Sane Man is one of the best things I've ever seen. I love the Elvis impression part when he starts wiping his forehead on everything and giving away Cadillacs.
. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke.. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.” Frank Zappa
@JohnyTRexx99 at 32, he did prove what he said in this video didnt u hear? smoking kills you earlier than you should.. he said it in Sarcastic way tho.. that he is willing to smoke to prove it and die early so can look cool everyday... anyway, thats his style, thats what i know in most of his shows..
Smokers are disgusting. They have brown fingers and yellow teeth. They rarely wash and have bad skin. They spit and cough constantly. They look older than they are and they stink. Their homes are filthy and they have asthmatic children. They are the scum of the Earth.
Considering everyone thinks Hicks is so "wise", he still ended up hurting himself(eventually dying) from smoking. Not very wise on his part. Lesson here kids; DO NOT smoke, it is unwise and may kill you.
Wise people smoke too, you know. They're not stupid, they weight up the options and ultimately make the decision of what to do with their own bodies. Artistic, creative types have a self-destructive streak. He never did anything half assed, whether it be touring, smoking, drinking or doing drugs.
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Hicks never brought a positive thought to any subject! He was a self centered punk who talked shit about everything and everyone that disagreed with him no matter if he was right or wrong! The military is glad you’re dead! ASSHOLE! "Anyone Stupid Enough To Join the Military”. Well... at the end of the day the military fights to protect the very freedom of speech this jack knob used to make fun of them and call them idiots! Who’s laughing now Bill?
@jlorf If you're not a troll... The point of the humor was to be dark. The fact that it isn't something you'd expect to laugh at makes it that much more ridiculous, which in turn makes it more entertaining (at least for some). Hicks from what I've seen always advocated freedom for the individual in his stand-ups; how is that not positive? Is it not positive to see things from different perspectives instead of blindly believing a single side of the story?
@BEforSirius how do you think he feels about freedom at the cost of health? i'm pretty sure he was against the iraq war, which would be an interesting analogy to smoking if you think it through.
@jlorf You're proving Hicks' point right here, you're not even bright enough to know what he was talking about and why he presented it the way he did, so I think the military is right where you belong. Keep on believing that you actually fight for freedom, in case you're wondering....YOU'RE NOT! Hicks challenged your way of thinking, of perception. And if you could stop playing with your GI Joe doll for just 5 minutes and listen, you would (maybe) see that.
If you non-smokers don't like smokers who get lung cancer, then why do you show pity on a guy that snowboards his whole life and gets crippled. He was living it up sucking in cool air and then boom! But, I guess since he was breathing in cool air at one point then he is not an accomplice. (Sarcasm)
cigarettes are fucking lame. you smoke them? you're lame. Tell me one reason you started smoking other than to make someone else think you're cool. You're not cool though. you suck and you look like an idiot with those things in your mouth
@pvticetea600 it does. it doesn't matter how many people do it. Each smoker is lame. Like, seriously? cigarettes? It's the fucking lamest thing that's ever been a fad. Nothing else requires such sacrifice for the sake of being hip. You're a fucking joke for smoking them. I'm sure you're disagree because some cool character in a movie smoked them but that's what make you the idiot consumer that actually smokes this shit.
@Furthea2 corsets are stupid as shit too, but no one thinks they're cool for wearing them. Not many women wear them these days anyway. Why? Probably a combination of them being a stupid product and because women have found other less painful ways to appear thin. So until the another marketing team can convince the likes of smokers that something less harmful than cigarettes is cool, people like me will have to sit through their tedious shit
"I'm will to die 7 years early to be cool"... we he died at age 32 of cancer, average life expectancy is about 75ish. Although I can't be certain it was the cigarettes that gave him cancer, cigarettes are the leading cause of cancer in the world and he was a heavy, heavy, heavy smoker.
This bit sucks. He's just dead wrong. Fuck smokers that feel entitled to smoke or who get antagonistic when people are bothered by their smoking. If it was the first clip I'd ever seen of him I wouldn't want to see any more.
@rhcp500 Actually he is dead on correct with this bit. I am embarassed to be a non smoker because of the whiney fucks who feel the need to cry because someone smokes. He's not being the antagonist here the non smokers are the antagonists by going out of thier way to bitch and smokers have every right to be dicks once the holier than thou non smoker starts coughing and whining at them. If you are so anti smoking maybe you should run away from smokers instead of getting closer to them and whining.
@chuckmansonlovesyou do "the whiney fucks" you mention even exist? I mean.. I really can't wrap my mind around your logic. You've chosen to side with someone solely because they indirectly made fun of you. How weak minded are you?
