Flaming Bacon Lance of Death, from Theo Gray's book "Mad Science"

[Zilronman]

My bacon is the bacon that will pierce the heavens!

[zaprs]

@Zilronman no thats chuck norris's bacon!

[Jimbobbubbaloothe3rd]

@Zilronman I can't believe nobody voted this up.

[xandon24]

I don't get it, why exactly are they doing this....?

[Trisscarro]

bacon lance : manliest thing i've ever seen

cucumber lance : most feminist thing i've ever seen.

[bomfy]

Well, another potential survival tool when the zombie apocalypse comes. No bolt cutters, but a warm oven, prosciutto, pipe, duct tape, and oxygen gas. Lock busted.

[Fwarawr]

I can only imagine how amazing that smells...

[keatonx2]

Seems safe.

[Nathany051]

lets see epic meal time do that!

[IamBOXBOY]

Bacon + Ductape = Flamethrower. AWESOME!

[kindpotato]

wait that your voice theodore gray holy crap unexpected.

[UzumakiProsuto]

what is the name of the song playing background ?

[GospelProgressions]

@UzumakiProsuto "Driven" by Lives Of The Deceived

[steele7]

Pork sword next?

[gang1337grace]

lightsaber bacon?

[drizztfan4]

bacon strips,

 candy it up

[diegonikki]

bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips

[RollOnToVictory]

Who thinks this video needs to be re-edited with EpicMealTime music......... Bacon strips!!!!!!

[ozziog]

The only question i have does the outer bacon have to be fresh or can you cook it as with the inner tubes?

[anonpower20]

CRAAACKED

[TheSpiderByte]

Now we can use bacon...TO MAKE MORE BACON.

GREATEST INVENTION EVER.

[TheMalaperdas]

where all the pigs go??

[blackheadnik]

Harley would be upset while Fpsrussia would be proud

[VonSwaggernaut]

i supposed to be doing an essay instead i'm watching a bacon lance i <3 internet

[Torbyz]

Bacon can be used to anything!

[vorpalsledge]

....engineering grade bacon?

[TheNona95]

why would you waste perfectly good bacon?

[uprightcitizenx]

Was that an Epic Flaming Bacon Smoking EAGLE of Death I saw flying away @ 1:58?! ...I think it was...

[Dadadavid]

why?

[mythic456]

"Runs to kitchen"

[420yendal]

this doesn't look like bacon... looks like prosciutto :D

[mesterlinkx]

Shishkebab

[TheSchimmi]

"Prosciouto, a type of engineering bacon."

wut

I wonder if there is bacon that majored in other things, like a history bacon, or an art bacon, or a pyschopharmacology bacon.

[Qw3rtypop]

1:06 omg that looks delicious :<

[ForeverBeautiful145]

my biology teacher showed my class this , i love Mr.Horton (:

[snowman9five]

So much bacon...

my only question is "can you eat it?"

[gpanag93]

Dude... just eat it! -.-

[skinrider666]

i love bacon :)

[MrSciencetificsasuke]

Thumbs up if Penn and Teller Tell a Lie brought you HERE!

[WindyCitySax]

Bacon + Duct Tape + Fire = Best Invention Ever?

[Bowie051076]

Ooooh, it cut through 0.6mm steel!

[lkiggen]

Juvenile and stupid. Get a life

[marlesimms]

ah yes, the fully hardened 7 tube bacon device - I've encountered this many times

[someman7]

didn't notice an explanation, thumbs down.

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

epicmealtime just shat bricks

[SuperJezza13]

My last name is called Gray looool..

[PianoRivera]

Also a spiffy way to cook bacon at parties.

Kids, you'll want to try this one at home.

[GoneDead3]

someone make this and spray up in the air, everyone will smell the bacon!

[1019149a]

@GoneDead3 Dogs. Dogs, and more DOGS!!!!!! ruff...

[BowedOak1]

Happy International Bacon Day!

[poopymanification]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Woah, did you see how well that bacon cut through the steel?? :O

[LBNANY]

I don't get it...Why?

[pHr33kAcHu]

This is cool but a HORRENDOUS waste of perfectly fine bacon.

[dt28469]

Isnt this just a regular torch wrapped in bacon?

[dt28469]

CRACKED!

[kabayangila]

wait, isn't that the fire is actually because of the air? not because they're burning bacon..

[crazonianmaster]

@kabayangila you need somewhere to get the energy from. Its like instead of putting the fuel in the tank and lighting it as it get out, your putting the fuel on the outside. But yeah without the oxygen you would hardly get a flame.

[epicxpegasus]

That must smell so good... Especially on a Sunday morning... =w=

[DonnieDisasters]

You want craft a Lance of death??

Easy, use bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips

[Nerdule]

I'm pretty sure that the term 'bacon lance' is the best thing I've heard ever.

