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  • lmao your cool as hell

  • there is no reason for her to be different to anyone else. she is a human just like everybody else. 

  • Hahahaha I have an amputated leg and I found this extremely funny! I love when people are humorous about their disabilities :)

  • yeah... i currently have a left arm for donation send me your p.o box and we will make arrangements trust me

  • Why can't she get a prosthetic?

  • Actually, this video makes you think on how people see disabilities, and on how some people with disabilities just exacerbate their condition. You see so many shows about inspiring people, blah blah, he's missing one arm and he's living a normal life, woo-hoo, let's all bow to him.

    People with disabilities are normal! You shouldn't need to look at a disabled person to be inspired and say "wow if he does it, i can do it too".

  • @efusiongaming I am so glad you get that. There's hope for mankind yet.

  • i have a friend who is an amputee, his name is Mathew he is ten years old and he is one of my best friends.

  • oh did I say I wanna marry this girl!

  • this girl is awesome and shes hot!

  • i am going to donait for u!!! to help u

  • I am actually an amputee and find this to be absolutely hilarious :p

  • you are so beautiful

  • I am in my 40's an have o neg blood. Can you receive a limb? I have a left hand. I've held my babies and have played sports. I am right handed and could live happier knowing I helped someone like you. I don't usually swim anymore. I like to float though and don't need both arms for that.

  • ur gorgeous mwahhhhh bby u don need that handddd imean comon nowww cant u see how cute u areeeee enjoy ur life my love i love u and i lwould date u anytime maybe marry u too i mean any guy would date u so who cares for a hand mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh lovelyyyyy girl tc of urself

  • Wouldn't somebody who has to tie her shoes let go of her boyfriends hand? :D

  • Hi Kelsie:

    You are NOT a freak, and your parents are NO apparent help, so be very patient with yourself. Friends will appear when they are ready, the adolescents giving you a bad time will go away, in time you will be doing anything you want to. Think "NO limits", just slower sometimes. So what? All can see the beauty and good character in you, not only a stump. Never give up on yourself. I wish I could take you out, and be proud of you, even in short sleeves, or whatever you want to wear.

  • @Arthur172B It's a joke... at least try to understand

  • holy shit, I actually have no left hand, but I can bend it backwards. and it looks like hers. (almost)

    @charlesvan13

    Fuck you, I live in Australia

  • holy shit, I actually have no left hand, but I can bend it backwards. and it looks EXACTLY like hers.

    @charlesvan13

    Fuck you, I live in Australia

  • This isn't that funny. You want to see a real inspirational person, look up a man called Alan Kempster. He has had his arm and leg amputated and he races motorcycles and water skis. A true inspiration rather than this bullshit.

  • @stevieman38 You are a fucking asshole.

  • @michellemichon How am I she is not an amputee, its all bullshit, she is the asshole for faking it.

  • you are a beauty baby

  • It must be living in Australia that makes it harsh.

    I was told to kiss off by their immigration because of a condition that's not even as bad as diabetes; for a 70k a year job! They're awful.

  • poor girl =(

  • I don't want to jump on the band wagon here but... You are so beautiful lol. Seriously, like the prettiest girl ever.

  • the fuck with the hand, marry me!!! :3

  • Hilarious! I am also an amputee (BTK) and have been for 5 years, and it has been a source of some great jokes. I applaude your sense of humor, and hope to see more of your videos.

    Stumpy. (Steve)

  • You are beautiful!

  • Very funny video! A very good friend of mine is also missing his left arm below the elbow from birth, and makes constant fun of it! I'll show him this video!

  • wat the fuk is this

  • i cant peel a banana and walk a dog at the same time either... and i have two hands

  • Wow I totally get the joke, but it was kind of uncomfortable, but I guess that was the point. The long sleeve jumper line made me laugh out loud, its amazing how stupid and insensitive even Doctors can be. I think people who are easily shocked by the unusual need to be shocked more often. Australians have an even more twisted sense of humour than us British, I hope one day we can catch up to you guys. Excellent video.

  • i dont get it. shes a beautiful human being, and women in general. why should she be discriminated against just becuase shes an amputee?

  • oooh weird old guy video comment is weird.

  • now that's a woman!

  • YOU ARE TOO FRIGGIN CUTE!! :D

  • Well I can't very well leave that tosser below me with the most recent comment, what is wrong with some people?! Great video, very funny, doesn't hurt that you're smokin hot either!

    Unfortunately I can't help you with the left hand, but judging by my dancing I have two left feet, typical supply and demand all out of whack.

  • hows it feel not having limbs and shit hahahahhaha that sux hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha loser

  • You are nice and your hands are also nice. I love amputees, mainly amputees who are also happy with their stumps, like you. Yes, it's better to have both hands, but one hand is not bad too :)

  • I think it's great that you can laugh at yourself. I am missing my right hand and I try to keep things light, but sometimes it's a little tough.

  • ...HA! You are awesome. FUNNY!

  • you are beutifull f the restsssss i lost three fingers and I know remember the elasticity of the brain so you can do better with you rigth go girl

  • A nice girl. Pretty, nice face, wonderfull great Eyes and the face always in motion, would be best for an actor. A nice girl equal with one or two arms.

  • Will you marry me?

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  • another question: how do you shave you right armpit?

  • @Pascaleee123 LOL. silly. with the right arm. same way I do. I'm the same way.

  • @Pascaleee123 with the right arm? o_O i do that and i have two arms....

  • question: your nails are painted, soo... how...?

  • Whoa that was trippy

  • Young lady you are beautiful and you cannot allow your disability to define your life. i am an amputee been that way for 2 years now. I refuse to not live my life as best as I can no matter what. As far as how some people look at me or what they think Its not my concern. Yes its easy to see that I am different now I have an artificial leg but its whats inside of me that is really what defines me.

    My life is more difficult now but in some ways its better. For now I know that I am strong .

  • WOW you are gorgeous!

  • Like, you're absolutely gorgeous. You go, girl!

  • you are really really pretty! dont give up hope! there is someone out there that loves you!!! It just takes time!!

  • you should get some kind of motorized propeller attachment for the arm, then you wouldnt swim in circles and it could double as a handy weapon

  • Swimming in circles made me laugh hard. Subbed.

  • very funny....

  • Just ignore what people say to you. i lost my leg below the knee and i take crap from people sometimes. i was born with hydrocephalus and spina bifida but i became an amputee in 2006.

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  • you look lovely and are a sweet girl!

  • You have serious comedic talent!!! Are you Australian-American? You know like Mel Gibson? ;) I wanted to kill those girls making fun of you until I realized this was a joke.

  • lolz

  • .....If your interested hit me up tell me what ya think and maybe i'll help ya find a team near you (please dont look at it as i did when i first started "Im handicapped, i hate sports, Im not interested, its not my thing!" because really you never know till you tried it because YOU looked at Yourself as an"AMPUTEE" not a "person".

    well,

    Gimps for life lolol jkjkjk;)

    Michelle

  • ....For me swimming on an adaptive sports team has really enhanced my confidence and perspective on life and it lets me travel all over the world to compete with the Paralympics(NOT! SpecialOlympics) [ which is sooo funn:) especially with out parents :) i've been able to be way more independent ] and meet other people with disabilities! ......

  • ....Noone should ever feel sorry for you and help you because your handicaped/ crippled, they should be looking up to as an extremely talented young lady for what you deal with every day. But hey Im sorry for bash'n on ya, i was just hopeing to help you look at life in a different way....

  • oh my god i cant believe you been treated like this your whole life you act like your the only person with a disability in the world. I also was born with a disability, achondroplasia a type of dwarfism, ya I know it is tuff with people pointing and starring and say hey look at the FUCKING MIDGET! or look at that FREAK! But I am sorry there is absolutley no frickkin reason why you shouldn't be able to do anything any normal able bodied person can.

  • I think you are beautiful, Im sure your spirit and your heart compensates anything. Any guy should consider himself lucky to be your boyfriend. God Bless ;-)

  • y'all need to suck a duck ;3

  • 3:31

  • you can always have one of those bionic arms. Not as cool as real one, but still good to tinker with.

  • take my regards from hungary.

  • haha u go girl, u have the right attitude, im a amputee too :) leg not arm tho, i wasnt born like that, i had ta have my leg chopped off :) (hack saw job as i say haha) lol bu im always taking the piss out of myeslf with my leg ha its great, xxx cant let it get ya down :)

  • you sound like you have an Aussie accent?

  • Wow... I think I love you..

  • You're beautiful and both your arms are gorgeous. I hope you see yourself as a sexy girl who just has one arm shorter than the other.

  • Kelsie, You're gorgeous and both of your arms are beautiful. Celebrate who you are. Don't let anyone put you down!

  • Kelsie, you're gorgeous. And both of your arms are beautiful.

  • you are such a pretty girl and im sure that u will find the perfect guy someday who will love you with or without an arm.

    who cares: your totally sweet.

    ide definitely be your friend if ide know you.

  • Keeep u the good mood, and never give up!

  • Kelsie: I like your accent - it's almost American!!! Anyway - Kudos to your post!! I just happened on it by accident but it sure put a smile on my face! I like it. Anybody the has your attiude it OK in my books. I could only wish that we were closer in both age & distance!! You're cute - keep up with the posting it brightens my day - Bill

  • How could any of those shite birds mock you for whom you are? We should kick them. You definately are a very sweet girl and deserve the best. We should travel back in time just like in Army Of Darkness, and get a blacksmith to make you a Machine Hand and you can crush metal things, or arrogant assholes skulls!

    But seriously, take care of yourself Aye? Good things come to those who wait.

  • 3:01 "just below halfway" :) nice humor. - i once tried to get a (non disabled) friend to YELL at me in the swimming pool "you bastard! i am not accepting any excuses from you any more! this has to be A LOT faster! just because you are missing a hand doesn't mean we have to look at this in suspended animation!" - but for some reason, she wasn't up for it. that was when i was chasing her in the pool, me with regular gear, she was wearing fins and i got extra workouts for the next competition.

  • Hey you are beautifull. You can do what ever you want. If you get marrried one day, the priest isnt going to say . do you take this arm to be your wife. no.

    I wouldnt care weather the girl i fall for has something missing or frikken blind.

    You are verry pretty. Keep it real,

  • Like, you are absolutely gorgeous despite (not because of) your left arm being hosed. You make the world a better place. Keep smiling because you're beautiful. You go, girl!

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  • This is awesome funny, the haters sound retarded. How can one now get this...... anyway, you are awesome!!!

  • that is sick why would you impersonate someone with a disability

  • @amazing742 ......did you not watch the video? she's not impersonating, she really has one arm...

  • @MadyWolfe oh it said it was fake

  • you are amazing

  • maybe it was just the first shot, I might be wrong or offensive but i figure honesty is the best policy in any situation.. Couldn't you get the weird knots and bulkiness removed from the end of it? The cowboy hat was pretty good. Also seriously, you're hilarious!

  • @leviwebb2 Most congenital amps prefer function over aesthetics. Those little nubs are probably more useful than you think.

  • @rockmann seems kinda odd to assume "they" prefer anything over anything. I think "they" are individuals and very likely have their own opinions. I was thinking more along the lines of, would I want anything removed from my wrist if it was unsitely, or like slim down my thumb, and I guess I wouldn't. So we might both be in the right lane here.

  • i know would be total SHIT!!!! and i'm sure that i'd rather DIE instead!!!!!

  • 2:44 - 3:07 = pure win with the purposely dopey smile and cheesy inspirational music.

    "On a scale of retard to human being...it's like....I can get there one day"

    copyright that.

