GOD I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF (I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY TOO)

[figment1988]

you need to make another installment, this just keeps getting more interesting.

[Ynot707]

send this to r. kelly

[smartandstupid37]

Moove! she said NOO...Mooove! she said NOOOO...(repeated) Bitch MOVE!... SHE mooooved

[Roin7]

Something tells me I don't want to know the actual story of this music video xDD

[mingtooter]

7:33 - 8:03  EeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEE­EEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeEEeeEEEeeee­eEeeeEeeEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEE­EeeeEEEeeeeee... woo!

[alvinnope]

work of art

[MovieAcid]

@metsubo PFFFFF THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HIT ON A FEMALE POOPER. You should've been like "Woah! Why so grumpy sweetheart, oh I guess it must have hurt, falling from heaven ;)" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[metsubo]

I love you... so much.

[metsubo]

@metsubo Hahah just found out you're a woman. AWKWARD

[cjflo]

@metsubo you gay or something?

[metsubo]

@cjflo Well no but it totally made me sound like one of "those guys" I do think you're a pretty incrediblebelbidible woman though. Gotta say, you, Dikekike, and DurhamrockerZ have made having mdd all but almost impossible for me lately. TAKE THAT, GENES! So thanks for that(srsly). {/INTERNET CANDOR}

[poik247]

i cant stop laughing

[Cunobelinus54]

Then Twan laughed and said: "She gonna die, for sure."

[TheRealTerranMarine]

and then the cop said "oh my goodness, I'm about to climax"

[Compooky121]

I'm way too addicted to this sheesh.

[Ninaskyblue]

The midget gonna die again.

[macncheese2392]

how have only 22,000 people seen this?

[MegaWeegie]

I rewatch all of your videos at least twice a month

[YourZabbas]

1:51 sounds like hairragus or asparagus.

[xxTAARGUS]

5:26 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[MovieAcid]

BITCH MOOOOOVE! She MOOOOOVE!

[HnK416]

You better start talkin' quick, or woman I'm gonna have a DICK!

[Detatipaced]

where'd you find this uncensored?

[sufjanislove]

7:40

[IncredibleFalk1]

Then he looks at her and says "SHOOT THIS FUCKIN MIDGET" lol

[Speedy149U]

Then all of the sudden, POW!

[FBIagentNinja]

Now, 8 people shitted on themselves. What next?

[dial552]

Jolly shit eyes!

[BlatentIgn0rance]

Anybody else spot the 2 eyes during the flash at 4:41?

[ReiMaGame]

I've never cried laughing at a video before. I just did twice

[cadogan32]

And iam like...oh no here we go again! And then i said, baby we must slow down before i bust a nut!

[redTalonsss]

The end had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe XD

[redTalonsss]

And then I looked back up at him and said OOOOOHHOHOHOHOHHHHOAOAOAHAHHHH­OHHHH

[dkyp44]

she says oh my god baby brother are you ok, he looks back up at her and says god i think i just shitted on myself, all i need is a bathroom troncest man what the hell is that smell, somebody had broke wind

[FaTeHiggz]

Um

[FateTunes]

@FaTeHiggz pussy

[FateTunes]

rosey the noseyyyyy...WHOO!

[RunaroundStar]

Now get him a little girl to pee on.

[BlackTheCheetah]

MORE SHOOTING SOMEDAY, I CAN'T STOP WATCHING

[JoshL117]

BITCH MOVE!!

SHE MOVE!!

[ProphylacticGizzard]

This is such perfect source material cuz all 20 whatever parts are the same 2 or 3 fucking melodies so any verse can be put pretty much anywhere else and it'll fit perfectly. Fucking glorious

[bunghole689]

@cjflo - this is so FUCKING EPIC!! Really glad I subbed.

[CounterNerd]

OH NO!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!

[FBIagentNinja]

7 people shitted on themselves.

[AlexorPwnsAll]

And the cop says "oh my goodness I'm about to climax" LOL LMAO

[Rizzieable]

TWON says "darling where u been ive been worried about you"

[fuckyouhassa]

buddy boy!

[GoHomeRoscoJenkins]

is der gon be a i'm gunna shoot somebody tree? :3?

[butterscotchcookie]

I spit my water on my laptop from laughing...You are Genius. I think its broke..its my moms:(

[Rzormc]

SOURCE

[kneji]

then i said FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Engeldemuerte]

It's Rosie the nosy neighbor... then all of a sudden POW!!!! BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[IamDrAwesome]

And then she Scream "You Bastards....somebody dun broke wind" , and then I said "Gwen, wait a minute I-.." and she said "No, you broke wind"

[dakiddwazhure]

hhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! tooo funnyy

[sparklechild7689]

Neighbooooooorrrr...WHOA! lol

[sparklechild7689]

no police officer would ever say MUTHAFUCAK FREEZE, yet it's still damn funny

[sparklechild7689]

From 0:42 to 1:05 is fucking hilarious

[DarkGreen2000]

Dat Baretta

[Poundage2794]

LMAO, 8:40, you really got me, I thought the midget was gonna get shot again, hahahhahaaa

[E100ZERO]

and he looks at here and says SHOOT THIS FUCKING MIDGET.

