Misery Christmas

[IAmMisterDishSoap]

as soon as the video started, i was laughing. love ya khyan

[KingVoldemort96]

You sounded like Prof. Snape. Haha! Love it, actually now I think about it you always sound like prof. Snape

[jessyDB]

This reminds me of my christmases.

[grayfiresoul]

I cried sympathetic man-tears, Kyhan.

[HollyStowell]

Khyan! This is so sad!

[HelloHeadphones]

oh my god, i get that this was supposed to be funny but it was just SO sad!! aand i cried awkward

[spottyzebera]

this is really sad:( i'm close to tears

[godeau12]

Magnificent

[NaturallySkinny]

You need a hug. I'll giv you one :)

[sheridanburner]

'The way i decorate my tree says allot about me...' yeah, one ball...

[sammylovesparis]

Wow that was depressing

[Andy17]

the music- the music!

[Runsiplue]

Are you shakespeare? 

[hazzah1998]

nog nog



[ScandinavianWerewolf]

Khyan you should totally get with the elf. There was some major chemistry going on there - especially in the scene where you were trying to kidnap her.

[SmithyMalcolm]

Aaaw, Khyan, you can come to my house for dinner next Christmas and have a romance with me :*

[zxXzjorheXxz]

forever alone

[IAmUnderwater]

My Teddy bear also likes waffles!

[RoyalBarrel]

I am so glad this is not true, cause this is sad.

[lhoward92]

Aw, I'll give you a christmas kiss!

[monkeymanisons]

I know its sad, but I was luaghing so hard through the whole video.

[tornadomannen2]

That sad, but pretty funny :)

[MissLucyBoomer]

"I eat exactly as much as my sadness requires"

lololololol loved it XD

[themagickalchalice]

Lol don't u just love asda's ice-cream...:D

[iiAmMaddoxD]

Pure class.

[logicandcrazy]

you sound kinda like snape

[Lisaasaurus]

@logicandcrazy Forever alone? Always.

[Armagan21]

Your voice is rather sexy.

[Rigbee17]

I LOVE YOU

[elliesfreakingcool]

If you're really that lonely just get a body pillow with someone's hot image imprinted on it ^.^

[voidismatter]

WHat's the music?

[archiefookssmith]

Nerimon stole your "christmas spirit" joke, the turbot! If you're reading nerimon, I like you really.

...But Khyan more.

[Ruslanbalvan]

So glad I subscribed hahaha

[yukiibeauty07]

It's ok Khyan, at least you don't have chlamidia :)

[122172639]

I watched this at least a dozen times from my mobile (showing others etc), but I had to come back on a real computer to favorite it... amazing work, friend. Amazing. It's easily in my best-of-2011 dozen! In fact, I said just that to someone who was surveying what the top uploads for the year were :) Glad you finally got the views you deserve on here. Wonderful production--this must have taken days on end to get so perfect... Convincing Frosty, fancy dinner, etc, too!

[strangesocks]

This 6 times in the last 12hrs

[strangesocks]

Me and my parents just watched this xD

[NoName21234]

wow that's a lot of views! how has this happened!

[122172639]

@NoName21234 I think I account for 28,000 of them ;) I think Google featured it though.

[NoName21234]

@122172639 really! oh well that's exciting :)

[vivalaleslo]

You can't tell, but I just slow hand clapped

[Cheeseonpieassassin]

Please tell me this isn't real! :-\

[122172639]

@Cheeseonpieassassin It's dark humour... if you have seen most of his stuff, you'll get that it's both really serious/well-done to a point of not making light of it entirely and rather snarky, too... some people cope with moderate depression/social isolation by exaggerating and making ludicrous representations of it, so even if it does hit home in some ways, some of it is, to me, quite over the top and sinister. I thought it was a comedy that intends to make people tense the way racial jokes do.

[Markin209]

'~'

[volcaniccolony]

I want to be your friend.

[secundadonna]

@volcaniccolony because people don't know how to have a happily miserable Christmas. :D

[Calumrockyoursocks]

Why has this got so many dislikes?

