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  • it's really noisy

  • did she kill him or no???????????????????

  • the special effects guy was dead, stupid comic fight

  • poor kano :(

  • it put a big smile on you partner though.. from ear to ear.. AWESOME

  • yo solo veo esto por mario baracus

    :D

  • That dude would have whooped her ass up and down the sandpit irl

  • He looks just like the MK 9 one.

  • Kano is a badass in the game, but such a retard in the movie lol

  • Sonya can't lose to a man without nipples.

  • what a cheap movie!

  • pisses me off that kano stopped her knee to the face

  • Bad actors much?lolol

  • Haha I keep wishing Kano had won there

  • fighting women aren't sexy

  • sonya has stinky feet

  • FUCK CANO, HE IS THE CHEAPEST SON OF A BITCH IN MK I HATE HIM, HIS MOVES SUCK BALLS, HIS XRAY DOES, HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IRRITATES ME!!!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU HATE HIM TOO

  • @xtremanater321 so why are you watching this if you hate him

  • @xtremanater321 thumbs down, rather. haha

  • Too bad, that actor that played Kano, actually comitted suicide. ):

  • this was an awesome movie 

  • Expected Kano to b Austrailian. Oh well

  • he didnt last long... :)

  • this was a great movie :)

    and sonya looked great in it.

  • This shows quite clearly that the only time a chick can kick a dude's ass is in a movie :P jk

  • 2:45 Oh Steve-O-N'-Noooooo!!!!

  • I was expecting a "No charge"

  • that was the best sonya

  • Kano could try much more.I expected that Kano will kick her ass in this fight.He could be there much longer.

  • Eyy baby. I studied all your moves.

  • it would be funny if he was stiil on da ground and sed ha! still alive

    

  • I must say. Sonya is pretty hot in my opinion.

  • Bridgette Wilson - my first love at childhood :3

  • mopoc7 the whole movie is lame

  • This is so fucking lame.

  • Mrs Vaughn.lol

  • i took every opportunity throughout this entire video to stare at sonya's arse

  • BRIDGETTE WILSON!! LA MAS LINDA! ♥

  • Can't imagine, what Kano would do to Sonya if he found her in bed! After watching from 0:45

  • @deathreaper63 who cares she's a fucking babe am I right? I'd tap that anyday!

  • This movie was pretty good in everything except this. I mean, Kano doesn't do anything fighting wise. Hell, all he did was land 2 actual hits on Sonya while she pulled a shit load of hits. They should have at least done this fight more realistically, including adding Kano's infamous Cannonball move. If they did that, then it would have been an even greater tribute.

  • The one thing they did spot on with this movie; casting. Everyone looks just like they do in the game.

  • OK now clean all that spit in my legs please

  • Hah, not exactly a great tribute to the game. Kano can fight in the game and doesn't just swing punches and kicks like a drunk idiot.

  • Hahaha that is NOT an Australian accent! Why is everyone saying it is??? Is it meant to be?? It's a cockney London accent :-) I'm guessing the people who think he sounds Australian are not English.

  • @bonniehudson haha well it doesnt sound Australian and hes not Australian, maybe its the way he dresses

  • To think that Kano died 2 ways. He died when Sonya broke his neck, and the dude that played Kano in this movie died a few years ago, due to a drug overdose. SMH

  • Is he dead

  • Yes She Whopped His Ass!!! I Love This Movie

  • lol :D

  • how tall is kano any one please answer

  • Seeing this again 16 years later makes me want another MK movie. With decent actors though.

  • @jfp5646 there might be a remake of this film in 2013 i think

  • @MazzieTheRebel If that's true, I'm looking forward to the release.

  • @jfp5646 i think so i checked on the internet movie database there might be a remake of that film, im sure theyre gonna have a different story or something

  • lmaoo i remember that match

    pretty strange that the actor who played Kano is English and i thought he was Australian. maybe its the way he dress

  • @MazzieTheRebel lmao i thought he was Australian too hhah.

  • @powwow23 haha its definitely the way he dresses up

  • There're ways of dying. This must be one of the best :)

  • @NicoGF YEAH

  • 2:29 he jizzed when saw her tits

  • @sabrioglusari hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @sabrioglusari 2:30 trollface

  • who thinks that this video would be better if all the pirates in the back were doing some sort of simple, synchronized dance?

