Eric Northman // Funny Scenes

[enflyve]

gosh ! eric's slur is so intoxicating

[supbrotv]

the best scene was when eric asks bill if he liks his new look and that shopkeeper lady who wanted to fuck bill thinks they are gay :p

[Sharkgirl94]

i love the way eric always proof bill his power and treat him like a little child:D

[jllobet]

teacup humans lmao!

[secretlifeluverr]

lol..they're like mini humans..tea cup humans

[xOfficialTamii]

6:00 WOW!! he can fly...

i love it so much LMAO

[TheAgnieszkaG1]

i love pam's expresions when eric is talking with sam haha she's so funny

[iizlamegurl]

heeheehee tea cup humans :D :D :D

[tracyp10]

....After seeing Eric naked you know she was thinking about it when she was with Bill =D

[DarkWolfX27]

Who will you all pick sookie from true blood or bella from punks ass twilight

[MsSmm84]

bill aint got nuttin on eric!

[Gaarachick01]

ha "billy" lmao

[AnimeChiik08]

They are like teac up humans, oh eric you do get the best lines lol

[AnimeChiik08]

@AnimeChiik08 Tea Cup*

[hayleyzombieify]

"Bye tiny humans" x]

[wisewarriormuzic]

That's what I've been thinking since day one.A vampire must move it's body with some other mechanisms,because no nerve impulses means shrimp dick

[askarsfan2011]

@wisewarriormuzic Vampires are animated by magic. That's how they able to move and do everything.

[wisewarriormuzic]

@askarsfan2011 Magic is a very general word.It's still got to be some kind of physical process

[askarsfan2011]

@wisewarriormuzic Death magic. Look this is fiction--it's all made up. We don't know what animates vampires. Hell, we don't even know what animates us. Just go with it.

[whydieinlove]

" I don't like being touch'd"

Yeah Bill , you go and freaking let Sookie touch Eric instead!

[Puretwilightprincess]

Oh, and I bet he loved wearing the dress....

[Puretwilightprincess]

Love the way he has to bend down so low when talking to the Fellowship guards, he looks so cute! Hoe can you not love that??

[chiklua]

Bill looks so small next to Eric.

[BurnToastification]

Teacup humans. :)

[TheCallysan]

@monkey62598 How the fuck do they speak or walk if they are dead? Answer => they are vampires, that's all.

[TheTudorrose1993]

i am really getting tired of everyone obsessing over Sookie!!! she is so stupid!!! -__-

[Bloodangel979]

sexy man alive!

[TheKatoOfficial]

BILL IS SOOO SMALL AND HE REALLY DOES LOOK OLD;

[Sookiefairygirl]

@TheKatoOfficial and remember what bill said in the first season...in the late 1800's men had harder rough lives, so even at a young age, they look older.

[TheKatoOfficial]

@Sookiefairygirl yeah but still i think eric is way hotter :D bill's just not my type

[ambieleighleigh]

"by the way you owe me 10000 dollars!" REALLY SOOKIE?!?!?! ERIC NORTHMAN IS STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?!?!?!?

[missmuchi]

lol blah blah vampire emergency blah i love pam

[moonlightaddict11]

@missmuchi Pam is the way forward! Why is everyone fawning over fucking sookie!

[missmuchi]

@moonlightaddict11 i know she aint that special

[mistywolf5]

he's....so tall :o

[TheKillerpony123]

hes so sexy haha my sister watched this with me and shes like dammnn he has a nice ass :D

thought i was the only one lmao

[defygrav12]

01:52. "Mmmmmmm...heard my name."



[NoDataNoFuture]

i don't get what they see in her. trailer trash cunt

[Skipiilici]

7:05 - 7:10 is cool=))

[FanJamesMarsters]

Stephen has no emotion when he acts, which is a good indication he has no personality to speak of in real life. Anna should've married Alexander, instead.

[askarsfan2011]

@FanJamesMarsters You are very wrong. It's a tribute to Stephen's acting ability how weird, tortured, and humorless he plays Bill Compton. If you watch any interviews with Stephen, he is funny, and bubbly, and very personable and sexy. He and Anna match each other perfectly as she is nothing like Sookie in real life. Don't confuse the actors with the characters.

[MekkaSG]

lmao.. ilove how eric comes walking in 6 foot tall....wearing leather and possibly think he could pass for one of them.. the accent was hilarious. 

[ripcurlgrl14]

Bahaha do they ejaculate blood lol u guys r funny

[oanasweet93]

2:10-2:30 the best :x

[95KathyC]

y did he owe her 10000 dollers

[Nelpan]

@95KathyC for dallas ;)

[Herbsandspices100]

@95KathyC Because she agreed to help him in dallas but for a fee of 10000 dollors

[GailNagle]

hey surely they have a permanent bonner hunny pmsl

[IHeartAFIL]

Goodnight, tiny humans.