[122172639]

@Calumrockyoursocks I think a lot of people came here by it being featured instead of purely through sinister-humoured-friend sharing with other dark muggy souls and if nothing else, Christmas is a time to pretend life is downright jolly and this probably busted those 79 bubbles of vanity and oblivion. I thought it was brilliant and hilarious, but hey, I'm sarcastic by default.

[ironnica]

brilliant :)

[gr8deals2do]

@GavinPro UR dead wrong, xmas is of pagan origin (Saturnalia) and "jesus" got incorporated into this pagan feast by romish pope in 4th century. It is abomination to Yahwe. Yeshua was not born in December. BTW celebrating birthday is also strange to biblical christianity. Repent.. Shalom :-)

[Madidog123]

@gr8deals2do this is true.

[gr8deals2do]

@GavinPro

[Matkerzah]

For me, Christmas is just another time to feel more forever alone and jelliness...

[cartoonfruit]

that was hilarious

[FarewellRocketShip1]

Someone really needs a hug. 

[TimH078]

so glad this video is doing so well! :) amazing work Khyan

[Mairloes]

I can't believe you wished me a merry christmas over twitter. With that, I just knew 2012 will be a fantastic year. I love you Khyan <3

[aartidallasmob]

You just get me Khyan.

Marry me?

[aartidallasmob]

You just get me Khyan.

Marry me?

[aartidallasmob]

You just get me Khyan.

Marry me?

[aartidallasmob]

You just get me Khyan.

Marry me?

[TheRamseybros]

even after christmas that was depressing

[demolalove1]

Muah

[puffleissocute]

ill be your girlfriend Khyan

[hotpeachesable]

Merry Christmas from the US. Maybe knowing you are loved even from afar will brighten your day :)

[TheJollynerd]

I found this hard to fap to.

hard, not impossible. ;)

i wuv you khyan!

[Daosdh1]

1:56 (how i spent valentines day)

[WeLoveRihanna55]

It's so depressing yet so funny. :P

[SolarSystemSound]

That was so pathetically sad in a cute way... like Mr Bean when he has lost his teddy, tear jerking stuff

[JDguy1203]

Dat is one sad dude

[thedarkdragon735]

Should I laugh or cry?

[dominosoul]

Your voice sounds like Alan Rickman's.

[vancestevenh]

I hope this doesn't come off cheeky. I think it's brilliant. Yeah, I considered hanging myself after the first viewing (as in funeral), but now I can't help but laugh. You are one twisted git.

[Zeroviron]

I was preparing to laugh, but this is just too sad.

[EinkOLED]

Loneliness and depression is a common at christmas. While toasting, make a wish to all those who are less fortunate in the world. And help out those who are close to you.

[Rapidson1234]

Deserves more views

[Alura]

LAWL. Aw Khyan I just wanna bundle you up in my van and cuddle you. Did I say van? Sorry that was a typo...

[Khyan1]

@Alura YAY CUDDLE VAN!

[ZebeezLikeCheese]

@Khyan1 can i come too?!

[newdante777]

oh that was hilarious x)

[Smashedupcar300]

Now Christmas is SHIT. thanks

[KiyomiSasaki12]

It Speaks To My Soul.

[ZebeezLikeCheese]

he is so adorable D:

luv u khyan (:

[secretworldleader]

Free will is an illusion. Every descision you will ever make and every thought you will ever think was decided at the moment of the big bang. You are nothing more than a fleshy machine that only knows how to react to outside stimuli and nothing else. If you were to travel back in time and move a single sub-atomic particle to the left by an unnoticable amount, it would be a genuine god-given miracle if the milky way formed let alone you were conceived.

Merry Christmas.

[theannabananana]

I accidentally showed this to my friend's parents. Now they think I'm very very strange. Worth it ^_^

[ImTotallyDrawn]

should i cry or laugh

[caperfudge]

Oh! the look of anticipation when he ran out to see his friend - and it had MELTED! Khyan cries easily. I DON'T cry easily but he sure sends me into deepest despair. Am I taking him too seriously?????????? Am I????

[Bluetnert]

the saddest christmas music arrangement ever!

