Worst Lines Ever

[TheChecklo]

I am one of the few unfortunates who saw Zombie Night. It was reeeeeaaaally freaking bad. It was so bad it was AWFUL.

[milkshakesrule24]

the only reason i'm here is because i thought the guy in the thumbnail was de niro.

[someonenobodycares]

You know what I'd like to do to you? Eat your fuckin' brain! Aaaaahhhh.

[CrustyClown11]

Big McLargeHuge. 

[gunsnroses78963]

@CrustyClown11 Thick McRunfast

[CrustyClown11]

@gunsnroses78963 Gristle McThornybody

[Ozzpodge]

@CrustyClown11 Blast Hardcheese!

[FeloniousDrunk]

The scream at 1:41 is SO CHEESE. Are we supposed to believe that it was really someone screaming? It sounds more like part of the soundtrack.

[poeticreject]

why isnt every bit of dialogue from troll 2 in this?

[maxrebo26]

"That's the best dang veggie burger I've had in a son of a bitch long time." -Blood Diner.

[Naroon201]

"No...yes...MY WIFE!" Lmaooo

[FeloniousDrunk]

Please never remove this video!

[jackedup400]

No... Yes... My wife!

[AKSBSU]

I tell you...if he does anything to her, I'll have his balls!

Right!

[ThedutchmanFL]

they should do tommy wisseau quotes

[SolenmSerpent]

"Don't go, Daddy."

Yeah, she's just a waterfall of raw emotion there.

[snoookie456]

From now on 1:34 "No... yes... my wife" will be my catch-phrase... XD

[Zeriver]

2:22

-"AAAAAAAAAAaaaa!"

- ... ;(

[pureefficient]

is uber really a slang term ?

[1devo6587]

my favroite was 1:27

[1devo6587]

this is worse than an Ed Wood movie lol

[guitarjammest]

2:04 kind of reminds me of smosh lol.

[Iker122]

Adramalek... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ???

[Iker122]

be careful mind you, don't mess with them too much...

[PolyesterMoustache]

what movies are these?

[ToshiBecca]

I can't stop laughing

[o0LunaticAsylum0o]

No...Yes...My wife

i lol'd

[Regnet35]

1:50 Reaction time win!

[Jeric177]

2:04 "You son of a Bitch!" ROFL

[ESPSHREDDER1293]

WHO THE FUCK R U like wtf lol

[RocktheSocks]

Uber soldiers? Really? Uber? That was the best they could come up with?

[Mattbrain]

Really hope someone can upload the full 14 minute version.

[gunsnroses78963]

@Mattbrain Me too, but it's gone. I can't find it on google video anymore. 

[ezequieldavid]

they're making uber soldiers in here...

[darkbounty94]

2:14 has got to be the fucking best

[TheSilentOne50]

NO!

YES!

MY WIFE

[fabgas007]

"dont go daddy.." dude run! ur daughter is a horrible actor!!!

[BrutalDeath007]

WHAT THE HELL!? YOU SAID NO GIRLS!!!!

[NikolaiBellic369]

NO

YES

MY WIFE

[Gecko73]

2:04

[soarre]

@Gecko73

I burst out laughing at that scene too haha<3

[queenofsingin99]

LOL

[H83tr3d]

All tremble in fear before the

UBER SOLDIERS !!

[mrsir4]

2:23 "...meh"

[fattyboy123456]

That boy band picture gets me every time.

[drogothlord]

Aren't these clips from the acting school of Wiseau?

[xy274]

2:04 How fucked can this scene get?

[Ralhigh]

What the fuck does Adramalek mean?

[irockdudeoo7]

"No daddy don't go." Does she really want him to not leave? lol terrible.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Man after 10 seconds of listening to that guy I'd take that sucker into the ditch.

[bande217]

no maps so dont wander off

[carlosisafuckingod]

2:35 funny ass picture

[zentrandi]

is that Alyson Hannigan?

[Hexed4Life]

2:06 Is AWESOME!!! LMMFAO

[TheSilentOne50]

2:07 looked actually really realistic....

[TheSilentOne50]

0:58 lol the black dude is the dude that was in Terminator 2....

[MusicHeart90]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! XDDDD

[ddinkins112]

AYLL HAEVE IZ BAELLZ

[00chocolatethunder00]

did tommy wiseau get a haircut?

[WhatDoesTheJStandFor]

The majority if these scenes were taken from college made films, of course they aren't going to be very good... lawl

[ArtemisArticulates]

I kept on replaying 2:07

Fucking hilarious

[DirtySplicingInc]

lawl 2:24

"Whatever I don't care..."

