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  • Lol, new favorite song! I love how they bleep it out. ;-o

    #raped the replay button

  • I probably shouldn't listen to this as much as I do

  • i love this song 0.0 damn ima show my friend, plus i can't stop listening to this O.O

  • Fuuckk, I love this song.

    My best friend (hes a guy) said he gets a boner while hearing this song with me. I'm like, okaaaayy?

  • I <3 that :3

  • Did anyone realize how similar their voices sound to the people from Vat19? Or is it just me...

  • i'm a guy , ladies :P i won't say no xD

  • @takatoekoe BUT i will(: (say no)

  • i love this song xD

  • i was singin this in the car really loud and my mom said "what the hell r u singin??" and i said touchin on my.... and she said "well stop it!!!"

  • 3oh3's my ULTMATE guilty pleasure man!

  • that is some of this sound with the band hollywood undead

    look for the song black dahlia

  • hollywood undead black dahlia

  • my ex girlfriends likes this????? GAY

  • @lajoker43

    we dont care about u and ur ex girlfriends ok? and if u think this is so gay DONT WATCH IT!

  • that awkward moment when you relize this is on your favorites

  • that awkward moment when your in a meeting and your phone goes off and this is your ringtone.....awkward moment when your talking on the phone with your boyfriend and listening to your ipod and you blast it and this song is playing......that would be wierd......then your boyfriend ask is tht how you feel about me??........then you start singing.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit im i singing.....ya is that how you feel right now about me??.......hell no not at this age haha....love this song!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lanicelove agreed 100%

  • That awkward moment when your sitting at a table in a public place with all your friends and boyfriend and start singing this song really loud ...

  • 1 thing

    2 say

    3oh3!

    4ever

  • i wonder what the real words are :/

  • Clever 3oh!3 Rhyming *** with *** (;

  • The awkward moment when you're rocking out to this song in your room and then your mom walks in...

  • I love this song listen to it like once a day

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  • @ArieeShadow8 chould be worse i was at my anties furneral and forgot to put my phone on vibratethis song went of full blast...its also the reason i broke up with my boyfriend

  • .. I quite like that everything's bleeped out. It's different from the usual overly forward songs that tend to throw the subject about like it's going to make them more money. This song has a way of being subtle and totally blunt at the same time, and it really is better left to the imagination.

    Don't see why some people complain about it. I think it's creative, and to a point even sexier. :(

  • That awkward moment when the top comments are from pple who have awkward moments

  • Aweshum Song!!! <333

  • I Would So Sing This To Justin Bieber XXD

  • that seriously awkward moment ur sister boyfriend come over n u show him 2 her room cuz she in there and she singing da bleeped out parts 0_0 XD

  • you do know he says he doesnt give up.

  • Hugh Jackman :D This is his theme song

  • If you you wamma fuck me I won't say no!T-touching on my dick, while I'm touching on your boob. And we are gonna fuck 'cause I don't give a fuck!

    See it sounds straight-up awkward if you say what's most likely being bleeped out.

  • That awkward moment when you're huming this in your head in public, then accidently start singing it outloud, and you say what's being bleeped out......

  • my friend is upsesed with this song ihate it

  • @ajpomaski13 :( that unfortunate. this is quite the catchy song.

  • @kri5ti32 I downloaded it and listend to it like a BILLION times. xD

  • i had this as my ring tone and it went off when i was in detenchion...i pointed to the kid besid me saying he did it:)

  • good song <3 

  • this song deserve more views

  • Iv'e listened to this song five times now lol.

  • @Crashism24 STILL NOT ENOUGH!! Lol :)

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  • At least they censor it

  • @iPajke I didn't post that comment for a fight. :)

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  • luv 3OH!3

  • amo esta cancion ahunque sea garabatera

  • laddies come and laddies go!!!

  • good song :)

    

  • touching on my lyrics :L

  • Lol..I was singing and dancing to this with my bf and then all of a sudden my mom just comes into the room and blinks and is just like 'wtf are they doing' and just leaves...It was so funny XD

  • OKAY I GOT ONE!!

    Boy I gotta go

    Im finished with the show

    And if ya wanna kill me

    I wont say no

    T-t-t-talking about emo kids

    Cause their weird

    I know this becuase

    I'm dating one

    GUESS WHO? It involves a book...nerd moment for me

  • @SuperEmoGothGirl Vlad Todd? Is that the book?

  • @vampiresassistant101 yeah kinda it was to me, like a parody type base one, ya no?