[TheRaptorChild]

is it bad that i love watching Khyan have temper tantrums of depression and despair?

[0000sensei]

"Whisky... that's the Christmas spirit..."

Brilliant.

[dopeeeeyXD]

This is so sad but also funny:')

[bobamu]

Lol, XMAS :D

[redkiyslon]

зря, повторяется...

[AlexanderMazarakis]

For everyone who thinks this is a christianity/anti-christianity forum, STFU AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[EdTheAshdowner]

Lets be moderate here, Jesus, WAS real, almost all historical scholars and well educated men hold that to be true. The question is not of his existence but of his resurrection. Christmas comes from the celebration of his birth. However, he was not born on Christmas (the exact date is still debated), the festival was MOVED to 25th of December to be near enough to the Pagan/Druid midwinter to stamp out the faiths biggest celebration.

But anyway, why is this debate happening on Khyan's video?

[sifsvavars]

Best.Video.Ever.

[cerrbear2010]

Wha is tha bou????b

[capnjax19]

I lol'd at "nog-nog". Also, praise Saturn!

[FancySock]

What's with all the religious debate?

[StuffJoeDoes]

I feel a bit sick for laughing at this :'D

[Triatsila]

According to statistics this video is most popular in India and South Africa.

[cyberwilkz]

perhaps your best video yet :)

[MsRandomGirl01]

Khyan, dude, I love you.

[OhItsJustKim]

I like you Khyan.

[The1ngrimm]

why do you even buy the tree? .___.

[Kalten95]

@lixzz7 i think it was icecream if u mean when he eats as much as his depression requires

[jbrstockport]

Poor James Morrison :(

[micromicboy]

What was that.

[shadowescourt]

man, i love khyan :D

[TheGhostFilmer]

... I.... need....ed tha.

[bleddyndavies11]

WTF

[nicole210696]

... And a happy new year!

[0Thejoshuaclark0]

why what a downer

[AquaKool2307]

This acually maked me feel depressed. :/

[MOULAYUCEF]

Yeah, whiskey! That should get you through it!

[AngryZombiez]

I used to like chocolate then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ChloeeVlogs]

Depressing much

[lolbacon1234567890]

TOMSKA BROUGHT MY HERE.

[completeidiot19]

Sad... :)

[ElderberryJitsu]

This is so utterly depressing, I think I jut died... Thank you for virtually ruining my xmas haha :D

[RealyBobbyOrange]

u are the best best vid ever

[marionhoney]

Damn, you are so good.

[DynamoExplorer]

indeed merry not happy, just quietly drinking in a dark place where no one will ever save you....i call it my holiday.

[Baconator829]

I thought this was a Misery Business parody when I saw the title

[749rduncx]

Most amusing!

[skulzone]

Bon Iver's christmas

[FifinatorKlon]

And then he died.

The end.

[LTARSEWIPE]

this should be the new salvation army advert

[eliza135]

if only the snowflake icon was on the video :P

[CloudOfBefuddlement]

The 'family' bit made me ROFL XD

[212Assain]

LOLOLOLOL

[minervasp73]

How , oh how do I *like* this more than once?

[jimalexblack]

Honestly the best/funniest set of videos I've seen on YouTube

[wayne4605]

MERRY X'MAS to all

[joewalch]

I don't get it. It's not funny. May be its for the student market who only laugh at things that are different and wacky, like Mel and Sue.

[minervasp73]

@joewalch maybe you're just stupid. This was AWESOME.

[PoutingXEvoke]

God DAMN KHYAN! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!

[LolzShield]

Like it

[MrQw23e]

I don't know whether I should laugh or not.

[runescapemusicman2]

Thats the spirit! =D

[ppppesaaaa]

That girl... she's beautiful..hahah

[SusaBeille]

No matter how depressing my Christmas is, it will never get to this point. Thanks for the Christmas Cheer Khyan!

[akvikefan89]

Well I am completely depressed now...

[leighannenoelle]

I'll tell Ellen you said Hi!

[MrsCalebShomo]

I thought this was gonna be a paramore parody. haha misery business

[shuairan]

1:02 khyan is probably the only person in the world that gets a boner at a grave.