[zaza588]

the last movie was hilarious ! his face when the girl is taken away HAHAHAHA

[boardskins]

The "leg blown off" is my favorite clip from AFV!

[aptspire]

pretty good lines, although another one would be

"Call the cops, yeah. When the dead walk in the streets, you gotta call the fucking cops" NOTLD 3D 2006

XD

[90geekgirl06]

1:31 yeah she really sounds like she's worried.

2:23 yeah he really looks like he's worried.

I am so surprised you didn't include everyone's favorite like from Troll 2. xD

[Lisi24601]

A lot of these remind me of screeners we would get back when I worked at a video store! :D Such amazing bad movies... *sigh*

[SoPrediktable]

i have an obsession with bad movies

[Lisi24601]

@SoPrediktable They're the best. :)

[IncensePeppermints68]

what the fuck is the piece of shit at 2:35

[Nostrum84]

@IncensePeppermints68

That comment made my day :D

[Fatpiepro]

yes..... no!!! uhhh uhhh . MY WIFE!!!

[Prezelman]

2:05 Zombie was just trying to relax and gets his leg blown off.lol

[RonnieRambin]

1:32 was pretty funny.

[NefariousEvildoer]

1:31 - "Don't go, Daddy. I only sound slightly concerned."

2:24 - "Well, sucks to be her." (I swear I've heard that scream on sound effects CDs before. What, can't the actress scream realistically enough?)

[MrJackThompson]

what was the title of the last movie shown?

[CamilleA05]

Haha 2:35

The next boy band?

[toby099]

the way the guy says "ill have his balls" is concerning

[Manschaft13Legend]

2:50 Lol

[DjShini]

No.....Yes!.....My Wife....

[AxDdWn9491]

if you look at like 1:11 the guys eyes move, great acting.

[TheMentoesGuy]

2:13 it's the girl who said "don't go Daddy" LOL

[LiveLoveGiveGrow]

2:26 hilarious

[GeorgeDeadson]

2:05 was epic win.

[PunkysDilema1970]

WHAT THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY WENT YOU SEE A ''CREATURE FROM BEYOND'' CHASING YOU WITH A BATTLEAXE?!?!?!?

[tremorinmysoul]

lolol... "be careful mind, don't mess with them too much..."

[Shinzu92]

PRETTY PEGGY.

That was LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[VideoFowl]

Forget the lines, there's so much more...

[Xajrsk8X]

"If he does anything to her, ill have his balls" ....."right"

[Tenjikurounintube]

They took my thumb Charlie!!!

[CoopPoopzz]

Cant beat Uber soldiers

[gaura]

funny

[Hoowler]

they are making OOOObersoldiers.

hahaha

[shad0wMata]

Why isn't S.I.C.K in this??

that movie is bad acting galore!!

[dantedraco]

2:24

Can you see the emotion oozing from this actor's face?

[bobnublet]

lol thier making uber soldiers in here. I laughed so hard at that for no reason

[ProtossHydralisk]

Omfg that was funny when he just turned and shot his leg off

[Leatherbubba]

EATYURFUCKINBRAINS! GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Gitbox56]

at 2:23 he knows he sucks at life

[mwong666]

Is this real life?

[RedCloude]

@TyRYANasaurus lol

[ClaustrophobicVamp]

Don't go daddy. -_-

[Medic11B]

Leslie....... FUCK.

[doogrisa]

"no maps so dont wonder off"

"you know bite me"

[RastafunkTofu]

He was in Limp Bizkit?

[TheFirebender95]

lol tell me to stop the...tell me to stop....tell me to...tell me?

[TannerThenUrMom]

"Tell me to stop the pain"

"what"

"That is what you've always wanted"

"Tell me stop the pain.. Tell me to stop... Tell me?"

[CssHDmonster]

Their making uber soldiers in here-OMG WOLFENSTEIN RETURN TO CASTLE!

[L33Tspartan]

collin is a dick

[PressAltF4OrElse]

2:24 "It's Ok, I'll go get a new one."

[ThexDarkxKnighT11]

"Tell me to stop the pain, tell me to tell me?" lol

[willthack13]

YOU SON OF A BITCH*blows guy's leg off*

[EvisceratorBand]

You know? Bite me? You familiar with that phrase?

[benomidfinger]

1:29 - It's too emotion for the little girl -.-'

[PhoeniXyz13]

NO! YES!... My wife...

[Celly222]

be careful, ...mind ....you

[TeaPartyParade]

I WANT THAT GUN!

