Americans Love Lists

[TechnoDogStudios]

1.) We need more lists

2.) Why do we need less lists

and 3.) We need even more lists then listly possible!

[randomname123ish]

Why U no mention LISP?

[JOTGroup]

What was that about communism, and the negativity in your voice? Grr!

[HaloxCake]

we ne endlist lists!

[BothGabor]

SO I HERD U LIEK LISTS

[S4dist1cK]

Listception!

[dingo596]

Kirby for President

[RedSkyNord]

... PEOPLE IN ALL COUNTRIES lists things. That's just a method of organization.

[Dolphidood]

I must be retarded because I'm a fan of Lizst

[Dolphidood]

What about Schindlers list?

[craigo78239]

Well done Kirby. I am a fan...A lot of nit pickers here.

[shilohjessop]

His piano students didn't like Liszt. =D

[lDavinal]

lists! listiki.com has gone live!

[lDavinal]

He's right. Check out listiki.com for creating, finding, ordering, ranking and sharing lists with friends.

[lDavinal]

He's right. Check out Listiki for creating, ordering, ranking and sharing lists!

[Gariangzta]

f... ur penis inside out... aka f-ing urself

here is a list for u

1) get the f off youtube

[deedeeke1991]

"... he was a communist?"

[kristofferall]

Like your style, Very Interesting point of wievs especially In the video I saw before this one 2012 Love the sarcasm and information combined, Though I have great respect for the mayans , they seem to me to have been wery spiritual beings and great scientists. But man, Love your work. Keep It coming! / Greetings from Sweden

[gapanlilio33]

STALIN FTW!

[evlon]

lol the muscles part look like something out of a Bill Herrington vid.

[pippin1962]

I can't get through the day without a list. First thing I do when I get up is make a list. Then I start at the top...no time for that first thing...mmm, I'll do that this aft for sure...that's not really due today...God--why is that on there...now this next thing I am doing right now--right after I eat...I am so full--nap time. OK--back to the list...Christ--I lost it. OK--first, make a new list...

[gorgeousaur]

Go lists!

Here's a short list to describe this video:

1. Awesome

2. Cool

3. Amazing.

[defeatedwyvern]

your a fag

[gorgeousaur]

Compelling argument. Thanks for the input.

[myspacebarbroke10]

hahaha brilliant! and true.

[Joshlama]

nice list.

[ordonezeddie05]

do you have a list? whats in it? lol

[Joshlama]

I live in Australia. We don't have lists.

[salvis52]

Joseph Stalin was a babe. (Is that a horrible thing to say about an evil dictator?)

[magmaguy]

no, but it would be if i told Joseph Stalling was a hot baby i only want to suck him big manly cock.

[pippin1962]

He did have an impressive mustache--but I've read that he had gingivitis--yeeuch!

[bigwordtown]

i like the advertising in the background on the computer

[defeatedwyvern]

your a fag

[OdetoWode]

1)Wow

2)That was

3)pretty darn

4)funny!

[catbonez]

Any generic statement starting with "Americans like........or......Americans do.........or.........American­s think........." is poop. There are so many different flavors of Americans..........you could not even list them all.

[OldMcDonald07]

You are going on the top of my list! ;) You're hilarious! Keep it up...please!?

[PersonToBeNamedLater]

u should said chuck norris after toasted corn muffins

[marshak2]

Lists of lists of lists. Let's program in LISP!

[MagicEH]

I've been watching your channel for awhile and this one is making me subscribe! Thank you!

-EH

[Phoenixkidd]

You hit the nail on the head Kirby! It's part of the American Psyche to categorize everybody and everything into a list, I think it has to do with the fact the we started as 13 states and many more, However, I get annoyed when everything form is programmed to only include American style address, phone etc, and not have anywhere to put bi-racial backgrounds, everybody has to be categorized, very Orwellian I say.

[lukessummer]

List

Lisp

Wisp

Wasp

Wash

(Gonna have to cheat a bit)

Wuck

FUCK!.....Yeah!

Beat that Kirby1, and your fancy pants yellow formatted user name!......HA!!!!

[VelvetRazor]

List

Lust

Must

Musk

Muck

F*ck!.....Oh yeah!

[lukessummer]

And you didn't even have to cheat!...(That's kinda cheatin', isn't it?)...He he!!!

