the fact is,the wilds equivilent to our cultivated banana looks very little like are banansas as we know it today. This guy should have done a bit of research about bananss before he posted this vid.
Bananas are ny nightmare... I' have nightmares where I bend over, and Creationists take turns shoving bananas up my ass. Then they shout "Perfect fit, proof of God" !!!
@xcellken1 hahahaha This happend in my friends church that he brought me to. I wonder what would've happened if they didn't find out that i was atheist...
I find it ironic that they've chosen bananas of all fruit to make this argument. Bananas are not shaped like that naturally, they're forced into a curve. Also, most bananas are mutants and extremely engined because they are so popular that the supply no longer meets the demand naturally.
the reality is this. It actually takes faith in something invisible to be an atheist, it truly does. There is more evidence for creative design than there ever will be for evoliartion. you do realize that darwin himself stated that if we did not find the missing link by turn of the millenium then his theories must be wrong. guess what. there is no missing link. we were designed and lovingly made. Its really not that impossible to comprehend.
This is very silly. I was laughing the whole time through, just like at the other one.
The silliest part, though, is that he took the first one seriously.
Imagine three sports fanatics. One says to his friend " The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat their own great grandmothers. " A bystander then makes a television documentary conclusively proving that the Browns could in fact beat their great grandmothers. Isn't this, maybe, even sillier?
P. S. You know a pineapple is ripe when the top pops off.
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Perhaps they should do their homework before posting. The following is from Banana.com
Bananas do not grow simply from seed. Man intervened long ago and crossed two varieties of African wild bananas, the Musa acuminata and the Musa baalbisiana, got rid of the many seeds that were an unpleasant presence, and improved the flavor and texture from hard and unappetizing to its present soft and irresistibly sweet flavor.
MiyasmaTube, Carl Sagan was no atheist. He definitely did not believe in the Abrahamic version of "God", but that does not equate to him being an atheist. He proclaimed to be agnostic.
I'd respect creationists if they didn't bring up the stupidest arguments. If hey admit they believe out of faith ONLY then fine. Also, school is for science not god.
Humanity is a species of ape. Using your own statement, the answer to your question would be: there's 360 diffrent kinds of man. You just call 359 of them "monkeys".
What is aware? At what point do we define that a conscious mind is self-aware? Many creatures exibit behavior once thought to be strictly human. Consciousness is merely a phenomenon of a higly developed brain. In truth, there is no self-awareness, but merely a perception of it. Everything you experience is a complex simulation of stimuli meant to allow you to better navigate the world.
Good job. Although it of course isn´t that difficult to refute this amazingly weak banana argument for the existence of god.
There is another really funny video here on youtube in response to the Ray Comfort BS video about the banana that this video is tackling. The video id = daD9pVB4YcI
seriosuly that guy with the coconuts has to be pretty confidant. Cause i'd constantly worry about slicing my own hand off. it didn't seem like he was far off a few times.
Your video has done nothing but allow commentors to point out the flawed logic that Christians use, whilst having the few Christian supporters of the video bathe in a narcissistic "feel good" moment that is quickly ruined by a glance at the comments. This also provokes discussion, where more christians realize the idiocy of their beliefs and abandon their faith, which defeats the purpose of you even posting this failed attempt of being a funny christ-supporting video.
dude what the fuck? This video is anti-creation. This guy isn't christian, and he's specifically showing thw wholes in this argument. You're either a troll, and feeling good about yourself as you're reading my reply (damnit..), or you really don't pay attention. at all.
Are those sexual innuendos in this video intentional?
And I don't see this as a valid argument at all. Mercury may be inherently fun to play with, but if god made it so fun to play with, why is it dangerous?
Also, were you aware that before humans began breeding bananas that they were MUCH smaller and thinner? The fact that bananas were bred to give the "god given features" not only dispproves your arguement, but also supports evolution.
Ok really, do you think that a supernatural being that we have seen no proof of being real, created fruits and veggies that some people are allergic too? People love tomatoes, but I hate tomatoes...I guess im inpure and hate hates me! LOLOL COME ON...DID YOU RELIGOUS FREAKS FAIL BIOLOGY?!?!?!
That goes to show all the dumb Frucker that believe that god created the banana, or other fruits and veggies. I belive in evolution, and just like the guy stated, MAN selected the best bananas and kept breeding to get whats today the banana, I bet when man first saw the first type of banana, it was probably orange or in a weird shape.
exactly! You can thank the Dole Corporation for the modern bananna. The banannas from 100 years ago would be completely alien to the Dole fruit that Kirk Cameron's personal assistants pick up at Safeway.
I'm an atheist, and I believe I heard Ray Comfort say something akin to the whole banana video being a joke. You can see Kirk Cameron snickering in the video as Ray's making his case. The video has generated a lot of unwarranted criticism from atheists believing Ray was trying to posit a proof for creationism. Ray was trying to say in a roundabout way that we need to laugh at ourselves sometimes even when arguing over origins and such.
