Sp00n plays Heavy Rain Ep: 3 Pressing X to Jason

[any1wantkittens]

WE NEED A FUCKING MEDIC!!

[ROFLPS3suckz]

WTF?! THE GUY JUMPS IN FRONT OF A FUCKING CAR TO SAVE HIS SON! AND THAT BITCH DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM!!!

[pacninjalink]

WTF?! Ethan took the full force of that car and the wife was like fuck you ethan, JASON!

Bitch.

[TheAlexKillerboy]

@pacninjalink Yeah i cant understant that neither ... Ethan took the hit and they werent even under the car or anything like that and hes wife is a whore... he tried to save the kid and she still leaves him....

[jonbimk21]

Uh duhhh!!!!

[MrEaglex3]

Did Jason die?

[TheStoneStunner]

@MrEaglex3 What Do U Think

[kidp09]

who walks across a street

[Archphoenix1]

Damnit! Nova is disguised as clown in this vid :<

[Starwarsrap1]

Why do u ppl care about the balloon?!?! It's stupid.... Poor kid!

[Starwarsrap1]

See? When you think life is at it's best.... Someone you love dies...

[MegaCnlSanders]

poor ball00n

[MegaCnlSanders]

poor sp00n

[TheBlixed]

poor balloon ethan spent 2 $ for it and now it is gone D:

[KamilKamel54]

Oh no, that poor balloon will now reach the ozone layer and pop due to the lack of oxygen past the ozone layer! Its a sad life... :(

[keylimepieman52]

@KamilKamel54 u mean past the atmostsphere not the ozone layer

[KamilKamel54]

Anyone else think the guy at 6:12 looks like Nova

[TheBoss9406]

What the hell was Jason doing in the first place!?!?!?! little prick

[TCGBladeKnight]

Eathan: Jason!

Sp00n: Jason!

Eathan: Jason!!!!

Sp00n: JASOOOOON!!!!!!!!

this goes on for 3 min. Kids gets hit by car. The End. Love the vids sp00n

[bregolingo]

@TCGBladeKnight Yup best video uploaded by spoon ever

[FrozenStormRaiz]

i like how the wife sees her husband get hit by a car but she doesn't give a shit so she checks the kid first and not even caring if her husband died

[superjchamma]

Jason. Jason. Jason! Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason! Jason. *1 minute later* Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! JAYSUN! Jason! JAYSUN! JAYSUN! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! JAYSUN Jason! JAYSUN! JAYSUN! *2 minutes of JAAYSUUUN! later* SHIT! SHEEIT! JAYSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! *5 secs later* *death* Entire Mall scene in a nutshell. XD

[MrJosemanuel1997]

WE NEED A MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMe172]

JASON GNOOUUUUEUUEUUEUEUE

[TheMe172]

Clown: which balloon would you like jason?

Jason: the one that doesn't get me molested.

Clown: oooohhh im sorry we're out of those, all we have is slow impalement

[deoxys199]

Ethan jumped in front of the car and jason dies damn video game logic

[windexism]

best part evar

[MrLeonwars]

OMFG,is car ok?!

[FireFightFilms99]

Jason deserved to die.

[TheDestructionlord]

@FireFightFilms99 WHY THE FUCK IS THAT

[FireFightFilms99]

@TheDestructionlord CUZ HES A STOOPID UN OBEDIENT MORON

[flamingdeathfrombelo]

omg.... that poor balloon! 

[Thomasbear123]

Jason died becures sp00n failed his mission you are a bad farther!!!! and your wife suck!

[onlyrealnumber]

Female drivers, amirite?

[AntiCookie007]

Wait what? How did he get hit?

[ELITEVIDEOMAKER]

he said he didnt have a family i laughed my ass off.

[1short1mister]

is it wrong i started to laugh my ass off when jason got hit by the car?

[imawsome58]

well it was kind of jasons fault

[Gabriel6622]

Wait so Ethan gets hit by the dam car and the wife doesn't even care about him just Jason wtf?

[Airyu06]

My name is Sean and this is awkward.

[CelticsPanda]

After this i never wana meet someone with the name jason

[xXOxR1D3R413Xx]

LOL "aww I got the right one fuck!"

[ambiep519]

Ethan Blocked the car from jason, if anyone should have died then it should have been ethan because he was the one who really got hit

[jacartoons]

what the f*ck kind of dumb kid is that he just wanders of and gets hit by a car that goes 1 mile an hour and dies

[SuperSam565]

noooo say somthing funny

[AdidasStripe3]

Didnt ethan jump infront of him and the car

[sheergalaxy]

@AdidasStripe3 yea how does that work

[punkgeri2]

a kid died on his birthday...that sucks.

[3rixtat3]

that car wsa going about 10 mph

[3rixtat3]

is it just me or is that andy from sentuamessage

[makingpeoplehappy14]

Jason would not be dead but ethan would have a broken back and the wife only pays attention to her son and doesnt even look at ethan wow

[hedlessniper]

Did he died?

[Brownaliers]

If Ethan never called to Jason, he would have never died.

