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  • I rate it...5 middle east penis pumps.

    Cheers!

  • I wonder if you still feel the same about Obama a year later????

    Sir, stick to your own country's politics. Obama is showing everyone why he is not the right choice for change in America. The next president in 2012 will a mess to clean up.

  • Bush's mess to be more exact. I haven't heard anybody explode when he blew through the budget excess to it's negative equivalent in a matter of months through tax cuts for rich folks and moreover led the country in an open-ended war supported by faulty intelligence and bad foreign policy ("we go it alone!"). Courageous but dumb. Now you all want to pin the consequences on Obama? Why, because he pushes to give you some quality of life? Oh stop him, he's helping the people! Socialist! Please.

  • fuck obama

  • Obama's stimulus program, along w/ most of his interchangeable, OCD type 'speeches', are way funnier than MarkDay.

  • You get a lot of ratings lol.

  • lol that's real talk

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! This was great!!!

  • 5 fuck you outa 5

  • 5 hot naked libarians outa 5 hot naked libariens

  • hey everyone CynNichol im with you and know what you refer to. But lets not stir into the past or look at who did what and where. To all the ignorant people arguing with CynNichol, lets look at some undisputed facts about our president elect. In 2007 members of the senates votes on issues and where they stand politically were compared through out all of congress. Obama was the single most liberal senator in congress, even more so than the only self proclaimed socialist in office. Swallow that.

  • giraffe, liberal, krispy kreme addict - i don't care what you call him as long as he does better job than yahoo administration that preceded him.

  • yeah this is pretty true Obama is CFR, Freemason, and Illuminati, There's change coming but not what people think the change is

  • 5 Hitler and Clay Aiken sex parties out of 5. LOL

  • 5 kinky president sex tapes out of 5

  • God i love the internet, the indifference of people online is simply pathetic, how you can all agree to disagree, I love it.

    Mark Day is funny, and I think it is amusing how some people just feel a sudden urge to go crazy on comments, this is for commenting the movie, not to disguss politics, cut your hair and get an education children.

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  • 5 love making senior citizens out of 5

  • bloody hell

  • 5 panthers getting freaky out of 5

  • bloody hell

    wheres your flannel skurt sean connery

  • The only change you gone get is what you have left in your pocket.  What's the one good thing baou tLiberals? They die eventually.

  • what is the only good thing about ninja4norris, he dies eventually

  • Thats five new age post-modern lesbians that have sex with men. IRONICLY.

  • Five more safe words for you Mark!

  • That's five New Yorker foldouts of librarians.

  • Such strange and disturbing thoughts . . . hmmm . . . 5 stars!

  • five puururrrrrrrrs out of five:) love the shows mark

  • 5 lines of coke for Mr. Bush

  • 5 Presidential Boodwar Costum Parties

  • definatly, 5 politicaly corect blow jobs

  • I made up my own and gave it 5 obama bin ladens!

    ;D

  • omg lol good 1!!!!!

  • i rate it 5 black panther in the bedroom *rrrr* ing xD

  • i rate it 5 kinky enviromentalists

  • i rate this 5 new episodes of markdaycomedy

  • OMG nice w/ the premature oil spills! im rating this 5.....um....*smoke rises*.....i got nothin.

  • i rate it 5 whatever the heck he just said

  • THAT IS KINDA KINKY LOL

  • Spoken like a true liberal.

    From your accent, I assume you can't vote in our election. Just saying.............

  • you are A OK. Love your videos.

  • I'm rating this 5 premature oil spills !!!

  • I love it, keep it up! 5 from me

  • The piercings in your ears are really freaking cool.

    Also, 5/5 Mark Day Purrs.

  • As are you Mr. Engrish

  • I would think that his being a US senator, and his being born in a US state, might relieve his obligation to prove he's a US citizen.

  • roastedsanta, it's my understanding that it isn't necessary to produce a birth certificate when registering to run for the Senate, so he got around the issue. A President must be a natural citizen, and is required to prove citizenship. It hasn't been proven that he was born in a US state, in fact there is evidence that he could have been born in Kenya, Indonesia or Canada.

  • This is thoroughly idiotic. Barrack Obama was was born in Hawaii! How effing stupid do you need to be to not get that. There is no conspiracy here, he is a US citizen.

  • phloidf787, it's time to see Obama's self-made past for what it is, a fraud. Was he born in Hawaii? I don't know, I wasn't there. But there is evidence that the birth certificate provided by his campaign is a fake. This will hopefully be investigated, then we both will know one way or the other. It won't affect my vote either way, because there has already been so much deception on his part that he lost it some time ago. Wake up.