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so how do atoms get intelligent and start to think for them selves
simlpy the experiment creates the interpretation limited to subjective limits of perception No experiment and hence interpretation is abslolute its only an aspect
you are assuming you can see every thing or can see full knowledge even if it can be known within our limits of understanding
Funny as usual. Thanks for the dose of reason. Only expect the best from you. Keep up the great work. Good debunking. You should have mentioned my favourite goddidit invention, the bacteria. The biggest human (and others) killer in history. Good misstep on god's part. Mycobacterium tuberculosis has killed 500 million of us alone, at least that we know. Little buggars. Then come the viruses! These aren't even alive and they can be blamed for many creatures' demise. Thanks again god.
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this disproves nothing! he stated facts about the banana, then "created" a comparison which isn't a comparison to it at all! Bananas i believe where created by god for us (our ancestors) to provide them with the nutrients and food needed to survive those times. banabas grow year round, and contain more different nutrients needed than most foods! They didn't have any Whole Foods back then.
The banana you eat NOW is not the banana they ate back then. That cross section cut of some ugly fruit with large black seeds in the middle of it? That's a true banana that has not been engineered with. It's the NATURAL Banana. "Wild" Banana, "Organic" Banana "[other stupid made-up marketing adjective]" banana. Either way, I doubt you could get a Banana, "natural" or desert banana, to grow in say.. Ohio in the Winter. Otherwise, yeah, you can make many things grow year round. Hence Greenhouses.
You know the argument against God goes much further than cultivated fruit. To accuse him of having no better argument than this is a 'Strawman' of your own.
But then you're just a kid, so I'll carry on picking on people who should know better at their age.
Belief in supernatural sensationalist prophesies like those of nostradamus is a form of escape from reality. I think I can escape from that form of escapism simply by having an ounce of logical thinking.
I dont recall a King of Terror in Sept 1999, and he is obviously reffering to Mars as in the Roman God of War, as in, the non-existant king of terror from 1999 will be very warlike.
However it is very vague, which allows sensationalist people to say that "oh, this is exactly about the mars rover" when it really isnt about anything at all.
Nostradamus is bollocks. He just wrote vague sentences that someone might be able to say are similar to something that will happen, but they are so vague that they are bound to be interpereted to anything.
Christians love banannas because it reminds them of when they got it in the ass when they were kids from the youth pastor and/or their older cousins or bunkmates at xian camp sleepovers. :)
I would suggest the same to you. tryna is not english, engrish, spanish, french, dutch, or of any other language I can think of (as far as I know). If you mean one should stop sounding like a 9 year old 'trying to' be witty at recess... then SAY THAT!
Please enjoy my long message. You'll have to read it form the first one on up through, which incidentally, it seems the first one posted is on the bottom.
Oh, and no... lack of belief in any god does not cause a complete mental breakdown from some young kid to go out, find a weapon, and then bring it back to school in order to use it to end the lives of multiple people.
Anyway, I think I have said my peice. I just want to leave you with one last tidbit... IN Genesis... in the bible, isn't god quoted to have said to Adam and Eve to go RE-populate the world? Yet... if they were the FIRST and ONLY... umm... how can they repopulate something? Maybe a mistranslation, maybe the prophet misheard god... either way, it's something to go look up and think about. Have a Nice Day.
Read a biology book, or two, or three before YOU go rambling or speaking out against such things without an ... how would YOU say it? Oh, right.. "edumacation." I can forward you to some very good biology texts if you would prefer, if you want real sources. At the college I am currently studying at, there will be an entire 3 credit hour course on "Evolution" and I could get the name of the text that will be used. I would take the class if my schedule permitted. No, it's not about renouncing God.
Such as humans don't try to use their face to burrow into a tree in order to find insects and such inside or to make some sort of shleter in the inside of a tree. (Woodpeckers) We lack the ability to eat grass out right as our digestive systems can't process and digest the tough poly-saccharides found in grass stalks. Cows can't either, but their digestive systems contain bacteria that break it up for them.
the stereotypical food for MONKEYS to eat... and yet it's also perfect for us to eat? sounds more like some stupid arguement for evolution. Either way, he brought up a point, humans have found ways to access many food sources through our ingenuity, such as the use of tools. Otherwise, we would be unable to. OTHER Animals naturally born in the area of the food growth are far more capable of accessing them.
and take their beneficial mutation on with them to their children who then will take it on further. A couple thousand generations later, you have an organism that was based off a previous existing one, but is far mroe adaptable and it is easier for them to survive in their enviornment. The banana arguement WAS stupid. Besides, the banana?
but other harmful mutations can cause disease, or not allow soemthing to live that in all cases should have except for some fatal mutation.Evolution is the idea that Beneficial Mutations will prevail over harmful ones, and as the harmful ones die off, the benefitted mutants shall live on,
I mean not long like a Foot long, or a Meter long... more like a millennia long. We know that mutations occur NOW and TODAY, evolution was based off the premise that some mutations ARE beneficial, while others aren't, such as longer than normal fingers would make it easier to type or play the piano, possibly, as well as allow you to grip things better.