  • sonya is one sexy bitch

  • I like this movie a lot for what it is. But this fight just annoyed me. The girl they got to play Sonya is NOT a good fighter. You can see that Kano pretty much stands there and takes all her hits, especially at 2:00-2:03. I mean they could have made it somewhat believable. Look at that guy, and look at her. He would have beat the crap out of her if this was real. -_-

  • @shadowofdancingleaf Well, for a hot blonde chick, she's pretty good.

  • @shadowofdancingleaf I agree I said it once I'll say it again They got a shitty Actress to play Sonya in the first film. I mean honestly Sonya in the video games is a force to be reckoned with she's not just some blonde girl who knows how to throw a punch. Sonya is definately an aggressor in her own right. And I mean also the girl who played her in the second one was a better fit and she kicked ass but the second one was a shitty movie!

  • @Cleapatra25 Fun Fact: Cameron Diaz was supposed to play Sonya in the 1st film, but couldn't due to an accident involving one of her legs. So they had to make due by having Brigitte Wilson-Sampras play the role.

  • @shadowofdancingleaf It's all in her sounds. Once she started doing the deep growl kicks, you knew he had no chance.

  • this movie was horrible (and still is)

  • @MSNDBZ24 u r right

  • fucking d4 into Military Stance. Kano needed to throw more knives.

  • @BromegaK Your right kano should have Zoned and i think his Block was broken

  • Funny I bought that same knife Kano has at a pawn shop for 10 bucks.

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  • Should have just kicked her in the head.

  • Nice way to die.

  • and i agree, they should have got a better looking sonya

  • RIP trevor goddard who played kano here 1962 - 2003

  • Kano looks like my uncle.. he really does. without the eye.

  • give it up baby, i study all your moves

  • Ugly sonya

    

  • @WillianAmadio you think shes ugly are you blind O.o

  • i cant fucking hear anything

  • 2.28 shang is enjoying

  • so stupid

  • "Gimme a break"

    "OK" (snaps neck with the legs)

    "Oowwwowowowowow"

  • they shoul do remake of this or somthing :DD would be amazing

  • @giorgiabram They are. Google Mortal Kombat Rebirth and then watch the MK Legacy Web Series.

  • Wow I was like 8 years old!!!

  • kano spit all over sonyas leg

  • @payupboi I'd cum over her leg

  • damn it why did a badass like kano have to die!? D:

  • @xRooster731x Kano....A badass.....You obviously dont play much Mortal Kombat

  • @TehFallenWind actually i do,I use kano alot he's actually good if you know how to use him... except on armagedon and mk vs dc. he actually wasnt that great on those two,but on mk9 he's my best.

  • @TehFallenWind You're crazy...Kano is a beast....he's the definition of a badass

  • @viper1871 Im sorry, but Kano, I hate him so much. Mostly because he was the cheapest man to fight againts in Mortal Kombat 1 and 3. His personality annoyed me too. Mostly because he would always interfere with all the other badass characters. And I have yet to see a time where he didnt get his ass kicked. Except when he was commanding Shao Kahns army. That was cool.

  • @TehFallenWind i like kano, i think he looks cool and his name suits him, but they make him thick all the time like he aint got any brains, they shouldnt do that, kano imo is a bad ass character just like all the others

  • w0w sonia,...shes cute..

  • @bastaman123 Could be worse. Could be the So Bad It's Horrible second movie.

  • 2:28 he can pick up Sonya and throw she to Otherland.

  • This was a terrible fight, they didn't even try to cover up the fact that she couldn't fight. Kudos to Bridgette Wilson for doing most of it herself though. It was shitty though that this was the last time Sonya fought in the movie.

  • @bucksboyblue

    Yeah, I agree there

    She seemed more than capable of taking care of herself and towards the end of the movie Shang Tsung simply grabbed her and thus she became the damsel in distress...

    Still, I enjoyed this movie

  • @bucksboyblue No kudos, It´s pathetic, at least they should have chosen a girl who knows how to fight(They NEVER do that), or looks like she knows(Trinity in matrix, Shara Connor in Terminator II), or cover it with good direction(Kill Bill), but this is pathetic reminds me Shara Michel Geller in the first seasons of Buffy, they always choose a pretty face and a good ass, over any credibility. I am male and I like hot chicks but I dont like my hot chicks kicking ass specially if it looks so lame

  • she was my hero when I was a 8 years old girl =D

  • this(sonya) is some of worst fighting' ive ever seen.

  • Sonya Blade is a bad bitch, i love her lol

  • im having a memory boner

  • oooowahlalaaaaaa im teling he hit a girl

  • 2:40 LOL

  • why does sonya have a buttface

  • this sonya has never even punched a bag in her life. can't keep her fists closed :/

  • @dragomirVIDS you are supposed to keep your fists loose until you throw each punch.

