Robot Chicken: Morning Wood

[SuperGoldstar127]

It took me some time to realize that morning wood = boner.

[ferdinand12390]

you cant stop laughing because you know its true

[briancollazo46]

Its Plank

[zombierape32]

my fave part is at 59:00

[ZlashQu]

At least my girlfriend like it.

[TheSpartanRage]

did any1 else notice the sword of omens over billy's bed? 1:10

[goldlover98]

@TheSpartanRage im sorry but where the fuck do you see 1:10??? its a fuckin 30 second video :X

[ZPM7]

@goldlover98 /watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

[hypesboi]

@TheSpartanRage nope just a coochie.

[SerjTankian98]

Smell of wood in THA MOORRRNNNIIINN'

[shockraid1]

I trust Bruce Campbell's taste in wood.

[darkxaur]

Bruce Campbell!

[LeonWrightHearts]

Bruce Campbell approves.

[Captbrass10]

I don't now whats more funny, this video or the comments I have been reading lol

[peacocksandwhich]

I saw this on last night........

[LilThrillaGorilla]

I hope the Mother doesn't have Morning Wood... 0.o

[Whoaman555]

From the makers of Slow Dance Chubby, that's hilarious.

[FaKeDYoo]

i never knew what morning wood joke was........until now

[xXGreenLegendRanXx]

@FaKeDYoo

Welcome to puberty jr.

[Matt21ingly]

Morning wood all you need is your hand to take care of it.

[amzab123]

Bruce Cambell... GOD that movie sucked

[tehfuxx]

robot chicken is the shit

[GiromCalica]

I taught that was an erection

[XSkullOneX]

who the fuck is slow dance chubby

[ShadowsLord25]

@XSkullOneX some fat guy dacing slow problaly

[mguygh]

@ShadowsLord25 no its whe you slow dance with a girl and go on a semi dumb ass

[ShadowsLord25]

@mguygh i was just making a joke no need for the insult

[mguygh]

@ShadowsLord25 sorry dickhead : )

[hypesboi]

@XSkullOneX It's when you get a boner while slow dancing

[Dracosgal8]

Hey its Plank from EEnE!

[mostar1219]

@Dracosgal8 you've seen that show, too? maybe Plank and his family were feeling a bit filthy in this. LOL

[IMSOKOOLful]

omg...this was so awkard!! LMAO

[stewnta]

This fuckin hilarious!!! I just watched it on robot chicken and had to look it up LOL!!!

[loraxe99]

@stewnta same here

[227ujo]

10 people don't have morning wood

[lilHippo]

everyone urban dictionary slow dance chubby

[banan14kab]

@lilHippo I had urbandict it. I haven't heard of that one before.

[massaweed420]

anyone else get the slow-dance chuby part? l

i laughed my ass off

[kd4adv]

wtf! :)

[kham2914]

BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!!!!!!

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

hopefully when he waxes his morning wood it's not with his chainsaw hand

[ElvenWarrior891]

UHHHH THERE'S SAP ON MY MORNING WOOD! DX

[PxKinRea]

Nine people wish to get morning wood but can't

[Gthealpha1]

wheni have wood i can think of anything else beside prn

[MThrow]

Robot Chicken is always a win, it's a MAJOR win with Bruce Campbell in it.

[hentaispyder]

its stick stickly

[UZPAndTheistegg]

I Don't Get It.

[DMJR13]

8 people have vaginas

[volcaronamaster]

I have Afternoon Wood!

[cynoodles]

Thank god, I thought that I was the only one who had eyes on his dick...

[cussingbatman]

@cynoodles ................

[Taricus]

@cynoodles Wacky Googly Eyes at that!

[N1NJ4F15H]

new ringtone?i would love to have this as my ringtone

[10JWoww]

I love Bruce Campbell just a little bit more for this.

[mysterykcad]

The first time I saw this, I didn't get it.

[zachtheawesome1000]

billy,were you playing with your morning wood? XD

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

The best way to start your day is to play with your "Morning Wood" >)

[KiddyGrade8]

@BoyWhoLikesTV

I'd rather start my day sharing my morning wood with a beautiful woman.

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

@KiddyGrade8 True, but tell me this. Is there a beautiful woman in your bed every morning and do YOU always have morning wood?

[KiddyGrade8]

@BoyWhoLikesTV

Possibly. :P

[SuperGates32]

THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN MORNING WOOD

[Kento617]

@SpicyTofuZ9 Johnny 2x4? everything makes sense now! I mean Johnny always said "plank sees things". I guess morning wood was one of them lol. =P

[TFfan92]

Six people don't get to play with their morning wood.

[S1L3NCIOSO]

@TFfan92 Cus they sleep with their parents lmao

[Jaystonee1]

@TFfan92 make that 9

[23dinoco]

whats morning wood

[Darkness19Z]

@23dinoco its a boner in the morning

[ultraman895]

Thumbs up if u have Morning Wood!!! :D

[keimeira]

"and i can't start the day w/o waxing my morning wood" lol

[anddudewaslike]

5 people have never experienced Morning Wood.

[SuspectIGraff2o3]

this is by far the best skit they ever made.

[xLightningWolFx]

@SuspectIGraff2o3 this and grandmas a angel now are my favorite lol

[CrazyClara101]

CRAP!!!I DON'T HAVE MORNING WOOD!

[CrazyClara101]

CRAP!!!I SON'T HAVE MORNING WOOD!

[MikSevilla]

press 2 multiple times

[bigsmoke53]

I HAVE MORNING WOOD!! :D

[speedboy6776]

i fucking hate morning wood.... never lets me go back to sleep until i jack off....

