Borderlands - Nine toes

[GlowMouse09]

Safety first remember kids.

[L9998596]

has 3 balls =>> most epic boss in borderland. =))

[BarWillTender]

HAHA! Love The sign! xD

[j4ff4c3ks1]

AWWH YEAH!

Though his skags are much more of a challenge than he is.

[F3Andy]

Safety Fi(r)st

[TheGALACTICSURGEON]

You woke the wrong dog aw yeah

[KevinTijger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah he is cool man!!!!

[SeamanMajora]

His missing toe is his third ball

[KafeiMouser]

3 dislikes? 3 balls? Wow...

[DoomSkull72]

@KafeiMouser apparently his balls disliked this vid xD

[KafeiMouser]

@DoomSkull72 Lol

[EvilN00ber]

@KafeiMouser LOL YEAH!! Those 3 dislikers each lost one balls.. bahaa

[justinjjd123]

Lmfao also has 3 balls XD

[Joey14418]

U woke the wrong dog with 3 nuts

[xXcorpitoXx]

I love how his unique pistol, "The Clipper"

says,"Don't drop it, you might lose a toe."

[TheMrLycurgus]

SAFETY FIST.

Nuff said.

[ParanoidToaster]

Nipple spikes...

[zeltaf]

groin chop with pelvic thrust? pure awesomeness

[needpancakemix]

Hey guys i dont know if u know this but that guy has 3 balls

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

Nine Toes slapped 2 bitches with his 3 balls! 

[Crissor777]

It's hilarious that his crotch says "Safety First". LOL

[iplaycallofdutynaked]

I wish he wasnt so easy. Second playthrough shot him once in the head and that was it :-/

[Ownography]

His pet skags are more difficult to kill then he is.

[Gman308877]

@Ownography Not with Roland's turret.

[darkemerl3603]

NINE TOES FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolmani1209]

his nipples are deadly O.o

[TheGFTOW]

@coolmani1209 Thats what the tagline should say HAHA

[KittyTawni]

I fucking LOVE 9 toes!!

[ghaoticc]

Explains were the 10th toe went

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ghaoticc Naw... he dropped his gun on his tenth toe a while back. His gun has a description 'Don't drop it... might lose a toe.'

[ghaoticc]

@theguywhoannoysme i ment "he also has 3 balls " :p

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ghaoticc I know.

[FlameJackstar]

i just love this guy xDDD

[jcskate555]

1 person woke the wrong dog

[ravenscaresAL]

His name makes sense, if you check how the gun he drops is named.

[AC8Gambler]

Awww man it's too bad he's the first and easiest boss, he is so awesome. I would have loved him to be like 3rd or 4th he's so fucking epic with that crotch chop.

Although the (You aren't friends) with Sledge was also quite funny... then no more little quotes :(

Could have put a (Oh shiii-) with Rakk Hive and Krom... don't know

[ArmaDraemoran]

@AC8Gambler But i did like "It's medicinal" on the salt flats, he is awesome 2, and he has a nice shotgun :)

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

@ArmaDraemoran

the "Boom Stick" ;p

I refuse to sell it for nostalgic purposes!

[WWECMPunkY2J]

hahaahaha lol er hat 3 eier

[iscrewy]

I thought he said dong

[coolmani1209]

he got 3 balls?

[fgrtyol]

@coolmani1209 lol 3rd ball is his tenth toe

[DestroyTheseWalls]

Iz haz 3 balls wait..... is that not normal????

[simmstarproductions]

he also has 3 balls :D

[bocogost]

first time i saw him i was with three friends and my right after my buddy prone elete says hey look its boco wich is me XD... then every one agreed that was me Xo

[missSydneyP]

The crotch chop makes me laugh

[1johpo]

@missSydneyP calling it a crotch chop makes me laugh

[missSydneyP]

@1johpo Omg you're hilarious! ( :

[1johpo]

@missSydneyP blarg my sarcasm meter is off the charts! ... o lol were you being serious? haha

[Takashi1596]

I lol'd so hard the first time i saw this haha

damn cant wait for monday... gonna get the GOTY edition *.*

[bladeface100]

1 person has woke the wrong dog

[Raeuber13]

3 klöten und 9 zehen! geil oda?

[bouncer2556]

@Raeuber13 english pl0x

[Raeuber13]

@bouncer2556 why? translate it with bing or something else!

[bouncer2556]

@Raeuber13 oooo bing =D

[Raeuber13]

@bouncer2556 if you cant translate it SMB!

[goldengunroda]

in the game i noticed him saying: 'i'm gonna rip your arm of and feet it to your baby'0_o

[Zinkiux]

coolest person in pandora



[Geckoinc2]

oh good, one extra ball to smash with my foot....was that gay?

[buuski]

*Epic air hump*

[Miozi]

btw he has 3 balls

[MrIronWar]

@Miozi I did not know that by the way YOU WOKE WRONG DOG

[bubsAKAvermin]

nipple spikes :O

[JSpiker178]

9 Toes (Also he has 3 balls!) LOL!!!

[ALPHA273]

my fav boss

[01whitesox]

@ALPHA273 i wonder why lol

just kidding

[TehDuffs]

Ahhh, yeah!

[Pupsimon]

the funnier thing is that his weapon says dont let it fall, you could lose a toe

go check it

[mackxzs]

@Pupsimon That's how he lost his 10th toe

[TheMightyDudynator]

@Pupsimon holy shit i never thought of that

[Shadowblaze1357912]

@Pupsimon BWAHAHA! JUST REALISED!

[Akadra]

The suck-it motion is back! Awww yeah, 3 balls.

[cool11197]

Need I mention that he has 3 balls?

