Facebook Stalker

[m19b84h]

Lol this reminds me of my daughters mom. Wow my grandma said my grandad used to stalk her and play that police song "every breath you take every step you take I'll be watching you"

[winning616]

Hahaha WTF

[teargas666whoopwhoop]

kinda true but funny at the same time

[JoeNationTV]

I am the creator of this video and it has more hits on here than on my channel.. yayyyy

[harris3693]

@JoeNationTV LMAO, are u actualy Steve the stalker :D!!!!

[tophatchristy]

81 people where stalked by Steve

[chisel954]

lol great

[bluevenom50]

Thats 50% extra success, now thats progress

[rosmanari]

So weird

[mrtornadowarning]

Holy crap!!!!!

[pnutbuttaluvva]

ummmmmm................. majorly creepy! help! i think there is somthing out side of my window. ccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyy



[MrSadsda]

is that joenation?

[HairH2O]

LMAO this is funny

[alex0895]

Holy shit,I can't believe i was like that a few months ago

[iloveramunepop17]

No crazy girls want some random guy they meet a the bar. whos preferably married and a guy to zoom into there room with vampire powers and tell them they have been watching them sleep for a while lol. And for facebook info being showed like that its true stuff but u can always take ur's off

[Gaybasher100]

@UrbanCougarStalker Hey dumb fuck what do you think the cops are going to say to me after I show them the types of messages like you just sent me? Lol. You have nothing you fucking idiot. If anything it would be great because I would actually get to find out your real name and whereabouts. What do you think would happen after that?

[BCete]

O_O errrrr

[mossbergization]

I deleted mine. Myspace too. =) Never felt better. Youtube is next.

[HalloweenMan18]

I am a proud Facebook stalker. In high school, I was different and made fun of a lot, and now I use Facebook to stalk, harass, and terrorize my enemies. I usually make up false identities, then steal their personal information and photos, and find out where they live and hang out. I will begin terrorizing them in the places they hang out in my classic white horror mask, and post on their wall, "THE HALLOWEEN MAN IS WATCHING YOU." Ah, the memories....so fun...

[1991ByronMitchell]

lol omg thats horrible lmao

[Zim804]

face rape.com

[tweetylova09]

LOL thats freaky, facebook is a scary place srsly... I'd rather not know what goes on in ppl's life 24/7[not that I have a problem with ppl that do that...lol]...I like to keep a few close real friends, whom I know and trust...not some wierdos lol.. I only have one to talk to close friends/family[private messaging]. I don't have a wall lol. Even my profile is private... your above vid is exactly why hahaha...

[capucchan8]

how does facebook pick which friends to show in your profile? for me it shows the same 7 people as well as their pics and old status updates when I search for stuff on facebook, I figure at least some of them are stalking me lol haha

[TheMax2132]

ay how did you cppy and past to find out where someone lives?

[kimmycocopoof]

Ok so I am being chased by a guy everywhere so I need your opinion do you think I am being liked or stalked? Tell me in the comments on being stalked video uploaded by kimmycocopoof' channel thanks and please subscribe!

[Jigallo6654]

I'm stalking a cutie right now. I call her Snoogle Pum but her real name is Christina. She's leaving for West Point soon, but eventually I'll buy my travel trailer and chase her all over the country, and even the world someday!

[AbercrombieChickk1]

Haha(: this made me laugh,(:

[musiqchild007]

Isn't that Joe from JoeNation?

[TheTosh1982]

o.O



[Jigallo6654]

I'm stalking a cutie right now. One day I'll kidnap her. Can't wait to pee in her butt.

[Freakingwork]

@Jigallo6654 lolz

[MrJmazing1]

You should ad some kind of disclaimer with an air of seriousness aimed toward the majority of people who will watch this and dismiss the seriousness of the message as just a humorous video :)

[EvelinLead]

cool must see facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

[harris3693]

@l337pwnage Well, If you girls stop playing your fucked up mind games on nice, decent guys and falling for douchebags, Then I might have a cent of respect for you girls!!!! Then in a couple of years when the guy who sincerely liked you for who you are is somebody and you are a nobody, you go after them and they reject you because you didn't give them a second look when you had the chance. For instance, I used to sincerely liked many girls and now I'm in University studying Nuclear Engineering...