[BociPuki]

LOL

[logosfails]

1. peanut butter

2. an old man's once worn left sock

3. the excellence of your videos

4. a book about geology

5. my ex-girlfriend's annoyingly successful life post-me

6. three tiny rocking chairs

[GeeWizz9528]

lol

[DarKnight24712]

yes the soviets liked lists. still its important that stalin said he didn't like lists. after all, lists often frequently imply a hierarchy. when you make a list, lets say before you go grocery shopping, one might erroneously assume that it has been prioritized. a devout communist ideologue might argue therefore that instead of promoting the equality espoused by unadulterated communist theory, the list represents a hierarchy that mimics the disparity in power between different classes of people

[macawish]

I have the ultimate list

because movie makers are now into the whole "let's make movies in the correct language now so they can be 'based on a true story'" school of thought, and most movie-goers are lazy(otherwise they'd be living life); bullet point what the people are saying beside the actors! To those of you who actualy read that whole comment, thanks.

[egovideo]

Stalin and his henchmen - and any other communist leaders - LOVED to make lists of people who didn't believe in communism.

[Fa1c0nA]

hate to disagree but Joseph Stalin and the USSR actually were quite big fans of lists. . . They had many lists. They had lists of laws, lists of aims, lists of everything. Lists are very good ways of keeping control and what did the soviets want? Control. . . They LOVED lists, more so than the US, don't make passing comments like that unless you want someone to correct the mistakes you made. . .

Cheers.

[kirby1]

Okay, good point.

[LALAPAPA1]

@kirby1 lols get owned

[LongTallYamlaJay]

@Fa1c0nA You meant "list" the mistakes?

[RawMetalofDeath]

@Fa1c0nA Should I list the reasons why no one cares?

[SpringWaterMassives]

@Fa1c0nA damn i'm 3 years too late was just about to post that :P

[XvegetarianXvampireX]

1. That was

2. Really

3. Funny

4. XD

[violapie]

But Stalin wasn't a true Communist. He had his own form of what he wanted to be communism, but it was really what Lazar Kaganovich refers to as "Stalinism". But that's beside the point. Great video. I enjoyed it. Thanks for posting.

[Bob132465789]

Russian Communism?

[APsholesauce]

lol

[WJDouglass]

So I guess Obama doesn't like lists either.

[JennaLeighhh]

with an index, which is a list.

hahaha so good.

[Fitzgilbert]

This stuff is hilarious!

[AngelaD411]

I enjoyed it lol

[axelandro93]

Hahahaha!!! omg...u are so lame

[avocatic]

i dont now what ie the problem whith this video please

[chodiestchode]

1.that was GREAT

2.I LOVE lists

3.why would you not want a video about lists?

4.I'm a list-maniac!!!

[hippiebutnot]

I'm addicted to making lists of things. It makes my life easier and more satisfying. Also, that could be the mental disorder talking.

[paulindawsoncr]

lol

[takiaticarus]

so good

[bandchk23]

I'm no internet vigilante hellbent on overcompensating for my lack of a love life by bashing other Youtube users, but I'm sick of all you people bashing this guy's (anyone at that matter) work. He put it up for his and (hopefully) our entertainment. Kirby1, keep up the good work. And to quote my mom: If you cant say anything nice, shut-up and go away.

[tubedeejay]

what do you mean "if?"

irregularwebcomic, number 240

[NoelFigart]

Kirby, you're a scream. Keep it up!

[justiceleague3000]

1. Meanwhile, children are starving in Ethiopia.

2. Meanwhile, children are starving in Ethiopia.

3. Meanwhile, children are starving in Ethiopia.

[kirby1]

1. Please

2. go

3. away.

[axelandro93]

Why make a movie about lists? Thats kinda lame

[DontFilmYourTV]

Have you not seen the rest of his videos?

but he brings up a point, americans like lists because there isn't any paragraph formatting, which is work, lists are simple, and easier on the eyes. I like lists.

[felixchump]

To add to his list of youtube videos duh

[justiceleague3000]

YOU go away, Miss Beasley!

[smarfresh]

@justiceleague3000 1. Go to Ethiopia

2. Kill yourself

3. Then let those starving children cannibalize you

4. Everyone is happy :D

[Libertarinoob]

I've noticed that some people speak as if they're permanently alarmed in an attempt to imbue emotion into their video blogs.

[bv2thetiger]

i'm pretty sure that's how mockumentaries are usually done

good stuff :)

[bobjohnson513]

I love me some toasted corn muffins.

[meoka2368]

You've forgotten that listing ships often sink.

[Giao1]

your a fag

[Blured0Influence]

I admit, I laughed heartily.

[OneRyt]

Yeah, lists suck.

1. Communism != Dictator

2. Communism > Capitalism

3. Democracy + Communism = Thing of beauty.

[aenrko]

communism always results in a dictatorship you moron, how many times does this have to be proven in history over and over and over before you dingbats get the point

[OneRyt]

Same w/ a Democracy, it's just more controlled and less obvious to see.

