Dexter Playing Halo 3

[Kramiour]

This so so unintentionally hilarious.

[SoulSocietyMk2]

Everything is possible when your a charming serial murder....

[tgd02]

WHERES UR MOUSE?!!!

[poisonarrow8]

Halo 3 is not available on the PC

Halo 3 animates at more than 17 frames a second

Halo 3 does not make the same sounds as Space Invaders

Nobody will be doing any "winning" with both hands on the keyboard

There's a conspicuous lack of teabagging

[tgd02]

@poisonarrow8 u didnt come up with this, plagiarizing faggot

[poisonarrow8]

@tgd02 1) Never said it was me, who came up with this comment but by your comment I can understand that you are the one to be called faggot.

2) Its "you" and not "u" , its "didn't" and not "didnt" and a full stop/period at the end of the sentence.

Have a nice day and disconnect yourself from the Internet.

[tgd02]

@poisonarrow8 ok you plagiarizing fag fucking faggot

[DemomanX614]

Nice frame rate...

[Brawldud]

Halo 3 running at 15 FPS on a PC with terrible audio output?

Must be using an emulator with Windows 2000.

[bluefAng]

now that i think, with real killing skills he must be good in tactic shooters

[hejjagedu]

@bluefAng though Halo ain't really 'tactic'

[YoruCreations]

@hejjagedu He's obviously casual so for him typical FPS it's "Tactical" type

[Alpinex105]

I play Uncharted 2 on my Atari. Whats the big deal?

[cMARVEL360]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?!ROFL!! they couldn't even get a bricked 360. LOL!

[Vshreddr]

Halo 3, on PC, without a mouse...

[whateverman187]

Keep them insults of intelligence coming, mainstream TV....I think you're getting good at it.

[lotlat]

duh, winning

[gamewiz7]

Why are the top comments the same thing but re worded?

[muralles818]

He's always winning like charlie sheen

[DefiantBoris]

Port halo to pc

Mod it with 8 bit sounds

Play it without a mouse...

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?! Halo freaking sucks! Should have ported Goldeneye.

[SomeKindaSpy]

lol, I wish halo was on PC

[ZephernVideos]

@SomeKindaSpy

It is actually. Halo CE, the first one, came out on PC before Xbox! Same with Halo 2.

Not 3 unforgivably.

[SomeKindaSpy]

@ZephernVideos; I meant all the recent ones

[AnimusPipboy]

@ZephernVideos It's not CE !!!I can recognize those two games with tape on my eyes.Graphics are different.Also the weapon icon in top right corner is different,no shield indicator in the top left corner and there is grenade icon which doesn't exist in halo CE.So don't try to be smart

[Brawldud]

@SomeKindaSpy See: Halo for PC/Mac and Halo 2 for PC.

[SomeKindaSpy]

@Brawldud; I said I meant the recent ones. Meaning Halo 3, ODST, and Reach

[Maracachucho]

I thought they were going to make a joke about "KILLING SPREE".

Such potential, wasted.

[MrThatguyryan]

Holy Shit I'm watching Season three and watching Dexter videos and the same clip pops up as soon as i start watching this scene.

[MrVercettti]

Nice

[PS3Fan487]

I wonder if hes a noob, a spawn killer, a team killer, or a rookie/pro... most likely a spawn killer, happens alot...

[XxUpliftingTranc3xX]

#lol

[EDEDDEDDY9]

Uh...this kinda fails...Halo 3 isnt on the pc

[KedViper]

@EDEDDEDDY9 That's what I thought but he's so cool he made his own XBOX 360 emulator.

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@KedViper Lol yeah,i did kinda think that.

[ElBarto3131]

He's so awesome he's able to port Halo 3 to the PC, mod it with 8 bit sounds, and be able to play it without a mouse.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@ElBarto3131 there's a not-so-legal pc version of halo 3

[cristianalardin]

is this real . Am i real WHAT DOES IT MEEAAN

[SegaMario]

Bi-WINNING.

[ManowarHeigou]

No mouse.

