My New Haircut: Motivated Marine Option Edition

[lvrpatriot01]

Marines and army are both honorable services, don't compare them

[bigbizable]

Army > Marines

[BM4A]

Holy crap i want to be in mcjrot,bet its funner than afjrotc (what i'm in) :(

[TheBallsacthemighty]

fuckin POG

[VanOostjien]

The best part was when you get see his junk moving around in those shorts

[342HIPHOP]

hello it is called the cut

[Markuchi00]

this aint even funny. its moto. MOTO IS NEVER FUNNY!!! made me puke in my mouth!

[not12u]

im guesting mcjrotc=marine corps junior reserve officer training corp

[XxPANTERA4LIFExX]

@not12u Correct!!

[johnluebke9]

this guy isn't even a Marine..he is a wanna b faggot!!! he doesn't even have nametapes on his cammies!!

[tansen2]

@johnluebke9

actually by marine corps order your not supposed to have nametapes on if you do a video like this. or if you do have name tapes then your supposed to blur them out. does everyone follow this rule? hell no. but is it a rule? yes

this one did follow it though so yeh

[pfcmatt2008]

sir you have to swipe your card.. Not now chief i left my id at home. lol

[dokidokitoshi]

o.o

nummy lol

[CosmicTDI]

He wears short-shorts... He wears short-shorts... if you dare wear short-shorts, NAIR for short-shorts!

[tangPredator]

his sleeves are rolled, but they look like shit. f'n boot..

[trumpetpiano66128]

semper fi do or die OORAH



[robert25agness]

u look like a fucking recruit and u act like u just got out of boot.

[Girlygirlemc]

He is soo sexy

[hrryzdlr]

he's reeeeeaaaaally hot.

[yatyasguy]

I love how all the Army "dogs" feel they have to try and outdo Marines... When your the best, people always try to knock you down! Semper Fi... and this guy is an idiot, but it is pretty funny

[CNSTCasualty]

This reminds me of the last time I was stationed on a base with Marines.

[Dav3]

just shit. 

[bunkthedipper]

Hmm where to begin where to begin. That haircut is horrible. His sleeves look like shit. And their called boot bands. It even says so on the package. He's not a Marine, no name tapes, no EGA on his left breast pocket, silkies are still allowed I wear mine every time we have btry pt. To that guy that was saying were not the best. We may not be. But until someone can shut us down or stop us were the champs and that's all their is to it. Mr. I love the army guy, look up the video about the army's

[cecelittlejohn1]

HAHAHA I effing love this video!

[DeGrizio21]

my jarhead buddies call me a motard all the damn time. but im not this bad. shits funny.

[donkey0531]

Love the chase me rape me shorts

[Elle4201]

Are males still authorized to wear silki es???? lol, i don't even wear silkies. It was really funny though....

[SuperSilverwolf17]

you are the biggest douche bag i have ever seen. like are you for real? kid you'll never know unless you have actually bin there and done the work.

[bluecollarboiler]

OooRah!

[killerp21]

This parody is a disgrace to anyone that calls themself marine

[jenstanlilly]

....fricken squid

[Prepareforglory0]

@Blueeyesaf Marines can't be the most highly trained, they're given the least to work with. That's why the USMC is considered the most fearsome force projection military arm on the Earth. Ever since their inception before the Revolution, our nation has always asked the most from the Corps. Avoid talking about what you' don't know please, and learn to spell correctly before you attempt to insult the USMC.

[Blinx56]

If you didn't do the voice this would be so much better

[blueeyesaf]

Most americans think the marines are the most highly trained military team in the world. But they are totaly wrong. I'm not trying to ofend but you seriously have to stop saying that the marines are the best, they are good but they aren't the best and you have to realize that. If you say something I won't respond because its probably wrong and more importantly, I don't give a shit what you think.

[mattstark23]

@blueeyesaf they are the best infantry force..... have to go army ranger or spec ops to get better.....

[bigdude90]

@blueeyesaf Better training than the army:)army strong is an oxymoron

[paulgilbert54220]

@bigdude90

a.r.m.y.

Aren't real Marines Yet

[R1derlin]

@paulgilbert54220 yep thats right thats why Marines force recon comes to Army Ranger school to train with Ranger instructors, ever here of Delta force oh yeah thats Army too, Green Berets oh yeah thats Army as well.... sorry you lose Airborne = Army Air assault = Army you come to our schools not vise versa

[obezana]

@R1derlin so what? the forces mentioned only comprise a miniscule fraction of the Army..

[combatkid67]

@paulgilbert54220 ARMY ALL THE FUCKING WAY U FAGGOT HOOAH!!!!!!!!!