Also, God could not have made eveyrthing from nothing. True, if he had the ability, he could make matter from pure energy as Energy is dimensionless, and therefor in theory an infinite amount can exist in ANY sized area, but it is impossible to make anything from nothing. As for Evolution? People think it is a joke as they can never see it in practice because it takes a LONG time..
I like to respond to anything and everything. No matter what "side" it may be on. I like to put out facts, such as, the US us a laughingstock of other nations not for our religious beliefs but because we still use Customary Units, while the rest of the world has switched to the easier unit system of Metric. We still teach kids in school the Customary system, but then must teach College students and upper level high school students Metric in order for them to pass chemistry and natural sciences.
only retards think that atheism causes school shootings. Last time I checked it was bullying. I've never seen a witness on the news say "HE RAN INTO THE SCHOOL SCREAMING GOD DOESN'T EXIST"
BTW I didn't watch the whole thing because I didn't have time to see if the guy was being ironic or not (it happens) but seriously using bananas to prove god. Thats getting REALLY desperate.
The biggest joke is how America's educational system is falling into disrepair, and our children are growing up in ignorance and darkness, partially due to the efforts of Bible-thumping morons who think the whole universe is 6000 years old. We're the laughingstock of developed nations. The Jesus freaks and the corrupt Bush a-holes are turning the US into a third-world nation.
DUDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. You evil fornicating goofs already got prayer out of the school. Look at all the school masacres you idot. Explain. Evolution produces racism and violence. Jesus taught to love you enemies. What are you talking about? Bush? your insame! America loves freedom because of Bush you idiot. Let me guess...Bush blew up the Towers right? Clown!
Here in Sweden we haven't had prayer in schools for at least 30 years and not a single shooting. We have no Bush either and we don't hate our freedom.
This guy brings it to a level of bitterness that's totally unnecessary and I'd be more interested in listening to his argument if he was less sarcastic and disrespectful. Perhaps if he was more convinced of his atheism he wouldn't feel so cornered.
its well known that after sin, we began to think barbarians. I know a better way, just repent confess. Oh and bingo you will tnink as a 1st class citizen.
I dont claim that my ignorant freind. God does. So Lacolith, what brings you to this neck of the woods? I destroyed you regarding evolution already...Still putting up a weak fight eh? LOL.
You are not 'just stating the truth'. You are twisting not only science but the Bible. You will surely say you 'believe the whole Bible' and 'take it literally'. But I'm sure you don't even take the creation stories literally. Do you believe in a literal dome holding up the waters above? That we are literally made of dust? That God needed a rest after a tiring week of work?
Again, your wrong. There was absolutely no such thing as water from above. All water was contained in the earth. The 'dome' as you called it was simply a perfect hemisphere that allowed just the right amount of sun in and to contain moisture. When the earth brok apart and the continents shifted thats when water was released. being evaporated by the sun changed the atmosphere and as a result, storms came about to release the evaporation. It's call rain. Next question.
We are not made of dust. Adam was made from clay. Adam means 'red' the very clay...red clay that is, was crafted by the hands of an Almighty and loving God who formed us to serve and to love Him but also gave us free will. Next question.
the fact is,the wilds equivilent to our cultivated banana looks very little like are banansas as we know it today. This guy should have done a bit of research about bananss before he posted this vid.
jknightxx 2 weeks ago
no
jknightxx 2 weeks ago
banana hahaha! too funny. man cultivated the banana not god. \bananas as we have today did come from the wild ?
jknightxx 2 weeks ago
Dog breeds, proof of evolution. Thank you very much.
WastelandDan85 2 weeks ago
Here is a video of a real atheist banana nightmare. Watch the Amazing Atheist make a banana disappear in his asshole
watch?v=Q4Brgx4NXls
ExposeWhiteGenocide2 3 months ago
Bananas are ny nightmare... I' have nightmares where I bend over, and Creationists take turns shoving bananas up my ass. Then they shout "Perfect fit, proof of God" !!!
xcellken1 4 months ago
@xcellken1 hahahaha This happend in my friends church that he brought me to. I wonder what would've happened if they didn't find out that i was atheist...
Mizoreicewich 2 months ago
i belive in god but this shit is damn hilarious to me
xx2RAHxx 4 months ago
Seems like your solution is to flip sides and grip a bit tighter
ActiveH1N1 5 months ago
I find it ironic that they've chosen bananas of all fruit to make this argument. Bananas are not shaped like that naturally, they're forced into a curve. Also, most bananas are mutants and extremely engined because they are so popular that the supply no longer meets the demand naturally.
