Dara OBriain Talks Funny 2008 Part [4/9]

[RaincloudPlay]

Toothyologist! Love it.

[matrixphijr]

Somewhere on YouTube, there's a clip of the magician joke by itself. It was obviously a terrible idea, as it makes no sense, and I felt disappointed after watching it, not knowing it needed the rugby part to properly introduce the real punchline.

[The19super19]

OHH DARA !

[DvScruff]

Rowing machine man gets all the bitches.

[MrOdsplut]

This guy is such a skilled comedian. Genuine improvisation and being consistently funny for 90 minutes. Fucking legend.

[R0ckstar666x]

*FOOM*!!

[dolta1]

hahahahahahahahah i love it hahahahahaha he just so funny hahahahahah this is not bad froma average looking guy uy never think he couls come up with somewthing like this lololololl

[TheAtheologian]

The holding exercise has been very practical for the carless student who lives half an hour away from the store ^^

[MeanKno]

What does you look like noddy mean?

[BriBriKelly]

@MeanKno Noddy is a character in a children's book. Looks like an elf.

[MeanKno]

@BriBriKelly XD Now I get that joke!

[waslookat1me]

@BriBriKelly think its more Noddy has alittlr sports car 2 seater

[Papped1710]

If anyone watching this is a psychic, what word's am I thinking of to describe my opinion of your claims?

[Kilaknux]

@Papped1710 "you're all pathetic, like a bunch of bloody Millwall fans"

[Sephyvamp]

@Papped1710 Horseshit ;) (I'm not psychic, just took an educated guess)

[Papped1710]

@Sephyvamp top marks :)

[Superdofagnes]

Loss of height :'D

[nakem2011]

3month and still only 12

[greengrendel]

Melon! This is too good XD

[AnInnocentBystander9]

Chips,chips,chips,chips,chips.­...

[ComedyLove28]

OOOOOH MELON!!!

[KillaHaakon]

I'm just going to have to point out that cats help against headaches.

Mostly with sympathy, but still.

[maisiet1]

Dara is brilliant! I´m crying and laughing!!

[1994liverpoolrule]

I want this on DVD rite now !!!!!

[belfast1ie]

feckn brillant true comedy

[WalterLiddy]

I predict, it will be more than 12 at some point in the future.

[simonxslade]

@WalterLiddy Words change, but I doubt it will become a number.

[CrinimalMindsRox]

Chipschipschipschipschipschips­chipschipschipschipschipschips­chipschipschips

[fanglover879]

i love this guy :P he's awesome :P he talks common sense which is refreshing :)

[hippyfriend]

I think there must be a quantum law that when someone observes and comments on the dislike bar the value immediately changes...

[AngelBiLove]

12 people of the fucking sack got a youtube account

[Setro8]

12 people winters well..

[white5ie]

The 12 dislikes are magicians and priest.

I know this because I'm a psychic.

[delkosbabe]

lol id pay to see that concert pianist.

[MetalSiicken]

did he remind anyone else of stewie when he says "oh melon!" chipchipchipchip

[MetalSiicken]

the rugby part  got me

[GunsmokeForever]

"oooo melon!!"

[Tarynus]

"How do I look?"

"You look like Noddy"

I seriously died X'D

[Torrigans]

Why are you still watching it if you think he's not funny?

[joseei]

Noddy LMAO

[teehee017]

This comment is a comment about how I love how the second most liked comment is a comment about what used to be the second most liked comment.

[matrixphijr]

@teehee017 That's racist.

[zegh8578]

@teehee017 you have hereby tapped into the secret of infinity :I

[ralstonjack]

11 people looked like Noddy

[uklongdriveseriescom]

Maybe the Psychics NEW it was rubbish so did not watch!

Kidding, Dara is top comedian

and agree with the sack thing!



[AtheistBrit]

Ooh! Melon! LOL

[ParaPyro666]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[livstar93]

chips chips chips chips chips 

[WestminsterIceTea]

I want to click the dislike button just to fuck with your minds

[jedimasterbazz]

@WestminsterIceTea You need to get out more.

[MrAdnan252]

he mentioned chiropracty at the start... whats wrong with chiropracty? its just massages right?

[Hirthas]

@MrAdnan252 It's the fact that the whole premise is that your spine it "out of alignment". If this were truly the case you'd be dead.

[Alphacaliber]

@MrAdnan252 A Massage salon is the place to get massages, a chiropracter is a person who cracks and clicks your bone to supposedly make them feel better and more flimsy in the joints but there's not alot of evidence that it works and sometimes they crack your bones for any reason like headaches or stomach cramps. etc.

[DallasDiatorei]

Sadly the two highest rated comments are no longer correct..... it seems magical world got a few more members.

[donsimon1991]

What is the 2nd symptom you should not ignore? What I understand is “lossive hide”, but that doesn't make any sense at all :D

[snakeinthereeds]

@donsimon1991 "loss of height"

[donsimon1991]

@snakeinthereeds thanks :)

[missyangel15]

He's Irishness is amazing!!!!!!

