How To Not Be a Soccer Mom

[sam9116]

1:42

this will turn soccer mom into a traffic threat and we now have reasons to elinminate all soccer moms from the world!

[TheAlissLynn]

You will need-

A CONDOM

[yummymummydating]

Best way to keep you individuality is to date some younger guys ;-) xxx

[BellatrixHastings]

making up songs about homework?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[sosa3061]

SMASH

[smilesillyc999]

this is a joke... c'mon, someone tell me it is

[atlroxmysox98]

@smilesillyc999 unfortunatey its not a joke. Howcast is a real show of small clips that show you how to do stuff, but with increadibly cheesy acting. : /

[hursty2209]

that was a joke right?

[Nidonemo]

Coolness is a title that is given. Not learned, or created by the person themselves.

However, being a generally nice person, or someone who is easy to get along with will generally boost your chances at earning this title.

Do not want it, simply receive it, smile, and move on. :)

[baseballreg123]

MILF!

[VanessaCarlton12345]

embrassing moms join the game. :)

[longfootbuddy]

if you watch this to learn how to be cool, your not cool

[SUPERLOSER102BLUE]

ok now if my parent played on the same team as me that would be sooo awful

[Woolstenholme]

milf

[NADIAcalxxxx]

the voice is very annoying!!

[jaimey001]

cool id like to play with my grandmother and mother... x-/

[abeccc]

this is just lame

[gymer15]

stay home and do the hubby while the brats are chashing the damm ball.

[lolalolgal]

i think ths is funny, but a waste of time

[Chick6517]

I like this vid! haha they should have this song standing by at every wedding just in case the groom backs down haha she really looks hot in the alley scene with the bangs and the butt shorts. that look just fits her.

[bostunbruin]

this sucks

[garciajennifer223]

Is this a fucking joke? What a ridiculous waste of time and resources. I mean, imagine the video tape that could have gone to something better...like a commercial for tampons.

[MetalGearFool]

no tape used... twas digital

[raoulthompson]

black flag fuck yea lol

[tannersanta]

I wanna bang that mom!

[TheEarl11]

hot ass mom

[filiperbra]

lol Here in Brazil the things are very differents.

NO SUV!

NO MONEY!

[xxpaintyxx]

FUCK YOU

[Shorty20122012]

ridiculous. I guess this is suppose to be serious but it's suppose to be funny at the same time .......

[bambarby]

Howcast is gay

[Benrockn247]

yummy

[DJCa1eb]

lol hxc dancing

[wafflestuffer2]

Also- you'll have to be a milf, wear clothing that show off cleavage, also fuck all of your child's friends

[Madisonmofo]

Still bourgeois. Good attempt.

[megalinkZelda]

easy-

neglect your kids untill they go to college. When they do go to college they won't have any reason to not be successfull and live with you at home.

[BermudazFinest2009]

this is fucking ridiculous..

[metalfan8806]

one problem with the music step...

that music sucks balls...

[mortminoch]

i second that!

[iiLOvEMyKiiDz]

looks more like how to be a soccer DAD! lol

[Willettes1]

or...get rid of the suv

[triplehfan13071]

yea yea that's a great idea encourage your mom to take off all her clothes in the middle of the game. And what the heck why don't we let adults play with us.(sarcasm)

[SoubiSpiral]

Do not "conduct high powered business deals" at your kid's game. Doing this will not keep you from being a soccer mom, it will just make you a douche. Not to mention that it will show your kid that you really don't care about them.

[jiggafigga1]

She is stupid...Soccer is better than baseball...Baseball is for fags...

[sweden92]

Shut the fuck up motherfucker...If you want to say someting patronizing about baseball use your own name. That is atleast true...

[pennygoo]

dude baseball is the national sport of the US! dddeeeefinitely not for fags.

[AshCrackPoolerrr]

Dude that would make one hot mom.

Especially the punk music part.

[mortminoch]

is this suppose to be funny? step1 don't let your kid be a soccer fag! play baseball

[1MinDLesS1]

Step 2: Don't let your kid be a baseball fag!

[mortminoch]

what are you a homo into rollerblading? try hitting a curve ball fag! i however can rollerblade and skateboard quite well actually . you look really fat (obese not PHAT) in your videos if thats you do you have downs syndrome ? could have fooled me. so you play soccer or lick the teams jocks clean after the games?

[1MinDLesS1]

!!TROLL ALERT!! you suck at it.

There are not any fat people in my videos :) But seeing as how you are 36(if that's your real age) you are more than likely to be fatter than me. You know mainly because older people tend to be less active ;)

[itsanotherday]

lol i love that shes drinking while playing with lighter fluid that sounds like fun just waitin g to happen

[Anzer666]

well that was most certainly written by a soccer mom. i will name 3 things they did wrong.

