No... No No You Will Die!!!

[HesitantEvil]

Sam Jackson's "Mother fucker, what the fuck?!" face at the end makes this movie worth it.

[kanimo24]

Has anyone noticed how bad George Lucas is at writing dialogue between characters?

[Lach1234]

Mace Windu - "I'm going to McDonalds, you want some fries?"

Palpatine - "No....nooo...noooo....YOU WILL DIE!!!"

Mace Windu - "Oh you motherfucker!!!"

[Fogimori]

Kinda sounds like mr. bean :L

[Ghlan]

NOAWH

[AtticWarrior1994]

Noo...I dunnt wanna go to da big pwace!

[THEBLUEGLOVE]

no, No, NO! you will die! BUTTERFLY!

[StelliferousEra]

Palpatine's having none of it.

[Crazycuddles27]

no no noo you are BI

[ibprofin100]

got something hard to chew in your mouth palpatine? Or working on your elementary school lessons saying the word "no" ?

[immortalfrieza]

"No. No! No!!!" Okay, the rest of the scene is badass, but the no's are incredibly cheesy, especially the way Palpatine's mouth looks while he's saying it.

[0ntop0fth3world]

This must have looked REALLY STUPID without special effects!! ROFL

[jimnbobproductions]

I think that Ian McDiarmid was very good as Palpatine, but the delivery of this line... Duh fuck?! Not that the line itself was particularly compelling (a lot of dialogue in the prequels was utter drivel), but really? It sounded like a 3-year-old trying to do an impression of the generic "bad guy."

[JAEitler]

pretty awful script reading when you see it isolated

[MasterSamurai]

Join me Skywalker, and I will make you the greatest sith in the galaxy...or else Padme will DIE!

[iStandHereStill]

Suck a horrible line...

[b00mHeadsh0t12]

sounds like my grandpa

[turkeyballs3]

And so, Lando was the black guy's last hope... (Please let me be wrong lol)

[greenpen91]

and thus was the beginning of the KKK....

[happyface7792]

Press 1 repeatedly if you want to know if i HATE THIS VID

[MAGICDUE665736]

press 2 for mr bean impression :)

[jango52577]

Amazing that I still laugh at this scene seven years later. And I wasn't the only one in the theater. It was hilarious.

[ZeZombieKiller]

@MarcusAvon2 I was actually yelling....

UNLIMTED POWAHHH!!!!!

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

Pause at 0:02!

[DanielLinguini]

look at his face it looks your mom

[dr1345]

THAAAATS RACIST!!!!

[ShinyPikatwo]

UUUUNNLLLLIIIMMMMMIITTEED POOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!

[Bloodlyshiva]

@ShinyPikatwo The book's lines are less humour, more badass:

Mace: Beaten by your own fear

Palp:..."fool"

*Blasts*

"FOOL! YOU THINK THE FEAR YOU FEEL IS MINE?"

Guess who just arrived?

[40lbsofrape]

And then nothing sexual happened!

[redhook4]

People make fun of this scene all the time but I think it's generally good acting on his part. It really seems as if he gets into the role of Palpatine, the corrupted old man.

[SpeedyCXLIX]

"Join me and I will make your face the greatest in the galaxy or else you will DIE!"

"No...No No You Will Dieeeeee~!"

"It BURRRRNNSSS!"

[tekken6ironman]

Reminds me of Mr Bean

[UnknownWebUser]

look at his mouth hahaha :O <---NO

[TheDoctorofOdoIsland]

Proof that Palpatine is really Anakin's father. Narmy Big NOOOOOOOOOOs are in the blood. He does it, Anakin does it, Luke does it....

[LukeMM95]

That some real shakespearean acting there :P

[zg234]

Windu: Chancellor! You're alive?!?

Palpatine: Too bad, YOU... Will die.

[tvol319]

Nooooo, nooooo, I don' wanna go to da big pwace!

[SteelFyire]

POOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEER!!! UNNNNNNNNNNLIIIIIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAA­AAAAAHHH!!!

[sgauden02]

I like Revenge Of The Sith, but this they could've done better at this part.

[KjcKiesh]

rapidly press 2 for Emperor omnomnom

[MrFool59]

he never said you would die. sheesh

[Smael64]

no u

[sadailinikada86]

This entire scene in ROTS is seriously retarded...

[MarcusAvon2]

Noo !!!poopa papa Palpatine what have you done?!!!

[Egyptbat]

No, no, no black guy die!

[ibprofin100]

palpatine is an old geezer with grey hair, but he is very responsive?

[MrEriklenn]

Overacting?

[UltimateTARDIS]

CLASSIC!

[Asuna5]

HE KILLED THE BLACK GUY!!!!!D: NO jk lol

[ChiefsFan581]

NO U

[therealgameman]

No...No nooo you eat pie!

[ProjectParker]

I want this to be my ring tone



[SuperIllusiveman]

These where the final words Dick Cheney spoke to his family on his death bed.

Than he sucked out their souls and became immortal.

[WereGonnaFindYou]

I used to make skyrim jokes, than i got laid.

