I heard Chuck Norris won about 20 nominations for this part of the film, including best Scene, best acting, best appearance by Chuck Norris, Best Chuck Norris impersenation, and some that aren't allowed tto "regular" actors.
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no offense but your just another one of these guys who claims they bum chuck norris when they dont have a clue about him. i understand the 'joke' which isn't even that funny and why dont you just shut the chuck up?
I know about him, He's The Walker Texas ranger, and most of his movies where SOMEHOW he beats the crap out of everybody, except than one movie he died cause his neck snapped.
So shuttup, I know who Chuck norris really is. he was also part of The Mike Huckabee campaign, who also used chuck Norrise as well.
# Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
# Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
# It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Wow, thank you for posting this. Only a visionary genius like you could poorly tape your TV, then upload it here. You have truly made YouTube a better place.
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audveltadmuna 2 months ago
Even with a shitty quaitly video, Chuck Norris stll manages to be more awesome than sex.
CMPunkMassaroSVR 5 months ago
2006 this is really really old
chunificationify 1 year ago
Thank You Chuck Norris, for letting us all witness a brilliant ass whipping by Bruce Lee.
Faztlan 1 year ago
pepsi?¿
luigiymariobrothers 2 years ago
chuck dies in one of his movies?
grendle321 2 years ago
all u people stop being an idiot REALLY grow the fuck up...
goreblood1 2 years ago
stupid
bentbootie 2 years ago 3
fak a
pastaMC 2 years ago
nice pepsi commercial
aimrobot 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is awesome lol
Iamtheman4u2 3 years ago
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Hey attention all freaks, Chuck norris SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
kuf76 3 years ago
so did your mom in bed
NonGuruGuy 3 years ago 5
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That's the worst come-back i've ever heard!!
kuf76 3 years ago
i know
4794870413 3 years ago
I heard Chuck Norris won about 20 nominations for this part of the film, including best Scene, best acting, best appearance by Chuck Norris, Best Chuck Norris impersenation, and some that aren't allowed tto "regular" actors.
SonicRevolution 3 years ago 2
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you must be mistaken that never actually happened
rossy2hotty 3 years ago
.......No offense, but you kinda missed the joke and failed.
SonicRevolution 3 years ago 2
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no offense but your just another one of these guys who claims they bum chuck norris when they dont have a clue about him. i understand the 'joke' which isn't even that funny and why dont you just shut the chuck up?
rossy2hotty 3 years ago
I know about him, He's The Walker Texas ranger, and most of his movies where SOMEHOW he beats the crap out of everybody, except than one movie he died cause his neck snapped.
So shuttup, I know who Chuck norris really is. he was also part of The Mike Huckabee campaign, who also used chuck Norrise as well.
So you still fail.
SonicRevolution 3 years ago
you also realize that u don't know about him because... your retarded you know about his movies... lmao
Th3R34LR47 2 years ago
How does that make me retarted, retard?
SonicRevolution 2 years ago 3
Chuck Norris 2012!!!!!
horseninja 3 years ago
chuck norris can win obama in president debate!!
chuck norris can beat nadal in tenis,with golf stick!!
Jokso87 3 years ago
Chuck Norris jokes suck balls. They are so three years ago.
zodd1985 3 years ago
i agree
4794870413 3 years ago
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Chuck Norris for president!!!!
JohnnyBravo541 3 years ago
come on people cut it with the chuck norris jokes
theyre ANCIENT and not that funny any more
taleofrevenge 3 years ago
FUCK YOU! you little NOOB! chuck norris invented the internet if it wasnt for him you wouldnt even Be writting comments!
o and one more thing!
there is no such thing as extinction just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live
mgsocelot1 3 years ago 2
noob???
is that the best you can come up with
you think your hard cuz you kiss chuck norris's ass every night before he goes to bed
taleofrevenge 3 years ago
hes not good enough to kiss chuck norris ass though
PerryPantha 3 years ago
if you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norris has more than you...
Chuck norris doesnt breathe he holds the air hostage
jadepoloman 3 years ago
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesn't get wet... the water gets chuck norris.
Chuck norris hates raymond.
Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands... they are now simply called the islands.
dashiznit95 3 years ago
# Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
# Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
# It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
c0peh 3 years ago
Poor
burns1210 3 years ago
YOUR A FAGGOT!
w00tbag20 3 years ago
your welcome
skaterdavid 3 years ago
chuck norris = cool
lilmax25 3 years ago 2
what'ts wrong with chuck norris ??
Lemondoe 3 years ago
thank you chuck norris is classic love hoe the evil huy at the end is fat and goes fuck you chuck norris XD
ALSmaniac1 3 years ago
actually he said. "Im Fucking chuck Norris"
tokiwartooth95 3 years ago
actually he said "Fucking Chuck Norris"
Jpbuckers 3 years ago
PHAIL!!!!!
AZnChopstICKx 3 years ago
Chuck Is God xD
Vanykun 4 years ago 3
/fail
MasterShakeBro 4 years ago
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Whoever posted this video...... Is An IDIOT!!!
smellyforge 4 years ago
piss of
keitarorules666 4 years ago 5
Chuck Norris makes it better.
solitaryman098 4 years ago 8
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this
was GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
UnstopableHighkick 4 years ago
Wow, thank you for posting this. Only a visionary genius like you could poorly tape your TV, then upload it here. You have truly made YouTube a better place.
geek97301 4 years ago 51
this suks
bitchhitter14 4 years ago
don't say nuthin bad about the man
willstheone 5 years ago 2