Little Britain - Scottish Hotel #3

[newborn506]

i'm Scottish

[MusicTewns]

HE'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH :D

[Scotty22442]

38 people went to Siberia :(

[ScenarioHipHop]

Yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss­s :D

[MrFreddieJD]

:')

[DeathByMoshPit93]

No nuts -_- ahaha!

[GStreetEntertainment]

I should be back in a moment with the cake trolley, here I am with the cake trolley :P

LMAO ^^

[snakegirl0223]

I don't like the little girl! Why didn't they carry this on in the second and third series? It is awesome, my favourite part of Little Britain! :D x

[JayFinno]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­, HAS ME IN TEARS EVERYTIME.

" MAYBE I AM AND... MAYBE I'M NOT!!! "

[tncl85]

I never really understood this character.

[mysticmeg111]

@tncl85 It is a take on the mysticism of the Celt-however they have taken the character to a very bizarre state of function in the activities executed in the tasks of daily living. I am a Scot and this is hilarious.

[CmdrRipley]

this is the best part of the scottish hotel :'D

[SaphiraSiLva001]

0:30 hahahahahahah I have laughed for an half hour when I saw this first ^^

[boydenful]

I love that she is my musicianship tutor hahah :)

[vishy]

Mike Kopolski hehe :)

[highscribe]

ha anyone realise when he asks the lemon drizzle cake, then he plays the tune, he plays it without the instrument!

[571jans]

I literally stayed there when i visited from america. This was the guy who ran it

[alepysiak55]

but he ain't got scottish accent.

[LuigiSozzi]

the way he speaks breathing on the the cake is disgusting, I would have never eaten those cakes!!XD

[moomoo5rP]

funniest video ever:')

[bea373]

38 38 38, have ye any nuts? No ye don't!!

[1eminemkid]

thats americans for you I WANT THE CHOCLATE CAKE lol fat bitch

[VanDarNessa]

38 people do have a nut allergy

[BaldGrace]

A sadly accurate depiction of the way some of my countrymen enter restaurants...if only we all reacted as oblingingly as the character...

[littlemissspecialk]

This is by far the funniest sketch they ever did.

WHY did they get rid of it? :'(

[iiGraphics]

what does mikecuploski mean?

[OriginalPinkbird]

@iiGraphics I think its just supposed to sound like a typical American name & that he 'answers' the cake like a phone, Lol.

[64tantrum]

the owners face when the kid says "it smells funny in here", is totally priceless.

[666hellraiser1]

@64tantrum yeah. i nearly pissed myself laughing :P

[chickenpeasandrice]

the woman is my tutor at university :)

[sesselfurzer2000]

I'm German and I love British comedy. LITTLE BRITAIN!

[venster2006]

@Dimrain48 typical fag

[ant234]

@Dimrain48 ... epic lol

[DeepAbsentia]

@Dimrain48 If you "contain" no money, that's truth, yeeees.

[uzziniho]

@Dimrain48 PS3 PS3

HAVE YOU ANY GAMES

IT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU

[psychoticmortacarn]

@Dimrain48 Possibly the most random instigation of a flame war ever lol.

[SatoTM3]

lol american visitors are all fatties

it's funny cause it's true =')

[yotaras]

Mike Kapowski...

[jamesisurnan]

the simpsons copied this!!!

[mjdsmudge]

Hahahaha...completely insane.Those guys are just so outrageous! Only the Brits could come up with comedy like this, quaazzzy. I love it.

[jradetzky]

as ugly as the real Scots

[HelmutVillam]

AYESSSSSSSSS

[MrMonkeyman2121]

the only people who don't find this funny clearly haven't been to scotland this isn't a sketch its a documentary

[vilory25]

@MrMonkeyman2121 yeeeeeeeeeessss!

[kurostar]

The cake trolley XD

[katarzyna1113]

why people writes on here exactly what they say

sorry but i am not deaf obviuosly if i watch this!

[rebelgirl88xx]

zzzzz

[KonigNick]

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss­sssss

[wondakaiba93]

i'll be back with the cake trolly *squeeky* Here i am with the cale trolly. I laugh at that all the time

[lilmissrom]

That little girl has been in something else...what?

[jhubb100]

Don't you mean, 'scene'?

[LuigiSozzi]

The way he touches and speaks quite spitting on the slices is disgusting-funny!!