[rosavanwinkle]

halo 2 was for pc ... and halo's first release was first on a apple until microsoft made a better version and they claimd the name halo. wikipedia m8

[Levithianable]

@rosavanwinkle

The keyword here is release

Halo was never released for OS X, Steve Jobs announced it at Macworld, but then Microsoft gave a check to Bungie and Microsoft ran off with Halo as a release title for the Xbox

[rosavanwinkle]

@Levithianable ok thanks

[Jonisfilm]

hes playing without a mouse....and with modded sound effects! WINNING!

[simental9]

He's my new hero.

[ubernoob2]

Halo 3? On PC? With a Sound Blaster soundcard? With no mouse?

Epic

[acountddd]

He doesn't even need the mouse.

[bombz4327]

Halo 3 on the PC? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!

[fatazzwhale]

WINNING

[vitralizer]

Dexter: the reason why you'll never play Halo 3: PC edition.

[tommyblunt]

hahaha is this edited or what?

[Oxfordless]

@tommyblunt haha nope! It's pretty legit ;).

[mrantitrollguy]

halo 3 in pc with 8 bit sounds and without a mouse, dexter made it possible

[Chdonga]

@mrantitrollguy ShowTime was too poor to play the actual sounds from Halo, or even use a mouse.

[vihannes3]

@mrantitrollguy Unfortunately not with over 17 fps :(

[cMARVEL360]

@mrantitrollguy

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[lonewolf0281]

At least, he is a PC gamer. Consoles are so lame.

[xEdwardNigmax]

WTF HALO 3 IN PC???? NEVER !!!1!

[iPwnSORZ]

@xEdwardNigmax Came here to say this~ <3

[TheThasik]

 Why is it that all directors can't put an accurate representation of video games in their series? And it's literally ALL of them.

[Typheus]

@TheThasik I hate to make a serious answer to something that should be answered with a joke, but I'm GUESSING it's some licensing BS.

[madman485]

@TheThasik It's pretty much just a running joke between writing teams and directors on shows like this to see which ones can out-bullshit the others.

[dcgunit50]

@TheThasik copyright stuff. South Park occassionally does a legitimate one, and sometimes they change it to be dicks. Like the PSP or the Xbox or the Wii they did realistically, but they also did the Okama Gamesphere and I think one other bs one.

[buob1234567890]

Ive always wanted to know why show producers dont just add real sound effects to real games. Im kinda sick of watching a new game being played by a character on a movie or a TV show with 8-16 bit sound effects. They have enough money to pay for the god damn rights to the original sounds damn it >:(

[Gronzlo]

Nice sound effects.

[mrsslein]

halo 3? on pc? dreams.

[efperel]

"bending them to your will..."

Is he implying that only gay people play halo?

[LDreamerDude]

@efperel Are you implying bent things automatically refer to gay people?

[pwnageprata]

he is fucking shit up in duel. 8-0!

[Nyxiz]

8 BIT

HALO 3

PC

NO MOUSE

WINNING

WAT?

[LelouchViBritannia1]

@Nyxiz The smile must be ironic. It must be!

[Ninjistic]

I'm never going to watch this show now

[JiminyKracker]

@Ninjistic Actually, despite its flaws, it's one of the few shows worth watching.

[Microja]

This is embarrassing.

[fieldy409]

charlie sheen does this all the time.

[mk741]

It's all about... who can spam the most grenades, and then say the n word the most.

[joseaca]

"- its all about strategy, taking the most overpowered weapon first, teabagging every noob, calling everyone a faggot

- what are you doing in my office dex?

- pwning"

[Recessive1]

He's using the 8-bit sound mod.

[SH0CK3I2]

BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP, too bad his computer is stuck with a 1984 soundcard and yet a fully functioning high performance Xbox 360 emulator

[zodiacsicario]

@SH0CK3I2 didnt halo came to PC ?? i remeber playing the demo in my athlon +3000

[SH0CK3I2]

@zodiacsicario lol halo 3 isnt on pc, 1 and 2 are though

[busyak]

it's great how he plays halo 3 on pc.

without a mouse.