FlowerChild65 7 months ago
@FlowerChild65 he covers this at the end of his video.
conor1148 7 months ago
@conor1148 I know. I commented before it was over.
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the reality is this. It actually takes faith in something invisible to be an atheist, it truly does. There is more evidence for creative design than there ever will be for evoliartion. you do realize that darwin himself stated that if we did not find the missing link by turn of the millenium then his theories must be wrong. guess what. there is no missing link. we were designed and lovingly made. Its really not that impossible to comprehend.
solinari399 8 months ago
this guy is funny. grab a life man
mbawzz 9 months ago
Ray Cuntfort prolly things left-handed people come from Satan.
Al1981X 11 months ago
...why did i flinch when he bit it?
types10000 1 year ago
i never realized how much bananas looked like penises- god didnt create bananas- a whore did lol
FurFeathersAndScales 1 year ago
lol... in al my borredness... i love this stupid shit....now...im hungry...
i love raw unions...damn do not bla bla about the unions...
they holy to me.....
opiated666 1 year ago
This is very silly. I was laughing the whole time through, just like at the other one.
The silliest part, though, is that he took the first one seriously.
Imagine three sports fanatics. One says to his friend " The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat their own great grandmothers. " A bystander then makes a television documentary conclusively proving that the Browns could in fact beat their great grandmothers. Isn't this, maybe, even sillier?
P. S. You know a pineapple is ripe when the top pops off.
AndrosRex 1 year ago
This guy is FULL of it, non sense
izzigogo 1 year ago
oh, yeah!
CornellNava 1 year ago
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StringTheorySally 1 year ago
if you watch little niki then you'd kno gawd made pinapples to shove up your athiest ass in hell!... lol jk
ratbone39 1 year ago
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distress674 1 year ago
lol.....This old guy is hilarious
XxBareFangzxX 1 year ago
Perhaps they should do their homework before posting. The following is from Banana.com
Bananas do not grow simply from seed. Man intervened long ago and crossed two varieties of African wild bananas, the Musa acuminata and the Musa baalbisiana, got rid of the many seeds that were an unpleasant presence, and improved the flavor and texture from hard and unappetizing to its present soft and irresistibly sweet flavor.
pchtermino1 1 year ago
You are back. happy to see you in the tube welcome back.
Nagual32 1 year ago
Great video dude!!!
Ekendil 1 year ago
Nice vid
MiyasmaTube, Carl Sagan was no atheist. He definitely did not believe in the Abrahamic version of "God", but that does not equate to him being an atheist. He proclaimed to be agnostic.
tobeface 1 year ago
Have anyone seen about the other athiest nightmere, a jar of peanutbutter :)
Danovio 1 year ago
Actually the banana was created by "god" that god is called humans. The banana was designed by humans.
khallex 1 year ago
I have to admit, when you held up that nanner the first time, I did gasp in fear a little.
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
Religious people can't eat shellfish XD
This alone should show you how much of a screw up religion is.
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felixmab66 1 year ago
Satan created the pineapple. It's in Leviticus. There's three whole verses about pineapple daiquiris.
leydensjar 1 year ago
god fails at creating... lol
BatmanASB 2 years ago
LMAO. great vid. embarrassing as I am in uni now though
Squareybee 2 years ago
HAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing - but you have to admit, the pineapple makes a lovely headress.
averagebear1 2 years ago 2
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chairmantotherescue 2 years ago
God that guy makes me nervous with the knife
Erdrickgr 2 years ago 12
thats a missing finger waiting 2 happened. lol
dartherik3001 2 years ago 2
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boring
1probtest 2 years ago
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haha this video is awesome
exitskaterjeff 2 years ago
Hey are you a manc?
RobDeManc 2 years ago
After hearing smart yanks debate creotard yanks, it's nice just to hear a common as muck northerner take the piss and bring it in to context.
JeefCakes 2 years ago 4
Let's not forget Richard Dawkins, a British scientist, might be the most famous Atheist of our age, aside from American scientist Carl Sagan.
MiyasmaTube 2 years ago 5
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XD
Rabit561 2 years ago
3:17 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MyHeresy 2 years ago
1:33 :D
MyHeresy 2 years ago
0:34 - 0:41 rofl
chip279 2 years ago
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how contemptous ..... your intellectualism is as idolotry ...
notNEWW 2 years ago
dude this is so funny. you were making all of the jokes that i was thinking when i watched the original ray comfort video. bravo.
itonlyhappens 2 years ago 2
"God, ya really fucked up on this one."
LMAO
coladict 2 years ago 2
I'd respect creationists if they didn't bring up the stupidest arguments. If hey admit they believe out of faith ONLY then fine. Also, school is for science not god.
Ramshobraja 2 years ago
The banana was designed...by humans. Take a look at a wild banana, it's freaking full of seeds.