  • He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.

  • ReviewerGuy623, "He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii"? Prove it. Obama hasn't. It's reported that his campaign released a fake birth certificate from HI that was a computer-altered copy of his half-sister's certificate. And incidently, his half-sister has a certificate from HI, but was born in Indonesia. My bet from what I've read... Obama wasn't born in HI. If he was, he needs to prove it. As of now... Obama looks like a stalking horse for a group that thinks they're above the law.

  • Before a person is allowed to file for the office of president, many forms must be filled out and thoroughly checked by the FBI and the CIA for the accuracy of the answers given. As much as I support McCain and want him to win the election, I would like it very much if people just kept their eyes on the important issues rather than the redundant facts and false rumors that both candidates are receiving.

  • Sorry ReviewerGuy623, I think we will see that our national security officers have let us down. At the time Obama filed, I don't think the FBI or CIA had a clue about whether or not he had Kenyan or Indonesian citizenship, or even looked into the possibility of a fake birth certificate. I'm also trying to get the word out on at least 25 others issues about Obama...

    Unfortunately, I don't know you, or anyone else on YouTube, leaving me to say what I think at my own time.

    Thank you for your work.

  • I could go on a rant about all the things that are wrong here, but I'm guessing you don't have much of an attention span, so I'll sum it up like this.

    You are a racist.

  • pjnick300, you didn't go on because you don't have much to say. Obama is the racist. His clan, the Luos, are Arab blacks. Back when, they were into slave trading their African black 'brothers' to Arab lands. The Luos still think they're better than African blacks, and they're willing to ride on their backs for politican gain for Arab Muslims. The Luos have risen to the top of US and African politics. Hey, a loss for African blacks... a gain for Islam. Wise up, name caller. 5 pcs of baloney 4 U.

  • The Luo traditionally believed in an afterlife and a supreme creator, whom they called Nyasaye, and had a strong ancestor cult. Today most Kenya Luo are Christians, and a small number are Muslim

  • For decades, the Luos have said they're Christian for political expediency, altho they're Muslim. This is common, accepted & admitted practice in Africa, & perhaps their mo in the US/Europe. Obama's spiritual mentor for 20 yrs, the Rev Wright, is an ex-Muslim. He is now an anti-white, anti-American 'Christian'. I have to ask, is he Luo? Obama changed from a Muslim to 'Christian' under him. How about Obama's 'cousin' Odinga, Kenya PM, a 'Christian' whose platform was sharia law. 5 long noses 4 U.

  • That's a ad-hominem fallacy.

  • Wrong. What I write is from a lot of research in reliable sources. And by the way, you would be surprised at how information reported about Kenyan politics by the international press in 2006, has been twisted by the Obama spin machine. Or then again, maybe you wouldn't be.

  • WTF Obama is not a Muslim. If he was why would Rev. White even be in the picture if he was Muslim? Furthermore, the whole image of the New Yorker was the encapsulation of all the B.S. rumors floating around on the net about Obama.

    And CynNichol please site your sources then we can really talk.

  • I dont think eithar of them are racist.

  • Yeah, we could have seen Bush's brain damage before we got into this stupid war...

    ......bummer......

  • I think i see your point, Frenchy. However...Obama is our people's hero here in the USA. So please...understand that we are absolutely disgusted by the bile spewing New Yorker, and would like to kick the editor right in the teeth-something i'm sure you understand.

  • lol hero of the usa...60% tax hero...fail

  • What do you dress up as ?

  • 5 Mark Day purrs..that was tff..

  • 5 kinky presidential sex parties

  • 5/5 presidential something (i didn't take french sorry) parties... mark rules!

    PS, i missed the yellow wall.

  • You sir have won yet again. Also, agreed on the argument. xP

  • 5 Kinky sex costumes!

  • 5 machinegunrubbing muslimroleplaying Clinton-opponents

  • 5 naughty Muslims!

  • It feels good to know I'm not the only one who likes to dress up like a black woman with a machine gun.

  • Maybe you should be commenting on your PM than on Presidential canidates. Mr. Brown's negatives seem to running

    'a wee bit high" right now. Your thoughts?

  • Nibblehead, not that I would presume to answer for Mark Day...but he is an American citizen and as such has no Prime Minister. Not to mention, he hails from SCOTLAND, not England. Next time you try to make a smart political comment, get your facts straight first.

