Chris Morris 'Jam' Intro

[LizaLips1]

To everyone who is complaining, who do you think you are? This clip was uploaded for your benefit and if you're too lazy to upload yourself then pipe down.

[hotelmario510]

What does he say at 0:20? And can anyone find a full version of this?

[hotelmario510]

It's like what Homer says about Twin Peaks: "Brilliant...! I have no idea what's going on!"

[Mr400babies]

iv seen some fucked up things in my time but this takes the cake! funny tho

[johngjp1978]

infogiver is quite right..why not include the first bit?

[JeefCakes]

@johngjp1978 Because I originally ripped it very specifically to give to a friend, to try and identify the music right at the start of this sequence. It sat on my HDD for a while, then I uploaded it to Youtube as a test. As I said to infogiver, you're free to do this, as you can see, this is the only bit of Morris on my channel. It was a random clip.

[infogiver1]

This is absolute fuckin sacrilege to the proper intro. Take it down man, get the dvd on torrents and upload the proper one.

[JeefCakes]

@infogiver1 You are free to do this.

[bertiethetoupee4]

Jam is such a genius programme. Chris Morris should be revered like a God. Although my sould is much mroe dead than before I knew about jam.

[silv1983]

from 0:41 with the naked guy's expression is hillarious

[EC1HU1]

Mmm, ooh chemotherapy wig.

[stevebritgimp]

What is it that the bloke at 0:13 is playing?  It looks like a skinned rat.

[Omni123]

I wouldn't be surprised, considering one of them has a pigs head as well

[radiodarkhorse]

Has Chris got black eye contacts in? Creepy. Love the wierd/scary music when he pops up too! Brilliant!

[spittingimage4005]

I've never noticed that

[spittingimage4005]

I think i just wet my self.

[NikaDBorn]

Krass, das Intro ist genauso krank wie die Serie selber....aber krank nicht im negativen Sinne...hat schon was...und Mark Heap ist so ein genialer Schauspieler!

Thanks!

[dunnededunnedunne]

is this sincere or is he takin the piss?

[hotelmario510]

@dunnededunnedunne It's a dark comedy.

[Lordmincus]

This one wasn't as disturbing as the head-and-wiggling-spine-on-a-t­able opening - is that on here somewhere?

"To wake up wondering where you are,

To find the rest of you wondering where you've gone"

[Kelarre653]

You mean eraserhead?

[Thewonkandfriends]

The most disturbing comedy ever!

[JeefCakes]

Last I heard Morris was working on some suicide bomber satire. That should be a good cure for bordem, but I've not heard owt else about it since.

[talatsmum]

WOOAAAAHHH...

Jam is just insabeautifreanious.

lol making new words = cure for boredom.

[paquitomoralles]

charles manson fav show

[Spacecat42]

Chris Morris has been described, by a friend's grandfather, as a 'Twisted reaction to his own mind.'

I can get behind that.

Fab.

[alexxyz456]

The fine line between genius and downright insanity has completely disappeared and merged together in this incoherent and disturbing yet funny show....

[BEDGE111]

jam is the single most disturbing programme ever made

[iklock]

Mysetiousx song is Butterfly 747 bu Moloko on "Do ou Like my tight sweater"

[vegasguy21]

my friend was an assistant director on this show and i was on the set while they shot this opening. i can't tell you how stupid the cast felt performing this...!

[Spacecat42]

My god, I bet! XD

[mccarthystuart]

Looks more creepy than stupid.

[vegasguy21]

It was meant to look creepy and indeed it does. That was the whole idea. But they kept cracking up when they were shooting it. Wouldn't you?! :)

[mccarthystuart]

On saying that, it isn't quite as creepy as I originally remember it. That guy did look funny playing the rubber chicken.

What was that weird-looking instrument played by the aactor on the far left? It looks very serpentine.

[vegasguy21]

I think the actors were like, "this is a hell of a way to earn a living".

Can't recall what the instrument was - something weird the props department knocked up no doubt.

[ThatSickFuck]

Wow. What I'd give for 5 minutes inside the man's head!!

[JeefCakes]

You'd probably need to offer him a substantial amount of money, a none disclosure agreement, and a towel probably.

[cowleyWWFC]

am i trippin ?!?!

[Mysterioux]

Anyone know what the song is? That it starts off as?

[colmmeister]

why do the jam intro's freak me out so much more than any other horror movie or any other disturbing thing i can think of??

[soupdragon27]

its because Morris is genius.

[ScareMeSexy71]

so many imiatators...but never bettered

[elliotmcv]

I love The Day Today and Brass Eye... but seriously, what the actual fuck.

[Spoo2]

i'm scared now

[giantbones]

genius!

[cheekyegg]

the darkest jaam intro

[AshRotten101]

Headfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk!

[HertsK]

Jam is my favourite programme ever to be aired in the whole of TV history.

[prfctday]

yes! yes! yes!

[bigbadbom]

one word rhademanthus ORIGINAL!

[enigma19833]

Chris Morris obviously takes drugs.

[Rhademanthus]

Well, its alright for him, he only takes it once a month. But what about those less stable, less... middle class than him? Say, builders, or blacks?

[arcanekrusader]

purely on a recreational basis. Vomiting

[MrEggcake]

Some people just have good imaginative minds.

[MysteriousBob]

Woah. That's... wow.

[6sbe]

lmao luv this program ...chris morris is a ledgend!

[indieabby88]

Huh?

[boozeabuseamuse]

stable heads

[MSimp2k6]

Bonkers.

[shanefaceamillion]

Check out my "Scary" and Scary II" videos. A bit Jam-esque, but that's only my opinion. Check out the rest too!