@rhcp500 The fact smoking in a bar is against the law is proof the whiney fucks exist, I'm guessing you might just be one of them based on some other messages of yours. If you watched the video he's making fun of the whiney fucks not the non smokers who don't care like me. Also in another message you say smokings a fad, a fad only last a short time smoking is and has been far more than a fad. Get used to it if people want to smoke that's thier choice, just let them die slowly in peace.
@chuckmansonlovesyou If you don't smoke and someone is smoking next to you, you have every right to be bothered by it. If you, as a non smoker, REALLY think it makes you a 'whiny fuck' because you're bothered by it then guess what? you're a spineless pussy that would side with an enemy before standing up for yourself. I mean I don't even know what else to say to you. It's too hard to type when I'm laughing. You're probably a republican too.
@rhcp500 You can be bothered all you want that doesnt make you whiney it makes you bothered, the going out of your way to whine at the smoker makes you a whiner. How childish and petty do you have to be to declare someone an enemy because they smoke?. Not a republican as I dont agree with most of them and there is no republican party in this country.
@rhcp500 As for the spineless pussy thing what the fuck are you talking about? at what point did I say i dont whine at smokers because I'm scared. I DO NOT CARE if people smoke, so if I were to whine at a smoker as you apparently do in what shape way or form would I be standing up for myself?. I do support smoking as this planet is overpopulated and over nerfed we need all the things we can to help bring the population down.
@chuckmansonlovesyou Smoking is unhealthy. You have no right to force bad health upon someone else no matter how pathetic your addiction is. Smoking in bars should have never been legal. How about I come shit my pants next to you while you're eating? We'll see how quiet you stay then. You defend this shit because you wanna be accepted by people that might indirectly insult you. That's why you're a bitch. What about the smokers that never shut the fuck up about needing cigarettes? What are they?
@rhcp500 Are you high????? I've never defended smoking at any point, I don't care about being accepted by anyone, but if I had to choose between smokers or people like you I would choose the smokers. The individual places of buisiness should have the option to allow smoking or not but then again that would be freedom and that is bad. As for smokers who don't shut up about always needing smokes they can do the same thing as non smokers who bitch and moan about smoking, just fuck right off.
@chuckmansonlovesyou I'll take being called a whiner ANY FUCKING DAY over being a fucking tool that smokes or support smokers the way you do. You just don't get it. To become addicted to cigarettes you have to choose to put up with the ridiculous cost, the handful of deadly side effects, the countless inconveniences of the addiction and all the other shit that comes with it. It's all done to be cool in the eyes of other people that would give up anything to be cool. Tools trying to impress tools
@govtschemes you're right. I should light one up. That'll put an end to all this 'moaning'. No moaning about costs or how I have to smoke in the cold or how my pack is almost empty or how I really need a smoke or how I gave myself cancer. Smokers are just the most delightful people to be surrounded by. They're cool too. Don't forget cool. Serious don't. It'll really hurt their self esteem
@andrewdeangelo1 then you're a dumber piece of shit than you get credit for. all you chumps keep saying 'one of you' like I'm some specific thing. Most of my closest friends smoke. I deal with it more than the typical person that can't stand it. I've heard all the rationalities and been in all the situations. What it comes down to is weak minded people that feel superior because tobacco has been turned into a status symbol for hipness. congrats. you're a sheep. all the other sheep will love you.
@eternalnightmare1111 second hand smoke doesn't hurt anything....You know what hurts you? Those fumes you huff while your filling your gas tank, or those brain cells you destroy taking shots...Or how bout the smog people breathe over in LA or New York....yeah...Second hand smoke is nothing more than a reason for attention whores to do their job...whine and cry about everyone else....Have you ever heard of 3rd hand smoke that's supposed to be dangerous too...HAHA!
@KasperW0est Honestly nobody gives a flying fuck (expect for you and 130 others). We are here to watch Bill Hicks, not to here shitty jokes about some shitty, irrelevant pop singer.
@eternalnightmare1111: He never disputed that (and there was far less evidence back then anyway), it's comedy. Believing in reincarnation is comedy. Hoping someone will die in a certain way is just sad. Whatever the cause of his death, his legacy is probably far greater than he ever imagined. He's one of the world's most influential comedians ever, and I for one consider him the greatest American stand-up comedian of all time. Go achieve something with your life instead of hating on dead people.
@MrForsyth91 That was actually his legacy....He never actually "made it" per say, but after he died, he blew up completely....It's like he did all the work just to stand as living proof that the best and brightests people we have ever had all die early and leave their message. Bill was an absolute monster at comedy even when he first started...If you havent seen it ye, American: the bill hicks story....It's a seriously good biography.
Wow. I am just a fan of standup and recently have been digging on Bill Hicks. Reading some of these comments here are messed up. This is an act you know not a smoking debate. If you want to make fun of him being dead you are a tool bag. Actually your worse than a tool your Home Depo. Go watch your bootleg copy of Mind Of Mencia.
