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  • That sound/ambient music...at 4:08, what is that? I've heard it used in several different documentaries. 

  • Welcome... to the *real* world.

  • I like this video because I have computer issues sometimes, and I am obsessed with information. But I find I get more stuff done around the house when my puter is broke lol. I like the "halo" effect to emphasise your Jesus look. Now get a haircut and shave that carpet off your chin, or grow the top part ya damn hippie!

  • nothing to do life is pointless

  • Haha, this is awesome.

  • hahahahaha dude i love this vid :)

  • @tooltime9901

    "... nothing wrong with old monitors"

    They even get you a nice tan ... : )

    After making this short film made for the beholder to reflect upon the beauty in their eyes, isn't it comforting to read all the comments where some people are not able to see beyond your ... freakin' physical computer screen, and no further.

    I had a similar digital breakdown in August ... took a few hours of staring into the wall realizing "this is nuts ... I'm a junkie!"

  • @aNdYmAtTeR by the fact that you're here i can see the rehab went well. ;D

  • This video has so much truth, it reminds me of something I saw on veoh.

    Pretty good video. I think it states tooltimes sentiment even more clearly.

  • As somebody who has been having serious computer issues I relate to this XD great vid, I'd love to see more like it.

  • shit old monitor. Mine is better but crap not shit

  • @Machineghosts actually, aside from the fact that they consume more power and usually can have as high of a display rate, there is nothing wrong with old monitors.

  • Talking about monitor you know NephilimFree has an "EyeFinitySetup" for when he is PedaphilmFree

  • @tooltime9901 i used to have the exact same monitor.... was good to me, unfortunatly was the same size as the table it stood on, sadly i had to convert to a smalled but actually bigger size screen still miss it tho

  • @tooltime9901

    You are comparing with LCDs, but yes! It has 0ms response rate, (usually) better coloration and darker blacks as well. The only technology that is comparable in flat screens are plasma, which don't fit on desks like that too well considering the minimum size for said technology.

  • Are you sure god smote your computer, or did sarah palin come in and fuck shit up.....im leaning towards the latter.

  • I cant live without a computer if i did i would freak out lol.. your pretty hot too huni :)

  • I think this happened to me once, but I usually don't remember events that don't involve my computer.

  • lol. words in them...and stuff. priceless

  • Your computer is a junker! =P

  • wow this short accually resembles a scandinavian indie film about the need to accomplish

  • hahaha is that a compaq 512 mb ram desktop computer?

  • its not my computer I can't live without, its the interwebs I can't live without. But can't have one without the other.. "sigh" the better of two evils.

  • You have zero deductive skills and an equal amount of skepticism. Three things you can't debunk; photos of ground zero with angle cuts on the core columns; firefighters testimony of numerous "secondary" explosions (and extensive lobby damage upon their arrival); the only time IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD a high-rise has collapsed from fire, three in 1 day and Bldg 7 (a block away) was not damaged from Twrs 1 & 2 lik u said either! CLINCHER=PENTAGON VIDEO CONFISCATION??WHY?Still not released????

  • dude, that was pretty badass! btw you also LOOK pretty badass when your hair is let down. makes me miss mine.. was the same length as yours.

  • I wouldn't last a day.

  • Next time you got a PC problem Peter ,you can ask me to help you.

    Thats what i really like to do . helping people out .

    I dont need anything in return.

    like i said ,its what i love to do.

    that is for everyone reading this post.

    cheers

  • Damn man, get a flat screen, they are like $20 now.

  • @squirreljester2 How would that help ?

  • @eldorado61guy I have no idea anymore, I posted this 6 months ago.

  • @squirreljester2 Why should he if his current monitor works? Why fill up landfills? People are so wasteful. I am not one of those morons that buys "Green" but I don't like waste. But if you do have old monitors laying around, take the copper out. There is a long strand wrapped in electrical tape around the back part, and the windings around the CRT. Break the CRT back with a hammer but stup back cause of the vaccum. Makes a cool sound.