[DoctorDreee]

i got this movie, yo, it's nihght of the living dead: necropolis, yo

[SolenmSerpent]

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

*boom!*

[katururu]

EAT YOUR FUCKIIINGG BRAIIIN.

[firestartercole]

1:33 Disinherit that bitch - NOW!

[myfairvanity]

you son of a biiiiiii! exploding leg. lolol.

[Scarx2gt]

rofl uber soilders..

[Thefallenraptor]

the rest of you stay here and watch these bodies.

be careful mind you,

don't mess with them too much.

ahahahahahaha 2:13 my apsolute favorite

[incrowdcynic]

These are like F Horror movies with music ripped off from video games.

[ahmednabil]

first movie , the writer is definately a pedophile.

[DrDuck7700]

LOL 2:05

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

are all of these sci fi, lifetime & usa originals?

[PedroPoo93]

CSL

[fett150]

lol 2:21

[Nintendofreak56]

EAT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!!!!

[MsFrazzledFro]

Oh wow, that girl's being dragged off by some monsters? Well, I guess I'll just walk away...

[ThePolkovnik]

"Colin - how many times have the rules been reversed??"

"Thats not important. Whats important for me, is going back to my room, and getting drunk."

[musson20]

no........ yes......... my wife

[pwnedintheface1]

no...yes...my wife, id go with the last one persoaly

[LlamaxFur]

Trying to act bad only made them bad actors

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

Most enthusiastic acting ever: "Don't go, daddy."

[skullman12]

Adrenalick.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!?!!?!?

[ISetViolinsOnFire]

2:22 Eh, I never liked her anyway.

[GhostlyGrin]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm excited that zombie night was profusly featured here. That had some of the worst qwotes I have ever seen in a movie.

[Frostbite249]

Almost all of these were horrible, but a few actially weren't bad.

[surfreak27]

2:06 hilarious

[RemielAngel1990]

u know... bite me... WTF?

[Hitachi007]

@RemielAngel1990 Yeah, that's the one I think sucks the most. Doesn't even really make sense!

[SubZeroRacingTeamIce]

"The rest of you stay here, and watch these bodies... Be careful mind you, don't mess with them too much..."

WHAT?

[noisepuppet]

No! Yes! My wife!

[THEfox888]

i want to....EATING YOUR FUCKING BRAIN! HAHAHAH

[Iker122]

Adramalek !

[Misaaq13]

this is stuppiidd hahahaha....lml

[andreaavalos100]

u sun of a bitch "BOOM" LOL

[Iker122]

tell.. me.. to stop ?.. tell?.. me ??

[unreal900]

LMAO UBER SOLDIERS

[ddinkins112]

What the hell? You said no girls!

[rusheena]

2:15 is the best!

[AaronSilkwood]

more like worst acting

[warty4ev3r]

2:04 - Priceless

[h380meet]

Don't go dad-dy.

[freakostar13]

LMAO.

[323guiltyspark]

"What is important to me is getting back to my room and getting drunk."

[NewFriiiikan]

2:06 is effin priceless!

[link000000]

pff...dont..go..daddy..-_-

[racer2322]

they make uber soldiers in here XD

[ZachCraft]

Surprised Twilight wasn't in here extensively.

[THEfox888]

@ZachCraft twiligt isnt a horror and if it is its horribly gay

[project5121]

@ZachCraft Every other clip should have been Twilight.All these movies seem good compared to that piece of shit.

[kiloman3]

@ZachCraft Made before twilight

[icecool1065]

2:23 Its like they just filmed some dude walking round a corner.

And 2:12 exactly how much is too much when it comes to tampering with rotting corpses?.....oh.....thats sick.

[Battossai3000]

lol this lines remind me from the 1st re games like ''You almost became a Jillsandwich'' xD

[WAEVOICE]

From the makers of Don't Wake Daddy comes everybody's new favorite gambe involving zero emotion whatsoever: Don't Go, Daddy...

[rocketzombieboy]

dont go daddy. :|

[MrOxidizer]

meet The Morgans" have worst lines ever!!

[VemmaVerve85]

2:05 the funniest sh*t i have ever seen LMFAO!!!! What movie is that?

[vichyssoise80]

"Collin, how many times have the rules been reversed...?"

"That's not important. What's important for me is going back to my room, and getting drunk."

[stardappledgreen]

The line at 3:08 must have spoken for everyone involved in these movies

[KITMaverick]

want me to stop the pain. tell me TO stop, tell ME

[rbern22]

shut up skank lol

[blooregardo]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU