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  • 0:43 I "awwwww"-ed.

  • Omg I want my shirt to say this: Unicorns poop marshmellows and pee rainbows

    or Don't eat to many skittles...you'll throw up a rainbow lol!!!!!!!

  • I want a shirt that says, "Anita Sucks." from Milk :D

  • "Oh my Jesus" I love you Tyler :]

  • fuck yes you go to MSU. YEAHHH BUDDY THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

  • a RUDE shirt?

  • Something you say frequently... Like, "Shoot, gurl, you ain't cute..."

  • "cuz I do that every other day of the year." --- I sure hope you know how cute and beautiful you really are.

  • are you kidding? you're effing gorgeous!!!

  • Whoa sexy mario

  • So, that shirt with a lot of adjectives on it, and then "human" in bold at the end? Can we have that on a tote bag?? :D

  • a shirt that says "tyler oakley" ... <3

  • ROMPERS.....or scarves

  • nawwww u dont look ugly you look sexy :)

  • Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but I'd really really really reall yreally really realyralrylaesrfjaslfworeareal­ly REALLY want a shirt with ANY quote from the "Chickens inspired by Chickens" video!!!!! For example, "Richard you dumb fuck, that's not how you do the stanky leg!" Or, "Dayum, you look fertile from this angle!" Actually, I want the whole script on a t-shirt. Yeah.

  • I vote a shirt that says burrr-umm burr-um! Or any of the sounds from that videoo(:

  • you're adorable.

  • i think you should make those silicone bracelets that says "dolla store diva" on it. or tyler oakley

  • 'Fat is not a certain waste size, fat is not a certain number popping up when you step on the scale, Fat is when you see a big solid cooler ranch dorrito and you don't have the patients to take a bite out of it, you wan't the whole fucker, right at once. That, is when you can call yourself fat. Cus as soon as you take a bite out of the chip that is whole, and it cuts the sides of your mouth, that's fat, that is how you know you're fat.' That'd be rad. :)

  • 'Fat is not a certain waste size, fat is not a certain number popping up when you step on the scale, Fat is when you see a big solid cooler ranch dorrito and you don't have the patients to take a bite out of it, you wan't the whole fucker, right at once. That, is when you can call yourself fat. Cus as soon as you take a bite out of the chip that is whole, and it cuts the sides of your mouth, that's fat, that is how you know you're fat.' I don't exactly know how this will fit on a shirt,but yea(;

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  • Hey Tyler cool shirt. Does it come in AIDS or anal cancer?

  • 4 people still like hamburgers.

  • you should deff do a hoodie not a shirt and it would be great if it said something like a rainbow that says there is a little gay in all of us.

  • I think it should say

    GEEKS ARE HOT.

    You know. Support all of us book smart socially awkward cuties.

  • just so you know you are NOT ugly, you are soo cute :) id totally date you :)

  • dolla store diva plzzzzzzzzzzz make this shirt....i should crush it and get half off heheheheheheheheh i lov uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuu

  • Bob Evans' is campaigning on your video. He's trying to make me play Super Spud Sing Along so that I can win free mashed potatoes for a year.

  • 0:34 Youu Whoo hellohhh!

  • I think it would be cool to have a black and white stripped shirt with a spiral in the front, the letters on the black being white and the white being black, saying "Are you having a hard time reading this shirt?" lol. 

  • i love you for calling it a downstairs mixup.

  • I guess 4 people that disliked this vid doesnt like potato puzzels..

  • you should make a shirt that says

    " SORRY GIRLS "

    "YOU CAN LOOK ,"

    "YOU CAN TOUCH"

    " BUT"

    "YOU JUST CANT HAVE "

    btw i love your vids man lovage always

  • mermaid man or barnacle boy~~

  • CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A DOLLA STORE DIVA SHIRTTTT

  • please stop pointing :(

  • ABC NEWS?!? THATS SO AWESOME! Another step forward 8)

  • you . should make a bracelet . like one of those "to write love on her arms" or "i ♥ boobies!" bracelets .. yeaah and you should make it about supporting the gay pride . i would wear it . liiike i have 3 boobie bracelets , and a "love is the movement" one for twloha . i love them . and i would wear yours nonstop with pride and support (:

  • wear a sheet and a dunce cap -- that way you would be a dumb sheet! Not that you are, but you could pretend -- it's Halloween!