  • @squirreljester2 Why should he if his current monitor works? Why fill up landfills? People are so wasteful. I am not one of those morons that buys "Green" but I don't like waste. But if you do have old monitors laying around, take the copper out. There is a long strand wrapped in electrical tape around the back part, and the windings around the CRT. Break the CRT back with a hammer but step back cause of the vaccum. Makes a cool sound.

  • hahahaha!!!! this was great! faved and 5 stars

  • lol. You sir, are a badass.

  • haha, i rly hope that was an AD ref, you sir, are a mouthful!

  • That was pretty cool. Funny stuff. Like the music you put to it too. =)

  • Some good edit shots in there. smooth.

  • we have the same sunglasses yippie!

    but mine are kewler than yours cuz mine are God-blessed.

    yours are just plain ol' rotten evolutionized raybans

    Eat this!

  • um, peter, this statue is of shiva not Jesus - you could at least have learnt your religions before you go out on a rampage to slay Christians ;)

  • That's what happens when you buy a PC.

    I buy a PC and it die.

    I have a Mac from 1996 and it still alive.

  • i have a pc from 1990 and it still works so whats your point here.

  • I think he means that macs don't have a lot of capacity for ram -- on my old pc the only thing you could download was napster ( yeah I know, ancient ) and then the memory was full.

  • My custom built PC would destroy your Mac in a comparison test.

  • one word LINUX

    case closed

  • Karmic Koala.

  • Story of my life!

  • 4/5.

    A few cheesy scenes.

    "Save yourself! Go outside!  Do something!"- the CDC

  • Lol I love this!

  • Well done, love.

  • MAN! I had the same idea for a film :( damn fucfking damn.. Is it okay that i use this idea for my own?

    Regards me

  • Everything was really good. If you could just stop smiling... haha.

  • This has been my life, the past few weeks I haven't had an urge to go on the computer.

  • I love the angles and the lighting used throughout this video, also ur an official dork XD

  • Work of genius

  • Great video!

    "god... finally decided to... smite my computer"

    Hilarious!

  • I remembered when the power was cut for 6 hours here. I could do nothing with electronics for 6 hours. And I am a fucking electronic musician. Makes you appreciate it even more

  • lmao 6 hours, i have been without power 12 hours 3 days in a row for repairs.

  • wierd you not refuting someones vidio...

    i would like to see a far more serious and convoluted vidio. one made purely of textures. the dark grating blurry stuff, agianst the nature meditative stuff..

    something unclear enough each viewer gets a different story or feeling from it.

    you have the technical skill

    you should give it a shot, have us arguing about it. "its about the duality of man!" "no it is about death and rebirth!" "no it is about the unending struggle between light and dark"

  • computers piss me off, i want to get a high-end gaming rig, that would be fuckin cool

  • oh wow you are pretty atractive! you have some talent, could use some work, but good none the less. XD

  • tooltime9901 is a true artist. cody weber only wishes to be one

  • @TimeForAPsycoHoliday No, Cody Weber is very much an artist. And a very fine one at that.

  • @thevideoguy555 cody is a wannbe whinny ass punk bitch that snaps a few shots with a dinky ass camera and says some cry baby shit and says he is expressing him self.if you want i can cry about non important shit that is easaly fixable and call it art if that make me an artist then art is dead to me

  • Verify for yourself the refutation of this argument by Rozeboosje "Riddle me this" using Shannon's entropy equation.

  • This is awesome.

  • "Moments from total enlightenment..." Oh my computers here XD. I have my guitar too, but when my old computer broke down I just felt empty... o____o 5*

  • you look like Cam Gigandet in Twilight where he played the vampire that tried to kill Bella

  • "Jesus? Is that you Jesus?

    hahaha I lol'd

  • HAHAHAHA good video!!!

  • Nicely done 5 *****

  • ooh my computers here. best line ever!

  • Hey Baby Nice Hair

  • i had to go without my internet and my sky tv last week, and now i am sunburnt, but atleast my internet is back on!

  • I liked this quite a bit, it was a good satire, very funny in quite a few parts.

  • I have to give it to you Peter, this is one of the best pieces of satire I have ever seen on YouTube.