[mrdelriego]

He should've said pwning noobs hahaha

[gameteacher101]

every time i think of dexter i remember this part but HOW THE HELL DID HE GET IT TO WORK ON PC ?



[eitrig]

I would love for this to be true.

You know halo 3 on pc.

[Nightmare78hAlo]

Halo 3 on PC.... when did i miss this ?

[KedViper]

@Nightmare78hAlo That's what I was thinking. A lot of the spoofs make more since.

[blowupuate13]

wtf halo sounds like pac-man and halo is 0% strategy and 100% running around aimlessly with no real plan

[BatDude27]

@blowupuate13 I would love to see someone do that and make it past the first level :)

[boomerxxx]

Best part from that season.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

Dexter doesn't need a mouse.

[awexsome2034]

Aaaaaand cue Halo trolls/PC fanboys.

[Tumi23]

this is crazy dexter is basicly bending the fucking universe here i mean he is playing halo 3 on a pc and even without a mouse (how godlike is that?) and modded the fuck out of the sounds and is fucking winning people witness today this bending of the universe

[heyboner]

@Tumi23 ily. haha

[InconspiciousIdiot]

Halo 3.

PC.

NO MOUSE.

WINNING.

[LelouchViBritannia1]

@InconspiciousIdiot Bitch you don't need no mouse fo' shit!

[SnoweyMan111]

Atleast they made sense by having dexter play on PC, he's just the kind of guy that would.

[maverickjohnny]

But halo 3 was not released on pc :( i call fake.

[Bewt]

I love Dexter but this has got to be the worst scene in the entire series, or the best depending on how you look at it.

Dexter playing Halo 3 on a computer, entirely on a keyboard, with NES sound effects. You can't screw up gaming any more if you tried.

[GingerAMVs]

love the sound effects xD

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Halo 3, on the PC, with no mouse, 8-bit sound effects...

How do they expect to make a good video game based movie when they can't even portray the way they are played right?

[barryokonoboh]

Duh, winning!

[CraZunggoy47]

Good use of the bubble shield

[KUNAIfever]

@wassup625

im afraid it happed

[wassup625]

HALO IS NOT FOR PC

[firsouTV]

@wassup625 Halo Wars... Duuuuuuh.

[Framash]

WINNER

[CyberStalkeR1337]

that was painful to watch

[nembutals]

*neck stretch*

nope.avi

[hamward123]

halo 3 on pc... LOL

FPS with keyboard only... LOL

halo 3 and strategy... LOL

[Frankenstrat247]

holy fuck his gun fires plasma grenades

[ElBarto3131]

He was able to port Halo 3 to the PC, mods it with Atari sound effects, and not need to use a mouse.

[TheItchyFetus]

Stupid noob using arrow keys to aim.

[ARussianHat]

dat noise

[BuddytheRat]

That's just how Dexter rolls. He can out-strategize you so bad that he doesn't NEED a mouse.

[Danzerfaust]

He must have a damn good sound card for those sound effects.

[Farkeman]

lol , halo 3 is not even on pc

and hes playing fps game with keyboard only ? :D

and strategy ? wtf ? :D

[MiniMackeroni]

@Farkeman

That's how strategic and maneuverable Dexter is.

He doesn't need an Xbox.

[MarkmusProductions]

@dextermorgan: #WINNING

[JudasPriest4644]

LMAO, Dexter is so fucking shitty.

[pwnageprata]

wow he is pwning at duel mode

[LionEatingMan]

I always shoot people with my AR after sticking them. It counts as a double kill.

[Ryaaaaaan]

WINNING

[WillMio]

Winning. Dexter is Charlie Sheen.

[sovietsentinel]

@WillMio Charlie Sheen should guest star on Dexter. Imagine HIM on the kill table!

[majorchaos5000]

@WillMio bi-winning

[twilightnekochan]

WINNING.

Dex... you sly devil you..

[Certain]

But he didn't BI-WIN.....so he failed.....

[xmat123x]

Holy shit he even has the fucking DLC. I fucking love rats nest.