[siewen1]

@harris3693 you know...girls can be stalkers too. Besides, some girls get stalked and don't play any games. Don't blame chicks cuz some guys's mental disorders..

[harris3693]

@l337pwnage well, you girls keep on playing your fucked up mind games on innocent guys who aren't as rich as your douche boyfriends and regret it badly when they are someone and you are a nobody which the dude who sincerely loved you rejects you. Like I have sincerely loed many girls for who they are (looks aside) and I am now in University studying Nuclear Engineering where the girls who I liked are in Centennial College or some low key trade school wishing they were with me !!!

[rocker45ize]

creepy

[RhetKrenik]

steampoweref (dot) com let me hack my GF facebook account :D

[xXiDkglitchersXx]

im being stalked by 5different people.

[harris3693]

@xXiDkglitchersXx thats good, lol!!!!

[harris3693]

Facebook, proudly made in the USA for the stalkers of the world!!!!!!

[nikoface]

this is sad because its true

[casualuserable]

good that i've never had facebook

[izofblu]

I couldn't even listen to the song played at the end here..cause when it was out..I did have a stalker..and it was someone I knew! I was freaked out! The song only reminded me of it!

[jenniferlynneduffy]

Hysterical!!  unfortunately it's true.........I know:( Great job. Ya gotta laugh!

[capucchan8]

haha this is awesome

[Poopy1936]

the stalker.

[armandmax]

tinyurl(dot)com/fuckfbook

Facebook does not delete your pictures at all

if you keep the direct link to a picture after you delete it

it will still be viewable even 1 year after you deleted it

[wasaby1289]

Hes in my closet I can see him right now...

[GWARfreak1234]

dude wat the fuck you look like a 78 yr old who is overly obsessed about women god knows you might have even slept with a teenager or child you fucking pediphile you know that that is illegal too right

[sportsrock131]

that's kninda creepy cause its true

[achrisplatko]

brilliant

[MultiRealnews]

some say its stalking .some say it a job.(facebook stalking.becareful of the info you put on facebook........someone could be stalking you.

[MadamLambert]

i had a stalker on facebook. it was really weird i hated it. he'd act like if he knew me and he would tell me he loved me and would wait for me. also he knew who i was friends with so he can get a quicket access to me..plus i took him off my friends list and later on he friend requested me i even blocked his stupid ass idk how he got to me.

[daninkanimationscrew]

isnt that joenation

[MrSuperfrogman1]

There was a stalker at my school outside the a teacher chased him down and caught him and then the cops came and got the stalker

[isair81]

And this is why you shouldn't enter too much personal information on facebook.

Just, don't. do it.

[Eternalsummersong]

I know how to shoot a gun and I do not sleep soundly. Anyone that even thinks of stalking me will die. -_-

[240Ivan042]

@Eternalsummersong

I'd take the chance

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: Lol! Wow...you really want shot don't you?

[240Ivan042]

@Eternalsummersong Maybee<33

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: Oh well..It can't get any worse then what happened to me on Christmas....Worse Christmas EVER! >_<

[240Ivan042]

@Eternalsummersong  Whatt happened? o_o''

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: My mother stayed with us for Christmas...and she overdosed on all her medications. She high as a kite. She couldn't even sit on a chair without falling off of it. All she talked about was death. We had to fight with her to keep her from getting a shower because she was so unstable she could fall and kill herself. On Christmas I had to call 911 she fell on our tree and pretty much destroyed all of the presents. My poor, poor laptop....T_T

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: Oh and I ended up staying awake two days in a row. That's how afraid I was that she would hurt/kill herself.

[240Ivan042]

@Eternalsummersong Hmmm, that seems lyk an unforgettable Christmass ;\

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: Yep....unforgettable Christmas alright...It's going to be a LONG time before I forgive her. My sister had to put up with that for a month. Then she tried to put me on a guilt trip which didn't work.