  • @SuperEmoGothGirl Yeah :]

    Finally someone who understands the awesomeness of that series

  • @vampiresassistant101 Really i have only read the fist 2 books cause of my horrible book access TT.TT

  • @vampiresassistant101 Yes, it is...

  • that awkward moment your singing this in your room and your boyfriend walks in...

  • @xxKaylaXandXCourtxx It's not really an awkward moment since me and my boyfriend always sing this when we go out >:)

  • @xxKaylaXandXCourtxx been there.... done that....... O.o

  • @xxKaylaXandXCourtxx hahaha for real?

  • @spartanbaketball21 its not the song its just you. THIS SONG ROX!!!!!! " show me yours ill show u mine"

  • at the start, it sounds like he's saying"se-sexy mama" repeatedly..

  • boy dont you know this isnt your show

    if you wanna get it you gotta say so

    t-t-t-talkin bout me

    while im talkin bout you

    you know were gunna get it but now i dont know

  • this song sucks

    

  • love this songggg

  • absolutly luv dis song <3333333

  • touchin on wat

  • @jchncdhr1 wow... obviously you a dumbass... lol ok think about it... he's talking about SEX gosh

  • @jchncdhr1 what are you 6? its obvious d:

  • I <3 THIS SONG BY THEM!! MY FAV ONE

  • First time I heard it, but I love it!! :))

  • That awkward moment when you're in class and your phone rings and this is your ringtone... 0_0

  • @unicornkart245  OMG YEAH! Have you heard of peacock by Katy Perry i was gunna add that as my ringtone but what if it rings in class.......it would suck........and i have a guy theacher........yeah

  • @unicornkart245 lmaoo oh my that must suck..

  • @unicornkart245 especially if the first lyrics that blast out are, 't-t-touchin on my ****"

  • A religious add followed immediately by this song. Anyone else find this funny?

  • i wash dishes while listening to this song

  • girl i gotta go im finished with the show

    if you wanan duel me i wont say no

    t-t-touchin on my priest while im t-t-touchin on your mage!

    you know were gonna duel cuz i dont give a....idk but this is about WOW lol

  • @SkR1lleXx what is that from

  • a lot of *** :DDD

  • SO DAMN SLOW. jdskfxhvjdsfjk I hate it. xD

    Nightcore version is better. xD

  • I FREACKIN LOVE THAT SONG ITS SOOOOO HOT THAT IT MAKES ME H*RNY!!

  • I skipped an ad with Chuck Norris in it to watch this video faster... am i going to die while listening to this?

  • @Ang27707 ; You are absolutely going to die, Chuck Norris is going to round house kick ur ass into a coffin O_o

  • @Ang27707 You are already dead.

  • i hate this song

  • @grrr360......it's not your fault that's what the song's called.

  • the name of song is touchin on my lyrics?

  • yey I love madlibs!!!

  • if you want to ****me i wont say no

    T-t-t-touching on my **** while im t-touching on your ****

    you know we are gonna ****

    cause i dont give a ****

    how the heck is that NOT dirty...its amazing is waht it is though

  • Ha, love singing this song during science class...

  • Here you may need this.... 0:00 Free replay button

  • see the dislike bar?

    yeah, neither do i.

  • Im addicted to this band O___. <-- hehe look at me tiny eye!

  • haii i like cookies :D

  • @bluetoxin8 lol

  • Girl I gotta go, I’m finished with the show

    If you wanna battle me me, I won’t say no

    T-t-t-touchin on my Dunsparce

    While I’m touchin on your Igglybuff

    You know that we are gonna battle

    Cause I don’t give a Fraxure!

    (this song is obviously about pokemon!)

  • @Rmills1997 gay

  • @Rmills1997

    WAIT Don't tell me - you're here cuz the suboss one.

  • @Rmills1997

    Hotter than a Flareon. Straight up.

    :D POKEFAN UNITE

  • @Rmills1997

    Gotta catch 'em all, don't watch the fucking show

    But now that our eyes met I can’t say "no"

    B-b-b-battlin with Golduck

    While you're battlin with Sawsbuck

    Left the waterfall off on Chuck :D

    Cause I don’t give a Muk!

  • @Rmills1997 Omfg. You just completed my life with that comment.

  • @Rmills1997 Man, you're fantastic. Congratulations. I'm really laughing right now like hyena .

  • 0:01

    

  • Lovely song... Luv dis...

  • If you wanna freak me I won't say no

    T-t-t-touchin' on my dick, while I'm touchin' on your clit

    You know we're gonna fuck, cuz I don't give a shit.