Besides, no Communist society has been produced in the proper environment for it to thrive.

i.e. those leading it had rich countries such as the west to compete with on a monetary level. Those countries (which are unequal and wrong) made communist countries seem less then desirable to live in.

I could argue all day, but what you say is bullshit, and has only been proven circumstantially, and not even thoroughly.

[OneRyt]

+ see #3.

[devourerofbabies]

I love the GOODIE BAG intro.

[NaSelect]

well done good sir.

[1900whogivesa]

Oh, wait. No it's not lists Americans are addicted to. It's pointless video and sound clips with unrelated images and over inflated otherwise meaningless subtopics that have infentesimal to no importance to any level of intelligence with no social value like a video about how anybody loves something as base as lists.

[ryanr34]

Don't you think you're overreacting a little?

[ethanarogers]

lists piss me off, why dont they just use words, sentences, paragraphs

[nmcmill]

Im canadian, and also love hockey, i dont need a list because its the only thing worth mentioning

[JoSonDoOwns]

Americans love oil the most

[snicksim]

zzzzzzzzzing!

[Flyer222]

im american...and i find lists a bit annoying...i perfer to put things in paragraphs

[bellben]

im Canadian i love hockey!

[mysteryjade]

I always felt like I was the only one who loved making lists.

Hooray for lists!!!

[timxcampbell]

1. I watched the video

2. I grinned

3. I posted this

4. I'm done

[paulindawsoncr]

now thats an answer!

1 it's short

2 it's to the point

3 it's funny!

[Rurisk1984]

Go communism

[billygerdts]

wow. you gave a dull topic a crazy high-octane spin and filled almost two minutes with it. brilliant :)

[shaggyburns]

You're hilarious dude

[RunetheFox]

lol, 4-5

1:18-1:27 lol

[BatzMonkey]

lol!

[reallybigphilly]

Is that an I-Trigue 3330 sound system in the background? They are great :)

[KIATIN]

he used the word list or a form of list 28 times

Yes, i was bored.

[nitzlplick]

I'm adding this video to my list of favorites.

[mads0756]

already done .

[HeavenlyDemonxX]

XD lol

[dangerdevo]

genius.

[love4liberty]

i dont laugh when i watch your movies but i think they are funny. its a weird feeling. keep it up

[Psysaturn]

Patriotism = Lists.

[Flyleafromance]

Alright, you get a five. I do agree, we make lists. Though... I'm not so sure it is just Americans that do so, without lists, how else will we explain things?

[admydragonch2]

Stupid commis! They hate lists! Lists rule! Fuck Stalin's List Haters! Ya!

[Linoleum027]

ha... lists

funny

[oYoYebutu]

Americans are items on lists.

True.

[crbnated]

Americans don't "like" lists, journalists ( and I use the term loosely) "like" lists.

Your impression of a Sunday night news show editorial is dead on, but like those editorials ...YOUR NOT TELLING ME ANYTHING!

Sarcasm mixed with pointing out the obvious has been beat to death.

What's the next video going to be? How so many people like to breathe and the enlightened "in the know" guy should just hold their breath and not be like the rest of the cattle.

I would like at least a -7

Thank you

[VivaLaLaurennn]

So true! =)

-Lauren

[lazygecko]

diaper, Lysol, and someone to roll you over.... well 2 out of 3 aint bad....

[LeonSmith]

I approve of this list loving American.

[LittleBoiFen]

I'm pretty much a compulsive list writer, and this was the best thing in the world, lol.

[vjfbrown]

you are why i love youtube! please don't turn out to be a racist like sxephil!

[bobjohnson513]

sxephil is not a rascist, he is an asshole, but not a rascist.

[iralarry]

Nice Blue Mic. I got one of those, too. Love that USB tie in.

[snwbrdr123321]

Dude, you should seriously have a show or somthin. You could make a whole load of cash

[iballman]

Canadians love lists too!

[Wiltrix]

Are you trying to be like the next Michael Moore??

You make interesting videos man. You expose the conspiracy behind so many outrageous things like.... Trajan Fonts, Lists... Jeez... the outrage! (BTW, the 10 Commandments came from Israel)

You should make a movie... "Bowling for Microsoft", "Smashing Windows", "Upgrade Me"... "PageNotFound 404"... whatever...

[maneneko]

When I was serving as a juror, a PowerPoint slide of the all the main points would have helped. Alas, the defense counsel didn't use a computer, and the trial which was planned to last 2 days lasted A WHOLE SEVEN. Do not underestimate the power of lists!