[dolfsvlog]

PREPARE ANOTHER! GO TRILOGY OR GO HOME! this was fuckin amazing

[dolfsvlog]

fuckin amazing



[arsenicone]

GOD I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF

[c4mpincarl]

@arsenicone AND THEN I'M LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK

[arsenicone]

@c4mpincarl BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[c4mpincarl]

@arsenicone ALL I NEED IS A BATHROOM

[FBIagentNinja]

R. Kelly: Baby, first of all, I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet, slept with a gay guy, threaten to kill the pastor.

R. Kelly's girlfriend: What?

R. Kelly: I slept with a gay guy. Baby, this is no lie. He had a lover turned to be a midget. She said Damn (Camera closes up on R. Kelly's girlfriend). Damn (Camera closes up on R. Kelly).

[FBIagentNinja]

5 people are midgets.

[timmy841212]

The "come on and try it" bit between Cathy and Chuck was actually the best part of that entire series to me! I keep rewinding back. LOL

[kamekakarot]

if i smelled Zeysuys, Sayshmess, Ayrugess and Gayshneesh, i would freak out, too

[timmy841212]

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN... CLOWN!"

[thedopestdudealive]

she's in my ear whispering " all i need is a bathroom " LMFAOOO!!!

and the cop said " OH MY GOODNESS I'M ABOUT TO CLIMAX "

[FBIagentNinja]

8:38. THEN ALL OF SUDDEN.

[consoz55]

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[1CDubCDub1]

"the midget gonna die again" ...again?

[moarfeene]

You just caused one of my lungs to collapse out of laughter.

[Blakkheim16]

5 people shitted on their selves

[Lionthou]

4:27 - 4:33 made my whole week.

[Ninji5]

she said "please no dont stop!" and i said "i think i just shitted on myself!"

[ilovefall08]

WOO!

[RealAwesoma]

Then all of a sudden pow!

[mohibullah00]

6:20-6:44

[mohibullah00]

Every single part was funny. My back started hurting from laughing so hard

[flame6753]

oh my goodness 'im about to climax. and i said when is this shit gonna end?

[TySketch]

I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEBODY THREE?

[FBIagentNinja]

woman i gonna have a DICK

[bigprettyk1]

is a fucking midget!!!!! LOL

[SilentJ43]

What the hell does Herogus smell like?

[neda562]

And I'm like women I call this house and a "Midget" picked up my phone . . .

[InconspiciousIdiot]

GordonFrohman ... thank you xD

[LivingDeadVideos]

Why does the youtube poop make more sense than the actual music video?

[combobasha]

mmmmmmmBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE­

[combobasha]

woman i'm gonna have a DICK

[FBIagentNinja]

I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF!

[FBIagentNinja]

BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

[dizzy2dope17]

And then I looked back up at him and said OOOOOHHHHOOOOHHHHOOOOHHHH

[DarnLevel]

O MY GOODNESS IM ABOUT TO CLIMAX!

[Aerodeth]

@DarnLevel

and I'm like WHEN IS THIS SHIT GONNA END?!

[Lookabomba]

"I'm like oh no! here we go again! and then I said, baby we must slow down before I bust a nut! She said, please no, don't stop! Then I said, I think I just shitted on myself. Then she said, oh my goodness, I'm about to climax and I said, when is this shit gonna end?!?!" BEST PART, EVER!

[ThisIsMadness91]

Close to 10,000 views!

[TheBurmanatorX]

I hate it when I smell sesucxe, snoitpecxe, setteragic, and stekcits...

[FBIagentNinja]

7:10 - 7:23

[FBIagentNinja]

The man is a FUCKING MIDGET!

[FBIagentNinja]

She gonna die, no doubt!

[FBIagentNinja]

R.Kelly: I count to 3, Tron opens the door and it was Rose the noisy neighbor, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN! POW (Gunshot)

[FBIagentNinja]

4 people are midgets!

[FBIagentNinja]

4 accounts must be from Chuck and Rufus!

[killtochill]

what is this??? i mean the original video??

[Haseo190]

@killtochill Trapped in the Closet by Robert Kelly.

[DeezDaDon]

I said "I love you" she said "BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

[EvilPenguinofDoom]

4 people just shitted on themselves

[himeko009]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yipsidoodlester]

1:49 "I smell asparagus."