[mschaiga]

Lol I watch this practically everyday and it never gets old haha. Love it

[ISUPPORTTHEKKK]

lol if u talked like that in real life id laugh

[NuJoiseyMAN]

What did he drink at the end?

[ojdCrew]

@NuJoiseyMAN probably some milkshake or fruit punch mix from an MRE

[hatertater09]

This whole video wanst right.

[MovieManMe3]

am i "Goodogo"?

[brocktherock68]

go to the original mnh page and link this as a video response, youll get a shti ton more views man

[tallboyandy23]

IF YOU COUGH UP THAT GRAPE, THEN YOU,LL BE ABLE TO SPEAK PROPERLY

[MrOgre]

SQUID

[IllegraNigra]

Charlie took my shiiiins!

[SemperGumby]

If you've never stepped on the yellow footprints, you'll never understand this.

[ALVAREZ1326]

@SemperGumby Just cuz you haven't done it personally doesn't mean you wont understand. I understood it and I have never stepped on the yellow footprints. But i have a brother who did and he talks lyk htt all the time and im sure im not the only one.

[jonxmartini]

@SemperGumby the dude that made this is a cadet not a marine

[Duffman2506]

@jonxmartini Technically he was a Midshipman, he now is a Naval Aviator, this was for a NROTC Dining In video

[xxxmidnightpoolxxx]

MRE's!!!!!!

[BA7500]

The original "My New Haircut" destroys this. He doesnt seem completely relaxed doing it. I got like this awkward feeling watching it. I think he could of done it better. His voice didnt work like the bro skis. Although he got alot of balls or no brains for taking on a clip like Bro Skis. Nice try, was still a laugh. Espesially the fuken stretching that shit was ace!!

[35Nichols]

@BA7500

He's a Marine Squid! Marines chew bullets to relax! You'd get lost even with the yellow feet and end up in GYN!

[center52jg]

the stretching part was the best

[Ztinkyy]

I've done some cheesy things in my life, but I urge you to take down this video before you get made fun of forever.

[SamuraiPie8111]

SQUID

[29Dnolatino]

"SUPER FARTS"!!!!

[dickenson0311]

i lost it when he was stretching lol

[DannyRikes]

Awesome. 

[winkdogydog101]

god marine pt pants a fucking gay i hate working out with you fags had this one guy cut the lining and his sack hung out shits gross armys like the only ones who have decent size pt pants

[XxxmotocrossriderxxX]

@winkdogydog101 if you dont like dont be a marine

[stylinlow]

is that a web belt he has in 1:55??

cause it sure dont look like a mcmap belt.

[XxxmotocrossriderxxX]

@stylinlow yea thats a web belt and hopefully he shined his brass haha

[sonicsmash89]

who calls boot bands "blousing bands" hahaha?

[oberd1988]

lmfao...rah!

[xxxmidnightpoolxxx]

I hate when he says "amazing!"

[BHSstinger]

fucking rotc boot

[TheMotohawk1]

not cool

[hannahalise08]

haha i think this is realllly funny.

and hes really hot!

[j187killa]

lancecooly

[caserole13]

this is fucking retarded

[FSTFAZ]

Dumb as hell, typical marine shit stealing material.

[Gearchica]

so much squid hate...LOL

[devildawged]

hes not even a marine...no name tapes....and nice web belt. haha!!

[semperfibarbie89]

I'm bustin out some MCMAP. jesus christ. lmao xD oh my god and fuckin silkies..jesus christ...I love your knife hands!!! nice.

[violentinthedark23]

you remind me of Sling Blade lol

[tallboyandy23]

booooooored

[Zantalo]

Okay I know we use a knife hand when we point, Marine.

[RaiClan]

You know... the canteen cup made the bit. Fuck yeah Devil

[CJDaTman]

it's a knock off from that douche that made my new haircut and jaeger bombs

[USMC0351Grunt]

ROFLMAO! At ease you Jarrrrrr-Head! LOL!

Semper Fidelis Bro!

[Rangerkev22]

@Jackiebaron relax dude he's not even a Marine he's in NROTC Marine option he even says it

[jackiebaron]

Lame! Bog off and lose a leg your jarhead rear-echelon pogue!

[Rangerkev22]

hahahahha theres to many acronyms im glad i could understand them, like the guy underneath me said if you arent a Marine or dont hang around with them then your not gonna understand most of this

[stylinlow]

not too many people will get this..

ONLY MARINES pretty much!!

this is so fuckin funny!!!