    Hehe, I can plug in the right stuff and make it rhyme.

  • @6fuck6christ6 so much failure...

  • If you Fuck me i wont say NO

    Touching on my junk While im touching your vagina !

    You know we are gona fuck cus i dont give a fuck !

    there....

  • @iNpChannel LwOo lol xD

  • @msblackknight15 ftw a anime fen ? in youtube o-o

  • @iNpChannel what does that mean ? >_>

  • @msblackknight1 grammer fail. What i meant that u sir watch anime and there are not much people ho like watching anime ( exept China and Japan )

  • @iNpChannel huh !? no there are anime fans ALL AROUND THE WORLD :3

    and im not man so don't call me sir x3

  • @msblackknight15 sorry my mistake :D and btw i have watched ur work not bad...

  • @iNpChannel nah it's okay =D thank you so much L3

  • @msblackknight15 kk nuf spam in the video if we are gona talk just pm ....

  • @iNpChannel not true, there is a club i n my school for who love anime, and it is full every thursday. in one school, you look around and you see anime fans everywhere you look.

  • @eeveeinthesky wait your school has a anime club? QQ in our town no one knows what anime means and in my school they give away free condom for sex but NO ANIME QQ

  • @iNpChannel awww i'm sorry.

  • If u wanna play with me i won't say No

    Touchin on my body while i'm touchin on your body

    You know we are gonna play TAG cuz i don't give a freak

  • i ♥♥

  • Instead of saying if its dirty or not ENJOY THE SONG :)

  • Guys, he clearly can't be saying fuck. There's only three astericks.

  • @SonoDaten no actually he does say fuck. If you wanna F*** i wont say no touchin on my D*** while im touchin on your C*** you know that we are F*** cuz i dont give a S***. those are the words so yes infact it is dirty. get over it its still a good song everyone. :)

  • @autumflo I was just making a joke, but okay ;D

  • Catchy....

  • my brother made a dirty picture eeww but i like this song

  • to dirty but soo catchy!

  • you go 3!oh3 i love this song!!!!!!!!1 ahhhhhh makes meh corneh with an h! haha

  • Man, I love the video, but I just can't stand those damn ads.

  • Are they going to put a Advertisment on every Freakin Video?

  • Okay we all know this song is dirty that's why we're listening to it and because its 3oh!3 so just stop denying it :)

  • @beautifuldemondream how about, if you wanna trade me i won't say no ? (:

  • WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE REALITY IS FINALLY BETTER THAN YOUR DREAMS!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥............­i know that makes no sense in this song, but its tru and i didnt know wer to put it, so i put it here................AND WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME, GIRL.................

  • :'DD

  • Fav, like, replay.

  • @moontear1234 same here!! XD

  • omg i love it

  • cant stop hitting the replay button xD

  • @bieberstories123456 haha same here! xP

  • @Andy123Sixx same here too :)

  • I loves it!

    

  • slipknot

  • omg i love it!

  • i can't get this song out of my head!! **__**

    it's just so briliant :D

  • @BiiBiiFreakyGiirL me2 O: Like Follow me Down xD

  • Technically...this song isn't dirty. For all we know, they could be talking about trading cards! "Show me yours, I'll show you mine..."

    SEE WHAT I MEAN???

  • @degrassifan35

    If you wanna trade me I won't say no

    Touchin on my Charizard, while I'm touching on your Blastoise

    You know we are gonna battle

    'Cause I don't give a surrender

    (Not sure if that made sense xD)

  • @degrassifan35 I'm pretty sure it's dirty, considering he says "If you wanna fuck me, i won't say no." Just saying.

  • @GinnyFallOut haha well he never actually said that and people get fucked all the time in poker just ask any player and they will say they've been fucked while playing poker. speaking in context of course

  • @GinnyFallOut correction: he says if you wanna *BEEP* me, i wont say no. hes viewing the world as a car. hence the beeping. duh.

  • @degrassifan35 i see what you did there.

  • @degrassifan35 yaeh that true I support you dirty would be like The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound gang there is literally a line that goes 'so put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts' Don't hurt me I didn't make it up *waves white flag vigorously*

  • @degrassifan35 touch on my *** while im touchin on your *** hmmmmm

  • @degrassifan35 So basically this song is proving how dirty everyone's minds are? Lol

  • @WillaKilla1 LMAO, it IS!!! hahaha.

  • @degrassifan35 haha SUREEEEE