[annamusike]

you look AWESOME in asuit!

i love you!

[nekosamuria]

2:27 I see what they did there.

[DAREALQUANTUM]

:'(

[evarnae]

Didn't have enough room in my last comment. Brilliant video, thanks for making it. I love your humour. The film itself is extraordinarily well made and the acting is fantastic! Merry Christmas =)

[evarnae]

@GavinPro Christmas is based off of the Pagan celebration of Yule and the Roman Winter Solstice. The theory of Jesus being born around these dates was adapted from that, the original date celebrated for the birth of Jesus was actually mid January. Christmas at the time we know it (Dec 25th) isn't about Jesus at all and hardly anybody celebrates Yule or Winter Solstices so it's now become a holiday for families to spend time together and give each other gaudy sweaters. Get off your high horse.

[carolinaladivina]

@evarnae no. christmas celebrates the birth of jesus. even if he wasn't born the 24th. there wouldn't be any holidays if it wasn't for it

[laurencresswell92]

i remember the days when khyan had around 1000 views on his videos, the content hasn't changed (still funny as shit) but now he's getting the recognition he deserves. merry misery christmas :)

[GavinoPro]

Christmas is all about the birth of Jesus Christ for God's sake! Its not all about Santa Claus, puppies, turkeys, pies, gifts, crackers, rudolf and all them bullshit that british people do! I mean like OMG like WTF?!

[ededdi]

@GavinoPro well it depends, I'm british (athist) and I don't give a dam about all that BS about santa, nor do I give a monky's ballsack about some guy who never existed, for me Chirstmas is about haveing a laugh with your family, giveing and being given to. and really just enjoying yourself and haveing a day off. did jeasus stop world war two for one day? no, did Saint Nick? no. Christmas sprit did, the fact that we shared something. so do us all a favour and shut the hell up.

[reamer14]

@ededdi i think im in love with you thoughts (full homo) ;)

[darrenlt89]

@GavinoPro a lot of the gaudy Christmas traditions originated in America, not Britain, although we celebrate them because we don't care about your fake god. I find it funny that you take the lord's name in vain though, considering your christianity and all.

[GavinoPro]

@darrenlt89 didnt you even understand what i just said? i am not talking about God and America here. what im trying to point out is that "Christmas" is all about the birth of Jesus Christ, it is not all about a fat bearded Caucasian who give gifts around the planet in one single night and enters through chimneys. And i also find it funny that you celebrate something you dont even know.

[darrenlt89]

@GavinoPro I didn't say you were on about either, but you did mention Jesus and America, so I drew comparisons based on this. That is how a conversation works mate, not that I'd expect you to know the ins and outs of these sorts of things considering you were busy writing your reply on Christmas day!

The point you are *trying* to make is defunct. Christmas is ofcourse about santa? Why? Because that is what many people choose to make it about. It is what it is, regardless of its origins...

[darrenlt89]

@darrenlt89 It doesn't matter what Christmas started out as, not what you think it should be about. Christmas is about Santa, Jesus, Mithras or ANYTHING else that people decide its about. If you think it's about Jesus because that's where you think it originated, then fine.

If we all took your view then nothing would ever move forward, because we would never change how anything works.

Finally, no one here cares what you think we should be doing or what you think we are wrong in. We really don't.

[narutomaster529]

On the twelth day of christmas, my true love sent to me; Nothing, becausse she doesn't know i exist.

EPIC

[WhoElseButUs2]

I didn't even notice Lex until I read the description

[cookiesavers4lyf]

I think his captured elf has developed Stockholm syndrome.

[EpicGarfield]

I want christmas chick too.

[Pippisongbird]

That's why it's important not to focus on the negative or you'll become like this gloomy character.

[spidnok]

keep watching for the snape voice

[ladymold2748]

(I have no idea.)

Forever alone Khyan makes me sad and happy at the same time.

[ladymold2748]

What the comment below mine says.

[747jackt]

@Lollipopmaker2001 was gonna put that. Some one should buy this guy a dog. Might cheer him up for he might just turn it into a raving alcoholic !