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Hicks died from a malignant tumor on his anus, brought about by too many years of gay anal sex. GAY BUTTSEX = DEATH. WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES GET IT?!?!?!
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
@PwnedNinjaaa Actually yes you can, that anti establishment message that he loved to wallow in known as 'smokings not that bad' came back to bite him on his sweaty, fat ass;)
@JAPSCANTFLY yeah that is so funny! some one kind natured and who had a good out look dying, what a hoot! firstly learn your facts and secondly to quote Bill "i recommend you looking around the world in which we live and... shutting your fucking mouth"
@JAPSCANTFLY awww looks who back! yes you do get pancreatic cancer from smoking, you get alot cancers from smoking just in the same way people who have never smoked get cancers.
@jordofthejungle2 youtube comments are like someone ripped the bottom off the barrel, dug a hole to the other side of the earth, and put a whole new barrel bottom there just so there could be a way to describe the stupidity that gets posted here. it's like if you have that third digit on your IQ, they won't let you in. it's like the whole rest of the internet is a fucking doctoral thesis next to this site. grammar trolling is about as intelligent and relevant as it gets around here.
@esdjiraan you tube is an informal medium, anybody commenting or trying to take the moral high ground over grammar either has a very sad life, or has nothing relevant to say.
lets look at you: your comment was unnecessary, unwanted irrelevant, and just plain stupid. you pretty much proved my point thank you :)
@jordofthejungle2 I'm not even offended by your mediocre, run-of-the-mill, common, average, low English. I'm on some completely other shit about "The adults are watching Bill be smart-funny, now go to your fucking room."
@esdjiraan basically a modern twist of '' i know you are but what am i'' yip you are smart mate. that reply was totally worth the half hour you spent thinking it up (Sarcasm btw)
@jordofthejungle2 What, you think an english exam is the only place where you're supposed to have proper spelling and grammar? I hope that you never drive a car or step inside a voting booth where you can do some real damage.
@OrangeMango30 exept im not am i? im on youtube, i didnt use a capital letter or full stop in my comment yet you understood me fine, didnt you. english exam was a simple example you idiot
@JAPSCANTFLY , Bill Hicks died of Pancreatic Cancer. It is just as likely that this was the result of his prior alcohol abuse. In any event, it was his choice. A choice he relished. There are very few people that could bare the classification of "faultless" with regard to responsibility in their eventual demise. Hicks was a master of dark humor. He had a great ride.
As Bill said, "The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. [...] But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want."
@JAPSCANTFLY AHHHHH! actually he didn't. Pancreatic cancer is hereditary. It's never been linked to smoking. Pancreatic cancer ran in his family. Thanks for trying to be funny though. Go to Dane Cooks page, your as funny as him.
@JAPSCANTFLY No he didn't. He died from pancreatic cancer that had nothing to do with smoking. Not only are you wrong but you're also a douchebag in the process. Good job.
@JAPSCANTFLY he didnt die from smoking idiot. he died from pancriatic cancer. and i dont care if i spelled that wrong. you moronic asshole........"don't take that wrong ;)"
@JAPSCANTFLY Lol he didn't, he died from pancreatic cancer that spread to his liver. There has been no suggestion that smoking was a key factor in this. Though admittedly smoking can be seen as causal factor. Either way it doesn't matter because his whole point was he didn't think you should let the fear of death control you.
Sane Man is one of the best things I've ever seen. I love the Elvis impression part when he starts wiping his forehead on everything and giving away Cadillacs.
ciaobellakate 1 day ago
kylio27 his demise more likely due to poor diet /lifestyle for a lot of years on the road....
but yeah smoking didnt help.
still a great astute observant american,the last one i think %)
ravydavy66 4 days ago
. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke.. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.” Frank Zappa
MrIGGY62 1 week ago
@JohnyTRexx99 at 32, he did prove what he said in this video didnt u hear? smoking kills you earlier than you should.. he said it in Sarcastic way tho.. that he is willing to smoke to prove it and die early so can look cool everyday... anyway, thats his style, thats what i know in most of his shows..
AnaZella87 1 week ago
He was ahead of his time..R.I.P.
ThePreacher1995 2 weeks ago
@ThePreacher1995 He died at age 32 --- if that's what you mean "ahead of his time"
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Smokers are disgusting. They have brown fingers and yellow teeth. They rarely wash and have bad skin. They spit and cough constantly. They look older than they are and they stink. Their homes are filthy and they have asthmatic children. They are the scum of the Earth.
karezza6 2 weeks ago
Considering everyone thinks Hicks is so "wise", he still ended up hurting himself(eventually dying) from smoking. Not very wise on his part. Lesson here kids; DO NOT smoke, it is unwise and may kill you.
kylio27 2 weeks ago
@kylio27 He DIED of side effects of pancreatic cancer treatments
disturbedrocks1996 1 week ago
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Wise people smoke too, you know. They're not stupid, they weight up the options and ultimately make the decision of what to do with their own bodies. Artistic, creative types have a self-destructive streak. He never did anything half assed, whether it be touring, smoking, drinking or doing drugs.
ciaobellakate 1 day ago
1.23 wtf?
theporksicle 3 weeks ago
Its true that all the good people in the world die early too bad bill hicks died seems like we need him more than ever
TEMME101 4 weeks ago
This guy is a fucking natural. Comedians wish they could be as good as him.