UtopiaLtd 2 years ago 22
@UtopiaLtd and really small and ugly...
WowUrFcknHxC 6 months ago in playlist Reason vs. Religion
In soviet america, bananas have perforations.
boobmcnutt 2 years ago
That was great man!
laynix 2 years ago
"is it a screw on top?" LMAO!!!
chip279 2 years ago
you made me hungry now i want a bannana thanks
Bl3art 2 years ago
Bannanas: The Single Women's Dream
screech519 2 years ago
And Cucumbers. Don't forget cucumbers.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago
Zuchini!!!!
screech519 2 years ago
If god made the banana perfect for us, then explain walnuts! the bastard wants to make up his mind, he likes us! he hates us!
toggsuk 2 years ago 2
The banana is proof that we are related to monkeys!
PluripotentMind 2 years ago
lol true
ronte246 2 years ago
there are about 360 different types of monkeys, yet there's only one type of man. Explain that.
NIN992 2 years ago
Hang on, only one type of man? That dosn't sound right.
MichaelTannock 2 years ago 2
man is a type of ape
johnmc2k 2 years ago
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no its not. What acid were you on when you said that?
NIN992 2 years ago
Humanity is a species of ape. Using your own statement, the answer to your question would be: there's 360 diffrent kinds of man. You just call 359 of them "monkeys".
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago 3
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no your wrong. Men is a differnt species than ape.
NIN992 2 years ago
Indeed. That's what I said. Different species cannot interbreed, but we are a type of ape. Ape isn't a species.
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago
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we are not a type of ape.
NIN992 2 years ago
We are primates. Fact.
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago 5
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your full of crap. Fact.
NIN992 2 years ago
And now you degenerate to this. Look it up, if you like. The facts are there.
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago 3
Just type 'define primate' on Google. Cheers.
Crow512 2 years ago 2
ok, monkey,
but you can't describe the jump of cconsciousness. How anything can become aware.
sergiomarchelli 2 years ago
What is aware? At what point do we define that a conscious mind is self-aware? Many creatures exibit behavior once thought to be strictly human. Consciousness is merely a phenomenon of a higly developed brain. In truth, there is no self-awareness, but merely a perception of it. Everything you experience is a complex simulation of stimuli meant to allow you to better navigate the world.
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago 2
So science is based on phenomenon? ;-).
sergiomarchelli 2 years ago
Science is the study of phenomenon.
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"but you can't describe the jump of cconsciousness. How anything can become aware."
true we can barely define consciousness its one of the ten trillion things we dont know anything about
now whats your point? god dun it? you dont know so i must be right?
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
I love raw onions. /=
LiquidPersonality 2 years ago
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mate shut da fuck up
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NINJAKITTEN1994 2 years ago
two ridges?? send it back and tell god to step it up or else
Ajax151 2 years ago
You brought out the pineapple, and that is, my friend, when I died.
fritzgenius15 2 years ago
lol
HaliFins 2 years ago
is this a story? its a entertaining story about banana, but i dont get it.............LOL.
JONthe13th 2 years ago
Is that original video serious?
Oh my God...
>_>
molewizard 2 years ago
Bananas are fuckin' fantastic when stoned.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
JackVykios 2 years ago
Ummmm, what isn't?
preachingsin 2 years ago
And God created weed...so not only does God design all food perfectly but he created an herb that when taken makes the food taste better!
VitalSigns1 2 years ago
lol hallelujah!
123hihi1 2 years ago
fuck i just remembered that i have bananas, i'm hungry now
325982668 2 years ago
cmd is the best clan in the FUCKINGNGNGN UNIVERSE
chuppyWOW 2 years ago
I always think God did rather well with the avacado.
sptfgpn 2 years ago
"Is there a screw top?" *WHAM WHAM WHAM* XD Yeah, screw-top lids make me do that, too.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago
Good job. Although it of course isn´t that difficult to refute this amazingly weak banana argument for the existence of god.
There is another really funny video here on youtube in response to the Ray Comfort BS video about the banana that this video is tackling. The video id = daD9pVB4YcI
rokkvi1 2 years ago
The pineapple is god's design for the child-proof lid.
falchion49 3 years ago 4
That was fun. ^.^ *bang bang!* fuckin pineapple!
HappyWulf 3 years ago
was more fun when he bang banged the banana
foolsbetrippin 3 years ago
Is he from sheffield?
XChillX42 3 years ago
seriosuly that guy with the coconuts has to be pretty confidant. Cause i'd constantly worry about slicing my own hand off. it didn't seem like he was far off a few times.
Kimbert91 3 years ago
why so bitter?
rcdadmichigan 3 years ago
Oh my crap that was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Great video dude.