  • 5 premeture oil spils out of 5

  • premature? is there ever a good time for an oil spill? :p

  • Look at the Cover... See the Skull (Death Head) in Obama's Ear!!!! See??? That is Subliminal SLANDER 101.

    Please Pass this INFO AROUND.. GOOD LUCK WORLD!

  • 5 premature "oil spilling" Environmentalist Bushes! Thanks again man, you're still certainly one of the greats! Keep em coming!

  • HA-HA! Delightful! I found the original cartoon quite offensive, actually, even though I could see the humour in it just fine....It's just in execrable taste.

  • LMAO!! i am certainly scarred for life tho.

  • 5 Anal Retentint Mothers Thats 5 Anal Retentint Mother

  • That was so hilarious! I never saw that cartoon, but it was interesting to hear your opinion of it. :D

  • Damn, Mark... This was GREAT! I haven't watched in a while, but you've honed it nicely. I'll be back soon.

  • LOLOLOL @ what you said about obama's wife... lol

  • I don't think its the accent, I think its just you that drives me nucking futs.

  • his accent is glaswegian, but not every glaswegian talks with an upward inflection and sounds like he's lecturing you...

  • i give this five chunk blowing drunk biker chicks

  • you need to make more videos mark!!:) 5 american nuclear bombs for you!

  • 5 tree trunk hugging pre-mature oil spills thats 5 tree trunk hugging pre-mature oil spills

  • 5 role planing presidents tha's 5 role planing presidents

  • I give you 5 topless Afro'd goddesses!

  • "kinky environmentalists..."lol.

  • disturbing.... 0.0()

  • I'll give you five vicepresidential quadruple-bypass surgeries

  • I rate this video five White House interns XD

  • I'll give you Five pairs of Clay Aikens Assless Chaps.

  • That was great. Purposefully misunderstanding this cartoon was the funniest thing you could have done.

  • This is great----The New Yorker got it soooooo damn accurate that the left is going bughouse. First of all, lefties dont understand satire. They kicked the cat when they saw that cover. Hahahaahaaaa. Whomever came up with the cover----had plenty of ammo to use in the cartoon. It was a satire----that was too damn believable ! That's the problem. Even Libs know the cartoon had too much foundation to be satire. As for this video and Mr Ear-rings. I added a Rating catagory : LAME ASS.

  • LOL. Perverted presidential purposes eh? I'll rate it 5 home sex tapes

  • 5 presidential bootwear costume parties for you.

  • Lol, budoir, not bootwear :)

  • I rate this video -- 3 Black panther first ladies + 2 Premature oil spills

    *****

  • Five Republican tree saps cumshots.

  • could have said it better

  • cool

    great

    vid

  • haha that was good.

  • burst out laughing at the first panther growl!! a very uplifting video, as always!

  • LMAO!  I rate it 3 Clay Aikens + 2 Hitlers = 5 Clitlers

  • 5 horny panthers

  • lol cool

  • You are freakin great man.

  • I keep forgetting not to be drinking anything while watching your videos, dude! 5/5 ice coffee spurts through the nose + 5/5 Rarrrrrs!

  • 5 bald headed sissy scratches (hope that makes you laugh)

  • 5 tasteless magazine covers....

  • I pissed in my pants..great job!!!

  • 5 Purrrrrrrrrrrs

  • Rated 5 braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht the nicht.

    Good one Mark

  • 5/5 premature oil spills!

  • I view the front cover of the new yorker is actually making fun of all the crap the media has made up about the two of them. Hilariously the people who actually reported all that BS as if it were news deciminating it with serious voices, are the ones now ragging on the new yorker for a comical picture making fun of the rumors that they themselves spread. "What horrible taste drawing a picture showing all the things we were wrong about."

  • 5/5 Black Panthers with Machine Guns!

  • Great video~

  • oh my god you are funny!

    what is your day job mark, if you dont mind my asking?

    you should be on tv

  • LOLLLLL!

    5 Premature Oil Spills for you, Mark!

    Keep it coming, that made my day! xD

  • Look at Obama,s ear on the cover ...

    See the SKULL ??? Known as a Death Head.

    Tell a Friend, Please

  • HAHA!

  • Rrrrrrrrr! That video was worth the wait.

  • hitler and clay aiken . lmao (:

  • Five pieces of news that mask themselves seductively as satires.

  • lol

  • Worth the wait.