[ebrtyler]

I USE MY BACON TO EAT BACON BACON

[TheAwesomeLabyrinth]

I use my bacon lance to cook bacon.

[SageZane560]

did he try to blow out the smoke with a face shield on? LOL

[keval7000]

i want epicmealtime to use this.......

[YoyoGrrrl]

Prosciutto is not bacon. Just sayin'. This is still awesome.

[chichotoli]

To quote the Heavy from TF2 "DON'T RUN! It's just ham!"

[icecreamninjalady]

omg i would rather just use it like a flamethrower :)

THE BACON FLAMETHROWER OF DOOOOOM

[oOoxelAoOo]

How on earth did someone arrive at this?

[richkawaiipikachu]

Yummy

[StarwasterPrime]

What a waste.... please, the next time you get the urge to do this, please mail the bacon to me.

[joniisnutrisious]

Bacon, within bacon, within bacon, within bacon... Meatception?

[joker28666]

how the...what?

[ARIENNAP]

WHAT THE F%#@!

[Yora21]

"In my next video, I'll put an ananas on my head and call it a head.

[M15949]

wow, that was odd. I couldn't NOT click on a link titled "flaming bacon lance of death"

[HFTWMediaTeam]

Thumbs up if Mailchimp sent you here

[nitestick89]

@HFTWMediaTeam Thumbs up if you think people should give you thumbs down for being part of the oh so special "this dude sent me here" club.

[Br3nD0g]

WTF! i thought he was going to eat the bacon roll thing, looked so good

[tordispro]

what a waste of bacon....

[kjun13]

I could never complete building that...The urge to dip the whole thing in a jar of mayo would be too strong.

[Hallaran]

Yum, have my attention!

[strongboy54]

lol

[cycozombie4]

And now we can survive a zombie apocalypse while also not being hungry.

[rystify]

this may be a stupid question but... those sticks he uses... the ones at 0:27.... what are they made of? are they metal?

[liger04]

@rystify They're just metal rods. All he needed was something to wrap the bacon around to keep an airway in the middle of the bacon lance.

[arfink]

"I'm using an engineering grade of bacon." HAHA! This is so hilarious.

[Triforce4311]

Lawlz...duct tape can do anything.

[getIE94]

Epic Meal Time has company.

[Dingenskirchen54]

What the hell?!?

[rawfflecakes]

what a waste i love bacon give it to meee ill eat it

[articfire0213]

OMG What a waste of good, expensive, food. Totally pointless...

[fenrice]

@articfire0213 if everyone was like you we'd still be shivering in huts hoping our food lasts us until spring arrives.

[proudgingerful]

this is the glory of god

[proudgingerful]

this is the glory of god

[TheKung2Fu]

Now I want bacon...

[daveslow84]

gosh, welding has never smelled so delicious =p

[mymymoody]

Italian engineered bacon is about 39.00 Australian dollars a kilo at my local deli.

Can I come to your house for a BBQ?

[jncwhitten]

cool, the next time i need to cut steel and only have Oxygen and bacon, this will come in handy!

[DoNotAddOrContactMe]

What a complete waste. I don't understand why this video even exists.

[hamslab]

bacon lightsaber

[Milkman3177]

why?

[runescapemichbla]

how the f#ck did i end up here...

[bobeline1]

Smocking BACON

[AlinkaSwinka]

HOW DARE YOU WASTE BACON!

[renagade676]

Handy, and I bet it smells delicious too!

[Martintheauthor]

"Engineering grade of bacon" lol

[happylad]

could have ate the bacon instead :\

[hardcorepiss]

i bet that smelled beautifull

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

I wonder how it smells.

[crosseyedcat101]

looks like a bacon lightsaber!

[MassFragment]

what the fuck was that?

[lmao8885]

what a wast of bacon!!!!!

[indoamericannews]

sooooooooooo ! this is whats gonna save the Earth i suppose.... hmmmm, thank god for Super Bacon and Super Cucumber... to the rescue...

[460cc]

im a little baked... i really wanna eat that

[6Nicad6emus6]

@460cc Shouldn't it be 420cc?

[460cc]

@6Nicad6emus6 i would have done that if i was introduce to pot 4 yrs ago

[DarKshr1n3]

Why waste bacon by stuffing it into a cheeseburger or feeding the homeless when you could be using it to cut through steel? -cracked

[imev6lli]

whats the point of all this ?

[kalevraa]

i would kill everyone on the net for that bundle of sweet proscuitto.

[LoqueTheBoss]

Makin' Bacon!

[haggis240]

you could to it with anything that doesnt burn up to quick its stupid good way to loose your hand

[mxcreations]

I do support creativity but can we do something that utilizes resources... not waste them. Like feed the hungry or find a way of transportation that doesn't involve burning fossils. Total Waste of Time! Do something Mature and Real!