[theBye000]

how in the heck did Jason died

[halo2man123]

I'm glad i watched the serious playthrough before this one because I wouldn't have been able to take any of this one seriously

[skiipia]

Wives only care about children

[RandomBeanns]

Sad face every time.

[KCChiefsAdams]

"Don't fucking lie to him, he knows what he did" Hilarious!

[Pikacuteness1]

Wow the wife didn't even look at Ethan :/ what a sucky wife

[Themexicannatzi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....t­hat poor balloon doesn't have a owner now

[qars73]

Awwww.  My name's Jason.

[jjmara01]

@qars73 *see's a car coming and then looks at you and kicks in on the road* MWAHAHAHAHA

[withyhydra95]

moral of the story:never buy your kid a baloon

[Monedew2]

didnt his parents teach him to look both ways before he crosses

[MrMikkihiiri95]

Jason was a retard and deserved to die. :|

[alphapuggirl120]

JASON YOURE FUCKING RETARDED!

[javiantiagox]

what a dumb kid

[misterfrappichino]

@sirdakkalot you shut the fuck up right now you asshole

[lunarflower17]

i thought the dad got hit

[TheMinparker]

I'm pretty sure it wasn't the car that killed Jason but the impact of it that made his head hit concrete.

[blazegreenthunder]

I wonder what would have happened if he didnt pay the clown and ran after Jason?

[TheMexicanSpaz]

Jason jason jajajajajaason

[SirDakkalot]

That kid has got to be ADHD or something.

[unfunnyclown1]

ja son ja son ja son

[xProEm]

Press 7 For Jason's Death 

[sasoricorrea92]

Wow some of the comments are rude ass fuck yeah I know it's a game but it's still really sad some people just think everything is a joke

[Noblechief12345]

@sasoricorrea92 and some people take things way to seriously its a game

[emospadez]

im glad that moron died

[TheSandyclawz39]

that kid is a fucking retard

[laurens0the0homie]

AND NOW I HATE THE WORD JASON THANKS GAME!

[alternine]

holy shit even sp00n got serious for second when he said he wasnt gonna make a joke about it this game is damn good

[mentalkid300000]

7:48 heavy rain is coming from my dick

[spidie12345]

7:48 Heavy Rain coming from my eyes. :(

[119nicos]

the birds dead due to the fact that it dont want to be in this depressing game no more jeez its all your fault heavy rain :@

[11211joshua]

lllllololololololololololololo­lollpplolpplolpolplopllpllo

[SimaoImexx10]

"give him CPR" XD

[flurrygames]

So he decides to just walk across the street on a crowded day for fun...?

[charlie6871]

its jasons bday pressy

[shamatamazacs13]

i can't uderstand, ethan save jason and the car crash on ethan, how jason died??

[ReonNeon]

Jason had it coming. Damn bastard didn't listen to his dad. The other thing is that his dad is to much of a pussy and won't give the kid a really hard spanking...Hard enough to make the kids ass bleed. :) 

[dwe12312]

i know why he died because its his faith

[Darktimesv]

Jason is stupid

.wat kid his age will leave a mall to go across da street nd leave da mall and his dad when its a lot of ppl :/

[MrDeathbykitten]

YEAH THAT BIRD CAUSE U SHAWN OH YEAH

also idk why jason died because ethan jumped in the way

but if i was ethan i would've blamed shawn 4 the death of

the birdEH

[omgWolfslayer801]

You would think a ten year old wouldn't turn retarded In a 5 minute period

[inobrandon]

I like how no one cares about ethan

[inobrandon]

*Ethan and Jason gets hit*

hello read this?

[ShadowRekiga]

i still dont get how he died x,x

[TheBasinRran]

now when i see a balloon im gonna cry

[dagongent2]

Jason is what we like to call...a retard. He did not listen to his dad, because of his mental disabilities...:/

[Dexstarist]

?????/ it hit ethan not jason what the??????????

[TheDice95]

@Dexstarist i think it depends on who you pick up in the garden

[inobrandon]

@TheDice95 No either way Jason dies

[thewarmachine97]

why did jason randomly get autistic

[311Kurisu]

Walking off in a mall by himself then crossing the damn street without looking for cars..

I'm sorry but that kid is just fucking stupid.

[firenight19]

it would be a girl to run him over lol

[anthonycha1]

Red balloons were on a sale that day.

[DatsRandom]

teach me how to Jason, teach-teach me how to Jason.

[PjRorke98]

Spoon: He died on his birthday, why?

Me: Because he ran off like a fucking moron!

[TheSuperZeldaMan]

Shawn: "It's Merlin....he's dead"

Sp00n: "What the hell did you do to him?"

[TheTukezzu]

Wow She looks Real!

[TheTukezzu]

Dont Fuc**** LIE TO THE KID!

[MrMarguitar1]

it just had to be a woman driving

[coadynoel]

Jason died because he is a fucking idiot.

[UGCTheBest]

@coadynoel Lol, I was thinking the same thing.

[brettevil147]

jason did not look both ways before crossing was he not paying attention in safety 101 come on!! :(

[Teken2759]

your fake crying is not helping

[navyman1011]

always wonder why that lady had plenty of time to stop the car shes the origami killer

[THISISAGUN3]

WTF his dad blocked the hit of the car for jason.... so why is jason hurt and ethan isnt???