    But I have to warn you though - MANY a true word is said in jest.

    May God bless you.

  • I once survived a month without computer or television. It was fun, I read books n played guitar.

    But ever since the internet came back, I have become addicted to it.

    It sucks. But not really...I don't know anymore. LOL

  • haha his was insane! very nice

    favourited

  • wow. that was cool. There was something very Dr Who-ish about the whole thing... probably the music

  • i dont know what id do without my computer, i freak out when it doesnt work.

    i hate taking to get it fixed.....it feels like the end of the world if i dont have enough money to get it fixed.

  • I CAME

  • All videos should be like this. only 5,6k views? what the fuck

  • poop spot on the number 4

  • you've got pretty eyes <3

  • I always find it striking odd that even the most devout atheist swear by Gods name in heaven. He says "dammit" I have noticed. If he really doesn't believe in God, he would not say dammit. He believes in God. He just hates God is what it really is. I bet 10 to 1 if he were about to wreck his car into a head own collision and knew his end may be near, he would say "Oh God". That one simple prayer before heis about to die may save his soul, pig of a human that he is. I'm a pig as well, mind you.

  • Your point?

  • My point, which I made not of made clear, is that even this evil bastard that hates God has a way of love, truth and salvation for his soul. Its all in the bible.

    When Jesus was up on the cross and getting his ass nailed to the steak, there was two others next to him having the same thing happen. One of them said bull shit, I don't care blah blah, and the other said, yes, I understand. Jesus said to him, your reward will be in heaven today dear soul.

    Its along that sort of line of thinking.

  • Bitch, you shouldn't be swearing.

    Psalms 109:18 As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones

    Matthew 26:74 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.

    (In your understanding of reality) If you died right now, you'd be in hell suffering torturous agony for eternity, that god believes is justified. We can understand why tooly hates god.

  • Catlover. I love you. I know that's going to chap your ass for me to say such a thing, but still, I do love you. Think for a moment dumb ass. If we hate and we hate and we hate, the all we have is hate. Do you like that world you seems to want to make? If we love and forgive and have compassion, then that is the world we make for ourselves. Its all in the bible.

    Jesus says, if a man loses his life, he will gain it.

    You need to venture out forth to grow. Sooner or latter you little snot nose

  • lol. why are you calling me names, if you were only full of love and compasson you wouldn't be doing that and you also wouldn't love me. which means you lied about saying you love , you broke another commandment ! hahaha

  • Your weird. Stop telling internet strangers you love them, you might wind being raped or something.

  • You sure are an angry person catlover. I love you.

    let me tell you dick weed. About 25 years ago I was in a bar room with a friend. He said something to me that has stuck for all these years. Im still trying to make it part of my being. He said to me that he didn't like a certain person that was there in the bar room. He said he didn't like them because they were full of so much hate. I said huah? He said yes. They dont know it but that hate they have will eat them up inside, from inside out.

  • and this friend of yours was in a bar? are you saying that your friend who gave you a random psychic prediction about someone while in a bar a place where you are very suseptble of being drunk , was a coinicidence?

    and im not angry, i actually just smoked some weed about 20 mins ago and im still high so ive been enoying myself here, havent been angry nope. I love you too spamtard, now lets fuck.

  • You are still angry catlover, but you have calmed down a bit. This is good. Correct? Better to make a friend than an enemy? Only compassion can do this. The irony here is if I am compassionate toward a person, I may be doing it in a selfish way, but still, its better than just going through life flat out full of hatred all the time. Correct?

  • I love hating people, gives me euphoria, whichs me happy, and me being happy makes you happy, right? so you wouldnt wanna tell me to do somethng that would make me unhappy cause it would also sacrifice your happyness at the same time. i hate you, your a disgusting bastard who manipulates little boys into having sex with him/her by sayung a little voice in yur head told you too. but if it makes you happy keep doig it bitch little kids dont understand anyway so we all win.