SwordInAir 1 month ago
167 people are non smokers
TheGreggiraldo 1 month ago
3437 people smoke
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WarlordRising 1 month ago
Die seven years before his day? He died a solid half-century before his day. (He died at 32...from smoking.)
YouTubricant 1 month ago
@YouTubricant He died from pancreatic cancer.
UrbanCommando1984 1 month ago
What a bunch of whinin' maggots!
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RapsAlive 1 month ago
I'm no doctor, but I've seen one on T.V.
burningburney94 1 month ago
Hicks never brought a positive thought to any subject! He was a self centered punk who talked shit about everything and everyone that disagreed with him no matter if he was right or wrong! The military is glad you’re dead! ASSHOLE! "Anyone Stupid Enough To Join the Military”. Well... at the end of the day the military fights to protect the very freedom of speech this jack knob used to make fun of them and call them idiots! Who’s laughing now Bill?
jlorf 1 month ago
@jlorf If you're not a troll... The point of the humor was to be dark. The fact that it isn't something you'd expect to laugh at makes it that much more ridiculous, which in turn makes it more entertaining (at least for some). Hicks from what I've seen always advocated freedom for the individual in his stand-ups; how is that not positive? Is it not positive to see things from different perspectives instead of blindly believing a single side of the story?
BEforSirius 1 month ago 8
@BEforSirius how do you think he feels about freedom at the cost of health? i'm pretty sure he was against the iraq war, which would be an interesting analogy to smoking if you think it through.
redryan20000 1 week ago
@jlorf who's laughing now? everyone, right in your fucking face moron
TheFatjoe248 1 month ago
@jlorf You're proving Hicks' point right here, you're not even bright enough to know what he was talking about and why he presented it the way he did, so I think the military is right where you belong. Keep on believing that you actually fight for freedom, in case you're wondering....YOU'RE NOT! Hicks challenged your way of thinking, of perception. And if you could stop playing with your GI Joe doll for just 5 minutes and listen, you would (maybe) see that.
feonor26 1 month ago 21
@jlorf The military fights to make obscenely wealthy Wall Street bankers even wealthier and you're too goddamn stupid to know it.
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jlorf 1 month ago
love you buddy, rest in peace
901derek89 1 month ago
abnoxious self ritcheous slugs
andrewdeangelo1 2 months ago
greatest person and comedian, shame he smoked so much and died
goodguyj 2 months ago
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@goodguyj - smoking had nothing to do with his death!
the1musiclad 2 months ago
If you non-smokers don't like smokers who get lung cancer, then why do you show pity on a guy that snowboards his whole life and gets crippled. He was living it up sucking in cool air and then boom! But, I guess since he was breathing in cool air at one point then he is not an accomplice. (Sarcasm)
PurpleCloud619 2 months ago
"Did I overreact?" LMAO
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Don't listen to a single thing rhcp500 says, he likes the red hot chilli peppers and they're one hundred times lamer than smoking will ever be.
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downtroddenserf 2 months ago
"I'm no doctor, but I've seen one on T.v." -Bill Hicks
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I smoke and I don't do one thing that most non smokers do... blow smoke up our asses.
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PurpleCloud619 2 months ago
cigarettes are fucking lame. you smoke them? you're lame. Tell me one reason you started smoking other than to make someone else think you're cool. You're not cool though. you suck and you look like an idiot with those things in your mouth
rhcp500 3 months ago
@rhcp500 cause the nicotine buzz mate. lol and smoking makes me lame? grow up kid haha
pvticetea600 2 months ago
@pvticetea600 it does. it doesn't matter how many people do it. Each smoker is lame. Like, seriously? cigarettes? It's the fucking lamest thing that's ever been a fad. Nothing else requires such sacrifice for the sake of being hip. You're a fucking joke for smoking them. I'm sure you're disagree because some cool character in a movie smoked them but that's what make you the idiot consumer that actually smokes this shit.
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 "Nothing else requires such sacrifice for the sake of being hip"
Er...ever heard of corsets?
look into the history of those and tell me nothing else.