1 - parents should never participate in their child's soccer game: its embarrassing as fuck.

2 - never make games out of menial chores, or especially homework. it is counter productive.

3 - never make a youtube video about how parents can be "cooler" when around their kids. if you have resorted to that level then you will never ever be cool.

the one thing you did right tho: that chick is fucking hot ;)

[purplebloodtv]

congratulations, you just turned regular moms , into hot sex offenders. wait what did i just say?

[uuuoii123]

yuck

[joshuamichael]

Going for the lame, labotomized angle I see.

[cute36018]

that is wird

[dwt66]

That was so cool!!! PS Your so HOTT!!!!!!

[jackeddemon]

punk rock is for fags.

[nineninefour]

You're clearly a punk rock fanatic.

[jackeddemon]

lol you remind me of gay

[2006nerd]

kinda lame...

[ClassicRockFan1220]

Um, there was one problem. How about instead of the fucking Clash, play some Zeppelin. Then you don't need to do anything else, your automatically awesome after that.

Problem solved. =)

[Foxfairy5]

Umm nice, set-up a work station in your car so you can devote the little bit of kid time to your f*cking job...lame.

[ahosuryoyo]

shes hot!

[amatoanima]

"Blouses and fitted blazers" ?

WTF...no. No. No. NO.

Rule 1. NEVER use the word blouse in place of shirt. It's a shirt. Period.

2. Don't drive a f-cking van or SUV

3. Don't have kids?

[yayaiceice]

A soccer mom? or THE soccer mom?

[FungusMaster]

This is more like, how to be A soccer mom.

[ieatfood4lunch]

Agreed

[ohemgeeadrienne]

real fans of The Clash would never own an SUV.

[VinnyOWNZ21]

@ohemgeeadrienne

Real fans of any of that music wouldn't be a soccer mom.

[Gyrcion]

i hate this video

this video sucks so hard its painful

[frighteningbolt]

haha when i was a kid i did NOT like black flag

[levroo7]

i dont get it... but LOL

[chickenstorm]

totally milf-id tap it.

[wolfmanjacksaid]

she is a cute mom...totally milf

[Funkymunkee37]

pffft wannabe 21.

[yestyle]

Lol. This is one crazy video. How To Not Be a Soccer Mom and what kind of how is that? It depends what's your mother/mom can play the soccer or not. I've seen the film called the soccer mom. Next time, you will try this How to be a professional assassin/hitman, How to be a cannibal, How to be a serial/psycho killer, How to join a special force army unit & How to be a jinks/badlock. Ha! ha! ha! ha! Joke Joker

[XchibiiX]

do i detect a milf?

[pinkxvenom]

what is a milf?

[BryceN3]

mom you wanna tap

[pinkxvenom]

i still don't get it...

[animalityyy]

Mother I'd Like to F*ck

[pinkxvenom]

ohhhh, lol thanks for clearing it up :]

[popcornfreak129]

they've after running out with ideas to but on the youtube account.stop making them.i used to be a fan

[Eman1110]

Yes. I agree. Please stop making these crappy videos that no-one will ever use. If you keep this up, I(and a lot of others) will un-subscribe.

[LeoKillian]

They've after running out with ideas to but on the youtube account?

[popcornfreak129]

haha sorry they've after running out of ideas to put ON the youtube channel .my bad:P

[t3rr0r253]

LOL SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES 25!!!

[lancedanceastros]

lol they are d-r-u-n-k

[bralen24]

being a soccer mom was way to much work for me.. I just killed the rug rats and buried them in the backyard... Problem solved. :)

[ChopstixsDK]

"WHY the fuck arent you in the kitchen?" LMAO (and true)

[lebaneseroumio]

I don't get it, why da fuck isn't she in the kitchen ?

[saintzenn]

The people who try to be cool and not who they really are, are never cool.

[swv1995]

If i was her kid i'd be embarresed

[xteamVenomx]

HEY!!!!What the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen?

[KoalaEnthusiast]

I don't get it, why isn't she in the kitchen?

[vampirebane22292]

wow. that was terrible

i seriously did NOT LAUGH once

[heyleroy77]

Here's a tip: stop worrying what other people think about you, and just raise your kids. If you're really worried about losing cool points due to raising children, don't make babies. Kids need to see that you care through your actions, not your lifestyle. Now get out there, and get your hands dirty!

[coldwar1204]

Sorry, but doing your business on the sidelines is NOT the same as being involved with your kids.

[ihatemath2696]

....id rather have a soccer mom

[Un1234l]

this is just trying too hard not to be a soccer mom... which makes you what you don't want to be... which is uncool

[MockStoneLLC]

Wow most of that made you worse besides the punk music...

[Alinaishere]

this still makes you a soccer mom.

[paddycake5201]

lmao,this is so freakin' cool.thanks