[phylosaccount]

I could watch this 1000 times and still not get tired. Best line ever xD

[Brandonflowersreally]

What a bastard.

[Metaalhoofdje123]

I feel kinda bad for mr. Windu. :P

[AlienBeliever897]

Hey its Dick Cheney!

[brycethedudeable]

Justin bieber

[GamerzAUS]

let the butt hurt flow through you

[maldinini69]

hahahaahhahaahahahahaha

[IC3DIC3]

Mace: Hey Sidious, you mind if i take your credit card?

Sidious:....No..No No YOU WILL DIE!!!

[IronKnuckleKO]

Too bad... YOU! Must DIE...

[IronKnuckleKO]

NAW...! NAW NAW NAW... YEW MUST DYE...!

[dbafseries]

nagh.. nagh nagh nagh yuh weill dah!!!

[mart620a]

UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER­RRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarrisonLaine12]

...and that's how I met your mother.

[ledhead504]

You DARE bring a ligthsaber into my lair? YOU MUST DIE!!! *lightning*

[menslady125]

@ledhead504:

Join me, Anakin, and I will make your face the greatest in all the galaxy. Or else you will DIE!

[TheYOMOMMA123]

Watch out Samuel, it's Frogface and his unlimited pooooooower!!!!!!!

[troll58712]

Best part of the movie

[shremar]

@troll58712 dont you mean funniest part of the movie?

[Darthjamek]

why are people talking about skyrim when the vid is about star wars

[iamabigfatbutt]

@Darthjamek get the spell "sparks" on skyrim, you will know.

[Darthjamek]

@iamabigfatbutt oh ok ill get it

[Nineteen1900Hundred]

u mad

[MarcusAvon2]

sparks i mean :P

[MarcusAvon2]

thumbs up if anyone has said this before dual blasting bandits, witches, dragons and just about everything in Skyrim with electricity

[cpufightclub]

@MarcusAvon2 I have never played SKyrim

[KillingMachine9000]

@MarcusAvon2 i say unlimited power not this

[ValhallaProduction11]

@MarcusAvon2 You bet your ass I did!

[Mr44centz]

@MarcusAvon2 LMAOOO dual sparks = darth sidious

[TheGrahamAker]

@MarcusAvon2 i did that untill I took a lightsaber to the knee.

[HAVIK136]

@MarcusAvon2 Nah,you always say "Now young Skywalker(Skyrimer?) you will die....

[Tornado15555]

@MarcusAvon2 And now.... random bandit..... you will die!

[iksarguards]

@MarcusAvon2 It only works if you're under 20% health and fighting a Redguard.

[GetterHeroRobo]

NO! NO NO! YOU WILL DIE... By my level 45 Paladin with white sage armor and the sword of conquerors.

[EvdogMusic]

Thumbs up if you thought of Ganon, from The Philips CD-i games, when you saw this.

[iamabigfatbutt]

What goes through my head every time some one times me to die on skyrim on my mage

[iSayTomatoes]

I'm not sure why but palpatine reminds me of mr Bean. o_o

[Nerefurian]

SAD FOR YYYOOUUUU!!!!

[RBMS13]

I love this movie, but I laughed so hard when he said that. He sounded like someone talking to a baby. :P

[ilikeost]

@RBMS13 You should be beaten for liking this movie.

[MrMushroom123]

thats quite an argument

[Krataka15792]

>Pyro kills Spy.

>Spy uses Dead Ringer.

>Spy sneaks behind Pyro

>this video

[DarkestPanik]

Why do I always laugh at this scene?

[Nothingbutmagic1]

This must look even more stupid without effects

[MarcusAvon2]

@Nothingbutmagic1 no you will die from my invisible lighting bolts

[amazingonion]

I was laughing my ass off in the theater when l saw that.

[DonStelz92]

damn why are the good guys so good? Windu didn't have to die! AAARGH!!!

[LetsFinishThis1]

SAY NO ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME! I DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKA!

[ThisGuy4357]

NO NO NO THAT PURPLE DILDO IS TOO SMALL!!!!

[Montesama314]

Every time I look back at this movie, I still wonder... Where the hell did that old man live to talk like that? Who naturally talks like they've smoked for 50 years straight?

[MisterAnimann]

I never understood this part....

[KingCommando32]

KNOW KNOW KNOW...YU WIL DYYYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TalonMercenary]

hahaha new meme me thinks :)

[Teknosphere]

you have to hand it to most of the actors in the prequels for doing their best to make something out of the poorly written lines they had to work with.

[antonio610]

@Teknosphere Somehow, Hayden Christensen seems to make them worse.

[KenoshiAkai]

And this marks the point of the movie where I gave up on trying to like Revenge of the Sith and laughed my ass off in the theater. This is where I finally admitted to myself that the Prequels were utter crap.

[CrazyGrunt2]

@KenoshiAkai I tip my hat off to you. I'm still in denial that there ever were any prequels.

[KenoshiAkai]

@CrazyGrunt2 Indeed the best policy. They're just a collection of very high budget fan fics ;)

[pockuinator]

Palpatine=CD-i Ganon?