  • joke or not i wold still go out with you because youre funny an a 10++++++

  • hahahah this was hilarious

    love it

  • If I ever knew you before, I'd ask you to go out. This serious.

  • rofl! you're funny, and beautiful

  • If i look in ur eyes, i look a girl wich has hope, and knows she wants to have a life instaid of cryieng all day long!

    ur not hidious!

    I would take u out on a date if u would live in belgium :).

    Greetz jonathan

  • I'd give you my left hand...but that would leave me with none, i'll trade you my left for your right..lol

  • I love you kelsie i'm you biggest fan oxoxoxooxooxoxoox @)---

  • I love you kelsie i'm you biggest fan oxoxoxooxooxoxoox @)---

  • And nice grl beauty is in the eye of the beholder,as far as acting thats not a valid point,how do u know she wants 2 act,my faverate kind of movies is zombie movies,horror and murder, they look 4 amputees 2be n them kind of movies all the time,who's 2 really say what the director really wants at the time of audition and shooting,she is beautiful i'd date her!

  • I dont agree with ur prior comment Msnicegrl 4me its not out of pitty that i wud date an amputee,just i wanna feel needed and loved I want a spiritual connection as well.

  • you r hot i'd date u!

  • i cannot understand how she didn't have any boyfriends yet. She is so sweet and the fact that she is amputee doesn't make any difference.

  • oh really so telling people this is joke, u were not being serious n the comment on the info if we think this is serious we r sadly mistaken mayb if u thought about what you were doing for once you woudnt get people posting angry comments

  • She did !

  • @honem actually no she didnt all she has put is and i quote "if for some reason you think this is serious, then you are mistaken" how is tht explaining to everyone what shes taking the piss out of

  • Oh shut the fuck up...

  • @goal2004 why dont u make me

  • how can any of you find this funni... taking the piss out of something that people actually have to live with isnt funni its just cruel and really selfish

  • @peanutsthrower I find it funny too, and I live with it as well.

  • u are not a freak! u are very pretty and i am missing my right leg....i have had a few boyfriends and it is very hard for me to understand the way u feel because i feel great about me being an amputee...if i could change it i wouldnt :)

  • for like the first time i watched it i actuley took is seriously

  • MsNicegirls dating an amputee girl was the best experience of my life. You have no idea what you're missing out on, no pun intended! You might just be pleasantly surprised!

  • @jbwi24 Agreed, my girl is the sweetest girl ever, and she's an amputee.

  • all your videos are good especially the one called food for the video and music related. You have a good sense of humor that makes people feel good and get fun. feel good, just be happy

  • There is a rare condition where some people are born with 2 arms but cannot understand humor. On top of this they are often found posting questionable content on the internet. If you or someone you know may suffer from this condition consult your doctor immediately, and have others around you apply pressure to their forehead with their palm.

  • ive touched your belbow in rea life ;) its sexay

  • @candicehah grosssssssssss

  • This makes me laugh like crazy! I have my right arm missing :) have you heard of reach?

  • prove it

  • i sure as hell wouldnt mind being an amputee if i was that pretty.

  • is that an attempt at humour ?

  • Kelsie, I thought this vid was amazing :D

    Good sense of humour

  • I'm an amputee too..a hip disartic.. =] You're not alone! =D Your very optimistic person.. just like meh..LOL!

  • hahah your so funny!!

  • This literally made me LOL! =P

    Good Job! :) And You're a Kiwi - Woohoo!

  • I like her and she is beautifull.

    Like her left Arm too, it`s only a little shorter...

  • A little shorter? She has no forearm and no hand! But I am sure you like this because you're a devotee. And I'm sure you like deformity knot on stumps!

  • All of you are not honest!! Out of pity for Kelsie!!

    Nobody wants a disabled actress or girlfriend:only for pity!!And to hide the ugly stump would make the girl aesthetic!

  • MsNicegirls: her stump is perfect and so is she, so flip off!!