  • I don't read what you type catlover. I literally don't read it. I skim a few words and understand that you are just a dick weed and ignore the rest. You have typed paragraph after paragraph and I have read maybe 5 sentences. Actually, I have not read a single sentence of yours. I just look for a few words through out the paragraph to give me an inclination of your substance. All I know is that you are a dick weed and that I love you in spite of yourself and myself. Thats all I have learned.

  • you like me fuck sake not love, love is for intimate people.

  • I do remember reading something from you catlover that is stuck in my mind. You said you "love to hate". Good luck with that buddy. Let someone know how that has worked out for you before you die, when you are an old man laying on your death bed. The nurse asks: "what about your life old man?" and you say " I loved to hate". Great, just great. Dick weed, youth, ignorant fuck.

  • im a girl btw and im making something of my life so fuck you bitch

  • Wait a minute. Now I am paying attention. You say you are making something of your life and you then tell me "fuck you bitch". Huah? How does that make any sense? Oh well, good enough. Let this old man tell you young lady, that you do not want to go through life full of hate. That is about all the advice I can think of to give you for now. Good luck. :)

  • No, if we only ever hated then hate can't exist because for hate to exist there has to be love because we dont know and distinguise hate if we have never experienced love. if god didnt want us to hate then he should have made it possible for our brains to make us hate, we are no switches in our brains, we have no control over our emotions. we basically puppets. fuck you god and fuck you spamtard. nice name lol i agree with it

  • On your profile it says if you hate something you will say so and speek freely about it. see, we can not help what we hate, like i cant help that i hate you, you dont deservemy love so your not getting it. end of.

    suck my balls jesus you sexy man.

  • Your logic tells you that because he says dammitt he believes in god? It's a common phrase, like 'oh my god' 'christ sake' etc etc. I'm an athiest and i commonly use all these. It's nothing to do with belief in god, it's just something that sticks in your memory, if bang into somthing, you'll automatically go 'jesus christ' or something, cause when you were young people around you did this and you become adopted to it. its also the same as country phrases like 'awsome' 'cool' 'dude' etc.......

  • a bit predictable but entertaining non the less

  • grand one lad ...it was like watching an instant playback of everything I went through when BOTH of my computers went down ...all the best, Mick

  • xD genius!

  • Very well done. Should be featured. I feel it has less viewers than it deserves.

  • "Stare at the screen and pretend it works..."

    lmfao. I know your pain. Life without computers is like a life without salt.

  • i love your hair

  • try ANYTHING!! for crying out loud!!try plugging it again! and again!..its gotta workkkkkkkkkk arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.­.lol

  • grand one, can still feel the panic in my stomach, all the best, Mick

  • I feel like this is what has happened to me over and over again for the last 17 years.

  • I must say sir, excellent lighting.

  • hahah that was great!

  • The close-up shots of your eye, the keyboard and so on looks really really good, professional even!

    What camera do you use?

  • At first I thought it was slow... but as I kept watching I saw the greater meaning of it. It's a good short film.

  • So stop hitting on me you perv!!!

  • Sorry, I may be gay, but I don't date faggots.

  • I thought you knew that every creationist has a tiny dick? You really need to learn your science boy.

  • Yeah, that's why they like to molest children.

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  • What about the time you were suprized at how small your penis is?

  • The whole visual style of this video really captured the feeling of boredom and hopelessness nicely. I know what it's like to have your computer die on you during the summer and it's fucking brutal. Just sucks the life right out of your summer break. Well done man!

  • Loved it. Spurts of funny sewn to shades of sinister, with some pretty impressive visual jiggery-pokery in between. 5/5, favourited.

  • A bit eccentric, but good vid.

  • sweet vid, man

  • Great video, tooltime. Well done =]]

  • This is very well shot.

  • lol

  • Nicely done. Very artistic :)

    Btw, what editing software do you use?

  • Making short movies now?

    Man, I thought you were going to go Annie Dillard for a second.

  • wow, that would most likely be me XD

  • I liked your sunglasses and the Tuvan throat singing!

  • That was awesome.

  • i like it, creative

  • that was not only fucking amazing but fucking hilarious great job tooltime :D

  • lol i love it :)

  • funny stuff man.

  • wow nice effects!