  • "You just wasted 5 seconds of your life reading this shirt." :D

  • tinkerbelllll!

  • "Will this matter a year from now?"

  • I love you, ahahah. Your videos are so funnnny<3

  • Be a peacock

    

  • "is that a fat joke?"

  • i like the "yu fancy huh" idea

    -"golly gee wiz"

    -"watcha know bout me"

    -"you can have it all"

    -"yup you know it"

    "lets have toast for the douchebags"

  • you should dress up like a person like u!!!

  • An expensive stripper.

  • i want a shirt that says, "i didn't sign anything." idk why.... just seems cool.. haha

  • Downstairs Mixup? Have you been watching the Old Gregg episode of the Mighty Boosh, Tyler?

  • I shirt that says: Im with stupid ->

  • "I got 99 problems but bein a bitch aint one" shirt :)

  • You should be Danny from Grease...that'd be rad.

  • Thumbs up for the phrase "Downstairs Mix-Up"!

  • you are too cute!!

  • i want a shirt that says " that aint cute"

  • You should be a model,.That way you can have a fake photoshoot and say "prune" whenever youre about to take pic. :3

    ...yeah im so lame <3

  • 0:43 OMG, you totes had a Joseph moment.

  • Prune.

  • bert and ernie legalize gay marriage shirt.

  • you should make a shirt that says. "gays have more fun" lol....

  • Oh you fancy, huh? That kind of shirt :D

  • tyler i think u should make a belt!

    and the clip will be a big TO

  • Snap like a diva shirt FTW!!!!

  • Love family fued on fb! btw ur hilariously random. u always make me giggle.

  • Lady gaga!!!!!!!!!!

  • "You know you're fat when you cut your mouth with doritos" That's my T idea.

  • I have watched 0:31 to 0:38 easily 50 times. Love it.

  • The following shirts would be my dream to possess:

    "No mo' rumors!"

    "Dollar store diva"

    "Get. Ready. For. Fierce."

    "Halloween isn't an excuse to be slutty, it's just another day to maintain my regular level of sluttiness."

    "STOP TRYING TO HIT ME WITH YOUR CARS.

    I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU."

    Feel free to tweak the diction of the options I gave. Love you Tyler!

  • you should be Lady Gaga & rent midgets to be your little monster :)

  • I've always wanted a shirt that says: "I hate this shirt."

  • How about a shirt that says something like "PRIDE, not evil...but fabulous"

  • Cat in the hat!!

  • be a bumble bee and then carry a plastic machine gun and be like what... killer bee!!! OR the morning after girl like with a button up and carry shoes!!1

  • where do you get your shirts made?! i want one that says "OH YOU FANCY, HUH?" so bad lol

  • @kayfouroneseven WHAT IS THAT FROM!!!

    A girl in my physics class will not stop saying that DDD:

  • You could be a cute little pumpkin, oh wait you don't need a costume for that :P

  • You should be a Doritos chips bag; that way ur bf can be a SunChip bag.

  • be a cereal character like capt'n crunch or lucky the leprechaun from lucky charms or u could be a huge tucan from froot loops :)

  • a snap like a diva shirt... i have always wanted one!!!

  • omg 1:03-1:05 made my entire week haha

    tyler you are fucking amazing!

  • kinda a strange coincidence that the kid who died on the news was also named Tyler.

    i think you should be a sexy devil! with little horns and a tail, that would be cute!

  • You don't need a cute costume, you're cute enough already :D

    Be one of the guys from Village People :)

  • Ellen Degeneres 

  • How about a merman?

  • Hey Tyler! I'm about to move into a shared flat - possessing a room and a cupboard in the kitchen. And here's the deal: I'd like to mark the things that are no-touchies for my roomies - so how about making some stickers from/inspired by the "Fannypack of Pain"-video? That'd be rad!!!

    (the alternative would be something inspired by a sign from The Old Town in Aarhus: "Touch with your eyes, but don't look with your fingers.")

  • I SAY....... THOUGH SHALL BE A....... NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN. 

  • i think you should be the hamburgler. or the statue of liberty. or a lego :)

  • say....

    i love being a homo

  • You're funny and cute. I find it depressing that you're gay. I'd totally like to be your friend, though. You know, if I lived anywhere near you and had any personal time to spend making/hanging out with friends. You rock. :)

  • imma bad bitch panties. that's be rad!

