!

Thats all that matters...

[gaura]

@Punisheryo You need a girl friend

[Punisheryo]

@gaura U jelly?

[mtdeezy]

5000 birds dying in Arkansas

[andrefrbk]

Molly id fuck you like an alien!

[aavindraa]

Surprised you didn't mention reddit, reddit is #1, easily. And there are subreddits for everything.

[foureyes99]

I'll keep an eye out for cool stuff for you guys.

[phillip8739]

Molly, will you marry me? ;D

[locustkllr]

slow news day huh?

[michu070]

gotta stop buying the glass paper

[Gearholder]

did she just told us to lurk moar?

[cricketbat08]

I like bog snorkelling. You should check dat out, Molly.

[KrankieV2]

god damn people, we all know she's good looking. find something else worthwhile to comment about.

[theonlysweetloverr]

@KrankieV2

Exactly.

[Loreki]

@KrankieV2 That's not likely to happen. Have you ever heard a builder yell at a pretty girl:

"Hey baby! You're intelligent, articulate and have important things to say!"

[GRIZZY1303]

@KrankieV2 i want too fuck her personality. hard.

[Project811]

@KrankieV2 you mean like yourself?

[hahaha10001]

@KrankieV2 You're very beautiful.

[d3st88]

@KrankieV2

Good looking? Was that an insult? She is fant... awe... beau.. dazzl... *sigh* The fitting word hasn't been invented yet to describe her.

[okemes26]

@KrankieV2 How is she THAT good looking? these people must have "missed out" a lot in their lives.

[Darksora79]

@KrankieV2 ......... Man she Hot!!!!!

[YoshiIkagawa]

@KrankieV2 SHE HAD A CLEAVER! AHHHHHHHH!

[GmasterRED]

@KrankieV2

You jelly.

[oetamFCTC]

molly the hottest

[BloodTal0n]

now the regular A4 papers she's throwing are made out of glass too?!

[xXChemicalRoseXx]

Sex

[guilhugas]

found waldo ;)

[maksphoto78]

"Hi, I'm Molly and my boobs bounce every time I move"

[flibber123]

@maksphoto78

I wouldn't call it a bounce, more an enticing jiggle.

[gameguru42392]

@maksphoto78 why the fuck is that the only thing you freaks pay attention to?