  • Hey man, really nice short film. The shots are awsome. I especially liked the one with the hand and the TV. Reminds me of Tool's Stinkfist video :)

    Work a bit on your acting though.

    Hope you make more!

  • very creative

  • Good lots of ideas.

    In my opinion some of the dialog should be dropped and the guitar sequence seems out of place. I do Like it.

  • yaa that happened to me last week

  • huh oh ...oh well yea is it over... okay yea...well that was great video. (shuts the door as walkn out) that was weird as hell.

  • 1:52 The Ring 3?

  • your so cute (:

  • wow. nicely done

  • hehe, that reminds me how it was when i had no internet for one week. one fucking long week. i went to the movies almost every evening - alone. on the second day i made the soundtrack for "die ewigkeit schmerzt" (also on youtube).

    i was being quite productive without it.

  • Not just that. The idea is creative in itself.

  • Ha awesome.

  • This is pretty darn good :) and, very true to life LOL.

  • Not really. Could always swap the graphics card.

  • very good...

  • I honestly thought while you were laying down in the field I thought you were gonna get Mauled by a bear or something

  • lol this reminds me when i went 2 months without my comp, and the time back in august my internet was down for like 15 days, i just went to bed, and listened to my mp3 and just thinking.....

  • You're SOLD. No matter what your endeavor. !@#$ the Mac suggestion.

  • we may not agree on various things about the universe, but I really love this film! Seriously good job dude, you got some good creative skills! What program did u use? H

  • i just love the shots man and the color is pretty profeccional, you have a good ilumination. i guess a lot of people feel like this if their computer did not work!!! lol

  • well aren't you extremely cute :) and rather funny to boot haha

  • Great vid! "N-n-n-nature" hehe & the part when ur like Jesus is that you lol that was so funny!:)

  • This is great, i love some of the images. You have a real creative mind.

  • This is great! I love how you are on the edge of enlightenment, and then... "Oh, my computer's here!"

  • yeap!! it happens to all of us. just think if we did not have computers???? we would be doing something else.

  • Haha, I have been in this situation... once, twice... five times before.

  • Amazing. I love the slow mental breakdown. :]

  • I think most addicts to their computers and internet feel the same when their computer is over, first they are pissed off, then they want to cry and finally they say to themselves :

    "OK I am a damn nerd who can't live without a machine ! Wow I am that fucked up ?".^__^

  • My internet was down for a while the other day. I briefly felt an emptiness. It's nice to have so much right at my fingertips. Almost any bit of information, that may seem trivial to someone else, can be had in a matter of keystrokes.

  • Man, this is awesome!

  • this was a great short film and i loved the snowy tv etc, and the lighting of those shots.Some cool angles were used as well. I was kind of freaking out b/c thats identicle to my reaction after losing my own computer last year. I ended up meditating outside and hiking and being part of the real world again until I got my mac haha.

  • alright and electric guitar :)

    nice shiva btw, I knew that you were a hindu! you look so damn hinduishy... or something like that

  • It's sad that society can't function without these things anymore. Not like before...

    Same with cars.

  • Nooooo!!! The Enlightenment! So close!

  • 0:37, everyone does that. :o

  • Lmao that was great! :)

  • Wow i have the same computer, but different monitor.

  • i was very amused.

  • Excellent video. You are a very resourceful individual, Tooltime9901.

  • I thought this was a GREAT video. It said so much about the experience we're all having without talking about that experience directly (as in a vlog). I think the video would be improved if it was shorter. I found the individual scenes too long overall. What kind of camera did you use? The landscapes were awesome, but the shots with you in them were odd-looking. You seemed out of focus? Was that intentional? It didn't work for me (if it was). But who cares about that?! Marius

  • thanks. I tried to make this short without flying over everything. I dragged out a couple of things intentionally to build a sort of tension, but i can see how a couple things might have been shorter and/or built up to better. I actually just a lot out from my fists draft. I used a Panasonic gs320. I don't know why the shots of me looked out of focus really. in some cases, i used affects to bloom the highlight and that might be part of it, but not in every shot.