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  • Remind me not to call Oreck. They are really going to try to tell this guy he can suck up boards with these.

  • ahha its fuckin funny talkin to little kids ..they think theyre cool cuz they cuss but more than likely theyre squeakers

  • @DKSeanboy dick. it sounds like you just queefed urself. asshole, why dont you go suck your da das dick and stfu

  • @10000moose learn how to spell jackass

  • The salesman if fuckin rude as hell...haaa. if I was jared I would seriously freak shit on this guy and piss him off!

  • Hes going to comare a vaccuum cleaner to a category 3 hurricane? REALLY?

  • how good does it suck? haha

  • He called him Ralph at the end but Jared told him his name was Jim.. Anyone catch that??

  • @Rihanna24Lover yea i did. that guy on the phone is so damn stupid. LMFAO

  • Do u have xbox

  • @DKSeanboy r u seriously asking that u fuckin n00b? u r a faggot nigger

  • @XxSL1MxDAWGxX fuckin queer u look like ur 8 watch out b4 ur moommy walks in

  • @DKSeanboy now thats somthing a fuckass bitch would say

  • you should measure how the vacuum suck and there relativity to trees just the average size of a average tree.

  • that guy just wanted those credit card numbers so he could get his 10% for selling it. Goes to show you how messed up people are when it comes to money. He treats you like crap but then calls you 'Sir' and acts repectful when asking for the creditcard number.. doush!

  • you should have asked him if it comes with knee pads

  • Fews years have past.

    I still find this shit funny as hell.

  • noitdoesn't blow

  • "How good can it suck" Thats what she said

  • @idrawpigs Not really.

  • lmfao @ the whole video!!!!! 

  • That girl is hot!!!

  • umm this guy on the other line sounds like a jackass haha

  • This is why queers should not be sales reps. You said, "suck", and all he can think about is dick for the rest of the call. And then you said blow, and you had him in your pocket.. .. that sounded so bad ..

  • How good does it suck? xP

  • How does Kristen keep a straight face? I woulda been rofl

  • "uhm just to let you know, there's no sucking scale..uhm in the world.."

    "I have one."

    'pause' uh. not in the vacuum industry...

    well I personally think that fruity guy has a sucking scale!

  • my favorite part: how many miles to the gallon does the platinum get? LMAO

  • o_O .. What you mean how good does it suck what kind of question is that?

  • if it had the power of a category 3 hurricane , would'nt the vaccuum like get destroyed

  • Worst. Salesman. Ever.

  • @MrGLPOWELL no i think he needs training he didnt get trained at all hehe

  • i think this guy doesnt GIVE the sucking scales but his partners have the 1 to 10 rating

  • that man needs a chill pill

  • the guy sounds so gay

  • i think that its funny how he says he needs to suck up 2x4s and the guy keeps goin on like the vacuums can suck up the boards. lol

  • how good does it suck? whadda you mean how good does it suck? what kinda question is that?

  • you should have asked how he knew it was the equivalent to a category 3 hurricane if the have no sucking scale lol

  • Lol, that guy knew it was a prank because when Jared said, "Ya, I think i'm going to go to the website first before I make my decision." the guy said "Well that isn't suprising."

  • "No it dose not Blow"

  • Do you really want a hurricane in ur hands? wtf he is so dumb

  • "I'm gonna check out the website before I make a decision."

    "Heheh. Yeah, that's not surprising."

    What a jerk!

  • what do you mean hurricane, like hurricane Katrina?

  • LMAO i dont have a sucking scale

  • - I needed to purchase something from you guys.

    - Okay, how can i help you?

    -...I needed to purchase something from you guys.

    LOL :D

  • Well that guy on the phone is a fuckin asshole

  • I would take this video and show Oreck and get this guy fired for being such a faggot. 

  • So which one would you like to order?? lol

  • man he really wanted him to place the order.

  • How can u dislike these videos?