[j3ff86]

#winning

[Neigno]

Now, in season 6 we're going to find Charlie Sheen murdering people to flush out Dex for using his catchphrase: WINNING.

That could actually be really good.

[fsmramen]

Duh, Winning!

[GonzoBanana]

WINNING, DUH

[MrMindblow12]

lol haha this is awsome

Dexter needs to play Hitman

lol

[Usul573]

@MrMindblow12

/watch?v=8fizgjTjS9w

[MrMindblow12]

@Usul573 yeah awsome!

[TheBandicoot96]

in future... halo 3 comes for PC... i hope

[JeffTheDudeAbides]

What are you doing in my office Charlie?

Winning.

[TheGreatComet]

what are you doing in my office dicks

[TheCruel]

Shooped. In the original, he was checking up on his farmville.

[DavyMacaroni]

Halo 3

On a PC

Without a mouse

wat the phuck

[GrandHighGamer]

@DavyMacaroni With 80s "beep-bloop" sound effects.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Dexter sure has a shitty taste in videogames.

[DrCaffeine5000]

@UshiromiyaReiji CoD Sucks

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@DrCaffeine5000

Oh yes it does, Halo, Call of Duty, Battlefield and Gears of War are equally horrendous piece of shit excuses for games.

[xalener]

@UshiromiyaReiji

But the fantastically painfully meh game that is Beyonetta isn't?

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@xalener

Nah.

[xalener]

@UshiromiyaReiji

lolk

[JordanK3lly]

There are so many things wrong about this scene. But it's Dexter so I forgive him.

[SuperNova457]

Is this the original?

[LordNetsua]

@SuperNova457 Yes this is the original from the episode :)

[StargateMunky]

duke nukem style

[QuikDJ]

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah

[khlova]

No mouse .

[CrabtechIndustries]

Strategy

Halo

Nope.

[gigatech3000]

@CrabtechIndustries

Strategy is the most important thing in Halo.

[xalener]

@CrabtechIndustries

depends on who you're playing with.

[shoseki]

@CrabtechIndustries Grenades / rockets

[LazyJLazy]

@CrabtechIndustries He hasn't played Halo Reach!

[BatDude27]

@CrabtechIndustries oh right cause in halo you can totally make it with just a run and gun method above normal mode.

[kikomiko1]

why did he drop a bubble shield AFTER he killed the guy? 

[emptyeiganjo]

No Dexter, I mean what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE. THIS IS BLASPHEMY

[Eriatha]

@emptyeiganjo No, THIS IS MADNESS!

[m1che1]

It's so bad it's good.

[partisan49]

halo? strategy? what has gotten into you dex!?

[LTChaosLT]

DOORS STUCK!!!

[LukeAlto2007]

This is what happens when TV writers, who know nothing about video games, try and insert them into their shows.

The writers probably think their viewers are as out-of-touch as they are, and added the 8-bit sound effects so it's crystal clear to everyone that DEXTER IS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME. SEE? IT'S LIKE THAT PAC-DUDE GAME EVERYONE PLAYS!

[kidofthecentury77]

Why they didn't use a simple Doom footage?

[Chirpachirp]

.....really?

[kikomiko1]

This is truly the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life. May God have mercy on the writer's souls.

[quackajack13z]

@kikomiko1 Totally agree. This is fucking terrible.

[AttackMyAss]

Jimmy Smitts must be confused as shit right now..

[TheQuiksand19]

*facepalm*

[gummyboots]

is this real?

[Dismal626]

@gummyboots yeah its from the show, stupid i know

[WolfySnackrib666]

27 people lost. Game over!

[dystopianlover]

Dat FPS!

[dystopianlover]

Couldn't they just rent a copy of Halo 3 from BlockBuster?

[Ultizer]

Halo 3 isnt on PC...

[Knifegash]

Not to mention playing on a widescreen display turned on its side.

[insertasedi1]

he was about to drop a bubble shield

[Usul573]

So apparently Dex can probably compress time and space also.

[Mkvenner8]

...yes...