ChaosmanOne 3 years ago
Your video has done nothing but allow commentors to point out the flawed logic that Christians use, whilst having the few Christian supporters of the video bathe in a narcissistic "feel good" moment that is quickly ruined by a glance at the comments. This also provokes discussion, where more christians realize the idiocy of their beliefs and abandon their faith, which defeats the purpose of you even posting this failed attempt of being a funny christ-supporting video.
SpunkySkunk347 3 years ago
dude what the fuck? This video is anti-creation. This guy isn't christian, and he's specifically showing thw wholes in this argument. You're either a troll, and feeling good about yourself as you're reading my reply (damnit..), or you really don't pay attention. at all.
Kimbert91 3 years ago 4
Are those sexual innuendos in this video intentional?
And I don't see this as a valid argument at all. Mercury may be inherently fun to play with, but if god made it so fun to play with, why is it dangerous?
Also, were you aware that before humans began breeding bananas that they were MUCH smaller and thinner? The fact that bananas were bred to give the "god given features" not only dispproves your arguement, but also supports evolution.
SpunkySkunk347 3 years ago
it's a parody... the real video is in the related tab...
Pottan23 3 years ago
i laughed 'till my cheeks hurt.
*subscribes*
SCARREDMIND 3 years ago
Nice vid, but I still prefer the original. It's hard to improve on a comedy classic.
dave28lax 3 years ago
Ok really, do you think that a supernatural being that we have seen no proof of being real, created fruits and veggies that some people are allergic too? People love tomatoes, but I hate tomatoes...I guess im inpure and hate hates me! LOLOL COME ON...DID YOU RELIGOUS FREAKS FAIL BIOLOGY?!?!?!
sarge2115 3 years ago
That goes to show all the dumb Frucker that believe that god created the banana, or other fruits and veggies. I belive in evolution, and just like the guy stated, MAN selected the best bananas and kept breeding to get whats today the banana, I bet when man first saw the first type of banana, it was probably orange or in a weird shape.
jeanious2009 3 years ago 2
exactly! You can thank the Dole Corporation for the modern bananna. The banannas from 100 years ago would be completely alien to the Dole fruit that Kirk Cameron's personal assistants pick up at Safeway.
iburl 3 years ago
You should be a stand up comedian. I love all your videos.
fenhen 3 years ago
hahahahahahaaha the pineapple segment!!
ogapadoga 3 years ago
I'm an atheist, and I believe I heard Ray Comfort say something akin to the whole banana video being a joke. You can see Kirk Cameron snickering in the video as Ray's making his case. The video has generated a lot of unwarranted criticism from atheists believing Ray was trying to posit a proof for creationism. Ray was trying to say in a roundabout way that we need to laugh at ourselves sometimes even when arguing over origins and such.
MicheasTheMighty 3 years ago
That's so funny, you could hear the bananna sliding xD Awesome video as usual man. Thanks!
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GreekGuy1980 3 years ago
so how do atoms get intelligent and start to think for them selves
simlpy the experiment creates the interpretation limited to subjective limits of perception No experiment and hence interpretation is abslolute its only an aspect
you are assuming you can see every thing or can see full knowledge even if it can be known within our limits of understanding
riciard55 3 years ago
hey that is what my uncle told me. The atheist nightmare is a banana. Anyways God is a righteous judge and who feels rage everyday.
JesseQuintana 3 years ago
good one.
inthefade 3 years ago
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Funny as usual. Thanks for the dose of reason. Only expect the best from you. Keep up the great work. Good debunking. You should have mentioned my favourite goddidit invention, the bacteria. The biggest human (and others) killer in history. Good misstep on god's part. Mycobacterium tuberculosis has killed 500 million of us alone, at least that we know. Little buggars. Then come the viruses! These aren't even alive and they can be blamed for many creatures' demise. Thanks again god.
rAmen
saxmanchiro 3 years ago
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this disproves nothing! he stated facts about the banana, then "created" a comparison which isn't a comparison to it at all! Bananas i believe where created by god for us (our ancestors) to provide them with the nutrients and food needed to survive those times. banabas grow year round, and contain more different nutrients needed than most foods! They didn't have any Whole Foods back then.
sexytitus1 4 years ago
The banana you eat NOW is not the banana they ate back then. That cross section cut of some ugly fruit with large black seeds in the middle of it? That's a true banana that has not been engineered with. It's the NATURAL Banana. "Wild" Banana, "Organic" Banana "[other stupid made-up marketing adjective]" banana. Either way, I doubt you could get a Banana, "natural" or desert banana, to grow in say.. Ohio in the Winter. Otherwise, yeah, you can make many things grow year round. Hence Greenhouses.
OXOFiniteOXO 3 years ago
I'm allergic to bananas, how do you explain that one? God just didn't want me to be nourished?