[greenbay357]

fuking retard

[lanceh202]

good to go! uuhhh!

[chill0311]

is this guy even in the fleet?

[coka5841]

the military is for white trash and jigs who can't find jobs.

[FirstofMeLastofYou]

stfu, hey asshole my dad is in the military and isnt white trash. he actually has three degrees and just needed the miltary to get through college so y dont u shut the fuck up and stop sayin shit

[sofranko101]

@FirstofMeLastofYou so your dad went to the military for the wrong reasons huh whatever

ohh rah!

[mrsUSAFwife]

@sofranko101 I agree. I get upset when I hear people say. "Well, in this economy, you have to do something." You shouldn't join for the "benifits"

[airic554]

@sofranko101

oh shut the fuck up. government screwed up every other way to pay for shit.. its not like he sat back and got free college. he still most likely worked his ass off.

[mrsUSAFwife]

@coka5841 The military is for those who want to serve their country. I'm sorry that you are ungrateful! My husband will still proudly die for you. I, however, as a military wife would like to say, it pisses me off that my husband would proudly die for you, you are obviously not worth dying over, you piece of shit!

[IAmSoTight1]

@mrsUSAFwife its too bad were all in a planned war. and im in the military also.

look up bildergerg.

[6Anger6]

@coka5841 Yeah you pretty much dont deserve to live in this country, so why dont you either move, or better yet just kill yourself

[Sizzle3003]

@coka5841 You're a pussy, I'd love to beat the fuck out of you.

[The11thHourX]

this isn't funny...

[0311blitzkrieg]

what is the cadence at the beggining?

[mrsUSAFwife]

Who cares how "stupid" or "gay" this video is...he's hot haha

[KommandoOver9000]

you're a phag. (pretty hot and gay)

[sharki9876]

@KommandoOver9000

omg creative troll is creative

[ohsnapitbejenna]

EEOOOHH.

[SemperNavajo]

It's OOOORAHHHH.....not OOOO *squeal*... Get back!! Take your nasty body away from me...NOW!! lol

[spectre195]

your a squid, and your video sucks.

[Maxay69]

you act like a fuckin robot and you aren't funny.

[ps3pitos]

squid!

[JungleFoxx]

Navy fuckin seals chief

[megageth89]

hellz yea now that's what i'm talking about.

[blschold]

LOVE! <3

[limegreenetnies]

I think i'm in love. <3

[kendall3451]

what does squid mean?

[marinezman]

@kendall3451

stupid navy fucks

[dinamo4889]

@kendall3451 squids are US NAVY sailors. Marines are Jarheads, ARMY= Aren't Really Marines Yet  Air force that's all I have to say.

[twiztidpanda]

@dinamo4889 We're not the Chair Force, always on the golf course...

[dinamo4889]

Oh that is what you guys are lol ... I have been a civilian for four years already forgetting the military stuff already.

[Unclesamslair]

you do know part of what made the original funny was the foul language?

[ps3pitos]

@Unclesamslair but if you swear to your officer he'll court marshall you.

[Unclesamslair]

@ps3pitos marines, can't... cuss? what?

[ps3pitos]

@Unclesamslair lol if u swear to your sargeant, he'll make you run 10 miles with full army equipment.

[0311blitzkrieg]

@ps3pitos 1st of all Marine Option means that he is going to become an Officer which is above the rank of a Sergeant, and if ur a Marine u use Marine Corp equipment and an Officer can yell at a Sergeant if it is appropriate to do so.

[GoNavyJG]

everyone gets paided the same

[xdrdosx]

lol

[tyflame92]

lmao...i just wanna see what a DI would do to a recruit during the crucible if he saw him do this

[crushker]

I'm Air Force but I know the marines that we train with would love this.

[SKRIBBLE4ME]

Ill just say this im in the air force and im well aware of the rep we get. Its how you fuckin carry it. The air force is fuckin bad ass man its just the majority of the dirt bags that enlist are wimps. All branches have them even the marines. You do get basic fighting skills in basic and there are plenty of oppurtunities to train with the army and get combat certs up the ass. Like i said its how you fuckin carry it. You can be a bitch ass marine as well as a bitch ass airman.

[autistikzombie]

why does every branch talk shit about the others?

dude i came close to going marines..but marines pay you next to shit and u get no school pay.

but in return, you are made into a badass. however army pays the best, most are a bunch of pussies and out of shape. (sept me lol)

when my 4 years are up and i got some money together. stop talking shit guys, were all on the same team here...

[SKRIBBLE4ME]

We all get paid the same per rank/time in service.

