Dilbert: Stupid Benefits and Too Old Video

[headshots9826]

this is my last one........i swear

[OhadAlmagorOhad]

Clearly a genius like that who invented stuff like a time machine and immortality drug would not need or want a job in some tech company.

Idiotic comics, Scott Adams should hang for this.

[SAlpsu]

Why would anyone who's actually qualified want to work at Dilbert's company?

[RandomFox11]

@SAlpsu Bad job market so people get desperate, etc etc...

[WavemasterAshi]

@SAlpsu Because the people in Recruiting are all highly skilled liars?

[SAlpsu]

@WavemasterAshi That would suggest that the company hires highly skilled people.

[WavemasterAshi]

@SAlpsu Alice has earned 14 patents. I think that counts as highly skilled.

[zachf777]

zzzzzzzzzz

[petersmybro]

comment test

[Dunderhead36]

cigar body and shit nugget

[ABalloonInNeed]

14 people are too old.

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

0:26

:3

He made a cat face!

:3

'Cept Backwards!

[wiccanwitchcrimson]

"Can you prove you are stupid?"...."Is there another explanation for working here?" xDD

[MillBelater]

The Catbert voice just isn't what I imagined.

[swytchblayd]

@MillBelater You weren't imagining a slightly-Germanic accent? I think it fits quite well, actually XD

[tomyo669]

what is unix

[aldo3g]

@tomyo669 an operating system that is not windows used in most of the medium and big companies to operate their information systems, it's a kind of geek stuff :p, googled as unix/linux

[TheCombineify]

@tomyo669 JFGI

[RainbowManification]

@tomyo669 linux for server OSs

[airforcemax]

Age disicrimination happens all over the world and affects women the most !!!

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

@airforcemax Yes, but only because women are only useful to please men, whether it be through housework, cooking, or physical pleasure. when they grow too old they outlive a third of their usefulness.

[AcePilot101]

Obama and Al Gore have Nobel Prizes too.

Obviously, they are too old to be allowed on the Internet.

[Archedgar]

Catbert is the best. I wish they had more of him on youtube other than the few clips.

[satandragons]

lol....this is a good one!

[LadyBludgeon]

I use to not be able to understand this comic series, but now that I'm older and gotten myself involved in political and social news/events I can get why so many adults back then laughed at these. Great show too. Thanks for the post.

[jjlinert]

I think management in general, will not like Dilbert because it's a reflection of them and they can't handle the truth. The honest truth can be brutal and hurtful to the ego.

[catfishhunter2009]

LOLZ

[gunnyification]

lol *thats alot of words for... to old.*

[razmitazzz]

great stuff.

Scott adams got in loads of trouble for the first cartoon, a guy got fired in real life for putting up a dilbert cartoon!

we love yer scott

[johncisney15]

@razmitazzz What did his first cartoon say? I didn't see it....

[234aaab]

2 centuries of unix experience haha

[RadarKat73080]

Won't Unix be obsolete in 200 years?

[Uaxis]

He said thanks to the time machine he invented, so probably some kind of time bubble affect.

[wowusvn]

Genius

[nahedh]

Just like the guy who makes these up. Only younger. :)

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LOL HA HA

[djmars1983]

Now why should I do that ?

[stillasp]

stupid ass ageism

Funny video though

[Zyphyr18]

so when you did this, did it work?

im sure lots of us would like to know if it did.

[1243613]

yeah the 1st one was Hilarius

[IRenraGI]

You Jersey-jerk-off's make us Ohio hill-billy's look GOOD!fuhgettaboudit!

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LOL...LMAO

[qoqonutDOTcom]

lol... "that's alot of words for too old"

[Dracopol]

@qoqonutDOTcom An old guy just can't get a break. I can do circuit lithography better than current state of the art because lasers shoot out my eyes, but will anyone hire me? Nooooooo!

[october455]

this video is SO dumb.

[chinesewonders]

[f=18]

[supersmile900]

lollololololololol(audio preview that)

[AparoidX]

Whoa, I didn't know these animated comics existed! I remember the 2nd comic, I have it cut out and on my desk.

Now I'll never be able to read the comics with the own little voices I have for everybody.

[poisonmist13]

LOL!

"Can you prove you're stupid?"

"Is there another expanation for working here?"

[mrjsanchez911]

did you know dibert plays the trombone?

Copy paste this in the subject bar

Interstate Love Song - Trombone Hero edition

[greentailanimations]

wow WTF you people believe this stupid shit

ok

for now on whoever is going to post another chain letter family is going to die in 3 days if you believe in chain letters then let the ruin your life cause their stupid and should have account ban for using it

[StupidUglyMonkey]

yah i mean how stupid does one have to belive in that chain letter crap lol!

[darkestraven69]

hahah fully agrree im sick of seeing the stupid chain letter junk, just proof that stupid people are everywhere. Good idea with the account ban,

[Rock1Golem]

There's actually another Dilbert comic about that!Dogbert places the curse of Dogbert upon all past and future chain letter senders.

[obamawalker]

Yep.

[24Tributer]

job and old man were OWNED!!!!!!!!!

[MattColl422]

not*

[Icemask12]

you obviously dont have any idea what a real office is like. sometimes dilbert is so realistic it's scray!

[MattColl422]

I'm not "scrared" of working in an office. I'll hug trees for a living!

...like those dirty hippies

[dakpb]

hippies suck

[epsleon]

That is correct, you wasn't wasting your time reading a comic about a fat queer who works in a corporation all day talking to a cat and a dumb dog. You was watching a comic, then wasted your time posting a comment about how you wasn't going to waste your time.

[LadyBludgeon]

I just had to reply to that ... that's pretty funny. XD LOL Also, well put.

[pitviper12345]

the 2nd one is straight from a comic

[frymahhide1982]

All of the animations are straight from a comic

[MicroMartin]

i've seen the second one be posted on youtube before. But both were great x)

[blitzkriegPanda]

hahahahahahahahaha, love dilbert, just gotta

[RICHANDROS]

hahahahaha nice

[gypsyball]

Love Wally's answer to Catbert's question.

[ungiving]

LOL

[MattColl422]

you probably want to fuck him now right?

you sick fuck

[JAAAshow]

intense

[Avbrv22]

LOL

[Shmog94]

I remember the comic version of the first one.

[BlueSoda4U]

LOL PENISHEAD

[StubzTurner]

I don't really like the comics, but these cartoons are awsome.

[frymahhide1982]

That's a lot of words for "too old".

[StubzTurner]

Dude, I'm younger then you.

[burninfrets]

3rd commenter! that was funny

[NessAndLucied]

That's a lot of words for too old.

XDDD

[Qwausome]

lol Dilbert.