[240Ivan042]

@Eternalsummersong Well, yew gotta think about how unstable she was, so yew can't blame her for wht ever she did, she was uncouncious of her actions..

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: She was always like this. I actually left her when I was 9 and my grandma raised me after that. She was a drunk and a druggie and my step dad was pretty violent and beat her. My mother used me as a shield so I got the brunt of it. And I've got scars were she burnt me with her cigarettes. I've given her so many chances....and I just can't do it anymore.

[Eternalsummersong]

@240Ivan042: I love her. But she is never going to stay at my house anymore.

[KreatorOfDeath1985]

This actually happened to me >.>>>>...>..>>..

Shit Shes probably reading this right now

[Vajsmilan]

Ooooooor, just simply don't make a Facebook account...xD

[roiaquino00]

@Vajsmilan Nice good outstanding idea... xD

[l337pwnage]

Geez, when will guys learn. Girls don't want stalkers, they want some random guy they meet a the bar. Preferably married, so get a fake wedding ring. ;)

[harris3693]

@l337pwnage aka, a pedophile.... good to know girls in NA are just begging to get raped!!!

[spriiix]

@l337pwnage There are girl stalkers too.. It's totally unrelated to gender. A stalker is generally someone with low self esteem, so they don't dare to approach you and their damn clingy and insecure.. And worst of all their not aware their stalkers and that their making you uncomfortable. Please Please make them stop !

[l337pwnage]

@spriiix You just described 99% of women, lol.

[spriiix]

@l337pwnage Good point :)

now I just need to find the remaining 1% :D

Luckily most of my friends are already in that 1%

Ok, wasted way too much time here.. time to go running and meet some friends ;)

[princesskassy91]

OH SHIT they found out how i stalk people! dam! not i have to find a new way...NOT!

[fltjt705]

Ctfu, Facebook isn't meaningless. I was united with a sister whom I had never met up until this year, I located a best friend I hadn't been able to find until Facebook. So umm yea to anyone who says it's pointless... Why do u have an acct then stupid!!!!

[Win2ston]

Not that I am trying to make anyone paranoid ... thought you might enjoy this video

[zrk9a]

I don't understand why people make fun of people like us.

I mean, we are trying to be friendly and nice whats wrong with being nice? we are trying to find out as much about you as possible, we pay attention to you, and did I mentioned we are nice?

[MayiraMcPherson]

no shit! wow, this actually happened to me so its not so funny!

[gangsterbreezy7]

OMG



[SovereignBeing]

this is the whole point of myspace and facebook so the govt can easily record even more details of your lives..that you freely post all over the net..

also set up to attract bullies, cowards and of course, nasty trolls without any lives...

[Tuneman37]

Check out the facebook stalker song by hip feller. It's hellarious. just type hip feller in the search and you should be able to find it

[s1n3rs]

Lmmfao!!!! "town as area"

[Trollercopter]

@s1n3rs townhouse area

[GrandmasterTigerfist]

Facebook is totally meaningless, why cant you people just get some guts and talk to the person you love and tell them your feelings. Its better than doing nothing.

[Emzadi613]

o_O scary!!!!!!

[1998esme]

Stolker SCaryy,!

[CHANNELTHEchelsea]

wow

[MrScorpion500]

@deadperson213 that's iilegal nd good luck wit that she'll probally shoot u

[cheesyflames]

@MrScorpion500 Lol, no duh. He's being sarcastic.

[itsGerbilsworld]

@Deadperson213

You must be so lonely o-o

[cheesyflames]

@Deadperson213 Good idea! I tried hat once but it turned out she was a guy. Still peed in his butt though.

[shadowblack623]

Dude thanks for this video

really good point

[fallout2029]

Damn it's good youtube isn't like face book.

I'd have angry coke snorting disco dancing canucks following me around...egh.

[EMBOOM1111]

Hahahhahahah!!

[jasonsereno]

You can find out how to get laid with Facebok on my page, players! The vid is rated 88% of Funny or Die (37,000 views).