Furthea2 2 months ago
@Furthea2 corsets are stupid as shit too, but no one thinks they're cool for wearing them. Not many women wear them these days anyway. Why? Probably a combination of them being a stupid product and because women have found other less painful ways to appear thin. So until the another marketing team can convince the likes of smokers that something less harmful than cigarettes is cool, people like me will have to sit through their tedious shit
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 lol u mad?
pvticetea600 2 months ago
@pvticetea600 get a personality
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 no u
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Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over,
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"I'm will to die 7 years early to be cool"... we he died at age 32 of cancer, average life expectancy is about 75ish. Although I can't be certain it was the cigarettes that gave him cancer, cigarettes are the leading cause of cancer in the world and he was a heavy, heavy, heavy smoker.
BizzMarki 3 months ago
This bit sucks. He's just dead wrong. Fuck smokers that feel entitled to smoke or who get antagonistic when people are bothered by their smoking. If it was the first clip I'd ever seen of him I wouldn't want to see any more.
rhcp500 3 months ago
@rhcp500 Actually he is dead on correct with this bit. I am embarassed to be a non smoker because of the whiney fucks who feel the need to cry because someone smokes. He's not being the antagonist here the non smokers are the antagonists by going out of thier way to bitch and smokers have every right to be dicks once the holier than thou non smoker starts coughing and whining at them. If you are so anti smoking maybe you should run away from smokers instead of getting closer to them and whining.
chuckmansonlovesyou 3 months ago
@chuckmansonlovesyou do "the whiney fucks" you mention even exist? I mean.. I really can't wrap my mind around your logic. You've chosen to side with someone solely because they indirectly made fun of you. How weak minded are you?
rhcp500 3 months ago
@rhcp500 The fact smoking in a bar is against the law is proof the whiney fucks exist, I'm guessing you might just be one of them based on some other messages of yours. If you watched the video he's making fun of the whiney fucks not the non smokers who don't care like me. Also in another message you say smokings a fad, a fad only last a short time smoking is and has been far more than a fad. Get used to it if people want to smoke that's thier choice, just let them die slowly in peace.
chuckmansonlovesyou 2 months ago
@chuckmansonlovesyou If you don't smoke and someone is smoking next to you, you have every right to be bothered by it. If you, as a non smoker, REALLY think it makes you a 'whiny fuck' because you're bothered by it then guess what? you're a spineless pussy that would side with an enemy before standing up for yourself. I mean I don't even know what else to say to you. It's too hard to type when I'm laughing. You're probably a republican too.
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 You can be bothered all you want that doesnt make you whiney it makes you bothered, the going out of your way to whine at the smoker makes you a whiner. How childish and petty do you have to be to declare someone an enemy because they smoke?. Not a republican as I dont agree with most of them and there is no republican party in this country.
chuckmansonlovesyou 2 months ago
@rhcp500 As for the spineless pussy thing what the fuck are you talking about? at what point did I say i dont whine at smokers because I'm scared. I DO NOT CARE if people smoke, so if I were to whine at a smoker as you apparently do in what shape way or form would I be standing up for myself?. I do support smoking as this planet is overpopulated and over nerfed we need all the things we can to help bring the population down.
chuckmansonlovesyou 2 months ago
@chuckmansonlovesyou Smoking is unhealthy. You have no right to force bad health upon someone else no matter how pathetic your addiction is. Smoking in bars should have never been legal. How about I come shit my pants next to you while you're eating? We'll see how quiet you stay then. You defend this shit because you wanna be accepted by people that might indirectly insult you. That's why you're a bitch. What about the smokers that never shut the fuck up about needing cigarettes? What are they?
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stevo7281 2 months ago
@rhcp500 ahh shut the fuck up!
stevo7281 2 months ago
@rhcp500 Are you high????? I've never defended smoking at any point, I don't care about being accepted by anyone, but if I had to choose between smokers or people like you I would choose the smokers. The individual places of buisiness should have the option to allow smoking or not but then again that would be freedom and that is bad. As for smokers who don't shut up about always needing smokes they can do the same thing as non smokers who bitch and moan about smoking, just fuck right off.
chuckmansonlovesyou 2 months ago
@chuckmansonlovesyou I'll take being called a whiner ANY FUCKING DAY over being a fucking tool that smokes or support smokers the way you do. You just don't get it. To become addicted to cigarettes you have to choose to put up with the ridiculous cost, the handful of deadly side effects, the countless inconveniences of the addiction and all the other shit that comes with it. It's all done to be cool in the eyes of other people that would give up anything to be cool. Tools trying to impress tools
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 Oh just shut the hell up and light one up, you moaning fool.
govtschemes 2 months ago
@govtschemes you're right. I should light one up. That'll put an end to all this 'moaning'. No moaning about costs or how I have to smoke in the cold or how my pack is almost empty or how I really need a smoke or how I gave myself cancer. Smokers are just the most delightful people to be surrounded by. They're cool too. Don't forget cool. Serious don't. It'll really hurt their self esteem
rhcp500 2 months ago
@rhcp500 You got it.....
govtschemes 2 months ago
@rhcp500 i would quit smoking if i didnt think i would become one of you.
andrewdeangelo1 2 months ago
@andrewdeangelo1 then you're a dumber piece of shit than you get credit for. all you chumps keep saying 'one of you' like I'm some specific thing. Most of my closest friends smoke. I deal with it more than the typical person that can't stand it. I've heard all the rationalities and been in all the situations. What it comes down to is weak minded people that feel superior because tobacco has been turned into a status symbol for hipness. congrats. you're a sheep. all the other sheep will love you.
rhcp500 2 months ago
Great one for the anti smoking nazis.