[anonymus070]

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSS lol

[NouvelleKid]

scots are so sympathetic.

[TomValedro]

nice scean

[marsivin]

"chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have you any nuts?... he wants to speak to you"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Jazza445]

It's spelt "Scene"

[kristxutxu]

NOT FUNNY AT ALL..:P

[adept91]

@kristxutxu Ur mom

[VaultBoogeyman]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSHH

[Gritaans]

LOL

[nicnoc]

"AYEES!"

[RebeccaActingAngel]

hahahaha it wants to talk to you!

[alternatypje]

if I tell you the truth, I tell you a lie! but if you call me false, I will also tell you a lie! (flute)

[DeSmurfen125]

Yeeas!! ;D

[masterduck98]

"chocolate cake chocolate cake do ye contain any nuts!... He wants to speak to you."

[pshret]

he wants to speak with you !

[SIngli6]

It's 'he wants to speak TO you.'

[kachekieran]

anyone know wer i can get the script of this?

[t0mmygur13]

WHY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Ardnaskela08]

A favourite holiday destination, indeed... I might take my flute with me to play 'Ode to joy' while admiring the beauty of the country and its culture... There's something about Scottish people: they appear to be very friendly and polite...

[HalieusOPsuche]

"Mike Kapowski"....hehehehehehe

[FreeTheWeed2407]

just amazing... i love it... 5*

[ajrst82]

Jesus christ, what a bunch of nobbers. Do you lot not have anything to do???

You all need to MAN UP and shut up.

[bladefyre666]

0:31 ROFL!!

[endecasillabosciolto]

stop bitchin' and enjoy the video :-) ,,,,,,,,,,maybe i'm or maybe i'm not !!! jetrho tull's flute

[Retdelswizdog]

I WANT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!

[cuteassdave32]

its a video get a life

[remageFrs]

Calm down.

[SIngli6]

It is really demonstrative of a person's character when they participate in a group's attempt to undermine an individual simply for correcting a linguistic error.

There are only two probable reasons as to why you are supporting this aforementioned group. The first is that you are among the lowest caste of society and therefore have no real power or right to speak in the real world, and the second is that you have a very low opinion of yourself. My guess is that it is a mixture of both.

[cannibalcarrie]

bitch is this india? no one uses the word caste anymore,you dipshit

[SIngli6]

My use of the word 'caste' was perfectly legitimate. The word can refer to a social group, standing, or class.

And I am not a female dog! I am part of the species known as Homo sapiens, and I am a male!

[Kizuii]

I'd want to stay there

[alternatypje]

eh, YyeeeEEESSSssss

[MusikalLiph88]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!­

[ProperBodged]

This program, as old as it is, remains hilarious and still to this day totally cracks me up.

:D

[SIngli6]

Old?! You have an odd definition of the word. Old is used to describe something conceived at least fifty years ago, not fifty months ago.

[ProperBodged]

If you taken me saying this is 'old' seriously, I don't think you should have the internet.

Fifty months ago, exactly! Old, people have seen it, it's old news, but still amusing.

[SIngli6]

Three points.

1. I did not say that this episode was broadcast EXACTLY fifty months ago (though a similar amount of time has indeed transpired since it's premier).

2. If the word 'old' was not used in it's proper, or 'serious' contest in your first blog, why are you defending its usage.

3. Just because a lot of people have seen or heard of something doesn't make it old. I imagine many individuals have seen or heard of that stupid Avatar film, but it was only just released in theatres.

[ProperBodged]

I just replied with the point I wanted to make, and that's it, over now!

Fact is, I'm right, I'm always right about everything, and anyone who disagree's with me is wrong. Debate over.

[SIngli6]

Hail, Comrade Stalin!!

[ProperBodged]

Well done, you're good at maths.

Fact still remains, you taken my use of the word 'old' too literally... This whole argument is futile, as you never had anything to actually argue with me about.... Thanks for the laughs though, it was funny seeing someone be all wound up over nothing.

Anyway, discussion over, I'm going for Coffee.

[SIngli6]

You keep saying that you didn't mean for the word 'old' to be taken literally, not realising that it's the only way the word can be interpreted. The sad thing is it can legitimately be used for a ludicrously short period of time, but it then means the word becomes somewhat redundant, as you would have to refer to periods longer than the set standard of old with prefixes and alternate words, and much time has transpired from the formation of the universe to the conception of Little Britain.

