The Fish Reads Episode #1: First Blush by Buttersc0tchSundae

[clover1240]

i right there with u sis (the one tht replyed to me not dashie)..... lol

[MegaThenman]

Damn you penis! Y u liek?

[Ghostshooter23]

How many of your faces was like O____O for the whole video?

[JakeIChan]

@Ghostshooter23 well not exactly mine was more like this XD

[3JAC3KiE3]

WHAT THE HELL.....Yeah...uhh...BYE

[walrus978]

My god i actually listened to the whole thing=O

[walrus978]

wtf?



[FreakiswhoIam]

is anyone else as turned on as i am right now? o__o

[SoarinWonderbolt1]

@FreakiswhoIam I am O_O

[l3L3CTRONICl]

You sweet talkin' stallion.

[fucofsir]

7:05 o________O

[iggy6670]

that is strangely bad ass

[Saphruikan]

Eating an apple is really awkward while listening to this.

[AuroraDee99]

O_O PONY SEX READING!!!!!!!! well O_O im very muchure i can handle it!!!

[iluvtobi19]

xD sounds kinda like owen wilson

[MissHoneybeezy]

ponies have boobs???!!!

[TheSovietProductions]

@MissHoneybeezy HAHAHAHAH lol

[SoarinWonderbolt1]

@MissHoneybeezy there not boobs have you ever heard of chicken breast same thing with all the other animals they don't have boobs but there called breast meaning the upper part of the chest,hope that helped :/

[mikukip]

NO. NONONO. I can't fap to this...

[quilf19]

where did my pants go?

[TheSovietProductions]

@quilf19 Lol reminds me of Grand Theft Auto TBOGT lol.

[maima801]

Pony y u no move?

[spudmandude]

I jacked off so hard to this that I came pure diamonds. It went on the carpet and my dog licked it up

[rightyrockyrule]

i laughed at 14:07 PHEW XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dragonlova4eva]

wtf...

[superjoe216]

...I would congratulate the person who manages to read Sweet Apple masscre with a straight face.

[KarinaNatsume]

I mostly hear,"Spitfire a couple of times.-____-

[clover1240]

BROHOOF ANIONE???

[UltimateBrohoof]

@clover1240 /]*[\

[clover1240]

^_^/)(/^_^

[clover1240]

I DNT KNOW HOW I AM STILL WATCHING THIS.......

[devilboyphantom]

I like trains and rainbow dash...........GIGGITY

[CookieElmo1234]

You are dead to me 0.0

[Gamer998076]

i got a boner

[bttfjulesvernemarty]

GET UR HAND OF RAINBOW DASH SHE'S MINE!!!

[mookashea]

wtf did i just watch????

[TehEvilBrony]

Damn u glitched double comments!!! >:C

[TehEvilBrony]

Half of dis vid is a description of sex.

[MrMinethatgold]

why clop fiction bullshit

[TehEvilBrony]

Half of dis vid is a description of how it feels to fuck.

[TehEvilBrony]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIS DIIIIIIIIIIIIS CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[shakeit671]

This is one of the more weirder ones I've heard

[Rotangi2]

This is....WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS!?

[GamerGod9590]

LOL the bluegrass track sounds SO wrong with this.

[wolfwisperer12]

They make a perfect couple yay for dash dash is awsum :3

[TheQuamQuam]

Did I just listen to porn?

[GamerGod9590]

@TheQuamQuam Yes. Yes you did.

[matstatz1]

i came here just to see the pics so i skipped around and i landed on 11:32... I umm... yeaa..

[TheAsylum7]

You sir have an amazing voice. Oh and I accidentally flagged your video, stupid I pod

[helloandbye1231]

I'm on the weird side of youtube again. OUTTA HERE

[TheWayOfThePickaxe]

BAM! Insta Bomer!

[JoeGilliganfilms]

If I ever need I narrator, you would be my choice. You are like the Morgan Freeman of youtube.

[WhyIPaper]

Your voice is like butter in my earholes

[congtron]

By the year 2020, MLP will be reborn as a full-blown pornography series.

[Tri117]

i came many times to this

[BludyRabbit]

O_O NO DASH!!!

[Wkterr]

... What did I just listen to?

[Lizzyluau]

I will never look at mlp the same again

[dragonskater994]

SWEET FUCKING JESUS

[15Blowfish]

AAAHH this is so good! XD

[VelvetMasquerade]

I LOVE this part of YouTube.

[shadywolf830]

BlacklistedFish, the way you read makes it like its in real life! Great word play! ;D

[devilboyphantom]

This is great dam boy you know how to get loads of people hot and hard

[jaredthacker141]

And thats why rainbow dash got pregnent and had 2 kids could not pay the bills and shot herself

poor dashie

[TheJediJeep]

...and on that day not so long ago; a young man circumnavigated the kittens and TF2 videos, and joined the ranks of the bronies

[AxBluexStar]

DAFUQ. IS WRONG. WITH YOU.

