Gary Lineker, you know, isn't it? Marvellous. You know, paragon of virtue, isn't it? You know, a-ha! Unprecedented in the modern game. Never been booked! Wasn't he? Ha! You know, excellent TV pundit. Crisp thief? A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Rarely wears a tie, but still remains a marvellous ambassador for the game, you know. Er, nice man, nice face, boyish charm with a hint of grey at the temples, but can you imagine that face contorted in the throes of sexual ecstasy?
Ah, one of the easter eggs. Select and play the 2001 Special; select the 'all'/'play all' option on your remote control: once the programme has finished - or after you have skipped to the end, not only will you see/hear the 'Pedo-Files' 'focus group', but also a selection of stills accompanied by the stand-alone music tracks for: Blouse - 'Me Oh Myra'; JLb-8 - 'Little White Butt'; 'Cake' music; DJ Bob Hoskins - 'Keep Away From The Guy With The Funny Eye'.
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!
He made a comedy film about suicide bombers for channel 4, but unfortunately they've decided not to screen it.
He's currently looking for someone else to release it. Much though I adore Morris, I have a feeling his best work is behind him now. I hope I'm wrong.
Oh ye, i read about that recently, apparently its being independantly funded and there charging £25 upwards, and for that you can be in the film.. as an extra or something.. and maybe even talk to Chris Morris about how he became washed up.
I like the video, i think the clips and music go well together. It can be argued that none of the guests have funny eyes. And even if they have Glaucoma and/or Strabism, I fail to see why we should stay away from them
Kate Thornton is a fucking bitch "One child in Canada has gone 2D" Jesus Christ, she knows nothing. I can't believe her career wasn't over after this came out. Garry Lineker is a good guy.
Ha, never get's old :)
RichieRocks82 2 months ago
This is my ring tone!
fatboyzoid 2 months ago
Gary Lineker, you know, isn't it? Marvellous. You know, paragon of virtue, isn't it? You know, a-ha! Unprecedented in the modern game. Never been booked! Wasn't he? Ha! You know, excellent TV pundit. Crisp thief? A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Rarely wears a tie, but still remains a marvellous ambassador for the game, you know. Er, nice man, nice face, boyish charm with a hint of grey at the temples, but can you imagine that face contorted in the throes of sexual ecstasy?
zionravescene 10 months ago
What the fuck is this horseshit....
mickeypopa 10 months ago
If you watch this video enough times there is 14% chance you'll see Pantoo...DO NOT look into his eye!!!!
jasonjbell 1 year ago
er, why?
Kosmoski99 1 year ago
keep away from all those guys.
manladyyasser 1 year ago
Black Moth Super Rainbow
turtledeerbirdinsect 1 year ago
hahahaahaha the remixed version
darkmarkrammstein 2 years ago
Nice one guys... Really really creative, for a single celled organism... Do not reply to this comment. You do not have the witt. x
black0hole99 2 years ago
Is it about Nick Griffin.
Bacon4Rashers 2 years ago
Ah, one of the easter eggs. Select and play the 2001 Special; select the 'all'/'play all' option on your remote control: once the programme has finished - or after you have skipped to the end, not only will you see/hear the 'Pedo-Files' 'focus group', but also a selection of stills accompanied by the stand-alone music tracks for: Blouse - 'Me Oh Myra'; JLb-8 - 'Little White Butt'; 'Cake' music; DJ Bob Hoskins - 'Keep Away From The Guy With The Funny Eye'.
StonefieldJim4 2 years ago
don't worry singing video. I keep away from the guy with the funny eye. I just wish he would stop STARING at me!
somerandomdude808 2 years ago 2
dj bob hoskins in a dustbin!!!!
wombleguts 2 years ago 5
Morris come back, we miss you!
Triumph1050cc 2 years ago 10
He never left :p look him up on wikipedia he is still making stuff.
HomicidalPossum 2 years ago
I'll second that!!
radiodarkhorse 2 years ago
wish it was a whole song lol
Dn2kproductions 2 years ago 9
thereminnn
talatsmum 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!
im sorry i dnt wnt to die
SweetThiaSauce 2 years ago
wtf. That was very, very strange.
FOOLYCOOLY 3 years ago
I think I smell like hammers. =(
singinglawnchair 3 years ago 5
Better put your face against the soft screen then
squareeyedgit 2 years ago 4
I love this song excellent post on this video
UKFootpatrol 3 years ago
...whatever has happend to chris morris?
lordmoog 3 years ago
He made a comedy film about suicide bombers for channel 4, but unfortunately they've decided not to screen it.
He's currently looking for someone else to release it. Much though I adore Morris, I have a feeling his best work is behind him now. I hope I'm wrong.
dananddanfilms 3 years ago
Oh ye, i read about that recently, apparently its being independantly funded and there charging £25 upwards, and for that you can be in the film.. as an extra or something.. and maybe even talk to Chris Morris about how he became washed up.
lordmoog 3 years ago
Aw, that's too bad, I was looking forwards to th-
HEY WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MY RANDOM LITTLE CORNER OF THE INTERNET
JonathanPhillips 3 years ago 2
Er... nothing! (hastily getting back into character) Hello, Dan here! Dan too! Oh, and here's Dan! (etc etc)
dananddanfilms 3 years ago
I like the video, i think the clips and music go well together. It can be argued that none of the guests have funny eyes. And even if they have Glaucoma and/or Strabism, I fail to see why we should stay away from them
antiyank4u 3 years ago
it must be the 'guy with the eyepatch' stereotype, kind of like captain hook, or Abu Hamza
antiyank4u 3 years ago
or even cyclops?
antiyank4u 3 years ago
It's a bit early to be driking isn't it?! haha
FatAgnes 3 years ago
yes
antiyank4u 3 years ago 2
I think if you find yourself sniffing a keyboard on television something's very wrong
cath21212121 3 years ago 3
...or hammering nails into dead crustaceans. Very disturbing.
vaizgamtas 3 years ago 2
who doesn't have a slightly drowsier eye?
Zanzibad 3 years ago 2
It's a Crystal Castles track! LOL
theprettyroute 3 years ago 3
i lol'd, but maybe i'm the only 1 on the internet...
agg4000 2 years ago 2
I feel at least 14% safer after that.
defproc 4 years ago 34
AAAAAAAAHHHH SCARY!!!!!
subliminal messages gaaaaaah
(thanks)
Brock2097 4 years ago
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What an awesome find. A montage of all my favourite people in the world. But....where is Billy Joel? Hes got dat 'funny eye'. I love him too.
leloby 4 years ago
Do you have any idea what the footage is from?
MysteriousBob 4 years ago 7
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
He's also a Nonce.
JasonLicklider 4 years ago 11
It was none other than DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental in a Dustbin...
Zionyde 4 years ago 32
Amazing.
notoriousluv 4 years ago 3
Kate Thornton is a fucking bitch "One child in Canada has gone 2D" Jesus Christ, she knows nothing. I can't believe her career wasn't over after this came out. Garry Lineker is a good guy.
RichySKing 4 years ago 10
Me too!
Gemear 4 years ago
i love this song!
coop27 4 years ago