InternetSavage 3 months ago
Do you guys know how much work it takes to fake a good cough like that? He was not just a genius but also talented in making noise.
Cavstic 3 months ago
lol eternalnightmare1111's account no longer exists probably reincarnated as
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Chutyretro 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111
your a ass
eternal nightmare??? with some ones on the end because you lack creativity to at least come up with a original shitty emo username
your such a hardass but your afraid of second hand smoke??
fuck off.
Chutyretro 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111 second hand smoke doesn't hurt anything....You know what hurts you? Those fumes you huff while your filling your gas tank, or those brain cells you destroy taking shots...Or how bout the smog people breathe over in LA or New York....yeah...Second hand smoke is nothing more than a reason for attention whores to do their job...whine and cry about everyone else....Have you ever heard of 3rd hand smoke that's supposed to be dangerous too...HAHA!
R1D3TH3SP1RAL 3 months ago
* 1994, Worst year ever.
- Bill Hicks died
- Kurt Cobain died
- Justin Bieber born *
KasperW0est 3 months ago 131
@KasperW0est hataz are his biggest fan I hear.
ShokanPrince812 2 months ago
@KasperW0est youre kidding! 8O
ryonafan 2 months ago
@KasperW0est damn, i was born as well, but thats good xD
JATR1X 2 months ago
@KasperW0est Ayrton Senna da Silva died also. Huge lost also.
nitrotrigger 2 months ago
@KasperW0est Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Lion King. I disagree.
vbandur 1 month ago
@KasperW0est Motherfucker...
PhilanVortex 4 weeks ago
@KasperW0est
Fuck you I was born in '94.
TheSonorama21 3 weeks ago
@TheSonorama21 Oh my bad, should've taken that into account...
KasperW0est 3 weeks ago
@KasperW0est
You probably already knew you'd get shit for that comment.
TheSonorama21 3 weeks ago
@TheSonorama21 I thought Hicks' fans wouldn't be whining bitches and see the overall picture....
KasperW0est 3 weeks ago
@KasperW0est
I barely even knew about this guy. He did die the year I was born, as you now know.
TheSonorama21 3 weeks ago
@KasperW0est Honestly nobody gives a flying fuck (expect for you and 130 others). We are here to watch Bill Hicks, not to here shitty jokes about some shitty, irrelevant pop singer.
Apiaanilol 2 weeks ago
@eternalnightmare1111 there is only one word in the whole English language that could possibly sum you up............ CUNT!!
krismarkham69 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111 Nope, that's just stupid. But thanks for trying.
SpawnRevenge92 3 months ago
I'd gladly inhale Bill's second hand smoke any day
JohnnyObutterscotch 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111 you proud of yourself for saying that?. you fuking parasite
hiks45 3 months ago
This is one of the most clever stand-up tricks I've ever seen. Fucking love Bill.
Grishnackolyte 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111 proof that non-smokers are bad people
cavallodelmare 3 months ago
@eternalnightmare1111: He never disputed that (and there was far less evidence back then anyway), it's comedy. Believing in reincarnation is comedy. Hoping someone will die in a certain way is just sad. Whatever the cause of his death, his legacy is probably far greater than he ever imagined. He's one of the world's most influential comedians ever, and I for one consider him the greatest American stand-up comedian of all time. Go achieve something with your life instead of hating on dead people.
MrForsyth91 3 months ago
@MrForsyth91 That was actually his legacy....He never actually "made it" per say, but after he died, he blew up completely....It's like he did all the work just to stand as living proof that the best and brightests people we have ever had all die early and leave their message. Bill was an absolute monster at comedy even when he first started...If you havent seen it ye, American: the bill hicks story....It's a seriously good biography.
R1D3TH3SP1RAL 3 months ago
Deal indeed. bye.
jef108 3 months ago
I'm not coughing because of smoking but because I can not stop laughing.
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qwerty94376 4 months ago
Alex Hicks/Bill Jones rulez - the hottest piece of mind controlled ass to ever hit jewttube.