[kebabuk]

Oooh Melon!!

[AliiANDSaz09]

haaahha, 10:08

[sexykatie90]

Whosline999 

[momijisohma1994]

@ACuTeFeaRV3 1 month after you 2 more physics or magicians have seen this video

[Sampoorna108]

Great, now I want chips!

[ThatsSpiffing]

the magicians bit, is brilliant

[kyproula88]

"ah who turned out the lights?" lmao

[MediocreBlogTV]

Dara is a beast

[WaunGronChampion]

8 people don't like the random element of Rugby

[fghfdjujrfuururyu]

the 8 dislikes look like Noddy in a car!

[ACuTeFeaRV3]

I love how the second most liked comment says there are 8 dislikes, its 3 months later and there are STILL only 8 dislikes. Thats true comedy

[Sneezebeef]

@ACuTeFeaRV3 Theres acctually 10 dislikes

[elgostine]

@ACuTeFeaRV3 its 2 more months later and thers omnly 10 dislikes, normally its a more linear rate than that, a hallmark of true comedy

[TheDaneFromDenmark]

@ACuTeFeaRV3 Yea and now 6 months later!! theres only 12 Dislikes!!! :D

[nguyenimproved]

well if you think about it logically. to get here you have to go thru 3 parts of the same comic. its low odds someone that dislikes him would get this far...

[paudiofarabia]

@ACuTeFeaRV3 12 now :D

[folegal1]

oh mellon!!!

[DragonsFire1916]

well if they were really psychics shouldn't the dislikes have been posted before the video

[03reayc]

the ball is pointy because its easier to grab hold of

[BrokentableProd]

Oh! Melon!

[BOSOX9004]

chipschipschipschipschipschips­chips

[Th3Z0ne]

yeaa... a 'bit' of booze!

[LeftyHandedGuns]

I like how the thumbs down count has gone down. Means the stupid people gave up after THREE whole parts. :/ lolol

[Sciborg09]

@LeftyHandedGuns LOL

[xarcherx987]

OOOh melon

[jontwomey016]

Jesus! Where is the music coming from? This is incredible!

It's like the music is flowing out of my hands! It's amazing!

[mshaddock]

Who's Noddy?

[punkgirlinLT]

I am so rubbing my cat against my head tommorow...

[stefansv]

@punkgirlinLT

Did it work?

[punkgirlinLT]

@stefansv I don't have a headache anymore, so it did work ;)

[MrCopperhead1861]

"I winter well. XD

[clay180]

Who ignores rectal bleeding?! Thats what I want to know. The blindness I can deal with...

[CharlotteeMmm]

"uh! Who turned off the lights?!" :L

[tiger55331]

'Chips chips chips chips...' made me laugh so much

[Brownalebelly]

"You look like Noddy!!!!"

Brilliant absolutely brilliant :-))))))

[JobeDavies]

"oh melon"

[GORILLLLAZ95]

"how do i look" "u look like noddy" XD

[XYourBloodLust109X]

not possible of her talking to a relative, my mom didn't knoww her and i checked it out, no one else knew her either. so, she had to be, right?

[deadeaded]

@XYourBloodLust109X in that case, it was likely to be cold reading, ie. giving out general information and letting you make it fit. Afterward, you forget that you were actually the one telling her things, and instead are under the impression that she was genuinely doing a psychic reading.

[PeppermintGlow]

Ya look like Noddy. MADE MY DAY.

[Roan99]

Those 8 dislikes are magicians and psychics.

[alexhamster1134]

@Roan99 old joke is old

[ShotGroinProductions]

@alexhamster1134 old insult is old :D

[Georgelangham]

@Roan99

and homeopaths and nutrtionists.

[kiranraon]

@Roan99 or probably toothiologists

[uzirnis]

@Roan99 and toothiologists

[DarkDoubleDeath]

@Roan99 It's 12 now.

:D

[plejeune1]

it seems that 8 people have been stricken with sudden blindness and hit the dislike button

[kinglynx]

OO MELON!

[XYourBloodLust109X]

Daaara, Phycics (good ones) do actually tell you things... she was able to tell me my brothers names. sister and dad.. and things that they'd said to me... o.O It was creepy, but so... cool. I came away afterwards crying, because dad has said something so wonderful

[TheAussie2012]

@XYourBloodLust109X The experience was important for you, and it was real to you. It doesn't mean you didn't experience it, and it didn't happen at all. Take care ;-)

[MaulMachine]

@XYourBloodLust109X

Or she spoke to a relative beforehand and was "hot reading" you, wherein someone who already has the information speaks to the con artist in advance. John Edwards does this sometimes. Classic technique.

[paulhughes101]

The entire room just goes OH MELON ! :L

[godfarther23]

oooooooohh melon!!!:D

[ralstonjack]

"ooo Melon!!!" best line ever, LMAO! "chips chips chips chips chips!"