[doomfan12345]

@speedboy6776 same here

[below61]

@speedboy6776 yeah and laying on your front is filled with unbearable pain. i would know, i just woke up

[MrThedude77777]

@speedboy6776

I feel the same way about slow dance chubby.

[ps3guy201]

@speedboy6776 Judging by your name, it happens pretty damn quick!

[speedboy6776]

@ps3guy201 haaha, nah bro made this name a long ass time ago

[nibargerswife51482]

Awesome...Bruce Campbell :D

[Shotgunnova]

Aww yeah, Bruce adds style to any skit!

[boettcherownzu]

So that's what Plank was for in Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy.

[dcfield21]

The Scion add reminded me of another Robot Chicken episode. The one where Stomp is being played, those that don't leave end up killing themselves.

[toughcookie409]

WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WHATS THE FIRST THING THAT YOU SEE, YOOURR DICK~

[satinsguard]

@toughcookie409 That's the joke.

[4525Reality]

Everyday i swear

[konohanominato]

whats slow dance chubby?

[GSPACEUnit]

@vasha75 thats the joke

[Varegess]

Sorry, I wanted to watch a 34 second clip of Robot Chicken, but the ads keep crashing the video. Can't watch it. Youtube needs to get better or they need to stop whoreing advertisement as much.

[zipperl3]

30 second ad then, "An error occured. Please try again later".

FUUUUUUUUUU-

[everlot1000]

@zipperl3 im glad im not the only one >:(

[GRUmovies]

Imagine if a blind guy watched this

[Nogorn]

@GRUmovies blind people cant watch

[GRUmovies]

@Nogorn You failed to get the joke

[Nogorn]

@GRUmovies Not really. im just stating that blind ppl cant see so u should have said imagine if a blind person heard this

[carlosthecrazy345]

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT MOBY DICK?! FUCKING COMMERCIALS!!

[carlosthecrazy345]

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT MOBY DICK?!

[KeiPyn24]

Man  I am really sick of these commercials!

[KeiPyn24]

Man I am really sick of these commercials!

[Casper3417]

I cant start my day without waxing my morning wood

[SailorKairi]

"Slow-Dance Chubby." Wow. Just wow. 

[nightviper12345]

30 second ad and a 34 second vid whats wrong with this! XD

[L0st]

FUCK OLIVE GARDEN I ALREADY TRIED YOUR CHICKEN SCALLOPINI DISH I WANT TO WATCH MY DAMN VIDEO!

[angelswillarise]

"hey i like robot chicken, lets watch a..." JOIN THE ARMY!!!

awwh fuck.

[DanBonRP]

the ad was longer then the video

[MrBaixiong]

I can't go to work without waxing my morning wood.

[PCGamerNET]

@SpicyTofuZ9 Don't you mean reference?

[GuitarRockinChick18]

It's bruce campbell's morning BOOM STICK!!!!!

[xratedMadHattress]

So. Many. Commercials.

[lidaro024]

LMAOOOOOOO

[greyskull1984]

funny



[MrStickysonic]

the morning wood song is the best lol

[phillyphilliesfan]

This episode stinks. Robot Chicken is old.

[xXJacobBuckXx]

ZOMFGOW! BRUCE!

[abc1236092]

I always wax my morning wood in the morning

[holypoop88]

I woke up with morning wood... and a wet dream XD

[th3unkn0wn117]

Dude my morning wood is huge!

[MrArnazdestruction13]

85 ppl woke up with morning wood, and 2 ppl sadly couldn't find their morning wood

[ortega979]

2 people don't have a morning wood

[13Gerrit57]

Johnny from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy's best friend is his morning wood.

[achilleskid820]

@13Gerrit57 lol he has his morning wood everywhere he goes!

[mepacon]

IT is almost my birthday too! LOL

[HBT7O7]

hahahahahahah

[6yhinata]

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperOhyeah12]

@6yhinata happy birthday fucking assshole bitch i hope your family dies and i raped your mo through the ass

[ResidentEvilZombieX7]

@SuperOhyeah12 thank u i hate these ppl saying shit like that

[Quadroblitz]

@6yhinata

Happy Birthday!! You get a new toilet!

[Chucktanium]

Chuck Norris can kill you quickly, but Bruce Campbell is too busy with his morning wood to care about such trivial tasks

[ronfarvay]

Slowdance Chubby sounds like a super villain.

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

boner joke. XD

[mustangjoe]

wtf its video not working....

[idolguns]

I like playing with my Morning Wood when I first wake up. It helps prepare me for all the other times I get fucked throughout the rest of the day LOL

[Wattster47]

lol, i remember (slow dance chubby) from jr. high

[rockfite]

Lol how creative.

[Weapon01]

Bruce Campbell... FTW!!!

[demonwolfdawg]

LOL

[xCFROx]

lol the dog attacks his morning wood. just like real life

[MrFucktheworld187]

i take viagra to help me sleep it keeps me from rolling out of the bed

[selenaNdemiDOMINATE]

@MrFucktheworld187 omg.....lol xD

[ALLFYE]

Slow dance chubby

[codafett]

Tenth!! Also Hoory for morning wood.

[xxxsssxxxsss]

BRUCE!!!!!!!

[evnbrw]

LOL "its ok ur dad has morning wood too"

[bmizzle420]

this is my favorite scene from robot chicken EVER

[ThePatriotsplanet]

lol

[SexaulJawa]

First!

[shadowguard29]

@SexaulJawa is that really neccesary?

[TakashiYuza]

@shadowguard29 Third!

[SexaulJawa]

@shadowguard29 Yes!