  • @wimpylassiter2336 buddy. i know. i mean when throwing the punch and impact seem way to flimsy. just by the positioning of her hands shows that she only did a short period of training for the movie.

  • @dragomirVIDS chief. pal. bro. dude. buddy. 

  • @wimpylassiter2336 dickhead.

  • @dragomirVIDS you started it, troll.

  • @wimpylassiter2336 ah yes, classic comeback.

  • Fatality

  • Trevor was such a beautiful man.

  • what's up with the somalian pirates in the back ?

  • @Kolashov They are masturbating while dreaming of Sonja.

  • @Kolashov They aren't somalian. wtf.

  • I can'r believe 15 years ago i actually paid 15 euro to watch this bullshit........

  • shang tsung likes her leg grab on kano,its no wonder he kidnaped her. ;D

  • 2:25 kano could have countered with the WALLS OF JERICHO or even a piledriver!

  • At 2:39 he spits on her leg. LOL!

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  • Nice but the neck break could of been done better

  • huum massinha

  • Ugggh I felt that kick to the stomach :S

  • pathetic effect really lol and bad fight :D but i love this movie :D

  • The sound SUCKS!

    

  • poor trevor goddard

  • haahhahlove this movie

  • Kano: No, Sonya dont. Aww, gimme a break

    Sonya: Okay *Breaks neck*

    It's incredible when looking on the comments below me, no one seems to get the joke.

  • Study this move! LOL

  • ELLO BABY!

  • parece um pouco kano de mortal kombat 9

  • nooooo steve irwin

  • Jason Statham needs to play Kano

  • 2:13 what does this noise remind yous of ;D

  • I love how the 10min short films from Machanima have better fights and better acting...

  • Mwah..... muahahah, Hello baby...did you miss me? lol!

  • @wetend123 i keep replaying it over and over again that "Allaw bay bee" LOL!

  • @KabanScorp haha one of my fav bits in the movie :)

  • @KabanScorp Me 2... its so funny :D

  • @wetend123 With his accent double lol!

  • pwned

  • Isn´t that Miss Pasternak from two and a half men??

  • sabias tu ke kano despues de esta pelea se fue preso a una prision federal por ser un mercenario asecino y no murio solo kedo aturdido

  • It's kang, and kitana and jonny wasn't...

  • Whenever I play as Kano online, I always send my opponent a message when I win: "Give it up baby! I've studied all your moves!"

  • I love this Sonya not the other bitch!! :( *Sorry me raging*)

  • sonya from first movie was hottie in second she chanced

  • @poyrazpasha only Liu Kane was not changed the 2. Movie is shit.

  • @DJErciyes yes ı agree

  • well I'd like to have my face between those legs

  • baby dive it up i stuied all youre moves....no baby not the crotch

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  • At 2:36 she has spit on her leg, and at 2:40 she get it again? hahahah :D

  • Liu kang: come on Sonya you can beat him

  • SO many perverts on YT :D

    Does anyone from this fight ever played MK? Those movements are nothing like in game

  • This whole Match is pointless, they are both from earth realm... Outworld is cheating!!!

  • how much force a man can have in his leg??? not enough to kill another man

  • @roumanianMJfan Sure not the way Sonya does but with a squeezing leq-scissor. Btw her leg-grab is rewinded and Kano lowers his head almost to the ground for her spinkick to connect... I love that film although I don't know why they had to take her as Sonya!

  • @mortisnet yeah there was better options for sonya in the mk movie but i personally didn't mind bridget wilson playing her but thats just me :xD

  • What a cheater, a man bringing a knife to fight a woman. 

  • 1:51 his hand went clearly above her head but guess she got hit by the air

  • Kano isn't Australian here. He's clearly got an English (cockney) accent, he was supposed to be some kind of East End gangster. Trevor (RIP) was English. Ed Boon thought it was Australian though and retconned the video game Kano to Australian too. lol Americans seem to have a hard time differentiating between Australian and English accents. Kinda like some do with American and Canadian.

  • @somethinglacking1 its easy to tell which is american or canadian:

    The canadians will go "eh" at the the end of each sentence

  • Because he wants to have hardcore sex with her.

  • WTF doesn't Sonya has her game outfit on?!

  • Kanos meant to be Australian, but sounds like and Englishman hahaha

  • Shang Tsung jazzed his pants while watching them fight