  • Perfect? So would you also like one or better two stumps? I don't think so! If you have a date:How do you cut up your food with only one arm? To be disabled is not perfect!!

  • "how do you cut up your food with only one arm"

    Simple. You hold the fork in the elbow of your stump arm. The knive to cut. Then use the fork to put it in your mouth.

    Or you can use a spork.

    There's lots of ways a person with one arm can eat :)

  • @MsNicegirls The fact that there is a word "Nice" in your username, revealed that you already planned to act "bad" in youtube when you create this username. You must be being bullied in reality, to revenge, you search easy target to attack in internet(actually easy target is more about timid personality, not about physical). I really worried about you.

  • Kelsie you're my hero! Love!

  • Fantastic video. You're a beautiful girl, and it speaks volumes that you've been able to take your situation and portray it from a comic perspective. Anybody would be lucky to count themselves among your friends.

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  • I didn't know my doctor watched my videos

  • @kelsiecollins I didn't know your doctor called you beautiful (:

  • @MsNicegirls You sir are a blind asshole.

    I think she is very pretty.

    I guess I'm a freak but I don't see disabilities like hers as detracting factors.

    Just because one is missing a hand doesn't mean their brains are inferior.

  • @MsNicegirls Maybe, because she's not a self conscious, image obsessed moron like yourself.

  • MsNicegirls, why did you delete your comment? It was my favourite. Here, I'll repost it for you:

    Nice girl! But the ugly stump with the ugly knots looks unappetizing! I don't hope that's not for real! And why doesn't she hide the arm with a jacket? No chance to work as an actress with this stum and this knots. The audience wants to see beautiful people in the showbusiness. But If we see only the face on youtube:that's ok!

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  • "on the scale from retard to human" hahah! very funny. I really hope nobody is actually taking this seriously. very funny though I'm a fan.

  • hoo wash yor ess

  • -giggles- Nice video. (:

  • If it was not obvious enough that she is taking the piss - it's even in the description...

  • Well done Kelsie, very funny! This is almost standup comedy good, keep building on it. I am absolutely staggered by the idiotic comments here from clueless morons that think this is anything but great wiseass satire. You go girl!

  • Im sorry but i cant feel any sympathy for you for the following reasons, one, yes your an amputee but you are very shallow and don't seem to like the fact, two you lay out a tear banquet trying to make us feel bad for you, three, you speak very shallowly and last but not least you don't seem to want to be teased but you don't realize the teasing comes from with in yourself not necessarily from others.

  • Shut UP U DONT KNOW HOW SHE FEELS HOW BOUT U RIPP OFF UR PENIS AND DEN SAY DAT

    My <3 2 u Kelsie

  • sir my penis and her hand have a great difference although no penis would be greater i probably would no tell you or display you my defect and my life in the way this person did

  • Ur stoopid ur probably an athier and u dunt liek jesus

  • I fail to see the relevance here...

  • stoopid? dunt? liek? atheir?

  • @mscm1995 uhhh dude, you just made yourself look like a dick

  • @mscm1995

    I am very sorry that you have mis-understood this video.

    If you read her flicker page as well as her other posts on this page you'll see she meant this video as Parody. Satire. A piss take in other words.

    It's only Humour and in fact the only part of the video that is true is the fact she is a hot girl and that she is missing part of her arm.

    The rest is total Bullshit

  • Amputee/disabled is I guess a label that one wouldn't want to carry, especially with you that was born like this. You are you like anyone else is them with what they was born with but I still don't think it's funny making fun of this when there is actually ppl whos life is totally destroyed when they become disabled. So if you don't feel like a disabled or whatever why do you even make this video??

  • Who is it you try to direct your anger towards with this video?

    I think it's a waste of time like most outbreaks of anger that is just randomly directed .

    There will always be ppl that treats you in ways that you don't like cause of how you look, behave, originate etc, that is not only for amputees do live through, so get over it.

  • Read the description box.

  • So your saying your effort making this video doesn't exist?

    If so I don't see the point in making this.