[ProperBodged]

*Sighs with boredom*...

If you say so "slngli6", if you say so, you've served your purpose, I found you getting wound up over my use of the word 'old' amusing. But now you're getting a bit repetitive and boring, no offence (just being honest - TOO honest probably)

[SIngli6]

Look, at least admit that your usage of the word 'old' was only semi-legitimate. It seems to be a contemporary trend to use the word 'old' in the context that I take issue with (especially among the youth), and any sane man would obviously have deduced that almost every contemporary trent is utter crapulance (along with contemporary fashion and entertainment, with the possible exception of film).

[ProperBodged]

Except for you did say 50 months ago. Whether you meant literally 50 months ago or not, you said 50. (Read your previous post I cba to quote).

This is the same scenario as me with the word 'old'... I didn't mean it so literally, you just taken it as such.

I'm not too worried though, I have 2 thumbs up on that comment so some people must have understood my comment. Not all the world is stupid, which is a relief. :)

[SIngli6]

What you seem to have failed to recognise is that I was being modest when addressing my use of '50 months'.

Now, assuming your any good at mathematics, you must know that 50 months is 4 years and two months. Now I was in Hungary when this program premiered in October, 2005 (two years after it's UK premier), making it 51 months old in that country (making my answer correct by an average of tenths).

Also, don't be confident in your comment's approval. It was given the thumbs up by idiots.

[sweetbutdaring]

Yeah I agree, he/she's being silly and pendantic.

[sweetbutdaring]

The word is up to your own personal interpretation, calm down.

[SIngli6]

Don't tell me to calm down! Telling people to calm down just infuriates them even more! And I hate third persons! It is a sign of exceptionally poor character to seek involvement in matters that dont concern them.

When I said it was legitimate to interpret the word 'old' as referring to short periods, I was being simplistic. As I have said, the word old is commonly used to describe lengthy periods of time, and using it for shorter periods just makes life that bit more complicated.

[vltakacs]

@SIngli6 Calm down.

[SIngli6]

You halfwits just don't get it, do you?

[cannibalcarrie]

do you have a job?

[SIngli6]

No, but I am a university student, which is far more strenuous than most of the 'jobs' you idiots engage in. I wonder what occupation you have undertaken, cannibalcarrie. A lavatory attendant, maybe?

Why are so many refusing to accept that my argument against the use of the word 'old' in the context it was originally used by ProperBodged was a valid argument?

[cannibalcarrie]

hahahaha you fucking retard.Actually i'm about to graduate with a b.s. in biomedical engineering. but I also have a night job. because i'm not some little cunt who sits online all day arguing with every person on this fucking youtube page.

so..what is your major again? and how old are you? Also I make about 75,000 a year at 22 and thats working part time. so go please go lay on train tracks

[SIngli6]

You belligerent morons are pitiable. You detest perfectionists, and probably dissenters of any kind as well. People like you just want freedom of speech to be suppressed and all forms of merited or cultured media to become obsolete, and all media promoting anti-intellectualism and ignorance to be embraced. Examples of such media include outrageously crude comedies such as the above, cheap horror films, and the Circus Maximus of our culture, sports.

[SIngli6]

Two things.

1. You assumed that the term major would be relevant to me. You should note that in countries like Britain the concept of a 'major' is redundant as undergraduate students are usually only required to focus on one subject. Luckily, I am from Australia and understand the meaning of the word, though I prefer to call it an academic major.

2. I have two majors. The first is European History, and the second is Literary Criticism.

[StephenCymraeg]

@SIngli6 here's some Literary Criticism for you - Shut the fuck up

[SIngli6]

You probably don't even know what 'Literary Criticism' is.

[waffleleg]

haha when he plays the invisible flute

[gkisler]

one of the best clips on youtube!

[thebeanclampshow]

That is just the funniest ever. every time i watch it laugh my head off.

[GAMERxFREEKx23]

"carrot cake carrot cake have ye any nuts ... the carrot cake has no nuts"

LOL

[DenEnajs]

I shall be back in a moment with the cake trolley.. xD

[sebbe42000]

@DenEnajs 

[wilkes85]

This is one of my favourite... "sceans"

[rocksoliddude1]

maybe it is and maybe it isn't

[miscousi]

everytime time i watch any of little britain's sketches,i laugh my ass off,it brings back a lot of memories...