[XManXHunterX]

@cool11197 life need a balance

[awsomeman1810]

lol. nine toes.... all so has 3 balls

[MrIronWar]

You woke the wrong dog

[splicersunite]

Also, he has 3 Balls

[DhrSsimsek]

Badass but still piss easy, i started the game yesterday and i just killed him.

Took his shield down with my sniper rifle and blasted him a bit with my pistol, chucked a grenade at him and blasted him some more.... HIS GODDAMN SKAGS ARE STRONGER THAN HIM WTF MAAAAN....

[darkninja456]

You'd think his tenth toe is in his balls.

[Slappymoam]

Best intro ever .

[shadoskill]

has any one thaught wait 9 toes but 3 balls??? lost a toe to gain ball number 3 ?!?!

[m1up]

HAHAHAHH! Best moment yet! :D

[Desro947]

He's so badass! Awsome intro! :P :P

[THEcrimeEATER]

this game has a lot of humor in it

[RickyRiddy2]

@THEcrimeEATER

it was made by gearbox, friends of valve, who made portal and others. what did you expect? :P

[IAMNOTAGIRLIAMAMAN]

safety first

[cforce64]

Think I know where that missing toe went...

[RyanEdge]

3 balls? The extra testosterone alone probably makes him insane

[tankhunters]

@RyanEdge

True, but come on let's face it, Insanity and manliness can go hand in hand like with 9-Toes.

(P.S. Safety Fi st!)

[Tedsta101]

@RyanEdge There is no extra testosterone. He shoved his toe into his sack! 

[flamingpheonix5000]

im at this part and i must say...im so bored!!!! please tell me this game gets better!

[PuppyKatNinja]

@flamingpheonix5000

I felt the same way too but it definatly gets better. Nine-toes is more like an example boss. =/ But yah keep playing it gets better. ^ - ^

[LordBleck2100]

@flamingpheonix5000 It does. You get to drive vehicles and shit later.

[1ms0l33t]

2also he has 3 balls" frikkin hilarious!

[zappin23]

nine toes is the best character for my is so sick and crazy hahah is so cooool

[tehriaz]

this might actually be my favorite part of the game, thank you for this

[KerajaanNasi]

Lol this makes the phrase "how can I last longer with Nine Toes" sound a little too dirty =P

[sickndboy]

ur playing as brick right cause i c the hand wrappings

[WARMAKER1814]

nine toes has somthing just... crazy baddass about him

[halowarrior1000]

Remember kids: SAFTEY FIST!!!Aoohh yeah!

[CheckWizard]

first i was like :| but then i lol'd

[Crystal0mask]

love Nine Toes, he is so freakin hot LOLZ.

I love his metal nipple covers.

[RyanEdge]

you don't mess with a nine toed three balled motherfucker

[failtolawl]

i killed him in 5 seconds. hilarious. i wanted it to last longer.

[L2xMithles]

I loled, when i saw it first time in game :D But Sledge was better.

[ExplosionTits]

I love that game.

[therat1234567]

(also he has 3 balls) wtf

[grimma2]

3 balls = Epic

[Fuutonquick]

what about Krom he was fun to fight!

[shadow4877]

YOU WOKE THE WRONG DOG!

[Samirzor]

"Safety Fist" O_o

[gtaTbogT]

lol 3 balls very importent XD

[Miskenesco]

I thought that was normal... OH GOD-

[Tatatatyler]

nice phoenix i'll have to do that when someone wakes me up or jumps me

[MrIcePho3nix]

You know, if I ever get in a fight, I think I'll say that.

"OH, You woke the WRONG DOG!"

[TyylerS]

(Also has 3 balls)

[Burntoast36]

lol safety fist!

[InfraredCentipede]

I know what I'M going as far Halloween next year...:D

[Worldofwarcraftslave]

Hah, would've gotten together a Borderlands cosplay with a few friends if they had any balls.

[BloodHuman3]

Alright, I'll get the Ball Prop!

[InfraredCentipede]

Who needs a prop when I have the real thing?

[BloodHuman3]

Whaaa?

[InfraredCentipede]

Haaaa YEAH! *crotch chop*

[Pyrotechnican]

lol at the "(he also has 3 balls)"

and the

SAFETY FI ST

[MaverickXIII]

"you should've never come here n' now you're gonna pay!"

[SniperWolf951]

haha! you just gotta love the "crotch chop"

[DawnofNSSD]

SAFETY FI ST

[loekust]

@DawnofNSSD

that is so beautiful

[kazunanakama]

I love how it says "safety first" right in front of his crotch.

[prideofasia99]

"Also has three balls" lol

[FireSign27]

What? No im just saying hes only lvl 5..

I mean 9 toes not the player. I found 9 toes easy but his skag pets were challenging first time.

Then later one when i was around lvl 10, i was in skag gully so i thought i'd go and kill him again, and he was reallly easy, his skags too xD..

I think i killed him in only 2 or 3 melee attacks. Hate wastin bullets on weak things.

I only get like 1 xp from killing him now tho lol.

[dejakhalz]

wow your so cool... NOT

[FireSign27]

hes only lvl 5 xD

[jvemPiRe14]

best boss intro ever

[InfraredCentipede]

Haha I know. I'm glad someone else likes Nine-toes XD

[spnky92]

dude hes the best boss on the fucking game i think i wish he was the final boss cuz hes so fuckin bad ass

[InfraredCentipede]

100% agreed sir

[stolencheezburger]

@spnky92 Sledge was better.

[spnky92]

@stolencheezburger nah dude sledge was a dumbfuck he was a bad ass but i think nine toes is cooler

[CloneTrooper098]

Sledge has a better gun but Nine Toes is way cooler SUCK IT

[TheXrayProductions]

@stolencheezburger (P.S you guys aren't friends) lololol

[ericmarshall19]

@spnky92 because he tells you to suck it? that would be a pretty dumb final boss...