  • ZOMBIE!

  • snooki!!!!

  • Make a shirt that says It Gets Better. (:

  • you.

    are my favorite person.

    in the world.

  • heyaaaaaaaaaaaa! ooo i quite like that mime idea ^,^ i'm gunna be a lion this yr!! i'll backcomb my hair and do my eyeliner all cat-like.. its gunna be wicked!

    you should be a king though! i think it'd be funzieeee~

    ooo and i saw this shirt once that plain and simply said, -i shower naked.- brilliant rite? i dunno where i can get it so if you like you should make a v-neck version!

  • Tyler as spokesman? We need more of him!!! Keep up the great work. LGBT solidarity from the straights!!! Peace.

  • Tyler , you should really make a shards-o-glass freeze pop shirt.

    i'd totally buy it.

    love your videos(: <3

  • i just want a shirt that says MEOW in big felt letters like football lettering. make it happen you bad bitch ;*

  • The shirt should say something like "Brianna the Lesbian" lol - still my favourite video of your's Tyler!

  • I've always wanted a shirt that says,

    "If you can read this, you are standing too close to me."

    I like my personal space.

  • @sally0sally I should do my research: those kind of shirts already exist.

    How about a shirt that explains why shirts are worn.

    "I am wearing this shirt because I don't want you to see my nipples."

    "I am wearing this shirt because it is socially acceptable to do so."

    "I am wearing this shirt because I don't want to get sunburnt."

    I could go on for awhile.

  • ummm idk something random like...Tyler eating a taco. Just cuz it's ironic XD nevermind...

  • I would buy a Dollar Store Diva shirt.

    HANDS UP.

  • Has anyone already suggested booty shorts?

    I would so buy booty shorts with one of your slogans on it.

  • And when I say in each compartment , I meant

    "IT" in one "GETS" in the other

    And "BETTER!" in the bottom one!

    :D

  • I think you should make a V-next or regular shirt, yellow , with silver or gold peace sign, like the colors of letters in your old shirts , and in sky blue letters "IT GETS BETTER!" in each compartment of the peace sign! :D

  • a tyler oakley shirt of korse plz tyler i loves you :)

  • PIMP CUP IN THE BACKGROUND ! ;DD FTW.

  • i think you should make a shirt that says, i pat my weave in public.

    <3

    you use to do this all the time.

  • I wish you would make something with polo shirts. I never wear regular t-shirts, and I think your designs are pretty awesome. So, I think you should make something with polo type shirts.

  • god just be a baked potato for halloween it's the obvious choice

  • be tuxedo mask duh. tuxedo mask is sexy, tyler is sexy..=super crazy sexy.

  • @ohhemjai love this idea!!!! :DD

  • i fucking want that puzzle!!!!

  • SLUTTY HAMBURGERLER.

  • costume: definatly a sexy Zombie

    i have wanted for a long time a t shert that says "We're Actors, We're the Oposit of people!"

  • YOU DON'T LIKE BAKED POTATOES?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • I want booty shorts that say Tyler Oakley on the butt!! And for costumes.... A slutty nurse :)

  • I suppose this would be a parody of standardized tests... it doesn't speak to homosexuality at all, but it would be white and read:

    This shirt is intentionally left blank

  • Dear tyler,

    I think that we should look back in the past to your retro YouTube videos and either bring back a quite from Chickens, inspired by chickens. This was how i was introduced to you, and then the rest of the videos were great Btw I bought the book and put your quotes on each page, so now I can read the real point of the book.

    BUT MY BETTER IDEA IS:

    Or, even more retro, remember when you used to do that little title sequence before your vlogs or wh'ever. You should do that black and

  • F.abulous

    A.nd

    G.ay

    vote for this hat

  • I think you and Korey should go to a halloween party together and he can be Peach and you can be Daisy! Umm as for a idea for merchandise I think you should make shirts that say "Get Your Penis Out." That'd be rad!!!

  • I think you should do a wide rubber braceltet with one of your sayings or a shorter version on it such as BAD BITCH! for an example of what im talking aout, just google NOH8 campaign bracelet

  • @tyleroakley can you tell me which video of yours has your favorite TFLN's? I can't remember which video it is :/

  • i want a shirt that says " I'M FAGGING AWESOME"

  • ahh PIMP CUP IN THE BACKGROUND!

