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  • dat hump

  • WATCH THE HEADHUMPERS GORDEN! :3

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  • @VeyrON2UnLTD Why?

  • no wonder they call em head humpers

  • lmao! i like how the person jumps away when you shoot him

  • i always thought the humans were really goofy

  • the zombies used to have blue suits. in the leaked hl2 beta they did. it would have been better choice, since most of the citizens have blue suits (out of all existing citizen models with no resistance fighter outfit, only 1/4 have white suit). i just don't understand why VALVe had to make them wear white suits in retail version

  • Brainfuck.

  • hundreds of white zombies: ok

    1 black zombie: people start a riot

    gimme a break.

  • You need to ram your head against the next wall to get it off.

  • primero el headcrab hace sexo con la cabeza de alguien y luego esa persona se combierte

    en zombie y el headcrab se hace dueño de la cabeza chupata y ensangrentada.

  • LOL @ the dude flying away when he gets shot.

  • damn, Valve is racist. Its only the black guy who is ever actually SEEN having his head screwed by those little fuckers

  • it was teabagging his head

    

  • ony guy with a blue shirt ever to get taken over by a head crab

  • I did wait around a minute to see if anything would happen...

  • HEAD HUMPER!!!!!!

  • I have, the weirdest BONER right now...

  • Headcrab, apply directly to the forhead !

  • I know how the blood got there the table sliced his neck!

  • so all it does is hump his head?

  • this like a copy of the face huggers from aliens?

  • did anyone else try shooting it when it was stood up :D

  • the nature channel really changed

  • i think it was mateing season

  • stop disturbing it when its trying to eat....jeeze some people.....

  • He was pulling it's leg and the stupid thing just wouldn't let go of him, that was just sad, and that headcrab is sure disgusting...

  • hope he's ok

  • @ctzn92 He's not O.K he's dead!

  • Well I gess that's what i'd call

    *sunglases*

    a Mindfuck

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • At 0:03 the zombie says "GOD HELP,GOD!

    Damn I hate headcrabs :(

  • guy: doof!

    Headcrab: ee.

  • If you replace the headcrab with the idea of infinity then it's pretty accurate.

  • it WAS humping his head

  • What game is this Garys mod Gmod What game?

  • @XGooey Half life 2. Only the best FPS game ever...

  • @XGooey half-life

  • @XGooey half life 2

  • @XGooey ... you idiot, this is Half Life 2, Gmod came from this!

  • Watch out for the headhumpers Gordon!

  • Mindfucked, literally.

  • Brainfuck!

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  • you know it is possible to save that guy, mildly hard but it can be done

  • @layerba714 How? I always try to shoot it off before the guy falls over but he still dies.

  • LOL! why did the host flew away when the headcrabs dies?

  • ma humps ma humps, ma hump ma hump ma humps

  • Body goes lolololol

  • you cured him!

  • I killed it too

  • lmao at the npc that twitched out of view after shooting it

  • WATCH THE HEAD HUMPERS GORDON!

  • scary

  • erotic isn't it?

  • when i did this i was cheating and had impulse 101 and i had the shot gun out well when ol humpy here decided to jump out i right clicked and he went flying to the right and the head crab just went poof!

  • if u listen closely you can hear crunching sounds

  • LOL, now... that is what you call a face fuck

  • 0:25

    *Dough* *fly far to the right*

  • its a jockey!!!

  • "Mindfuck"

  • brain fuck much LOL

    Sorry couldn't help it... gross though...

  • om nom nom

  • Watch out for the head humpers,Gordon!

  • I realized it was a black guy...

  • Head Humpers

  • i try to save him

  • head crab

  • They really are "headhumpers"...

  • it's having sex with his head O.o!???

  • YABBA MY ICING RAAAHHH

  • 35 people YABBA MY ICING ....

  • the head crab is like "yummy... brains"

  • You shoot and he flew up xD

  • brain fuck

  • -shoots- D'oop!

  • BEHOLD the only zombie with a blue shirt!

  • I loved how you shot him and then the guy went flying to the otherside of the room!!!:D

  • Hump the host!

  • Humpality

  • All zombies have white shirts on, so this dont become a zombie because his shirts blue. Ill remember that for when a hedges shells are fired at my house.

  • it was humping his head

  • @Neonzilla Therefore its name; headhumper.

  • And thus......The Jockey in Left 4 Dead 2 was born.

  • I LOVE THE PART WHEN HE SHOOTS HIM. JUST GOES FLYIINNGGG

  • HEY!!! I was watching THAT!!!

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  • Whats worse, Geting humped by a head crab or raped by a face hugger?

  • 0:19 *hump*hump*hump*hump

  • ...well that was kinda disapointing D: i wanted to see them grow claws and the stomach some reason cut open!! DX lol

  • Headcrab - Refugee sex xD

  • IS THIS THING HUMPING ME?*l4d2 refrence*

  • no, that's not a zombie transformation....

    that's the 0bama transformation

    he left out the part where it mutates into a 9000 lb half deformed michelle, half f-ugly 0bama

    which is a totally braindead marxist who's sole purpose is to spread communism

    and have gay sex with arab children. *l*

  • @runsaber1 I see you've been eating too many crazy pills.