NicolaMonk 3 years ago 5
*pulls out pineapple* UBERLOL!!
scienceminded 4 years ago
ok i'm christian... but the banana really was a fuckin stupid comment made by the "thewayofthemaster" guys...
okauj 4 years ago
"that's not the only thing.. it's chewy"
hahahaha!!
imfrenchme17 4 years ago
you talk as if the best or only argument for god is a banana, which gives me the impression that this entire video is one big straw man, sorry.
Ledwix 4 years ago
Ledwix:
Did you watch the whole thing?
You know the argument against God goes much further than cultivated fruit. To accuse him of having no better argument than this is a 'Strawman' of your own.
But then you're just a kid, so I'll carry on picking on people who should know better at their age.
razeezar 4 years ago
You completely misread my comment, as well, but whatever.
Ledwix 4 years ago
marked as spam within 10 seconds...tisk tisk.
Belief in supernatural sensationalist prophesies like those of nostradamus is a form of escape from reality. I think I can escape from that form of escapism simply by having an ounce of logical thinking.
Bakuninite 4 years ago
Good comeback, you supersticious fop.
Bakuninite 4 years ago
I dont recall a King of Terror in Sept 1999, and he is obviously reffering to Mars as in the Roman God of War, as in, the non-existant king of terror from 1999 will be very warlike.
However it is very vague, which allows sensationalist people to say that "oh, this is exactly about the mars rover" when it really isnt about anything at all.
Bakuninite 4 years ago
Nostradamus is bollocks. He just wrote vague sentences that someone might be able to say are similar to something that will happen, but they are so vague that they are bound to be interpereted to anything.
Bakuninite 4 years ago
I loved your video, most excellent. Good job at explaining everything and you even managed to put in some humour. Also liked your accent. :)
armypride 4 years ago
Oh my! I'm now having nightmres about bananas! And I'm not an atheist.
gentletouch1 4 years ago
Hahahahaha!! Awesome.
ScreamsTurnToEchoes 4 years ago
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This is a stupid video... just like the maker.. sorry dude...
acev1per 4 years ago
okay explain why, he provides great argument unlike your brainless comment reflecting your brainless nature
hoopmajik 4 years ago
Christians love banannas because it reminds them of when they got it in the ass when they were kids from the youth pastor and/or their older cousins or bunkmates at xian camp sleepovers. :)
nhilst600 4 years ago
hey kid grow up. you sound like a 9 year old tryna be witty at recess.
Caliko1 3 years ago
I would suggest the same to you. tryna is not english, engrish, spanish, french, dutch, or of any other language I can think of (as far as I know). If you mean one should stop sounding like a 9 year old 'trying to' be witty at recess... then SAY THAT!
OXOFiniteOXO 3 years ago
Please enjoy my long message. You'll have to read it form the first one on up through, which incidentally, it seems the first one posted is on the bottom.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
Oh, and no... lack of belief in any god does not cause a complete mental breakdown from some young kid to go out, find a weapon, and then bring it back to school in order to use it to end the lives of multiple people.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
Anyway, I think I have said my peice. I just want to leave you with one last tidbit... IN Genesis... in the bible, isn't god quoted to have said to Adam and Eve to go RE-populate the world? Yet... if they were the FIRST and ONLY... umm... how can they repopulate something? Maybe a mistranslation, maybe the prophet misheard god... either way, it's something to go look up and think about. Have a Nice Day.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago 3
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Read the rest of Genesis before you go rambling.
Caliko1 3 years ago
Read a biology book, or two, or three before YOU go rambling or speaking out against such things without an ... how would YOU say it? Oh, right.. "edumacation." I can forward you to some very good biology texts if you would prefer, if you want real sources. At the college I am currently studying at, there will be an entire 3 credit hour course on "Evolution" and I could get the name of the text that will be used. I would take the class if my schedule permitted. No, it's not about renouncing God.
OXOFiniteOXO 3 years ago 8
Such as humans don't try to use their face to burrow into a tree in order to find insects and such inside or to make some sort of shleter in the inside of a tree. (Woodpeckers) We lack the ability to eat grass out right as our digestive systems can't process and digest the tough poly-saccharides found in grass stalks. Cows can't either, but their digestive systems contain bacteria that break it up for them.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
the stereotypical food for MONKEYS to eat... and yet it's also perfect for us to eat? sounds more like some stupid arguement for evolution. Either way, he brought up a point, humans have found ways to access many food sources through our ingenuity, such as the use of tools. Otherwise, we would be unable to. OTHER Animals naturally born in the area of the food growth are far more capable of accessing them.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
and take their beneficial mutation on with them to their children who then will take it on further. A couple thousand generations later, you have an organism that was based off a previous existing one, but is far mroe adaptable and it is easier for them to survive in their enviornment. The banana arguement WAS stupid. Besides, the banana?