  • make one that says

    PLEASING UNDERAGE GIRLS xD

    thats my favorite video

  • BE THE SITUATION.

    or jeffree star.

  • MAYBE... You should make a wristband... Idk.. Really convienent, could be worn at any time.. you know.. Yeah.. lol

  • 1) be a stripper name candy for halloween

    2)idk what you should make

  • Make a shirt quoting the dollar store diva video. SO GOOD.

  • Be an anime Japanese Yaoi boy! ITs CUte!

  • @jamenfun it realy is sooooooooooo CUTE!

  • be lady gaga with me for halloween!!!

    lez be bad bitchezzzz

  • Nikki Minaj lol .

  • be a princess 4 halloween. pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase.

  • personally, i think it would quite amazing if you were lady gaga for halloween. or the cookie monster. lol. im going to be a drag queen for halloween and its funny becuz im a lesbian! oh heyyy. xD and i'll hafta get back to ya on the t-shirt idea. loves ya tyler! <3

  • downstairs mixup hahahha I'M OLD GREGGGG <3 i love you.

  • be a bacon strip...per

  • You should make a shirt that reads:

    Your =

    You're

    But! With a line crossed though the equal sign. Because everybody loves grammatically correct TShirts.

  • You should be a giant bunny. Cute, adorable, but will cut-a-bitch. :)

  • Yesss, pokemon. Be one, a Marill

  • you're so cute :$

  • be a pokemon :D

  • be shocantelle brown for halloween!

  • How about Neo from The Matrix (then you get the sunglasses and cool, mysterious Keanuness look) - that'd be rad!

  • First of all...I want that puzzle! LOVE FOOD! Anyway, the fact that your post was titled "Hamburger...MOVE OVER!" I instantly thought for Halloween you should go as "the Hamburglar" from McDonald's. Who wouldn't love a big purple you?

    A shirt idea comes from when i have my feminine moments (24/7...lol) and people think they can make me feel terrible for being gay by responding "He's Gay" or "FAG!" so a funny something i like to say is "You're kidding...I'm Gay?"

    Have a great Halloween!!!!!!!

  • Knee high Oakely socks!

  • get a mug saying

    what the mug

  • bracelets! =)

  • - The FAIL WHALE shirt!

  • I think you should do Tyler Oakley Sunglasses and/or fake glasses

  • im being snooki l0l ...... but you can get a few of your guy friends and be hookers and 1 girl and shell be the pimp l0l <3

  • Okay when did the God Hates Bags totes come out? How did I miss something that awesome?

  • for one thing, you are faaaar from ugly, you are still cute all year long. secondly, i think you should be something sexy, like an evil fairy with black or boney wings (it screams that your hot but dangerous). third, why not something fun, funny and powerful.. "I am gay! Hear me ROAR!"... you can do def. variations suchs as " I am twink! Hear me ROAR!" or "I am bear! Hear me ROAR!", it shows that we are proud, we are out, we are fun, and we stand by who we are...

  • Be an Oscar. Paint your entire body with sparkly gold paint(sold at a costume shop!)(or gold paint and glitter) and wear gold spankies/hot pants.

  • Yeeeah, Draco Malfoy would be wicked cute, Hollaaaa.

    Merch: Have to agree with others;; I would LOVE anything with "Do you want my blood?" on it. Though I would probably buy bracelets, keychains, or a tshirt more. That'd be rad! :D

  • You should go out as Waldo from 'Where's Waldo?' It would be easy & super cute. I think that'd be rad.

  • waldo(:

  • I think you should just be a sparkly vampire and get it over with. . . . .

    JUST KIDDING

    But really wouldn't it be fun to dust sparkles all over your body? I'm really debating it for my costume idea but idk. SPARKLES ARE DANGEROUS IN EYES? yes.

    I think, perhaps, that you should be a hill-billy. Use your "slutty overalls" from your "How to make overalls slutty" video and go shirtless, keep a pack of toothpicks in your pocket for use and wear some sandals, muss up your hair a bit :)

  • Be Ellen.

  • @younghovahny11 Oh my god. I think Tyler could totally pull of Ellen DeGeneres perfectly!

  • Be a baby. , wear a big diaper with thing that baby suck on

  • Sherlock Holmes, with a pipe and a hat and an eyeliner mustache and a trenchcoat. :3

    Pleeaaase! That'd be rad!