[Airsoft109z]

"Mmmmmm... baco- OW FUCK!!"

[HumaninSeoul]

What a waste of precious delicious bacon.

[ZombieTheDude]

do i smell bacon ! xD

[OMGiTzCLiinTOn]

Those 167 people felt the wrath of bacon

[DrMaxMunzel]

Why?

[lovingsnow92]

what a waste of food...

[Shnzmnky]

Um, this is stupid. Why would you waste all of that sweet delicious bacon??

Why not use a broccoli powered flamethrower instead? Nobody like broccoli.

~J

[8TMILLION]

bacon+duct tap+fire= holy shit!

[hallsf]

Next, I think you should experiment with co-viative projectiles--broken shards of porcelain and so forth. And then come up with one of those poetic Chinese fire lance names for it like "sky-soaring magically efficient invincible bacon general".

[Tunnelfish]

There's no mistakin' the power of bacon!

[d861254b]

Why don't you vacuous morons do some research and find out how real thermic lances work before you start spouting off at the mouth with your mindless drivel about how oxygen can't combust. Oxygen chemically combines with most things, save for noble gasses, when the correct catalyst (i.e. heat) is applied. do your homework dum-dum!

[liquidsnake84]

Science is awesome

[StillBoy1992]

an expensive one to cook BACONS

[schnel127]

dammit, im hungry and i love prosciuto too much to do that... idk who would....

[jayoori1]

DONT PLAY WITH FOOD YOU SCUM

[schnel127]

@jayoori1 i agree, the bastard's playing with my hard earned dinner for two days....

[dace8030]

haha yup so wheres your tank of acetylene hiding again?

[Oafing]

how what works?? this doesn't make any sense, its just a piece of bacon acting as a pipe!

[iforgotaboutit]

@Oafing Oxygen itself does not burn. It needs something to combust with.

[IICakeDanceII]

You know, this could be used to 1-up those annoying TBs who carry their modded lighters that can be put out with a gust of wind.

Though how you may carry around an oxygen tank in your pocket is a problem.

[BassBoy1242]

what iis the point of this?

[Heresathought]

Would I be wrong if I thought you could make a quite effective thermal lance using only one tube? Well....one that makes a cleaner cut than this one lol.

[iforgotaboutit]

@Heresathought Not enough surface area on the inside for the oxygen to react with the food to make fire.

[Kaasz0rz]

An engineering grade of bacon!

I do hope that was a joke... please tell me they do not seriously use bacon for this kinds of things. :P

[Heresathought]

@Kaasz0rz Nope. Engineering grade bacon is used quite a lot in underwater cutting applications. I mean come on, if anything is more powerful than engineering grade bacon, i'd like to see it.

[Voodoocide]

Never mess with the nerds. We can make weapons out of anything :3

[aragamii]

And WHY would somebody do that??

[russkeller]

Duct tape and Bacon. how could you not rule the world with this?

[meturoid13]

uuummm.... What was the point in this? lol

[QuantumReality777]

Absolutely and completely useless! I am glad you are using your intelligence for such earth shattering inventions.

[sylvur]

well at least some American ain't eating that bacon and becoming fatter outta it. Using it as a torch is probably the best way to use bacon.

lol... USA fatties.

[MQnoob]

@sylvur

What can we say? We love bacon :P

[dricoco23]

that is absolutely stupid waste of food

[BluflameX2]

@dricoco23 its expensive as well.

[neoncon]

Summer project!

[wolfgirl87]

Funny. And awesome.

[alexbelwwe]

His voice is nerdy, his personality seems nerdy, but his idea is interesting

[Muffinzeshlongun]

I always knew bacon was more powerful than cucumbers

[smijos]

Pshhhh.....Make me a bacon lance that will cut your head off WITHOUT the burning oxygen, and I'll be impressed!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

u dont burn oxygen

[smijos]

@Pimpmastahanhduece and u isn't a word but people know what you mean

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

is this a scientific comment or an english language comment? because i made a scientific comment.

[UFXoz9UU]

that's cool.. but bacon are precious food...

[kosty1990]

jumping thought this video all i heard was "bacon bacon bacon bacon"

[24cmo]

Names lance last names bacon wird lol

[daswars3003]

useless shit -.-

[audiho]

Phallic wankery.

[MelissiaBlackheart]

Mmm, weapons-grade bacon. I want.

[FerretOverlord]

Stupid me, should have thought about that.

[gott3145]

how do you make the cucumber one?

[swipaNOswipan]

No one told me there was a new season of Macgyver!

[Leadman1989]

rlly WHY?????

starving kids EVERYWHERE hate you :P

but at least it's delicious

[8182junebug]

thats awesome

Manliest. Shit. Ever.