[MacTipper]

I love your stuff, here's why:

1: Well edited.

2: Smart

3: Funny

:D

MacTipper

MacTipper (.) com

[juggaloSwisS]

i JUST found this video series, and i cant stop laughing, you rule man, you rule

[WarriorBoy]

VH1 should do "The top 50 moments of our top 20 list oriented shows".

[flubberised]

Kirby, you are the Bill Bryson of Youtube! XD

[kirby1]

I'll have to check out Bill Bryson. :)

[caseybobacey007]

lmao you're really good at making your videos good and not cheesy. Good dialogue and scripting too. Very noice.

[meavid]

Bush must not like them lists neither!

[itzmattu]

Oh my. You would enjoy computer science for sure. America is deprived. We have linked lists, pointers to lists, addresses of lists, and we can even sort lists in MILLISECONDS!

And we're keeping them all to ourselves.

[Distantdreamers]

Lists are just so you dont have to read paragraths, kind of lazy, but who has time to read when you can scroll your eyes down a list?

List vs Paragrath -

Hello, im Bob!

Today i went to the shopping centre to buy myself a hat, it was a very nice hat and i was very pleased with my purchase.

Bob

Shop

Hat

Nice

Im not saying americans are lazy, but it seems so, yes???

[kokoabolo]

I LOVE YOU KIRBY! KEEP IT UP!

[nhutches]

first on your list of things to do:

1. look up 'quintessence' before quoting shakespeare

[kirby1]

I'm not sure why you have to make this point with such contempt. Why not just point out the error?

Anyway, I assume your point is that he's referring to man and and I thought he was referring to the earth. I stand corrected.

[fuzzyprism]

Love this video! My favorite next to your Trajan one. That ubiquitous damn font. Anyway... I didn't think the "quintessence" commenter was being contemptuous, just attempting humor -- like if I point out that Shakespeare wasn't technically an American. ;) KEEP 'EM COMING KIRBY!

[irkekler123]

didnt like it al :)

[hollymoon21]

i find him hilarious lol

[DagobertDrug]

You totally took Josef Stalins quote out of context! Shame on you!

Just kidding, very funny! Too bad I'm a communist... List's make we wanna kill a puppy! With bare hands and a red flag waving behind me!

[princessjoots]

truly must be an american thing, i hate lists and avoid them at all times :)

[DirRotCA]

Why I like this video:

1. It's Fast Paced.

2. It's Funny.

3. And I Love LISTS!

4. Four

[SirMildredPierce]

Holy Linoleum, did I hear some Windom Earle up in that mix? That's brilliant!

[JordanABQ]

1. This

2. Was

3. Hilarious

"...with an index - which is a list."

[andli843]

hahah, nice

[ScarletKnights]

I'm adding this video to my top fifty YouTube videos.

[SynSchecter6661]

I seriously can't believe the shit that goes on youtube sometimes...people already thought of this, they just realized it isn't all that important.

[thereitgirl]

enLISTING

[TheKwEeNofKoRn]

Hahahaha xD this is so retarded but i love it.

[metalshot07]

i love your vids

[UnplannedExcess]

i love lists! I make them in my spare time for fun hehe

[kacekace]

very empowering....hes like a super funny nerd...super

[c0c0abutt3r]

i like lists yayyyy!

[argentino450]

I don't like list so i'm a comunist awsome

[sericecho]

I just found you through your feature (congrats). I subscribed right after seeing it. Now as I look through your previous listing (pun intended) of vids, I am enjoying them more and more. I am a queen of lists. My finance always sees my lists around the house and just shakes his head and chuckles. Long live lists!

[moby6002]

genius

[Camera5hy]

I have a (2)-pack..and i love his music

[boobsteak]

1. I freakin' love lists.

2. If the information isn't organized into a list, it's too much effort to read.

3. I admit that I am lazy American.

4. I want my literature spoon-fed to me.

5. Cut out all the unnecessary words and get straight to the point.

6. The art of the written word is lost upon me.

7. I have a short attention span.

8. I'm a part of the YouTube generation.

[Halochief165]

What's wrong with flat abs i have a small 6 pack at 14 and compared to your abss mine look like heaven

[Lonerganmusic]

it's fucking sad that you care.

[chevasriegel]

i like your videos. SUBSCRIBED.

[pantseeker]

with an index. which is a list. <3

[sardynox]

U.S. listmania doesn't bug me as much as U.S. sportsdatamania.

[Halochief165]

seriously

[ledriffs]

this one was entertaining

funny too

[Robosalt]

i like ur quick-cuts and style, i just might SUBSCRIBE