[argeque]

@THISISAGUN3 Ethan was in a coma for a few months. Jason somehow still got hit by the car and died.

[AD80808]

@THISISAGUN3 The car didn't kill Jason, it was Ethan strangling him after for running off.

[THISISAGUN3]

@AD80808 xD

[gameboy64guy]

i dont get it it look like he saved jason can some explain

[Poisonedheart1996]

I bet that Jason smelled Roasted chicken and left. :D

[jas6031]

the game looks amazing!!

[TheSliceZ]

Jason is such a dumbass. -_-.

[mikelong1994]

"Awww she looks sad.... WOAH She looks REAL!!" wtf haha Briliant

[Noscope30]

my name is jason.... thats not cool... :b

[CookiezzFTW]

2 things are wrong with this....

How the hell did the lady not see them & technically didnt Ethan get hit by the car not Jason =,="

[Icypotato]

@CookiezzFTW I know you clearly see Ethan get hit, but still I found like 15 plot hole in this beginning part I guess they didn't really put lots of effort in this part. Plus why would he just walk out into the street dumb ass kid.

[WolfieC3]

@CookiezzFTW Yeah, but why Shaun hates him is because Ethan accidentally smashed his head into the road and crushed him <_<

[1233atm]

@CookiezzFTW jason = pillow :)

[axmand1]

@CookiezzFTW And how f*cking dumb can you be? Like really, he walks away and all the way OUT OF THE MALL while he KNOWS his dad is at the baloon guy, and his mom/bro is at that shoe store. I mean, I'm not saying that I never got away from my parents when I was little, but I never left the damn place, man!

[yougotnopancakemix18]

@CookiezzFTW And Jason is a fucking retard for walking into the road like that.

[Lolman3342]

But the dad got hit! Not Jason!

[LTB14y]

So stupid do everything right and still kid dies

[creepersarecreeps]

No more x to Jason :,(

[InterracialPlayerz]

are balloon strings ment to be that straight

[vaultboy4561]

You know it was partially Ethans fault, the kid can't stay still for ten seconds, he doesn't look both ways when crossing the street, and yet he still calls his name.

[NalaTheInvader]

ethan: what's up?

shawn: it's merlin he's dead! and it's all my fault!

sp00n: da hell did do to him?!

ethan: no it's not shawn of course it's not.

sp00n: don't fucking lie to the kid he knows what he did!

pure epicness <3

[Xmario1582]

you know what would sp00n say if MinecraftWB and Sp00n paired up?

[gameboyroy1]

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[gameboyroy1]

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[ninjafredz]

I actually cry at car bit

[OceanicSky3414]

notice that the dad gets hit by the car at 7:12 not the kid

[Mr123world]

it the same  guy at 5:19, 6:23 and 6:45 !!

[lordanikan3]

if someone killed my kid with their car...id kick their fuckin ass

[Kuhrezmuh]

"Hey"

"Whoa... She looks sad"

"Whoa, She looks REEL"

[VideoGameMaster167]

Why would you have a kid die in a game.

[bananapielordfan]

who else started to cry a lil when jason died

[TheSonicBro]

bad parenting is bad

[stubbie2008]

@Bettypony I think he might have ADHD

[xCoNxbigboy]

I think to much blood came out

[xCoNxbigboy]

How the fuck does jason die and not the eathen

[Katazka]

@xCoNxbigboy ... Voodoo?

[CourtieCourtis]

I see the father getting hit, and the dad grabbing JASON by the waist and pulling him down. I would think the dad would die, because he was in front of Jason.

[mrpiepantsmcgee]

9:37 the birds froze

[darkgemios9622]

WHY!?! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE JASON!?!?!

[mrpiepantsmcgee]

the last thing you said to the bird was fuck you

[someguyslefttoe]

the only thing i can think of is that ethan smashed jasons head with with his elbow otherwise it seems unlikely

[xMisterBigsx]

HOW DOES THAT KILL HIM THE DAD WAS IN BETWEEN THE CAR AND JASON GOD DAMN JUST LISTEN NEXT TIME Sp00n PRESSES X!

[iXtcDrgn]

The lady in the car saw it coming =.= Betcha she was Asian.

[tworgraves]

by all means don't tell your ten year old kid who can't stay in one spot for 10 seconds to NOT run across the street.

[LuigiKat11]

Stupid kid, didn't look both ways

[LuigiKat11]

Jason!

[LukeTheElfDoT]

8:46

Camera Man: Hey kid! Why the fuck did you do that! This camera isn't waterproof!

[LexG100]

Jason is an idiot

[Bettypony123]

hey when i was ten i didn't run off like that i would tell my parents >_< does this have to happen

[TheDannyoffthewall]

What is said in this video:

5% MOVE!!!

90% JASON!

5% anything else

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

Thats what happens when you talk on the phone while driving.

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

How the heck did she make a ham or turkey dinner that quick????

[CreeprThaReaper]

@AirsoftReviewerMan Microwave?

[wastelander502]

@AirsoftReviewerMan lol she got kfc and bought a already made turkey