[ThatDaltonKnoxGuy]

@autistikzombie dude, you realize that ALL branches get paid the same due to rank, right? i mean I know that and im in high school NJROTC. ima cadet-seamen. and when im done with my 4 yrs of NJROTC and graduate, im goin into the navy as an E-3. suuucccck itttttt, lol =P

[DIXIEONMYMIND13]

fuckin moto bitch your prolly a pog to huh

[SKRIBBLE4ME]

@DIXIEONMYMIND13 i thought marines are marines

[DIXIEONMYMIND13]

@SKRIBBLE4ME naw pogs aint real marines they dont know shit bout the real marine corps

[boomroasted4]

Wannabe Marine. Not even good knife hands. Shitbag!

[marinezman]

@boomroasted4 fuck yeah man

[VaporDemon]

No name tape and wearing a friggin dog gone web belt real tight shitbag

[Mechtroop]

LOL WUT

[hunt1284]

Your not even a real Marine! No rank, no name tapes, and a web belt. Not to mention, wtf is a blousing band? I think you mean boot band.

[ZEBCLEM11]

Where the fuck is your name tapes an rank

[prepplayer08]

@ZEBCLEM11 i bet u he doesnt rate them yet since it looks like he is in rotc......dont worry though we can all salute him some day

[Puddleglum94]

OK then...

[jsean53]

It's "boot bands" killer. You would know that if you had actually earned the title. Frickin rotc trash.

[TheODA2005]

funny I use to tell all the marines I would do co op missions with that back in the day when you received pay stubs not just on mypay. Up on the right hand side of each one it would always state (department of the U.S.NAVY) boy u guys get all bent out of shape about that one LOL good times wouldn't change going into combat with ya though only thing is which u guys get better gear jesus LOL

[pm2424]

ROFL

[cdfox85]

I don't know WHY you don't have a god damn high'n'tight!!!! Nice web belt...and no rank...and no name tapes...are you even a Marine? LOL...still funny though.

[cptmiche]

well not that you pointed it out i noticed it lol, i didnt even notive :( thats sad, i thought it was wierd how he said blousing boots and not boot bands, and why he would call people squids, when it wouldnt be nearly as funny as if he had said pog, but very good effort for a civilian and it also explains his pt gear being out of reg

[AaronfromWM]

THIS SHIT IS LAGIT! OORAH DEVIL DOG!

[doublej117]

I hope one day I’m just as motivated as he is

[doublej117]

I hope one day I’m just as motivated as he is

[doublej117]

I hope one day I’m just as motivated as he is

[doublej117]

I hope one day I’m just as motivated as he is

[85737520]

Web-belt warrior, nice.

[ayyjay08]

would be even cooler if you were actually a marine lol nrotc?..come on man youre still wearing a web belt with you cammies

[lukernatqr]

ur a faggot

[mudmarine0311]

FUNNY,AND MOTO.....and 19 delta,.....I am former army then went USMC....the Marines will ALLLWWAAYYSSS strive to stand apart, its just an aspect of our culture.... come join us,19Delta; maybe YOU can become one of us: The Few.The Proud. The Brainwashed :)..... Uncle Sam's Misguided Children...

[mitchikael]

I just lost my natural born mind

[SlipHat]

1!!!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!1

[HearThemCry]

It's funny because all of his boys DO have the same haircut as him.

[jimmyfoo3000]

He's gonna bust out the MCMAP. He's a tan belt. hahahaha

[Rextain]

So, just asking, are you still unranked, you know, in your ROTC, or what?

[Combat52]

@Rextain Yes, that would be the 'Marine Option' part.

[helllox21194]

soooo hot :) haha

[Clansmanchris]

Pretty boy¬

[vluu1991]

moto is the way to go! haha

[rexman8398]

fail...

no name tapes...

no mcmap belt...

i earned mine lastfriday. you trackin?

[commoditysodomy]

the tan-belt-warrior, junior-enlisted Mo-tard at it's best... OORAH

[datrumpet5]

great video

[HaloFreakVideos]

Nicolethompson92 I mean

[HaloFreakVideos]

@nicolethompson42 why would you even be and YouTube and argue with people if you were in the marines if the marines were that important to you then you shouldn't be arguing with people on a fricken website, show at least a little respect for yourself while you still have it

[alicitaakatata]

man that dude gives me so much motivation!! he is HOT

[brandonpuckalo]

the navy is gay

cause because the navy motto is no hole is the wrong hole

[nomuny12]

Not now chief.....I left my ID at home.  :-/

[ethanda]

This guy is a fkn joke. Not cool lance!

[xkawaiix07]

lol funny shit