  • i like gold vacuums i collect them it gets expencive and where did he get ralph from

  • i like gold vacuums i collect them it gets expencive

  • That guy was getting pissed at the end of the call and he also called Jared Ralph instead of Jim... Lmfao xD

  • haha that dude should be fired. He has an attitude. The man just wants a sucking scale!

  • What a bitch

  • Jared: How good does it suck?

    Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

  • Like if you have a vacum ad in the top right corner. xD

  • I just noticed that he called him Ralph at the end, but he said his name was "Jim"...xD

  • Funny but the next one should be

    YOU CALLING A SINGLES HOOK UP HEADLINE OR SUMTHING AND GROSS THE PHONE GIRL OUT OR PRETEND UR REAL OLD AHAHAHA

  • "How good does it suck what kinda question is that?!"tht was funny XD

  • The guy in this video is SmokinEssy7887 look him up it is the same person i saw one of the videos and his voice is fucking funny I AM A GENUIS

  • I feel bad for Justin in this. He sounds sad. I just wanna give him a hug.

  • NO it dosent BLOW! lol

  • well this guy is retarded first of any1 of his vaccuums would not suck up a 2 by 4 unless its like a huge ass 1cuz i kno my vaccuum cleaner wont even suck up a goddamn pencil

  • I think it's funny when she just walks off at 8:29

  • im sorry i dont have a sucking scale

  • If you saw the live shows, you would know how much Kristen is involved...plus Jared's not going to stop his cousin from appearing because all the haters want him to...

  • ummmm why did he call "jim" ralph? hahaha am i the only one who caught that?? lol

  • i dont know the ratio of trees

  • i legit just pissed my pants.

  • Lmfao. Does this dude not get around much? Who dosnt know the size of a tree!?

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  • ahahaha 'how big is it compared to a tree?' wtf?? ahhahaha

  • What a rude cunt that guy is lol.

  • @TheSantaKruz wat does "cunt" mean?

  • @awesomeness14ify crude insulting word for women lol

  • That guy sounds like such a snob

  • You can hear this guy's frustration in talking to an 'idiot'. lol.

  • also "how well things sucks".......its way too confusing

  • "how good does it suck???" that just confuses me

  • three reasons I love why Kristin's in the show. 1: she and I have the same name.

    2: She's actually really good at helping him with the calls.

    3:she loves candy.  that ALONE is enough :D

  • this guy sounds like a prick.

  • the guy selling the vaccum is a duch

  • @14321player You are so right!

  • @14321player I believe it's pronounced "Douche"

  • @ToddIngram1000 does it matter?

  • @gabym7728 nope, just saying the proper way, but it is the internet lol.

  • @ToddIngram1000 Plus, that could've been misinterpreted as a typo of "dutch" XD

  • @glovestrong48 well that would be racist

  • this guy was an asshole on the low lolol

  • this guy is so full of crap, he says they will both suck up wooden boards lol

  • ralph? whaa?

  • hahahah hoeses or hoes? lmaoooo hahahahaha

  • is it me or does jared sound like eric on That 70's show?

  • That guy is really desperate for the sale. Really bad attitude for a salesperson

  • it doen't suck it blows lol

    and he keeps talking about sucking up wood (morning wood)

  • The guy is suck a dick. He's like "sir. I don't know about a sucking scale!"

  • Forget about the vacuum , if he's got some wood that needs sucking i'm there ;)

  • "Hi my name is JIm" * a couple of minutes later* "Have a great night RALPH"

    How in the world did Ralph come into this?

  • i think you shoud do a prank call to gas station

  • @thepokeyhouseify they did one to 7-11 and its hilarious xD

  • so he says his name is jim, and at the end the guys calls him ralph... ?

  • wow that guy is an ass

  • wow that guy has such an attitude!

  • That guy needs re-training.

  • @MrGLPOWELL he needs to be fired lol

  • That guy was like... mean X^D

  • I feel so sorry for the guy...

  • "i dont have a sucking scale unfortunately" ☺ bahahah

  • this one is the most epic

  • kristin is so hot

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  • haha thts bs hes saying platinum jus 2 mke more money

  • lol did he call you Ralph at the end?