  • @runsaber1 Well, that was a really shit "joke".

  • OMG! IS A FUCKING HEADCRAB!

  • WATCH OUT FOR THE HEAD HUMPERS GORDON

  • NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • He was sucking his brain >_____>

  • that head crab was living the life XD

  • headcrab is racist

  • Headcrab hump attack!

  • A skull full of alien wing-wong, squicky.

  • 0:20 OH MY GOD THATS PORN!!!!!!!!!

  • half life 2 = racist because of this

  • AND WHOOOOOOOOSH HE IS FLYIENG AWAY

  • Nom nom nom nom nom

  • i have the strangest boner now.

  • i like how his body disappears when you shoot it.

  • Head rape.. O_O

  • Looooollll asshole u dont even help him till the last moment.

  • that guy : omfg stop stop u are mindfucking me!

  • Headrapes are equal opportunity. Did you ever see the movie 'Parasite'?

  • Aaww...

  • Watch out for the headhumpers!

  • 0:25 Im super man!

  • Why the fuck are all the zombies with white shirts? I mean the hl2 beta had blue zombies, why were they removed?

  • His scream is the zombie scream played backwards.

  • u know why the zombies hit u they try to rip open your stomach to take your organs and put them inside theirs because they loose most of theirs when they r transforming

  • @wtfdudes17 ._.

  • @wtfdudes17 What do you think clown intestines would taste like if you ate them through a mouth in your torso? XD

  • what would happen if you shot it when he was screaming out

  • @crabbytyler dies

  • the only zombie who ha a BLUE shirt on

  • lol its suked his brain and he scream out(actual can't because it blocked his mouth)

  • how'd you like to be skull fucked by a headcrab?

  • awesome physics engine

  • mindfuck

  • This game just copied Alien movie.

  • Fucking psychotic turkeys now a 'days.

  • Don't you love VALVe's definition of Physics?

  • skullfucking

  • When I saw that I craped my pants

  • headcrab humping the man

  • @MrMascondroedan and raping him to DEATH!!!

  • lolz the body turned into a hop ball xD

  • "Only black man," hm? Also note that any standard headcrab zombie whose headcrab you shoot off reveals the face of a white man. The moral? Headcrabs latch onto almost any human. Let's not get racialistic - Half Life 2 is just a game.

  • @xTheNomadx I figure that the headcrab sucks out so much blood that you can't tell their skin colour anymore. Plus it might just be part of a mutation. The headcrabs also don't seem to ever latch onto females. Therefore Valve is sexist hurr durr!

  • that headcrab just hat sex, or im high again.

  • AFTER ZOMBIFICATION:

    Goes to store

    buys labcoat

    cuts open stomach

    walks around

  • @bazookasforbunnies45 Searches for icing; asks Yabba.

  • @bazookasforbunnies45 No, reffugee.

  • @bazookasforbunnies45 zombies not use labcoats in hl2

  • @BoombangBros look it up, yeah they do

  • @bazookasforbunnies45 no in half life 2 they are just wearing the white issue civilian clothes. if you look closely there are no buttons on the front and im pretty sure scientists wearing lab coats don't wear civilian issue pants that are forced to be worn.

  • Alien brain sex! O_o

  • watch the headhumpers billy!

    *hours later*

    billy what did i say about the head humpers

  • brainsex

  • what's going on in the poor bastard's mind:

    "IS THIS THING HUMPIN' ME?!"

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • NOW THATS A MINDFUCK!

  • It's like... "OH SHIT A HEAD NOM NOM NOM

  • Headhumper...

  • :r okay let me guess...is it switch the human to zombie? ah its sucks :rrrr

  • lol he tried tugging on the headcrabs leg.

  • 0:13 Nom Nom Nom

  • omg brain sex

    

  • Затрахал мозг!

  • Xd he fucked Him

  • it looks like the headcrab just found a head to fuck with :DD

  • I clearly see his face so why is he muffled?

  • Did anyone else noticed that he was the only zombie wearing a blue jacket?

  • "Still gettin' brain from a thang, ain't shit change"-Drake;The Motto lol

  • Pervert Headcrab hehe

  • nice shot

  • brainfuck.

  • @ShadowTheEchidna Rape XD

  • he had blue shirt but ALL zombies has white shirt

  • @ThePredatox underneath the blue jacket is a white shirt they lose it when they become a zombie

  • @ThePredatox There's a few refugee models with white jackets instead of the blue ones. That could be the reason why.

  • LOL! when he shot the headcrap, and also heard "ugh"

  • Thats one powerful bullet.

  • A literal example of mind-rape?

  • Facefucked.

  • I could see it ripping ing his chest and lungs O.O

  • white headcrabs always go for the black guys... i wounder why?

  • I am try to save him but when I shoot at the headcrab the guy is fly away and I am died :S