StopNWO11 4 months ago
@StopNWO11 please dont compare the two....please?
andrewdeangelo1 4 months ago
Deal.
hydebleach 4 months ago
He was so ahead of his time.
angelrivera716 4 months ago 53
thumbs up if bill at 3.35 inspired that weird retarded guy from office space
PaperMoonMedia 4 months ago
want more? /watch?v=672BC2Ewa38
HDEnergyStar 5 months ago
I go through two LIGHTERS a day.
rapideye97 5 months ago 3
@rapideye97 What do you smoke?! Tree's?!
dadubs93 5 months ago
there will never be another Bill Hicks, and that is a great thing.
MURDERF4CE666 5 months ago
Seriously lol shut the fuck up and enjoy a good video people.
patorr69 5 months ago 2
HAHAHAH maybe your dad was jackin off and your mum sat on it.
patorr69 5 months ago 2
what a legend.
heatbucspies55 5 months ago
I'm fine with dying seven, even ten years before my time. As Jagger said "What a drag it is getting old."
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This is one of the best clips ever from 3:09 on.....fucking brilliant.
shellski1972 6 months ago
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el060248 6 months ago
best joke setup ever
thatguy1479 6 months ago
Wow Dennis Leary really did steal a lot of his material from this guy
zeroryoko1974 6 months ago 2
Epic man.
richieshearer 6 months ago
I don't see the problem, my nan smoked from an early age of 9 years old and she died at the age of 89 from natural causes..
ReverendNightmare 6 months ago
what a little pussss
livefastdierrhea 6 months ago
Wow. I am just a fan of standup and recently have been digging on Bill Hicks. Reading some of these comments here are messed up. This is an act you know not a smoking debate. If you want to make fun of him being dead you are a tool bag. Actually your worse than a tool your Home Depo. Go watch your bootleg copy of Mind Of Mencia.
fuzzbuzzed 6 months ago
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Hicks died from a malignant tumor on his anus, brought about by too many years of gay anal sex. GAY BUTTSEX = DEATH. WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES GET IT?!?!?!
R0773N 6 months ago
@R0773N he died of pancreatic cancer
4rvinder 6 months ago
Hicks and Morton Downey Junior, 2 idiots who thought smoking was cool and paid the price. Burn in hell, retards.
R0773N 6 months ago
Hahahahaha that look he gives at 1:12 gets me every time
finski8 6 months ago
He sounds like Earl Hickey, from My Name Is Earl
KerChoo 6 months ago
.....they always see the god damned glow
had8668 6 months ago
he had a Pancreatic issue dumb ass! not even fucking funny you dumb shit!
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MrTruthAddict 6 months ago
@PwnedNinjaaa Actually yes you can, that anti establishment message that he loved to wallow in known as 'smokings not that bad' came back to bite him on his sweaty, fat ass;)
Sjaakdevries1 6 months ago
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Funniest part is he died from smoking.
JAPSCANTFLY 6 months ago
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@JAPSCANTFLY yeah that is so funny! some one kind natured and who had a good out look dying, what a hoot! firstly learn your facts and secondly to quote Bill "i recommend you looking around the world in which we live and... shutting your fucking mouth"
electroforpresident 6 months ago 34
@electroforpresident How about you learn about this wonderful thing called grammar?
rdchili69 6 months ago
@rdchili69 how about you go take it somewhere else?
electroforpresident 6 months ago 12
@electroforpresident Did he really die from smoking?
mrimsoperfect 6 months ago
@mrimsoperfect no he died from prostate cancer
joeyd233 6 months ago
@electroforpresident
Ya, and you get pancreatic cancer from smoking.
JAPSCANTFLY 5 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY awww looks who back! yes you do get pancreatic cancer from smoking, you get alot cancers from smoking just in the same way people who have never smoked get cancers.
electroforpresident 5 months ago
@rdchili69 if u wanna be grammatical it shud be in those things we call "quotation marks."
You're not supposed to be able to talk when you have the governments and propagandists penises in your mouth simultaneously.
lildice200 6 months ago
@rdchili69 its youtube not an english exam. you know when you have nothing relevant or intelligent to say when you are making fun of someones grammar
jordofthejungle2 6 months ago 37
@jordofthejungle2 youtube comments are like someone ripped the bottom off the barrel, dug a hole to the other side of the earth, and put a whole new barrel bottom there just so there could be a way to describe the stupidity that gets posted here. it's like if you have that third digit on your IQ, they won't let you in. it's like the whole rest of the internet is a fucking doctoral thesis next to this site. grammar trolling is about as intelligent and relevant as it gets around here.
heinousjay 5 months ago
@heinousjay In-dubitably.
esdjiraan 5 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 I can't believe you idiots voted for this comment.