[miscousi]

on eof the funniest shows ever...simply great.

[ViciousMaiden]

A-YEEEEES

[MrTino1992]

"chocolate cake, chocolate cake, haave you any nuuuts?

he wants to speak to you":D:D

love the way he plays the american! emphasises that dumb look on his face^^:-x

no offence meant to anyone in here;-)

[160Jon]

first and formost im defensive in the position of a briton ironically merely because most of the brains fuelling todays society are american.

[SIngli6]

As with every other first-world country on the planet!

[bettypro]

@MrTino1992 NONE TAKEN its a special british talent to get that dumb look. :)

[sebbe42000]

@MrTino1992

[BeautyasAshesFall]

ah! this is one of my very favourite sketches <3

[TimCommerford]

love how he plays the American

[Randallaface]

Fat bastards

[Randallaface]

YERRSSSSSS

[TheHenkka93]

funniest show ever !!

[Jimmybobby1994]

lol the look on his face when she says it smells funny in here.

[shin7speaty]

lol " he wants to speak to you "

[bowlochile]

haha classic

[WalrusGuyMEMORIAL]

this is my favorite

- its for you!

[MetalOxy]

Hah his face after the fat kid says she wants to the chocolate cake. Oh man makes me laugh so hard, every time.

[InfernalMatter]

'I WANT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE!'

[JoeJonM]

I love how the American family is morbidly obese!

[avb161]

EEEEEE-YESSSSSS!

[Jodii3xox]

It smells funny in here,

Kimberlleeyyyy

[spuntzen]

That scottish guy remind me the March Hare in Alice in Wonderland by Disney XD

[Katerina336]

Mad hatter more like )

[julykennedy]

i LOVE scotland!!!!!

[reg1305]

I repeat these lines wen i see cake, XD

[Tommyboy424]

Mike Kapowski?

[zobros08]

carrot cake carrot cake, have ye any nuts?

[sidandmoi]

i dont get it, isnt this charecter supossed to be scottish? i mean scottish hotel?

[sgtgorillaz]

yes, of course. What put you off that idea?

[sidandmoi]

his accents not scottish

[sgtgorillaz]

Its satire. It doesn't have to be.

[sidandmoi]

well yea i guess your right.

and anyway i guess there are some english ppl living in scotland.... :D

[sgtgorillaz]

do ye have any NUTTTSSS!!!

[lemnation]

hahaha, funny funny

[1CJY]

eeeYEEEEES

[351JONNO]

that girl is a little brat

[SnapCrackleKABOOM]

That's what I was just thinking.. she could just say "yes please could i have the chocolate cake" instead of sayin " I WANT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE" Fat bat. :P

[alyssaholden]

air flute! XD

[jasminelefleur]

YES!!!

[4fliali]

lol

[SammieXSzene]

I finally found this show again. haha, I love how both of our countries are the Fastest in the world (America 1 lol BUT STILL) and the americans on here are like ompa loompas. haha. I love this.

[PC336]

Warning: Nothing to ouptut bframe decoder lag?

[sidandmoi]

carrot cake, carrot cake, have you any nuts

LOL

[MattyCBeatz]

after syberia!

Wanna Laugh...

/watch?v=ikCZF1NaW5w

[mirabilis]

what's in his pants at 0:33 ?

[FFSuKNTfkr]

lol! his rod

[reeceemm]

" No Nuts "

LMAO!

[TigerloverM16]

lol my sister and i watched this like 500 times and we died laughing every time. X3

[FrostPegasus]

I want to punch that "little" girl in the face. =D

[VthatsME]

Typical spoiled American kid (of course there are spoiled kids everywhere)

[SnapCrackleKABOOM]

ME TOOOO D:<

[croxley3000]

HAVE YE ANY NUTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hamus4]

Do you know if there any nuts in it? Eeeeyeeeees!

hahhaahhaha

[mcynthi16]

XD xD xD cool xD xD xD

[EbbaTheGreen]

"Chocolate cake, oh chocolate cake. Have ye any nuts?! he wants to speak to you..."

Hahaha oh my god.... i'm laughing me arse off!! haha i love matt and david