[haproductions01]

I"M GONNA SHOOHS

[BrettFromKolob]

1:45 - "I smell shit-sooey. Plus, I smell shit mess. I smell asparagus, and plus I smell Niggers."

[stonecoldjt07]

Lmao!! They killed Rosie the nosey!!!!!! She gonna die no doubt!!

[ZOMbyNE]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee­eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee­EEEEEEEEEEE

[UtubeDude011]

I so want to make youtube poops like you cjflo but i have no experience so impossible for me lol

[Mattteus]

My Brother Tron.

[KeeperOfPorridge]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! XD You need to continue with these kind of videos.

[MikeBrindle]

YOU MUST MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mattteus]

o/' I smell 'sparagus o/'

[Mattteus]

"baby I love you"

"bitch I don't give a fuck!"

[Bloganon]

I had to come back to watch this video! 

[Simulation6]

This is hilarious, but it would be even better if you mixed in Weird Al's parody of it too.

[AccelLeon]

She says, "No." He says, "Move" She says, "No" He says, "Move" She says, "No" He says, "BITCH MOVE." "SHE MOVES."

[geminikid38]

@AccelLeon wtf was that lol

[DeathIsAroundUs]

@AccelLeon

what the fuck was that

[overtheflats]

"I was in the closet and slept with a gay guy, and she was like "What?" I slept with a gay guy."

[jarpasmannen]

holy shit!, the cop is Chaka from Bordwalk Empire :3

[iheartderby]

how in the name of sweet dicks does this not have more views? shit's so cash.

[Xenomorph237]

it all makes sense now!!!

[mcrdinosaur]

@3:06 That is my favorite part

[qwertypuffs]

shit i started getting dreams about the eye at the end.

[HamishChandler]

"If ya dont start talkin quick, woman im gonna have a DICK"

[luigifan07]

he killed rosie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JOHNODOYLE007]

yo cjflo, ever think about doing one completely about "Man vs Wild", unlike the JohnGOODMAN vs WILD?

[MrRistoMejide]

At 4:42, divine vision awaits ye who have the eyes to see.

[lanog20cp]

@MrRistoMejide It's Boxxy

[MrFastman4]

Cmon we want more lol

[MultiEric456]

i think i just shit myself!

[722kira]

my favorite parts are all the "all of a sudden POW" s the're hilarious

[722kira]

@722kira and all i could say was DAMN lol

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

I laughed my shitting fuck off when Rosie showed up

[PeanutWithButter]

BRILLIANT!

[bassdass]

Guess somebody broke wind.

[pahdy93]

i pulled out my barreta is my favorite joke

[cjflo]

video deserves more views.. i'm better than everybody else! penis!

[cky12qxz]

@cjflo yeah, you're even better than guysafari

[BullCrusher]

@cjflo <3babyplease

[Poundage2794]

@cjflo Although the pregnancy was accidental, and yes, orange, I completely agree. You'll see one thumbs-up from my MIDGET.

[flybaby014563]

He say move

She say no

He say move

She say no

BITCH MOVE

SHE MOVED!

[beefy101]

Is that door closing sound at 8:06 and 8:51 from your Cosby poops? I laughed hard at those parts because it just seemed ridiculous that you'd go to that effort to put a sound in that is so unnoticeable. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN POW

[terrythemovie2]

@beefy101 The door closing sound effect CJflo uses makes me laugh every time he uses it haha

[beefy101]

@terrythemovie2 After watching again I found out he uses the door sound effect like 5 times in the video. I can't help but laugh at each time.

[zammeee]

Cjflo, you're my hero. I've watched this like 5-6 times a day since you posted it, it never gets old!

[randalljbass]

were did this come from............i think i just broke wind

[randalljbass]

were did this come from............did he ever get to climax? i just sxxt on my self....wtf

[randalljbass]

were did this come from............did he ever get to climax?

[rockworm503]

then the says move

she says no

he says move

she says no

then he says move

she says no

BITCH MOVE

SHE MOVE

what the fuck was that?

LOL

[simplysped2]

WOO

[Brandonsanity]

great to have a new one of these. Fucking love it.

[jimjonesthemighty]

i think i just shit myself

[FBIagentNinja]

I SLEPT WITH A GAY GUY! R.KELLY SLEPT WITH A GAY GUY? LMAO!

[FBIagentNinja]

I SMELL ASPARAGUS!

[verysweatynipples]

cjflo! Add AJ Jernigan on facebook!

[Likety]

Cj is the first and funniest black pooper I've seen. (I don't mean funniest black pooper, but pooper in general)

[BullToro86]

Loving the random boxxy. She is so annoying...

[perjuchan]

and the cop said IM ABOUT TO CLIMMAAXXXX

[DuskDawn14]

i love you

[Osamabinjackson]

the brilliance continues