Learn to write, stupid, before I have to bring Bill back to tell you the same in a much less polite manner.
esdjiraan 5 months ago
@esdjiraan you tube is an informal medium, anybody commenting or trying to take the moral high ground over grammar either has a very sad life, or has nothing relevant to say.
lets look at you: your comment was unnecessary, unwanted irrelevant, and just plain stupid. you pretty much proved my point thank you :)
jordofthejungle2 5 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 I'm not even offended by your mediocre, run-of-the-mill, common, average, low English. I'm on some completely other shit about "The adults are watching Bill be smart-funny, now go to your fucking room."
esdjiraan 5 months ago
@esdjiraan whatever, being semi- smart is clearly all you have in life so i'll let you have this one. Your welcome ;)
jordofthejungle2 5 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 #insultswhichapplymainlytothepersonwhosaidthem
esdjiraan 5 months ago
@esdjiraan basically a modern twist of '' i know you are but what am i'' yip you are smart mate. that reply was totally worth the half hour you spent thinking it up (Sarcasm btw)
jordofthejungle2 5 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 You're right, I am smart.
esdjiraan 5 months ago
@esdjiraan whatever you say ;)
jordofthejungle2 5 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 What, you think an english exam is the only place where you're supposed to have proper spelling and grammar? I hope that you never drive a car or step inside a voting booth where you can do some real damage.
OrangeMango30 4 months ago
@OrangeMango30 exept im not am i? im on youtube, i didnt use a capital letter or full stop in my comment yet you understood me fine, didnt you. english exam was a simple example you idiot
jordofthejungle2 4 months ago
@jordofthejungle2 Shut up. The Talking Heads.
Purplepen123783 4 months ago
@electroforpresident you are a massive fukkin cock
satansarena 6 months ago
@satansarena thank you :)
electroforpresident 5 months ago
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JAPSCANTFLY 5 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY actually no dickhead, he died from pancreatic cancer and this was totally unrelated to the fact that he smoked.
SamyazaLovatt 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY The Cia killed him same with aaron russo
theodorehastreiter 6 months ago
@theodorehastreiter look at what is the point of life that what he said there is so true
theodorehastreiter 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY No, the funniest part is that I hope you die of something far worse than Bill.
HalfkastHybrid 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY , Bill Hicks died of Pancreatic Cancer. It is just as likely that this was the result of his prior alcohol abuse. In any event, it was his choice. A choice he relished. There are very few people that could bare the classification of "faultless" with regard to responsibility in their eventual demise. Hicks was a master of dark humor. He had a great ride.
acabbekah 6 months ago 2
As Bill said, "The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. [...] But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want."
acabbekah 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY AHHHHH! actually he didn't. Pancreatic cancer is hereditary. It's never been linked to smoking. Pancreatic cancer ran in his family. Thanks for trying to be funny though. Go to Dane Cooks page, your as funny as him.
BoreyKelew1992 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY your a fuckin idiot, first of all dat isnt funny and second he didnt die from smoking..you are a fuckin mug, go crawl in a hole and die.
CrackWarrior 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY No he didn't. He died from pancreatic cancer that had nothing to do with smoking. Not only are you wrong but you're also a douchebag in the process. Good job.
MrTurdFurgusen138 6 months ago
@MrTurdFurgusen138 Smoking is the biggest risk factor for pancreatic cancer. Another dumbfuck Hicks fan.
R0773N 6 months ago
@R0773N Um, it isn't. If you're going to say something try using facts. They have the upside of being true. Another dumbass nonsmoker.
MrTurdFurgusen138 6 months ago
@MrTurdFurgusen138 Science, dumbfuck, look it up. Go smoke another cigarette, loser.
R0773N 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY I thought he died of pancreatic cancer... and, while it's more common in smokers, the exact cause of pancreatic cancer is "unknown."
LiveAndLoveLife 6 months ago
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@JAPSCANTFLY you are a massive cock go pick your ass fuckhole
satansarena 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY Actually he died of pancreatic cancer, which isn't unique to smokers. So you're an idiot and uninformed.
nothintorollwith 6 months ago 2
@JAPSCANTFLY Funniest part is, he actually didn't.
davethehostage 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY He died from pancreatic cancer, not smoking
RevRico1 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY he didnt die from smoking idiot. he died from pancriatic cancer. and i dont care if i spelled that wrong. you moronic asshole........"don't take that wrong ;)"
thatguy1479 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY poor stupid you :)
shellski1972 6 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY Lol he didn't, he died from pancreatic cancer that spread to his liver. There has been no suggestion that smoking was a key factor in this. Though admittedly smoking can be seen as causal factor. Either way it doesn't matter because his whole point was he didn't think you should let the fear of death control you.
zellthatsme 5 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY he died from pancreatic cancer, not lung cancer
zeroangelmk1 5 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY he did not
Elukas333 5 months ago
@JAPSCANTFLY dumb shit he died of pancreatic cancer. not smoking dumbass
cavs608 5 months ago