  • Could i get a comparison in ratio to yor mother's pussy?

  • 2008 jeans :) nuff said.

  • lmaoooooooooooooooo

  • in ratio to a tree?

  • Dudde I Was Laughing Soo Hard Hhah

  • i jack off to kristin she should stay LOOOLOOOOOOLOOOOL JJKJKJJKJKJKJK i had to :3

  • FCC for repetitve calling? you wanna explain that????

  • Lol you said your name was Jim and he called you Ralph at the end.

  • kristen is a beast cant be stopped nd her little kid voice nd gertrude voice ar amazing

    

  • My all time favorite crank call. You totally destroyed this pompous ass!

    I can picture him after this call huddled in the corner, crying him eyes out.

    Great job!

  • lol vacuum advertisments on the sides

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  • The guy sounds gay :D

  • @GeorginaO89 No he's a fuckin lousy jew.

  • im still havent figuerd out if kristen is his sister or his girlfreind?

  • @bigblack1x2

    Cousin

  • I love you kristen

  • he sounds more like Mitch in this one.

  • He said goodbye Ralph but Jared said his name was Jim.

  • hey lol i think kristin SHOULD stay in the videos!! shes not "uninterested" shes listening PLUS think about it if you dont have a friend with you and your alone doing a prank call its just not the same!! :P andddd its a friday night (when they make them) sooo why would you be alone doing prank calls :D?? just sayinggggggg... she should DEFINANTLY stay in them it gives it less akwardness (for him) im pretty sure :)

  • @dariennebender i watch the videos through the boring parts because of her also

  • @dariennebender there cousins lol

  • @dariennebender nd she joins in nw nd den, when he needs help as well

  • I think Kristen's there to increase the cuteness factor.

  • I think the joke was that he wanted to suck up 2x4 boards... but it took a funny turn. :) lol

  • To all the Kristin haters, I like to see her during the cranks. Sometimes she doesn't contribute much but I think Jared's calls are better when she's there. Like they make a great team. Plus she loves candy as much as I do. <3

  • @allogenes37 I kinda like her reactions, they're hilarious

  • Consider his confidence destroyed.

  • im never buying from them shit

  • even though the sales guy is dealing with someone asking stupid question he is still an ass i mean seriously first he says he doesn't compare vacumns to trees but then he compared it to a credit card not cool man

  • The Oreck guy needs to be fired, too short tempered for being a call rep.

  • hahahahahaha funny! volumes good btw, leave kristen alone peeps shes awesome!!!

  • u guys really need to edit theese so your voices r louder

  • @mipyman2 then tuen up the freaking sound!!!!! redard!

  • Why Is He Picking His Ear? Thats Nasty

  • lol unfortunately i dont have a sucking scale

  • LOL ralph.

  • the vacuum guy was a douche

  • Why did he call you Ralph? You said your name was Jim hahaha

  • like hurricane katrina? haha XD funny

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  • @nikocmpunk08

    Fail...Just..You Fail at Thumbs..

  • katrina was a category 5 (googled it)

  • @Metallican989 thanks captain obvious

  • how good does it suck LOL

  • @j05e10 that sounds sooooooooo weird lol what is the secret message hidden in this video

  • lol so true credit cards are credit cards

  • it doesnt blow it sucks

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  • @TheRealChristyMae haha, it has none

  • It's funny cause he said his name was jim but at the end of the video he called him ralph

  • @captaintorres96 nope not really

  • the vacum guy was hilarious!

  • how many miles per gallon does it get? lmao that was so funny

  • The vacuum dude was rude

  • @KaylaS999 I understand, I was just saying so you knew that I was paying attention to your comment addressing people responding to you lol.

    Yeah I know what you mean, I apologize for interpreting it differently.

    But yeah I'll leave you alone now so have a nice day!

  • @LittleMisss15x Lol it's ok and you have a nice day too!