I feel so ashamed of myself for watching this... I stopped when you started getting... GRAPHIC. JESUS CHRIST MAN! I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE INNOCENT SHIPPING! OR A FAN-FIC WITH CUTE ROMANCE OR SOMETHING!! Have to go WASH my EARS... God dammnit.

[loverlover123ful]

holy crap so wrong didnt think thats what the ponies did behind the scenes

[MyDeathWolfStudios]

Fuck! It took me 8 times before I could Finnish this video. The first time I stoped was at 7:10..... Why did I watch it in the first place..........'~'

[Ash8454]

ok..after 6:03 , i couldn't hold back the laugh i was holding in XDD the way he says is too much

[killaceshot1]

This is getting akward.Couldnt watch it.

[sr2017]

Omg I an so aroused but it is sooooo weird and his barring music made me laugh XD. Good GodxD

[turquoise1223]

Pie? Really?..... This is really weird ....

[turquoise1223]

......this is screwed up.

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

What. The fuck.

[edward18517]

Yeah, probably took me this long to read it.

[ASDFUIL]

Meet the Brony Rickroll.

[Iuz0r]

I hit the wrong video 0.0

[Duhhmonkeys]

umm........ :D



[ZADRlover837959]

I paused fucking multiple times... but holy fuck... just... holy fuck...Not like it's bad or anything, I just randomly found myself on this vid, and couldn't stop listening to it... damn me...

[hayden2213]

Well written.

[MomoGoesRawr12q]

Dashie...You did...that with..ew.. XD

[becauseimbored100]

makes me want to fuck rainbow dash

[DivinumX]

3 minutes in, bored as hell.

[kalum321]

......i shouldn't watch things my friends send me.....

[SoarinWonderbolt1]

no one can watch this without commenting

[2l28DRAIN]

This is creepy.

[bezerk47]

This is the third time ive listened to this

[bezerk47]

I liked it

[MrMinethatgold]

my history's fucked

[kosepus100ny]

OMG O.O

[HeroWolfLink]

@fredrick01

I'm sorry, like the usual ignorant furry I am vs. a Brony, I was thinking of Brownies and ponies.

Hence, bronie. Derp moment right thar. :3

[killersix66]

thumps up if you wish you were soarin



[TheZking47]

who the fuck did you think you were going to make happy with this? because you made ME sad...

[becauseimbored100]

Link I agree

[link22299]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[MrJAVAgamer]

Rainbow Dash on intro pic looks cute. ^.^

[themagicalfox6]

think of the children!!!

[MsTigressLily]

wtf am I listening to, It's weird that I can't stop listening, when did RD get accepted to the wonder bolts? eh nvm Dashie is so weird...

[bezerk47]

This is soo fucking funny

[youman6715]

This may be fucked up...

But when I heard "The end", I just imagined some dude finishing reading this to his child.

And said child being forever scarred.

[HeroWolfLink]

... I passed the test.

No boners. Sweet, I'm not a bronie. ^ n.n ^ ♪

[fredrick01]

@HeroWolfLink *brony

And also, If you had gotten a boner, then you would've been a clopper, not a briny.

[lookman3731]

i will never se rd the same way ever

[TrainLego]

Umm... Giggity?

[0JigokuShonen0]

Oh shit this is a motherfucking clop fic really shit like this needs to stop this is fucking gross

[MyLegoMaster12]

F*** this I'm out...

[gbarton97]

I just got done reading my little dashie and wanted ton say RAINBOW DASH WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY IF HE HEARD ABOUT THIS! Shame! Enjoyed it!!

[uhDavy360]

Dude I will have to admit pony porn is fuck up but he just described what i do every night its called sex no with all that hoves and pony shit a real life when u turn 14 u will know just eating a chick is awsome and if u don't what that means look it up

[killimoto]

@uhDavy360 I'm gunna laugh histerically when you're life turns to hell

[lulzlover59]

@uhDavy360 You're 14 having oral sex with girls. I think you need to have your head examined.

[loverlover123ful]

@uhDavy360 dude thats wrong on many levels im 14 and i dont even have a boyfriend *yet* wait til the chics get all screwed cuza u (keyword:yet)

[IOWrover101]

Ummm I feel kind of sick now, yet very joyful that dash is happy. More grossed out about it though, a bit too descriptive...

[dominikiyo7]

So....are there more episodes? Is it wrong that I liked this?