[TheAtlasPrime]

The 1st time I saw this I thought he was gonna morph into a baby

[TheInstantClassic1]

NOOOOOO, NOOOO, NO, SILLY JEDI TRIX ARE FOR SITHS!!!!

[TravisTCleveland]

Such a shitty line... but Ian McDiarmid takes it, and makes it epic somehow.

[dialgapalkiamew1]

Sounds just like my ex-girlfriend

[kwebb121765]

Ian McDiarmid is the best actor of the entire series.

[Tko101488]

Mother...you're alive

[MrImastinker]

WOOHOO! Palpatine is easily the best part of the prequels.

[clickswitchh]

with this line Lucas just lost all his credibility

[MMAenthusiastUHHE]

No no no, you cannot have a bite of my tasty Big Kahuna burger!!!!

[0hypnotoad0]

"FUCK.. I had a line for this... aw whatever" "EAT LIGHTNING, STUPIDS"

[bjorn860]

Yes, yes yes... He will DIE.

[MrDiddymandarlo]

he says no like when a little kid doesnt want crappy soda, he wants real Coke Cola

[TheVivvav]

SAM JACKSON NOOOOOOOO!

[Archer2509]

NO U!

[kaikiyukionna27]

...waddup with the fish face?

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Sounds like he's choking on the scenery.

[ShortytheSquirrel]

NO I don't wanna go to the big place!

[TheInstantClassic1]

@ShortytheSquirrel OOOOOH I never knew my pants could be this cold

[ShortytheSquirrel]

@TheInstantClassic1 Obi Wan: I'm Worried about your friend Palpatine.

Mike: And your Pal Friendpatine!

[TheInstantClassic1]

@ShortytheSquirrel "Two Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay...and Gamera is friend to children!!!"

[ShortytheSquirrel]

@TheInstantClassic1 Mike: Man this 'my wife dies' video game eats! 

[TheInstantClassic1]

@TheInstantClassic1 ONCE MORE (WAAAAWAWAWAWAWA) WILL RUUUUUULLE THE GALAXY (riffers laugh) aaaand.....we shall have...peeeeeeeeeeeaaaace.

Mike: Oh lovely, marvelous; Darth Actor ladies and gentlemen Darth Actor.

[Werdxp]

IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH AND THEIR MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTNING

[LiberatedWarriorXV21]

@Werdxp IN MY MOTHER FUCKING SENATE

[CameronTheCool]

@Werdxp HAHAHA That made my day! :D

[robo003d]

@Werdxp

Lol

You made my day

[TheInstantClassic1]

Doesn't make a bit of difference if the line is gold, cheesy, or downright stupid; Ian McDiarmid will take it, bake it, and serve a delicious, golden, and enjoyable large ham out of it.

[bdkbmd]

NO, U!

[zingtea]

Mace: Ur under arrest. o_o

Palpatine: No u lol

[Tmartin1438]

McDiarmid at least made these awful lines entertaining in their downright silliness. If only Hayden Christiansen did all of his lines in the wicked witch palpatine voice

[LovecraftianToenail]

I actually really like this bit. We see the mask of "cool, nice politician Palpatine" fall off, revealing the complete psycho that he really is.

[UpwardsFallings]

Even the delivery is crap! He looks so over the top.

[aaronthebox]

HOW THE FUCK COULD A DIRECTOR THINK THAT WAS A GOOD TAKE!?!?!?!?!

[herings]

@aaronthebox I DONTK NOW, WRITING IN ALL CAPS WILL MAKE IT BETTER!

[Ionisus]

@aaronthebox

hahahahaha! THESE PREQUELS WERE A JOKE

[Tuckerscreator]

@aaronthebox Because he only does three takes of each scene, max.

[Battleaxegunner]

XD!

[plannedbyreaperLight]

No U!

[cocopeanut09]

No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,­no,no,no,no

*Lucas Still thinking what to write*

Anakin: "Can you hurry the fuck up!!"

[TheSeanAlo]

Why was he letting him talk instead of just killing him?

[TheForceIsMyAlly]

NO, NO, NO NO NO

*Mace checks watch*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*Mace looks impatiently out window*

...YOU WILL DIE!

[tgbcollector]

Join me, Emperor! Or else you will die.

No, no, no, YOU WILL DIE!

[CrossoverWars]

My friend can't stop quoting this. Ever,

[MrVerstingen]

His reaction to rebecca Black new song

[SAOrules]

No, no, I don wanna go ta da big place!!

[JoshShaps]

No...no no no YULE TIDE!

[GayByProxy]

Sad for YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!

[vidassassin]

ITS A TRAP!!!

[TheMotionMan112]

GNOH, GNOH GNOH YU WIL DI

[kurale10]

Keep pressing 1 for dick sucking face

[vneom12354]

PRESS 5 FOR OH YEAO

[WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

Wow, I always thought it said "You have lost!" but he does say "You will die!" I gotta say I think the writing on what I thought it was makes more sense.