[NarutimateSaiyajin]

This man seriously needs to get a life and get laid, PRONTO!! Believe It!!

[WeThePeopleRleaders]

@NarutimateSaiyajin hes just making a good point.

[skittlez367]

umm i love facebook dats y i keep it private and they hav 2 kno my email 2 add mez!!!

[kurtschats]

@skittlez367 learn to type

[skittlez367]

@kurtschats wow ur stupid! its calld txt tlk!!! Duuh!! but ur too old too kno dat anywayz!!!

[Trollercopter]

@skittIez367 private? I love that belief. Your name is Caitlin Wiggins. You live in Idaho on a street name Crestview.

Yeah that took five minutes.

[brycegrable49]

its funny because its true

[DJMossburgsFootage]

this shit is so funny~!!!!!

[Ciscokid42069]

This was 4 years ago jus imagine if he made a new video like this hahaha facebook is a joke.

[aardvark9100]

You make stalking sound cool. You seem to encourage others to stalk. You speak of stalking in an apathetic yet delighted mannerism. You certainly sicken most people... and I LOVE IT!

[lalala22451]

isnt that kinda called stalking ??

[sueme5]

LMFAO!! dude you are way too FUNNY!! i think you should have your own TV show!!

just a thought...I luv this freaking Video!! i hope you have a great day. 5/5 thumbs up have sub. your #1 Fan!!

-Sueme

[DChatc]

Naturally - This was, afterall, what that site was truly invented for (see the people and organizations that funded the thing, they are all hooked-up with intellegence and advertising).

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[Chocolaatje1010]

I dont like facebook lmao

[Rhodri0110]

Hey - wake up to yourself.

1. Know the difference between harmful and non-harmful behaviour.

2. Take the simple precautions needed against dangerous situations.

3. Don't be a coward.

and

4. DON'T give people ideas on Youtube, if you think that people are going to DO it.

[REDWINGSCHICK]

scary

[iiMiniNinja000]

Holy Crap o.o''

[rrraul21]

XD I'm a facebook Stalker

[jamzilla6]

all you have to do to stop weird people from adding you is Make you status married. and dont put up a picture.

[sueme5]

I Love you!! this video is Super Fantastic!! You are very Talented, Smart and Sexy!!

2 thumbs up!! 5/5 sub and fav. your #1 Fan!!

I sure hope you make more funny videos like this one....you should have you own show!! you have made my day! Thanks! I hope you have a great day. :)

-Tanya

[Luzbel6660]

HOLY CRAP

[JuanGreatMom]

HACK ANYONE'S STATUS MESSAGE! IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS! - /watch?v=MqdaaWvPv5s

[hckanimatormagic]

Good thing I don't have facebook

[EveandKatShow]

creepy

[Alisha4001]

Well this runied my idea for facebook

[inuyashaANDsonic]

.......are u really a stalker????

[MadMan187]

really good video, most of the people are too blind to see...

[Pajenczak0]

FakBok

[TheLittleMonsterX3]

thnx now iknow

[SpiritualLoverofLOVE]

scary

[ilovetotones1]

that sucks, i watched some video of a girl that got killed by som uy who got her address from facebook

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[CassettePlaya1]

Aha early viral videos and the sort of when YouTube first launched..oh nostalgia

[skyangel1997]

lol i watched this at skool 2day, for the anti- bulling thing

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[th3MUTT]

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[JllDavis]

haha! btw check this out: /watch?v=tVGBZb2AeSA this is crazy and looks like no1 here is save ^_^

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[Mizmo182]

LMFAO

[scheisse111]

you shouldn't write too much information into facebook

[egdqv13234]

''every breath you take, every stap you take ill be watching you :|'' LMAO

[SmokenxKush]

lmao.

[darkdream0464]

u look like joenation XD

[isukatlax]

or just don't accept their friend request and set your privacy settings up so you only know the person well enough 0.o

[SmokeThatFatty420]

@isukatlax its not like sum ones gonna have their homephone,homeadress,postal code,and shit

[Hellfyre209]

Wow this is so true. >.>

But the ending music added epic win to this video XD