[TVCriticAmy]

"Jesus, where is the music coming from?!" Love it! x

[TheHazzabigun]

chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips, fuckin MELON chips chips chips chips chips chips

[bubblegumxpopper]

Ha, "That's not her laugh!" Sounds like Boycie from Only Fools & Horses' laugh :) Aw man I feckin Love Dara O' Briain, my name is Dara too, I'm a girl tho, & I love that he is one of the few people who spells it like me!! He's Irish too WOOHOO go Ireland, Fucking Love You Dara, Love The Other Dara :) x

[EzzaDeep]

Im to psychic for me own good XD

(yyyyyyy)

[Viper6351]

Ya look like noddy! XD Proud to be irish!!

[Menla1]

chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips.

now sing it to urself in the simpsons stone cutter tune. and put in we do.

funny as fuck

[spasticus95]

i almost died at the magician story. dara really does carry mock the week

[rick1968ok]

after Eddie Izzard he is my fave comedian

[Speakersoxx]

Dara s view of going to the gym seems to be exactly the way gym guys view going to school. I wonder how often he uses the Kopenhagen solution in everyday life. Unless he works for a cat removal company with unsure clients.

[FutureMrsSalvatore]

rofl... "I don't want to be a removals man for an indecisive client" ... soooo funny!!!

[alastairguhn]

Can anyone tell me what he says at 2:57? He looked like who?

[slimsanta]

@alastairguhn he said he looked like noddy

[alastairguhn]

@slimsanta Ah, must have been past my time. I don't recognize the show.

[headcrab21]

@AreWeTheHeroes

That's another perfectly valid question.

[Isanion]

"Oooh Melon!"

could well be the single best delivery of a punchline I have ever heard.

[Roadie92]

"Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!" Lmao

[GabuEx]

"Toothiologist"

I love Dara so much.

[Danism1992]

Ooh! Melon!

[foshea]

So I sat down for a few minutes - watch a few minutes, then the wine attacked me; that's my story and I'm sticking to it..

[elangworthy]

"'Oh my God, it's the ten of clubs!' and the entire room goes, 'Ooh! Melon!'"

:D :D

[jHotmetala]

Oh crap i am a magician.

[mrbeanaswell]

Chips chips chips chips chips

[mashmusic11235]

"Oh, look, the ten of clubs!"

"Ooh! Melon! Chips chips chips chips chips..."

This guy is freakin' hilarious!

[JoshRobertson142]

shit! i've been ignoring rectam bleeding for a while now :(

[mephistophile33]

i've lost alot of height

[gwerith]

Dara is hilarious, but I need a lexicon for all the pop culture references that we in the USA don't understand :P.

[Leahy012]

Moran and O'Briain are my two favourite stand-ups, so I have to say both are quite similar, they touch on the same topics almost exactly, but brew it in a different way.

One presents himself in a friendly, engaging way, and the other does the exact opposite. But content and sentiment are similar.

[Redheadfury]

Except for when the Cage comes down...

[123pegs123]

ooh, melon! :D

[superhoneybadgerful]

oh my god he is soooooooooo funny!!!!!

[marlinus64]

I think it's funny when people get angry because someone offers a differing opinion on purely subjective topics like art, music and entertainment.

[musicyouri]

I love Dylan Moran , and I love Dara Obriain. But you can't compare the two I think. both perfect in their own way.

cheers

[jake090191]

lol at 2:57 :D

[Malachy69]

4:10 - Dylan Moran's joke!

[MeCALlica1992]

or maybe dylan moran stole it from him

[TheTatterdemalion2]

@l2enegadesofFunk Correction: Dylan Moran is depressing and awesome.

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@TheTatterdemalion2 I find him boring.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

@l2enegadesofFunk I think that says more about your own interests than it does about his abilities.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

@l2enegadesofFunk What is it about his act/performance that you think is shit?

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@TheTatterdemalion2 Although his bit about women having no feelings is pretty amusing, and oddly enough seems kind of true, even if it is a bit hyperbolic.

[kozzakaddam]

How is that Dylan Moran's joke?

[mwallaby]

It's not - his has Schwarzenegger in it, and lifting things...

[milesyparkour]

and dont forget dylan morans show with that joke in it came out fecking years ago ¬¬

[HarrisonRocks]

Lifting anything heavy is now a Dylan Moran reference?

Dont be stupid, they're different gags

[leisergold]

Brilliant!!!

[ltylcz]

This guy is so amazing!

[habiskinalamon]

i love the way comments on these videos have LOADS of likes, as opposed to most other videos i watch :)

people who like dara o briain must be really positive people :D

[danielgallen95]

@habiskinalamon people who watch o'briain are irish. we got through a LOT worse. we're happy to have a laugh!

[essen961]

@habiskinalamon Or that Dara puts you in such a good humor that you simply like a lot more.

[conquerer329]

@habiskinalamon well they must be positive peolple if there watchin comedy XD but yeah good point

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