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
but other harmful mutations can cause disease, or not allow soemthing to live that in all cases should have except for some fatal mutation.Evolution is the idea that Beneficial Mutations will prevail over harmful ones, and as the harmful ones die off, the benefitted mutants shall live on,
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
I mean not long like a Foot long, or a Meter long... more like a millennia long. We know that mutations occur NOW and TODAY, evolution was based off the premise that some mutations ARE beneficial, while others aren't, such as longer than normal fingers would make it easier to type or play the piano, possibly, as well as allow you to grip things better.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
Also, God could not have made eveyrthing from nothing. True, if he had the ability, he could make matter from pure energy as Energy is dimensionless, and therefor in theory an infinite amount can exist in ANY sized area, but it is impossible to make anything from nothing. As for Evolution? People think it is a joke as they can never see it in practice because it takes a LONG time..
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
I like to respond to anything and everything. No matter what "side" it may be on. I like to put out facts, such as, the US us a laughingstock of other nations not for our religious beliefs but because we still use Customary Units, while the rest of the world has switched to the easier unit system of Metric. We still teach kids in school the Customary system, but then must teach College students and upper level high school students Metric in order for them to pass chemistry and natural sciences.
OXOFiniteOXO 4 years ago
only retards think that atheism causes school shootings. Last time I checked it was bullying. I've never seen a witness on the news say "HE RAN INTO THE SCHOOL SCREAMING GOD DOESN'T EXIST"
BTW I didn't watch the whole thing because I didn't have time to see if the guy was being ironic or not (it happens) but seriously using bananas to prove god. Thats getting REALLY desperate.
DamienHell 4 years ago
Oh my god!(no pun intended) that was brilliant.
kyebean 4 years ago
Evolution is the best joke I tell to my students. They love it.
counterstryke 4 years ago
The biggest joke is how America's educational system is falling into disrepair, and our children are growing up in ignorance and darkness, partially due to the efforts of Bible-thumping morons who think the whole universe is 6000 years old. We're the laughingstock of developed nations. The Jesus freaks and the corrupt Bush a-holes are turning the US into a third-world nation.
johnclavis 4 years ago
DUDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. You evil fornicating goofs already got prayer out of the school. Look at all the school masacres you idot. Explain. Evolution produces racism and violence. Jesus taught to love you enemies. What are you talking about? Bush? your insame! America loves freedom because of Bush you idiot. Let me guess...Bush blew up the Towers right? Clown!
counterstryke 4 years ago
Here in Sweden we haven't had prayer in schools for at least 30 years and not a single shooting. We have no Bush either and we don't hate our freedom.
But I that 911-conspiracy nuts are clowns.
CauchySchwarz 4 years ago
OK good answer.
counterstryke 4 years ago
Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious to everyone that the banana argument is a stupid argument (or I would hope at least!)
TheMathGuy 4 years ago
I am allergic to bananas
Lagomort 4 years ago
haha when he got the pineaple and went wow god, you really fuked up ere dint u, that made me piss myself
fenderman21guitar 4 years ago
This guy brings it to a level of bitterness that's totally unnecessary and I'd be more interested in listening to his argument if he was less sarcastic and disrespectful. Perhaps if he was more convinced of his atheism he wouldn't feel so cornered.
Mozes3001 4 years ago
its well known that after sin, we began to think barbarians. I know a better way, just repent confess. Oh and bingo you will tnink as a 1st class citizen.
humilde7777 4 years ago
Cauchy you little, little man...you need help dude. "over millions or years....nothing came to life" LOL...your a complete joke.
counterstryke 4 years ago
Evolutionists don't ever make that claim. You claim God made something from nothing.
Lacolith 4 years ago
I dont claim that my ignorant freind. God does. So Lacolith, what brings you to this neck of the woods? I destroyed you regarding evolution already...Still putting up a weak fight eh? LOL.
counterstryke 4 years ago
You are not 'just stating the truth'. You are twisting not only science but the Bible. You will surely say you 'believe the whole Bible' and 'take it literally'. But I'm sure you don't even take the creation stories literally. Do you believe in a literal dome holding up the waters above? That we are literally made of dust? That God needed a rest after a tiring week of work?
ReligionProf 4 years ago
Again, your wrong. There was absolutely no such thing as water from above. All water was contained in the earth. The 'dome' as you called it was simply a perfect hemisphere that allowed just the right amount of sun in and to contain moisture. When the earth brok apart and the continents shifted thats when water was released. being evaporated by the sun changed the atmosphere and as a result, storms came about to release the evaporation. It's call rain. Next question.
brettlutchman 4 years ago
We are not made of dust. Adam was made from clay. Adam means 'red' the very clay...red clay that is, was crafted by the hands of an Almighty and loving God who formed us to serve and to love Him but also gave us free will. Next question.
brettlutchman 4 years ago
OK, so Human ('Adam' is a Hebrew word, not a proper name) was made from clay, but his descendants are made from...?
ReligionProf 4 years ago
no one.
brettlutchman 4 years ago