[lozzyb23]

What did I just listen to? *fapfapfap*

[DyanmoViktor12]

@fail3091 I see why your called "fail"

[fail3091]

@DyanmoViktor12 i see why you need to grow up

[fail3091]

i wish i was in a wraith shooting them with tomahawk missiles when there flying

[Torodes23]

Whats wrong with you they are ponys o.O WTF.!!!!!

[xXxmissKarlaxXx]

i stopped at 33 secs laughing...xDDDDDDDD

[mike45011]

Why have it read to you when you could read it yourself and get a better experience? The author is buttersc0tchsundae on deviantart. She also writes non-cloppy stuff too. But its all good reading.

[PENLSISYOU]

fuk u all fags

[Eco419]

rule 34.....

[fail3091]

@Eco419 what is rule 34?

[Eco419]

@fail3091 ask google little one

[fail3091]

@Eco419 ok that is a shitty rule

[MsTragicEnding]

I think I just died alittle inside.. That was fucked up man

[Owl209]

@23nirvan

[SgSlayer4657]

Srsly wtf

[SgSlayer4657]

Did I just get the birds and the bees talk from ponies? There are pros and cons to this fandom. This is a con.

[coolmarioruiz3]

Gay

[fail3091]

I JUST WANNA KILL BOTH OF THEM AT 01:13

[cheetachugers]

im disturbed on a scale form 1 to 10 a 10  all i can think of is when it rains will the cum seep through the clouds

[23nirvan]

This is really easy to m4sterbate to so enjoy the free porn while utube are keeping it and not deleting the video

[0Number1Princess0]

Why can I not stop listening? This is... Freaking gross....

[florenmage]

@0Number1Princess0 Because freaking gross is fun as long as no one gets hurt. = )

[XxFrostFurxX]

That's how ponies have sex.

[ManthaMetha]

@XxFrostFurxX I saw this a couple weeks ago...

[XxFrostFurxX]

@ManthaMetha LMFAO. Samantha, sister Alice showed it to me, and we were watching the videos on Xat, laughing our asses off.

Me: They should make a show called "My Little Kitty" then make a porn for that.

Alice: LOL.

Me: Then, I can call it, "My Little Pussy."

Alice: LMFAOOOOO!!!

Me: <3;. And be all like, "I call this porn, My Little Pussy. Yeah, there's a porn for My Little Pussy."

I lol'd so hard.

[starsan]

dear lord what the hell did I just click!? Good God this is so bad, who payed this guy to read this??? AND HOW THE HELL DID HE AGREE TO IT????

[ivantoroman60]

PORN ABOUT PONIES,WTF HAPPENED TO MY LIFE?!!!

[florenmage]

@ivantoroman60 It just got a whole lot awesomer.That's what happened to it. = )

[LouSaydus]

what did i just listen to....

[kitkat4445689]

well...this is a very very detailed story

[MegaYeyoX]

Hey! I want Spanish Subtitles!

xDDD

[TotallyArrJay]

6:24 I peed myself

[SgtSssyx321]

i saw/heard the igzact same thing but had a worse rating

[Nevlamas]

The funniest thing about this is the QUALITY of it - damn, you read it up good enough to make it sound like an actual radio play. And that is one hillarious idea to think about...

[NeonCreek]

Tags never lie!

[takilamj]

whats sasperila???



[AnxAsianxArmy]

@takilamj Its a drink

[xvashdmx]

@takilamj its like root beer

[Entherman1337]

Why could I watch this for 14 minutes, when I could read it in three?

SMART PEOPLE FTW

[Entherman1337]

Watch this, then watch some youtube poop.

Your body is not ready.

[MdubHazPr0SKillz]

the music just makes it funny lol

[TheBattlepuppy]

Im with you flutershy angel the pegasis are becoming discraces to pony ville dont go in fluttershys shed though she will eat your brain.  Im said about this. 8(~~~~~~)==============-

[Moonlitwatersofaqua]

you know when I first heard this I should known what it was about the moment I heard that voice...

[FluttershyAngel128]

I CAN NEVER LOOK AT DASHIE THE SAME WAY AGAIN! D'8

[izzyismypuppy]

This is so sweet, but it's kinda bad to watch this at 10:22 at night

[SgSlayer4657]

Molestia is watching them.....

[Nehawes]

I can imagine the reader had a boner as he read this :P

[Darkakorri]

@Nehawes wing boner or regular boner?

[MsPonyLover23]

I love Buttersc0tchSundae's fan fics. :D

[utilityreaper]

i watched this before i was a brony, now its just wrong

[MrCc053]

*clap clap clap*

[theflea1123]

so, did i get ear fucked

[SoarinWonderbolt1]

this fan fic should have been called soarin gets lucky :D

[demonwolf22345]

O-O I think i just witnessed ponyporn

[sandrahernandez7]

OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaveyPavok]

STOP FAPPING TO HORSES