  • five premature oil spills

  • Black panther in the bedroom...genius. And the rrrrrr made me laugh.

  • MarkDayComedy...?

    More like MarkDayRubbish.

  • a black panther in the bedroom... hilarious

  • Five nude bushless laura bushs'.

  • I give this 5 presidential sex acts. aka a bill clinton rating.

  • It was good until the black panther in the bedroom joke, at which point it was awesome!

  • 5 self-immolated monks

  • markgaycomedy- where's the comedy in your rant? You need to " lighten up, Francis!" You and Barack need to grow a set-pussy!

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  • five pounds mistaken for terrorist fist jabs.

  • Loved it! 5 stars- I love Obama!

  • 5 Lincoln logs.

  • Obama has already worn traditional muslim garb on his trip to Kenya, his father's homeland

  • that's Kenya. Besides, Obama isn't Muslim in any way. His father is.

  • First of all, everyone knows that's bullshit. It is the traditional African garb. Read a book on African culture.

    Secondly, what the fuck is worse about a Muslim president than a Christian? Christianity isnt exactly innocent, so why the fuck are we so scared of anything but them? It's because Americans are stupid bigots who will believe anything a biased news oragnization will tell them.

  • comic, go take a good look at Barack's garb in Kenya. It's muslim. Everything about this guy Obama points toward muslim. His middle name is Hussein and he went to a madrassa. If it walks like a duck,,,,,

  • Ooo, I like the use of my name, Ive never seen that before (really, I havent, you wouldnt believe it).

    Do you know what African garb looks like? It would easily be mistaken as Muslim by an ignorant person. Last I checked, his father was Muslim so the name isnt exactly his fault or his expression. My name is heavily Biblical but I am a stalwart Atheist. That really proves nothing whatsoever. Madrassa is the Arabic word for school, religous or secular. And again, so what if he was muslim?

  • comic, islam is NOT a peaceful religion. They believe in destroying infidels and non-believers (like yourself)

  • Basically no religion is peaceful.

  • So, instead of attempting to refute anything I have said, you have simply put words in my mouth.

    Christianity (along with Judaism and Islam) has been responsible for most of the death over the last two thousand years. Their is absolutely nothing preferable about a Christian president as opposed to a Muslim president.

  • comic, if islam a peaceful religion, please tell me how. Have they fed people in poor countries ?

  • Did you even read my comment? Islam is not peaceful, like all religions it is deadly and domineering, and I dare you to find a point where I have said otherwise. It is completely irrelevant, anyway, as Sen. Obama is NOT a muslim.

  • comic, yeah but islam takes the cake as being deadly & domineering. It's OK if you believe that Obama is not a muslim, but all signs point there. Im voting for McCain !! It's an anti-Obama vote.

  • Try Liberetarian.

    The only reason you believe that is the fact he is not white. If his family history belonged to McCain, nobody would be calling him a Muslim, and the media would immediately attack the lies you believed. Islam does not take the cake, by the way. It is either a three way tie or Christianity. History proves this.

  • comic, wait till israel bombs Iran and starts WW3. Then, you'll say that the jews are the worst (religion) in history. Maybe.

  • They arent getting away with that without our help. Our own government said so only days ago. They dont have the firepower. So if that happens, it will be done with our weapons and our consent. Our President and his entire Cabinet are either Christian or Catholic. So Christianity will remain the worst religion in history, this event only bolstering that fact. Even of that was so, one event is not going to switch a position backed with thousand of years of hard proof.

  • comic, i would say Joseph Stalin is the worst in history, beats out Christianity by a long shot. Then comes Mao, Ho Chi Mihn, Castro, etc

  • Just because Stalin and Mao were Atheists does not make it a religous crime. No Atheists had say in what they did. The same is not so for Christianity or Islam. I have little doubt the Cabinet and the President hate Islam like most uninformed Christian Americans. They certainly dont try to stop the hate crimes, even fueling them.

    And just so we are clear, Atheism is NOT a religion. Stalin and Mao did what they did for power, not Atheism.

    The entire arguement is just a distraction, anyway.

  • 5 muslim terrorist fist bumps

  • It's a terrorist fist jab (TFJ). I'd rate it that too.

  • 5 affected irish accents out of 5

  • 5 scotsman pissed on whiskey for that one mark keep them coming

  • funny. 5 monkey butlers on that one.

  • another example of the liberal NY jews pandering to the blacks

  • I guess I'll have to give you 5 political kinky cosplayers.

    I'unno. I tried.