[TomHardyIsGenious]

Eric flying just makes you realise how shit Bill is

[Matchgirl42]

It's not the question of whether they can get a boner or not that keeps me up at night. It's wondering if, because all of their other bodily fluids (tears, for instance) have become blood, do they ejaculate blood? And if so, wouldn't that get awfully messy?

[askarsfan2011]

@Matchgirl42 Well, in the books, it's clear that they are able to produce other types of body fluids. And I think it's also true on TB.

[bieberfevergrl2011]

eric and sookie should date there good for each other

[charmy2442]

teacup humans .......love it !!!!!

[MiAmorGir]

"Blah blah vampire emergency blah."<--Best part C:

[jazjaz1313]

ripe for the picking... lol

[Vampiremad123]

lol "theyre like humans.... but miniature" x

[piccoliproblemi2]

I think Eric is the most important character on the show.. i couldn't defenitely watch it if he wasn't in it !

[kgriffinsherwood]

"Don't you like Vampires little girl?" Love it.

[Hontaish]

If vampire blood made Jason have that mad killer boner - I wonder just how high vampire libido is.

[pixiebdg]

OH MY GOD, i am infatuated with this sex god of a man

[badoska]

@pixiebdg "sex god of a man" :D nice term :D

[vladulienka]

what part is that with kids?

[maclover4ever223]

i love the music they use when they glamour people

[CandyAndromeda]

@glee4ever28 i watched since it first came out, i was 14 :))

[MrsEricNorthman69]

him as a human is so cute bless =]

[lisa1989411]

his hair at 6:07 lovely :p

[Roxyvi27]

blah blah vampire emergency blah

[ALuvLikeNoOther]

"They're like humans but minature. Teacup humans..." "Goodnight tiny humans"

[discochick100]

HIS BUTT CHEEKS I LOVE<3 HE IS SO SMEXY HAVENT MISSES 1 EPISODE

[unlabledchicka92]

@glee4ever28 then why are you watching this? this is like rated R show. In the show there are people who like to have sex with vampires and vampires like to have sex as well. so the thats why

[YamanakaFlower]

Svenskaa~! :D

[GennaCC]

Eric is way to cool for Sookie. I think he needs to date someone else.

[fatalbraindamage]

@GennaCC ..!..

[merykey]

@GennaCC Yeah, me.

[shuubbz]

@GennaCC Like meeeeeeeee.

[AlisonOps]

@GennaCC So do I. I volunteer. LoL

[monkey62598]

eww eric "their delicious" he wants to eat the lil girl up if u kno what i mean

[monkey62598]

how the fuck do they get a bonner if they are dead

[blakenorthman]

@monkey62598 because their blood aka v reaputates limbs and keeps things alive nd it can use tthis immortal effects

[CandyAndromeda]

@monkey62598 i guess from the human blood they got inside em

[quirozmd2010]

@monkey62598 Vampagra!

[amgonyea]

@monkey62598

well if thats your reasoning, then how the f*ck do they do anything, since they are dead? lol. I assume it has to do with the blood they drink causing things such as "boner"s

[fatalbraindamage]

@monkey62598 youre an idiot,when you get an bonner your cock fills with blood.you fucking moron

[Beerbottles123]

@monkey62598 they same fucking reason they can walk and talk and not be a decomposing corpse in the ground.

[XxSoRCeReSSxX]

@monkey62598

Boner*, and they still have blood.

[Ackles4life]

@monkey62598 Good question. Only, erection(s) have to do with blood flow (circulation) and if Vamps have anything in their bodies, it's blood. But then again, these are the 'version' of Vampire where there hearts don't beat. Which means there is no "blood circulation", which definitely means they should not be able to get 'bonner(s)'O.O I guess it's just a whoops.

[sartanko]

@monkey62598

Well, they drink blood!

[loveKrisStewart]

1:05 haha he seems like a bubby there

[synful90]

By the way u owe me 10000 dollars haha I love his little wimp voice he does too

[tracyp10]

Omg!!! You can sooooo bite me babe! Eric is sooo too good for Sookie...

[XxxFultonSistersxxX]

OMG i LOVE himmmmmm :)

[misspurplepetals]

Teacup humans!! LOVE IT! :)

[tracyp10]

Sexyyy :) I love Eric....that little sound at 1:53 is sexy :p haha

[CandyAndromeda]

@tracyp10 mmmmm oh yes